Blurty for James Austin Valiant.
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| Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 |
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A widow with no shame confronted a judge with no conscience. Time and time again she pleaded for vindication before him. He finally gave in, because, even if ethics did not bother him, she did. 1. If I were to ever become a severe author, here are some the books I'd definitely put my nose to the grindstone to write 2. How To Kill A Mockingbird: An Instructional Guidebook 3. The Bible 2: Electric Jerusalem 4. Rockeo and Ariet (yes, I know it's play) 5. The Hitcherhiker's Guide to STDs 6. Green Like Me: A Biography of Kermit the Frog 7. I got nothing. 8. Well, I promise more later. 9. Maybe I shouldn't. Cuz you know, Blurty seems to slow down when I do that. 10. Let's start off the top; 11. The dream didn't come back. That means it was something in the day that triggered it. 12. Christmas is coming soon, and I need to do a tiny bit of shopping. 13. I still haven't seen the Hebrew Hammer, and it's been shown twice. 14. She knows I like her now. This isn't lamenting, it's just a state of the matter. 15. Funcshin (sp?) knows that me, Gargan, Nes and Kenny went to Fuddrucker's yesterday. 16. Poetry project is due Friday. 17. The study went on for way too long. Lunch period study is nice if you have stuff to do during said lunch period. 18. Judith fell asleep today in Philosophy. It was odd, yet somehow, calming to my jangled nerves. 19. I'm getting better at the crosswords. 20. The VIW Awards are game, set and match and we just need to set a date. 21. "The power of Christ compels you....the blood of the matyrs compels you...." 22. Thomas More needed a severe slap on the face. 23. So many things to do...and work is one of them.... 24. This is liable to become too long if I don't stop know. 25. What the hey? It belongs to me, and I shall do with it what I see fit. 26. Rachel's a good person, and I think she deserves to know that. 27. Bekah's going to try and cut down on the "godamn" thing. I probably should. 28. I think I'm making myself distant to Nes. That's not a good thing. 29. Trav seems to be over his lovesickness, so that's good thing. 30. Shaina hit me today. I think it was warranted. 31. Father Pratt sent me a Christmas card. I think I'll send him a hand drawn one. 32. If I can find a good resource... |
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| Monday, December 15th, 2003 |
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1. VH1 can be real idiotic sometimes. 2. The History Channel can also be really addicting. 3. Cuz I watched this special on secret socities that control the world. 4. And now I believe it. 5. BEWARE THE NEW WORLD ORDER! 6. The Illuminati and all that wonderful conspiracy theory junk, how these groups control the world, which is very probable. 7. Had a weird dream last night. 8. Dreamt I met my match, and gave her up for the priesthood. 9. Why did I do it? Did that dream come to me for a reason? 10. The answer is no. 11. It's my subconcious playing with me. 12. And that woman does not and will never exsist. 13. I don't have a true love, nor do I possess a perfect match. 14. Because I am meant to spend my life in the house of the Lord, all the days of my life. 15. Wish I knew what Psalm I was ripping off. 16. I should be teaching Murphy's class soon, as soon as I can draw up a lesson plan. 17. This is gonna be fun. I need to read up on the Wright brothers and the secret societys. 18. Maybe the History Channel will replay some things.... 19. I can only hope, check ahead, tape some things, draw up a worksheet.... 20. Me as a teacher? Nah. 21. I could see it, but it's not what I wanna do. 22. Hey, no lamenting. 23. Go me! |
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| Friday, December 12th, 2003 |
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MOUNT VERNON, N.Y. (AP) _ Two high school students were arrested after trying to buy cafeteria food with counterfeit $20 bills, and investigators are looking for the source of the funny money. The bills were obviously fake because although they were printed to look like the new $20 bills, they felt like construction paper, did not have the standard watermarks and had the same serial number, police said Thursday. Nevertheless, Mount Vernon police Chief Terrance Raynor said he did not believe the bills were made at the school. "The bills are of decent quality," he said. "I don't think the children would have the wherewithal to put those together. It takes more than just a printer to make these bills." "We are absolutely sure that there's a ring out there," Mayor Ernest Davis said at a news conference. "These children are being used as pawns. What we need to do is find out who is giving these children these fake bills." The Mount Vernon High School students, aged 14 and 16, were charged with criminal possession of a forged instrument. They were suspended from school for five days. |
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1. So remember what I said about God letting me interact with girls that are already involved or don't have a romantic interest in me? 2. I'm sticking to that. I rather kind of prefer that. 3. I mean, I think I do. 4. Hopefully, man, it just stays that way. Relationships seem like they a... 5. This stops. 6. This stops right now! I'm going to STOP lamenting over this because it's just not worth it. 7. So I like her. Big deal. 8. I also like pumpkin pie. But there's a whole uneaten one still downstairs in the fridge... 9. Man, school just keeps becoming better and better. 10. I mis-defined 'cauliflower ear' today. 11. It's when a wrestler has to struggle his way out of too many headlocks and fluids build up and harden, making the ear look really really gross. 12. Cassie gave me clementine because I was hungry and was pretty sure I was going to puke if I didn't eat something solid. 13. Mrs. Nickerson so wants me dead; her son, Mr. Nickerson, thinks I'm funny. 14. I've good a rep with the Spanish department. 15. What else...D peroid, we talk about a ton of stuff....per usual... 16. E Period is just that....E peroid. 17. Ms. Gadzera told Pendola to stay out of her drawers. 18. She meant desk drawers, but it was still pretty damned funny. 19. When Miranda called me a hottie the other day, was she serious? 20. I don't know. She didn't seem to be joking...her eyes weren't joking. 21. And as someone who talks alot with my eyes, I can tell. 22. F Period, I go into Murphy's class and volunteer to teach. 23. Melanie so graciously informs me that Mr. Parent confirmed that Martin Luther had 95, NOT 94 thesis, as I had said earlier in Philosophy. 24. Damn Parent and his knowledge. 25. Then I argued about my infallibilty. 26. Which I spelled wrong, BTW. 27. Then I informed Maggie that she still owed me a date from last year, cuz that time I worked for her and she said she'd go out with me if I did. 28. Ruda mentioned something about how I did the same thing with Jamie Downie, which is not true! 29. I do not date guys. 30. Work from 6 - 11. 31. Seven hundred people means 700 plates to wash, 700 water glasses to wash, 4,000-5,000 pieces of silverware... 32. ...and at the end of the day, I'm still thinking about her. 33. Friends would be better. I mean, you can have disagreements that don't become big things in a friendship. 34. Damnit, I said it stops now. 35. No more lamenting. 36. Unless I mean to. |
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Mama de Stacy, tiene pasaba en Mama de Stacy, tiene pasaba en Mama de Stacy, tiene pasaba en Mama de Stacy, tiene pasaba en Stacy va a su casa despues de escuela? Puedamos sentarse cerca de la piscina Tu madre volvi a su viajo companio? Esta aqui o trata dame un slip? Conozco, no son un chico nada mas Soy un hombre, Stacy no veo? Mama de Stacy tiene pasaba en Ella todo quiero y espera un tiempo grande Stacy, no ver tu no son una chica para mi Yo se es un error, pero amabo la mama de Stacy Stacy, recorda corto su cesped? Su madre ven fuera con sola un towela en Yo puedo decir ella gustarme por manerqa ella mirar Y manera dije "Tu perde un lugar a este" Y yo se tu cree un fantastia Pero, desde que tu papa sala, tu mama usa un hombre a mi Mama de Stacy tiene pasaba en Ella todo quiero y espera un tiempo grande Stacy, no ver tu no son una chica para mi Yo se es un error, pero amabo la mama de Stacy Mama de Stacy tiene pasaba en Ella todo quiero y espera un tiempo grande Stacy, no ver tu no son una chica para mi Yo se es un error, pero amabo la mama de Stacy Mama de Stacy, ah-oh-ah-oh Yo amabo con- Mama de Stacy, ah-oh-ah-oh Un minuto por favor Stacy no veo? No esta un chica para mi Se estoy un error pero Amabo con la mama de Stacy |
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| Thursday, December 11th, 2003 |
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1. I love a good argument. 2. Don't get me wrong, coming with a family with so many members, arguings not something that's done sparingly. 3. Heck, here, it's practically an Olympic sport! 4. Anyways, while I'm not opposed to arguing, I hate people who choose to disagree with me just for the sake of being a matyr. 5. I'm not naming names. 6. But the fact is this....if I have a completely cogent argument and you have a totally whacked out retort.... 7. Don't use it. It's not worth it. 8. Unless you have a good reason for saying what you're about to say, please don't say it. Cuz it's a bad idea. 9. No, don't worry, I have more venting to do! 10. The girls I like either don't look at me in a romantic way, are already involved, or they just wanna be friends. 11. I know I'm going to have to deal with it... 12. Could this be God's way of telling me that my chosen vocation is indeed more correct than I thought it was? 13. I always try to look for that connection. I think, in a lot of situations, God's trying to send me a message through someone else or some sort of occurence. 14. But you know, I could be overanalyzing. I do have a tendency to do that sometimes. 15. I've got ot get started on my play. 16. It's a damned good play, and I hope I can finish in time for someone to perform it. 17. That's just how good it is. 18. I'd reveal more of... 19. Oh, ok fine. It's about this group of six friends who are split up their senior year in high school because the tighest couple are split up when it's revealed that the guy has been cheating on his girl with his best friend! So a year or so later, the guy starts to go and his boyfriend thinks it's cuz of what happened. 20. So it needs to be resolved. 21. Speaking of resolution... 22. I've got to start thinking of a good New Year's Resolution. 23. Be more pious. 24. Is that good? |
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| Wednesday, December 10th, 2003 |
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1. Yes, ladies and gents, Steve Pompeo locked his deadjournal to the public. 2. Which sucks, because now I don't now what he's doing. 3. I get carried away in Philosophy. 4. Cuz I have fun with the topics he assigns for homework essays. 5. I add my unique twists to the essays themselves, sometimes I turn them into stories... 6. And I add in pretty pictures! 7. It's pretty rockin' stuff when I do an essay or an assignment like that, it turns out long and gets all awesome. 8. He picked up my essay today after the two days of school we had off, and he huffed 9. Like he was having trouble picking up my weighty five-page paper.... 10. We were doing ideal governments, and so mine had to be funny and stuff 11. But seriously, I know how my ideal government would work. 12. Me at the top, and the rest of you at the bottom. 13. No offense or anything! :) 14. Yeah, so I gots to make Rachel a strawberry pie. 15. I think it should turn out pretty good. 16. Because, as I told my class when I ran for President, I make damned good strawberry pie. 17. Do you smell it? 18. That's my pie. 19. Oh, and... 20. COUNTRY MUSIC ROCKS! 21. Cuz country actually tells stories through it's format.... 22. Whereas other forms of music don't. |
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| Tuesday, December 9th, 2003 |
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1. A man lived in a small town in Italy. 2. This man was handicapped. 3. For his left leg had caused him great pain and hadn't functioned correctly since birth. 4. Due to this fact, he had some trouble walking. 5. Every Sunday, when it was time to go to work... 6. Or every other Saturday, when it was time to go to his sister in-law's for supper... 7. Somehow, his leg bothered him enough that he was unable to attend these events. 8. However, when the bar opened up on Monday morning, 9. He found the strength in his leg to drag himself there for a drink. 10. The Moral: People will overcome impossible odds if they're doing something they *want* to do; when it comes to doing things they don't want to do, anything will prevent them. 11. Yeah, that's a good story. I happen to like it alot. 12. Mini-VIW today. Just two matches, but I thought they were two good matches. 13. We had Smoke taking on Who in a Boundary Match 14. (First to get counted out loses) 15. And AJ Crazy, Sgt. Stutter, Ken Shamrock and Kenneth Cooper in a Fatal Four Way Buried Alive Match. 16. It's too bad it got so dark so soon. 17. We had gold on our hands. 18. Don't forget about the new tag team being brought in, the Robed Rollies... 19....and the revival of an old VIW standby.... 20. We'll see them soon. 21. And by soon, I mean next year. |
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| Sunday, December 7th, 2003 |
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1. Let’s address I feel that’s long overdue 2. And that issue has a name 3. But it’s not an actual name, like Jean Claude Van Damme or Chris Rock 4. It’s called Away Messages 5. And here’s my philosophy on the subject 6. Away messages should be short, funny or to the point 7. Definitely short, and either funny or to the point 8. I hate bitchy away messages…. 9. …especially the one I just read with five hundred f-words in it 10. That’s no good. That’s no good at all. 11. My away messages, on the other hand, go under two categories… 12. The “All work and no play makes me a dull boy” one… 13. The one where I tell people to not bug me, for I am waiting for a phone call from the Pope… 14. ….or Batman…. 15. Of course, the completely random one 16. You know what sucks? 17. When you think up the best possible Halloween costumes when Halloween was two months ago 18. My status as Senior Class President would’ve lent itself to a delicious pun if I’d been Dubya 19. My best friend could’ve been Cheney and I could’ve had a Secret Service, a Laura Bush, the Bush twins, Marines… 20. I could’ve had a crap load of people at school as my cabinent. 21. And I’d need to have a Saddam Hussien. 22. But you can’t have dangerous items at school…. 23. So I would’ve needed to go ahead and say 24. “We’ve been looking for Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction 25. “So far, we haven’t found anything.” |
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| Saturday, December 6th, 2003 |
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1. It's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing. 2. My back will hurt from shoveling. 3. Yet there will be a snowball war like never before. 4. Woah, I rhymed without intention. 5. That was scary. 6. Memo to self: stop repeating things you hear from people that are negative about them to other people. 7. Just a memo. 8. So it's snowing like the Dickens here 9. And I think I'll build an igloo tomorrow... 10. Igloos need notoriously small entrances. 11. You know why? 12. It keeps out polar bears. 13. I'm a year older than Hilary Duff. And with that in mind, I don't think it's creepy or odd that I'm attracted to the girl. 14. Are we all clear on that? Thank you! 15. One of my friend's dads died. If you pray, make sure you keep said friend in those prayers. 16. It's gonna be necessary. 17. The loss of a parent is something I just couldn't contend with... 18. With that, I'm off to bed.... 19. Err, I hope. |
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| Sunday, November 30th, 2003 |
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1. Gee, you know how it is 2. You get busy and then you forget about everything else 3. Like this seminary application, which is one page away from being done 4. The call to the priesthood just keeps getting stronger and stronger 5. I know I can do this 6. I know I am being called to do this 7. So it's gotta be done 8. And in effect, I oftentimes forget I have this journal 9. If anything of severe recognition happens... 10. And if I could articulate a Thanksgiving story without sounding bitter... 11. I'd do it 12. But I won't 13. It won't work out that way, trust me |
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| Monday, November 24th, 2003 |
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1. So the Sox are doing their trading thing... 2. Already bulking up their roster so they can cream the Yankees. 3. Boston and New York is one feud that will never end. 4. Still, it's not the curse of the Bambino that keeps doing it. 5. It's the mindset of people believing in the curse. 6. It's all in the power of positive thinking. 7. I'm figuring whatever career happens for me first, I can help the Sox to a Series. 8. I mean, my hopefully obtained chosen occupation of a priest? 9. I'll exorcise the curse. 10. Motivational speaker? 11. I'll motivatedly speak to the Sox about how the mindset of people believing in the curse of the Bambino is destroying them. 12. Wait.... 13. That doesn't sound positive. 14. That doesn't sound positive at all. 15. I'd really like a kitchen constructed of stainless steel. 16. Well, ok, maybe not the floor. 17. But at the end of the night, close the stainless doors... 18. Unroll the malleable stainless steal hose... 19. Hose down your stainless steel stove, stainless steel plates and cups... 20. Roll your stainless steel hose right back up... 21. BAM! 22. You're tired? Got to bed! Kitchen clean-up was a snap. 23. I'd better go. 24. I sound like an informercial. |
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| Friday, November 21st, 2003 |
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1. Reading Starhawk's Notice before I do my Lime Aid...typical nightime procedure for me... 2. And this I read about this hogtying thing... 3. So obvious, I need to add in my two sense. 4. Hopefully, Starhawk's reading these and gets my two sense. 5. The word is hogtie, correct? 6. The definition of the word contains nothing concerning the idea of tying a hog; rather it re-iterates that the words means to render someone completely and utterly hampered, unable to move. hog·tie or hog-tie ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hôgt, hg-) tr.v. hog·tied, hog·tie·ing, or hog·ty·ing hog·ties To tie together the feet or legs of. Informal. To impede or disrupt in movement or action. See Synonyms at hamper1. 7. So it shouldn't matter if Luke and Han's hand were bound in back or in front of them, what matters is their inability to function. 8. Hogtieing, hence, is a colloqial slang. Nothing having to do with tying a hog should have any bearing on impact on the definition itself. 9. Just the way I see it. I mean, if I tied someone up, and tied them up good, hampering their ability to move, I'd see it as hogtieing. 10. So anyways....crap...what the heck was I going to talk about? 11. Mitt Romney. That's right. 12. His anti-gay marriage comments have led some people to say that if I tried to get him to speak at graduation, they'd protest it. 13. Which is awesome. 14. Ok, not. 15. Look, I'm all for gay marriage...love is a wonderful thing, and so on and so forth... 16. But protest the Governor for the entire state of Massachusetts come to your unknown little town to speak at graduation? You're going to disrespect a human being by protesting? 17. So if George W. Bush shows up one day at your house for dinner, you wouldn't invite him in and feed him your best because you disagree with the war in Iraq? 18. Or the Queen of England came to your doorstep for tea and you slam the door in her face, telling her that the American Revolution seperated us from her a long time ago? 19. Elected governement officials, even if they have differing opinions from our own, still deserve the respect that everyone else gets. 20. I recall reading a story where a much renowned bishop was making a speech at a Jesuit college graduation and he made a few iffy remarks about homosexuals... 21. ...the Jesuit college students must have somehow forgotten that the entire godamn Catholic Church has done nothing but call homosexuality a sin... 22. ...and they got up and left! Just like that! 23. To me, that's not the right thing to do. 24. The right thing to do is sit through that man's speech, show him respect as *your* graduation speaker, and when he's done, you confront him about his comments. 25. Respect your speaker; don't agree with him, but respect him he speaks. 26. I'm horrible with away messages on AIM. 27. I'll leave the computer and tell myself "I'm gonna be right back!" 28. One minute turns into two, and two turns into three, into five and then the next thing you know you're asleep on the couch with five away messages... 29. Lime Aid, thy subtitle is My Rants. 30. ...I'm never sure how to end these things... 31. How about like this. FIN |
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| Thursday, November 20th, 2003 |
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1. Some people just get to me. 2. I can't help when they do... 3. But when you here they say stuff like "Where's our geek President?" 4. It hurts. On the inside. 5. All right, I'm done moping. Now, to the real purpose of why I do these wonderful slices of Heaven: 6. The rant! 7. So there's a Stop and Shop put over where a store called Ann & Hope used to be. 8. Ann & Hope was a wonderful store, a store where you could walk in and find just about anything. 9. TVs, luggage, those little batteries for those small flashlights...anything! 10. It was a like a Wal Mart, but better, because they had really old, obscure CDs than no one but me and a select few others would buy. 11. At reasonable prices. 12. For the love of poop, I miss Ann & Hope. 13. In fact, in honor of that wonderful store, I would like to dedicate this Lime Aid to the memory of Ann & Hope. 14. Maybe you live on in our hearts forever, my friend. 15. My science teacher retired today. I've had the same guy for three years. 16. Mr. Roland P. Delibertis has been teaching for thrity-six years! 17. Mr. D, or King Roland as I called him, was a great teacher. 18. He was a good man, and I'm gonna miss him. 19. Cuz his tests were wicked easy and so was the homework. 20. But seriously, let's do a double dedication. One to a store I'll miss, and one to a teacher I'll never forget. 21. Here's to you, you awesome establishment and guy! |
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| Wednesday, November 19th, 2003 |
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1. Well, well, well, am I back? 2. Indeed! 3. I missed doing LimeAids, I really did, and I decided that formatting them and setting them up this way would be a lot better way to do them than the other way, for two reasons: 3a. I won't have to bug people for e-mails; they can respond right to the post (hint, hint) 3b. No need to log into Angelfire and configure HTML and alla that junk. 4. On the other side of things, the entries will be pretty basic, as far as design goes. 5. I'm not sure if I can host pictures on this thing, or make the text bigger, but damnit, I'm gonna try. 6. So, let's approach a topic being discussed greatly by the men and women of my state, Massachusetts. 7. Met Mitt Romney tonight. Seemed like a down to Earth guy. 8. He was at a function at the place I dishwash at. I almost offered him the opportunity to take the helm of dishwasher from me, but I think he would've declined. 9. I don't think gay marriage should be called marriage. 10. Hell, personally, I HATE the word marriage. It's a horrible word; ugly, and plain, and ill-gotten with the bad rep it's obtained through the years. 11. So here's what to do: remove the term "marriage", change it to "civil union" for EVERYONE, gay and straight people alike. A civil union would equal a marriage. 12. Besides, "civil union" sounds better than "marriage". Marriage is so blah of a word. 13. As well as that, the union part decrees what's really important about this entire affair. 14. That two people, who are deeply in love with one another, are ready to united to become one. 15. Looks like bedtime for me, but I'll be back tomorrow. 16. If I can find the time! 17. Here was my schedule for today: 5:50 am - Wake up 7:40 am - Jazz Band auditions 8:15 am - 2:40 pm School 2:40 pm - 3:30 pm Class Officer meeting 4:00 - 4:30 pm Drum Lesson 5:00 - 10:00 pm Work 18. There's no "me" time in that schedule. 19. Unless you count the brief half hour when I got home from the meeting and before my drum lesson. 20. Funny story before I go. 21. Romney came into the kitchen, we all said hi. 22. Much later after that, we were talking about he was there, yadda yadda. 23. And Jess (who's renowned for being a bit slow) goes "Wait! That guy was the Governor? Really?!!?" 24. I didn't know whether to cry or to laugh. 25. I mean, should you know who your Governor is? |
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Blurty for James Austin Valiant.
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