||Andrew W.K. - Party Till You Puke
I woke up today at about 1 o'clock.
As I'm trying to sit up, it feels as if I had gained 30 pounds and it all went to my head.
I feel like shit.
But I'm happy.
Last night, I got wasted. Now you must understand the meaning of being completely trashed. Personally, I have no desire to smoke... but I do enjoy the company of a good alcoholic beverage.
So now, I will attempt to relive the follies of last night...
I go over to Melissa's house at like 7 or somethin with Harrison. Shes there with her friends. We get in the car and drive to my buddy Julians casa. His parents are gone for 2 weeks, but he didnt want to have party. So we hung out there for a while, until we figured out what our plans were for the rest of the evening.
We leave the house at about... 9ish I suppose. After calling Matt we confirm... there is no liqour in the house. You know what that means... we gotta buy it again. We pull up to this liqour store by Harrison's place. I go in and stake out what they got. Then, H hitches up with this mexican guy with a mullet. Here is the conversation...
H: Hey man
Mex: Yo homes whatcha want?
H: Hey, could you get me a bottle of vodka
Mex: Yeah fool, (pause) what kind ya want.
H: Just vodka
We pay the man, bag it and take off for Matt's.
We roll up in front of Matt's place at about 9:30. We get inside and I say "Hi" to all my buddies. There we were, in stonerland. Everyone was fucking blazing or was already toasted. It was great. So naturally, I bust out the vodka and start downin it. I don't remember how much I drank. I do remember, however, grabbing a beer outta the fridge and downing some tequila.
The rest of the night after that isn't quite clear. I remember being in various rooms at various times with my gal. Thats about it.
Now its about 2... Melissa and her friends have left and I find myself passed out on the floor or Matt's room. I say goodbye, grab a scooter, and scooter myself home. Now lemme tell ya... its hard enough to scooter at night more or less when your drunk. So I get home, sneak in through the dog door and crash on me bed.
And that was my night. Crazy fun. Today I went to the Coinstar and made 24 dollars with a box full of pennies. Lemme tell ya, that Coinstar thing is super rad. Then I hung out with Melissa and went out to dinner.
And here I am at 2:30 am. My friends just left and I had the urge to write. Oooh yeah, we were outside and a cop drove by, but didnt stop us. I guess he was on a call or else he woulda. And thats bout it.