| kidnaped! |
[06 Mar 2003|03:55am] |
I've got this friend, see, and a few days ago he was kidnaped while I was off at school. The bad guys took him away and left a message on my answering machine. something like, "We have your friend. We want one million dollars for his safe return, we want it tomorrow and no funny stuff. Good day."
I was horrified, and I did not know what to do, other than call the buddy I suspected had been kidnaped, to see if he was okay, or if it was a joke. He was home, thank goodness. It turns out in the time it took me to listen to that message, the kidnapers made friends with my buddy, and they made cookies together. So everything was okay in the end, and he was airlifted back to town in the kidnapers private helicopter (chopper). Those cookies were good. It turns out terrorists are good cooks.
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