James Austin Valiant's Blurty

Time:	7:15 am.
Mood:	anxious.
Music:	John Cena - Basic Thuganomics.

1. I taught Murphy's class yesterday.
2. I have to admit, it was quite fun to be on the other side of the teacher/student spectrum.
3. Except only two people paid attention to me: Frankie and Lanie.
4. I taught about the secret societies of the Illuminati and the Beildeggers, as well as the Freemasons.
5. Revealed all their dirty little secrets, and how they control the spectrum of everything.
6. Because it was all true.
7. Found out I have about five hundred essays, all due on various days of midterm week.

Did I mention is was midterm week?

It's midterm week.

8. Writing another story. This one's more romantic and less...scary.
9. Because, in my chocolate-filled center, I'm really just a sap for a good romance story. And no, not the trashy romance novels you find at the supermarket. I mean a good, well-developed story. Like that movie with Kate Hudson and that guy.
10. That was a good chick-flick, romanctic sappy movie.
11. Well, except my romance story involves suicide and homosexuality.
12. Something that's just not as run as the mill as it should be in most romance stories.
13. Well, Romeo and Juliet, but come on, Shakespeare was a genius man who was way ahead of his time.
14. I know that and you know that.
15. Forkum's midterm is today.
16. I'm not as scared of the prospect itself as I am of the man behind the desk.
17. Forkum could be a mass murderer, awaiting trial in his native land after the hostile takeover of a different warlord and we wouldn't have a clue.
18. Not a damn clue.
19. That's it.
20. I'm gonna start doing background checks on all my teachers.
21. It's the only for my own (and my classmates) safety.

Quote De La Now

"Beaten! I have a friend who answered a quesion in class saying the Civil War was caused by SEXUAL tension... he meant to say sectional... and seriously said sexual."
- Mark Bosco

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Time:	10:28 pm.
Mood:	ready.
Music:	Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time.

I have a reflection time.

It's my walk home from Nes' house usually. On the way down the street (the middle of the street, no less), that's when my day slows down. I observe clearly, I breathe cleanly and instead of just taking a passing glance at things, I'm able to stop and look at them. Of course, that's what observe is supposed to mean. But you already know that.

Like tonight...I watched the stars as I sauntered home.

You see the stars all the time, but do you ever actually get a chance to look at them? I mean really take a nice long stare. It makes you remember how small we really are compared to everything else around us. And I think this is an important lessons to realize. Not that we are insignifcant, but that we are small. And because we are tiny compared to what's around us, it's important for us to do big things.

Why?

Because it makes things worthwhile. My *mother* told me not to run for Class President...I did it anyways. And I beat six other guys. You know why I did it? To do something big. Because, let's face it, our time on this earth it limited. You have to go out loud and boisterous, not quiet and reserved. And when you die, man, that's when people start to forget you. Everyday that passes puts more strain on the memory. So go out with a bang, in fact...tommorrow morning, start it off with a loud noise of some sort.

Possibly emitted from you. It wouldn't matter. Just don't be quiet. Sure, we're all small in comparison to the world and the universe. But it's our actions, our words, that truly make us bigger.

Joke De La Now

While preaching to the crowd one day, Jesus told the people "Lo, and come unto me, my children, and you shalt see the miracle hand of the Father. Ask of it, and it shall be given unto you."

A man approached the Lord and said this, "My Lord, my wife is but one day away from erasing our marriage. Could thou please summon divine intervention and allow my marriage to remain whole?"

The Lord then proceeded to look to his left, then to his right, then to his left again. Finally, He turned back to the man. "What do I look like," the Lord said, "a miracle worker?"

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