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Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
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12:54a
So I figure a couple of you might be wondering about the scoring system , so to make it easy on you...I'll put in a few brief notes to make scoring easier..
question 1 ...worth 10 grams.
question 2....worth 10 grams.
question 3..... which I left out crack usage...well that's worth 10 grams as well.
question 4 ....worth .5 grams for every correct answer.
question 5 worth 250 grams for the correct answer.
question 6.....worth 250 grams for each three correct answers in a row.
question 7.....worth 75 grams for the right answer and .25 grams for additional correct answer.
question 8.... 250 grams for each correct answer.
question 9 .....worth 50 grams for each correct answer
question 10 ...worth 50 grams for each correct answer ...plus additional 25 grams and 15 grams for secondary answers
and get ready for your Crack Diagnosis...
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2:16a
So by now you should have your Crack Habit registered in grams...to find out how much of a Lipcrack Addict you really are...read the answer closest to your own habit.....
0 - 300 grams
You've never heard of Lipcrack, and you've probably never played one of our tracks. More than likely you stumbled in here when you did a search on the web for pornography, although like most thing's Crack...now that we have your attention, give it another year or two and you will form an addiction. To improve your Crack habits you should spend a little less time in Church snorting pewer dust, and get out and enjoy more sex, which at this stage the closest you've come to it, is on your knee's at the pulpit giving thank's to your father, who you now confuse with your real father because you've been brainwashed into believing he can offer you a better life.
301-1200 grams
You are on your way to being a Lipcrack Addict, You enjoy anything that creates a little controversy, and most likely light up a joint on the weekend. Although you enjoy listening to music, you probably have never tried to write your own, and why would you, there's plenty of glue sniffing freaks out there doing a dandy job at in anyway. Although not quite as desperate as the 0-300 gram addict when it comes to sexual pleasure, you're more likely to be found at the zoo studying animal mating rituals so that when you finally meet the right girl you can teach her how to make love in the lotus position. To improve your Crack habit you should visit an Opium den in Thailand, where they are most likely playing pirated Lipcrack tacks from stereo's imported from Japan, which the U.S. traded back for their weapons arsenal.
1201- 2500 grams
Face the fact's you have addictions, probably more than one, and when you can't score one thing, you're more than likely looking for the other, be it sex, drugs, or rock and roll. You own a musical instrument and you can play it, just not quite as well as you masterbate. We doubt you go to bed before three in the morning on any particular day, why would you, there's way too many parties and drugs going round. If you're seen in the morning, you probably wear shades, either that or you'd spontaneously combust when the light hit's your skin. Which reminds us, if you're not at your favorite band show, high as a kite, we'll find you at home watching the latest release horror flick which get's your adrenaline going just as good as a hit of Crack. You prefer to mix the two, and don't mind it if friends crash at your pad, as long as they leave a few cold beer's for the following day. You are on the other hand, only a few hit's away from being a crazy screw up, which is why most people like you any way. The only way to improve your crack habit is to become a dealer, that way you'll save yourself some extra cash for that new guitar pedal, either that or you'll get high on the left over grams that you cut off each stash you sell.
2501- 4549 grams
You've been hacked, cracked, you've paid out over 250,000 to specialist clinics in Hollywood to get over your crack addiction and you just can't do it, and why should you. Being this high on crack you more than likely have at least 1 million buried in your back yard. You don't need to deal it, you buy direct from the CIA and have a network of pimp's working the streets for you. More than likely you paint your nails and have a black belt in karate along with a Master's in Zen Buddhism, you realize the more you give , the more you get, and Crack's what you're handing out. You love the band Lipcrack and you'll do anything to see them, but if they sold out to a major label, you'd leave them in an instant, unless of course it was to one run by a drug gang, so let's face it, you'll probably see them in Hollywood some time. When your not hanging out at their site, you can be found at the latest, cracks and hack's site, and your computer is a fortress of software firewall's and partitioned hard drives...no one Cracks Your Right ?? You like collecting pet's preferably high class one's with Ice, but won't say no to a synthetic, as long as it's called Cyber Pet or something equally technology driven. The is no way to improve your Crack habit, in fact you've done so well, you're either a member of the band, or on the VIP list. If not you should apply for a position because when the next load of kilo's is shipped in, you know how to work the scales, and they're employing people who can differentiate between 200 grams and .2 grams.
So there you have it....Your Crack Results. We know a couple of you might be disappointed, the only thing we can suggest is that you visit this link to increase your Lipcrack Habit...or better still your understanding of
Lipcrack Attitude....... http://www.lipcrack.com/blow.htm
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