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Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
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1:31p
Oh yes...we'd like to thank Telstra for replacing the phone and running a test on it for us. Whether that was the problem is difficult to tell, as they are hardly likely going to tell us there was noise on the line, and considering my computer is connected via a different cable, which has not been replace, it is again difficult to point the finger a Telstra, however my modem logs do suggest we were being disconnected via the ISP service....and although no disconnections are currently being experienced, the log's would indicate an ISP problem.
Now where was Lego Brain ??? That's right...in deep thought, preparing to discuss trade possibilities ...
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8:34p
Lego Brain finishes calculations on Lego block board.
"Well Iceexplosive as you can see, we are a barren planet, and all Lego blocks are currently assigned to our own living quarter construction, that is not to say that we could not increase production to assist this emergency".
"This interests me"..replies Iceexplosive, I was under the impression that perhaps you imported the Lego".
"Why would that be?", questions Lego.
"Well I can't understand how such a planet would produce Lego Blocks".
"Oh I see, well our production techniques have come some way and of course we've had to remodel our Lego and ourselves to evolve with the changing environmental conditions...Once the planet was rich in Iron Oxides...giving rise to the deep colors in our blocks, reds yellows and blues abounded....but mine and mine we did....until there was no color left to create the blocks you see adorned upon my crown...this is in fact one of my most historic crowns, and primitive in design....if you notice now", lead's Iceexplosive to the viewing platform
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"Our Lego Cities have evolved with our technology and our resources, we have utilized the radium resources to create Glow in the Dark Lego blocks, these require no Solar light source to maintain their energy glow, and have a half life of 2000 years, which of course assists with our energy problem being so many light years from the sun.
We've also included the soft form curve into our building structures, which help channel planetary air currents. There have been so many fundamental changes in the way we live in Lego Land, I would need day's to tell you..and perhaps this is not what we have available if the people of Lego Land are to be of any assistance to you".
"This is true Lego Brain, and I'm sure there are many things to ponder with your technology", Iceexplosive replies.
"So then", Lego Brain persists," we shall supply a 100,000 tones of our premium grade Lego suitable for the Milky Way Galaxy and a design engineer to be picked up on the next cargo ship, I will advise him of the problem the Tsunami victims have suffered and we will build them a floating city, it will be shaped like a double crescent moon, and when the water and wind's rise in anger, the city will float and winds shall be channeled from whence they came."
"Lego Brain is Kind", I thank you and bid you well, perhaps we shall met again some day, and until that time...may you live long to evolve the minds of the Lego Kind.....
They part, Iceexplosive prepares for next adventure, while pondering deeply upon Lego Brain's contribution, she can't quite dispel the thought that perhaps all is not as it should be....????
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