Date:	2004-08-13 02:57
Subject:	Summer, summer, summertiiiime XD
Security:	Public
Mood:	lazy
Music:	Simple and Clean (KH Theme song- squee)

Well aloha kiddies, fancy seeing you here!

What have I been doing since I last updated? There's not so much to tell this time (thank goodness, my bloody hand almost dropped off last update!)

Lets see, I dragged my minions (Mr Fluffles, Dannydandandan and Harmonizzle) to Alton Towers theme park sometime in June (it escapes me when) because I just can't get enough of those darn rides! I made everyone go on Hex and after suitably freaking Ryan out enough to make him want to run off it, they all found it disappointing because it wasn't as scary as they thought! Well I lurve Hex, it messes with le mind @.@ Me, Danny and Harm went on Oblivion a couple times, they were scared smegless the first but I have nerves of steel and balls of brass so I was there to reassure/make fun of them :D and they lurved it ...after the initial terror wore off XD We went on Nemisis and got a great picture of constipated Danny to blackmail him with! Ryan once more chickened out of everything, we went on Corkscrew and Black Hole which were just utterly and completely crap, Black Hole is just a cheaper and more unsafe version of Space Mountain with blinking fairy lights and a rattly track, not what I would expect from a place like Alton Towers, tut tut. We were gonna go on Air as you sit headfirst facing the ground so its like you're flying but the wait time was 80 minutes all day and the queue was UNBELIEVABLY long and it started pissing it down with rain, but instead of putting off people from wanting to go on it, which we figured on, everyone seemed to have the same idea as us and went for it so we had sense and gave up. There's sorta like a hanging skyrail that takes you over the park to different rides to stop you from having to walk so far, its like a hanging glass bubble suspended on a rickety wire tons of feet above the ground (can you have tons of feet, ah who cares!) and I can honestly say that scared me more than any ride I've ever been on- yes- even Universals Flying Unicorn!! I have no problem with big drops or fast rides, upside down loops or anything, but being slowly jiggled along in a swinging capsule at least 50 ft in the air (probably more, anything maths related really aint my strong point) above trees and lakes was not my idea of fun, Ryan was thrilled there was something in a theme park I was actually more scared of than him. Bastard.

Lets see, after that little excursion the next most exciting thing that happened was *gets dressed into fancy Premiere/superhero costume and strikes pose* SUPER PREMIERE GIRL IS GOOO! Me and Harmonizzle went to the Thunderbirds charity premiere in Birmingham. Thunderbirds, for the uninitiated, is a (and I am loathe to say it like this as it makes it sound so much less than it is- it is supremely awesome- I'll try and word it as well as possible) a cult British television show from the 60s performed entirely by lifelike and detailed marionettes (or as some philistine bastard american film critic called it- "cheesy british puppet show"...fucker) and they remade it into a live action more kids aimed movie which I happened to love because I am not a pretentious critic who has no taste for television classics. I heard about this movie and prepared to hate it, they made a lot of disagreeable choices with it but I accepted it for what it was and had a real good time, and I got to have a champagne dinner, watch a charity auction, mingle with (questionable, but nevertheless) celebs (including Ben Kingsley's son(s)?/and his/their mates, who were quite quite fit, and the cuter one was toootally checkin me out when I went past him (because I was wearing my bright red lil hooker dress hehe) and I got to see some of the original voice actors from the series and got my piccy taken in front of the pink cars from the movies that I just adooore (cos theyre convertibles and pink of course) and they had free boxes of Thunderbirds candy sticks that I slyly stole (well I didn't *steal* they were free on each table!) and promptly went very hyper on them (now I know what makes me hyper! Ryan's is blue Smarties and Danny's is Red Bull, Nizzles is coffee or anyone paying attention to her lol) and I got to treat Dad like a chauffer and act like Lady Penelope (so no change there).

Lemmie see, I've also got a volunteer job at a holiday club called Bucaneers, which is tiring but the kids are all nice for the most part (you get the obnoxious few) and I spent about 2 hours walking them all down to our local cinema and looking after em at the park in the midday sun (sunburn ensued, naturally) but I got to look after a nice little autistic kiddy called James who is EXACTLY like John Cage from 'Ally Mcbeal' in looks and probably eccentricities, I thought it was quite uncanny. Sweet lad. Then I went on to my buddy Steph's bday party on the beach where I had a swim in the sea and got 'temporarily pissed' as Kim put it, on high percentage punch. There were wasps everywhere and everyone was mighty drunk at some point of the night. Then I stayed up all night with three of the guys who were there (not like THAT you perve!) TALKING inanely about random things and watchign Kerrang, then I fell asleep on the sofa and got a really stiff neck the next day because of it, got home about midday and then slept the rest of the day away!

On Friday me and Mr Fluffles went to see I, Robot, then wallied around bmouth making nuisances of ourselves. We were passed on the street by a (not entirely unattractive) dude, smoking pot! It was like lunchtime and the dude was walkin casually down the street smoking a blunt, dear god! I guess illegal doesn't really ring a bell when ones high, but I think he almost got run over by a car at the traffic crossing lol. But we went back to causing havoc, especially in Toymaster XD we looked at Thunderbirds toys and then Ryan kept tryna knock me into the big displays and get me in twouble, I pushed a bouncy castle halfway across the store floor because of him! Then, because I lost me last phone and wrecked the one before all my cool photos (including the one of Keira Knightly from the PotC premiere and the one of reeeeally tiny Orli *sob* I decided to start my new collection, starting as I did before, with pics of me and Ryan being crazy in stores. I made myself a playdoh nose and he had a teaparty on a much too small winnie the poo garden party set, I dressed like a princess and he drove a Spiderman car, then he set off a singing hampster and embarassed us both totally before we discovered BUBBLES for 35p and I paid for em by using all my small pennies in my purse :D Then we frolicked around bmouth blowing bubbles at everyone until the bloody things stopped working and there was just a lotta foam, which we then managed to throw all over ourselves and passers by as we tried to get it to work. We lurked outside Dannys work waiting for him to come out so Ry could nick money off him but he didn't come so we got bored, then we got shouted at by 'crazy drunken irish man' who called Ryan a 'fuckin bastard' for ignoring him (!!!) when he hadnt been speaking to us and was halfway across the street in the first place, called me a 'bitch' for no apparent reason then followed us into the arcade but stopped about 5 paces in, we rode the escalators and lurked nearer to Dannys work but the bugger still didn't come out, so eventually we buggered off (on the other side of the street from crazy irish dude) and went home. What a fun day!

QUIZZES


schizotypal


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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LMAO so true...I think this was probably the best to get given the other results, and it happens to be quite true methinks!


Classic rock! Without you the other genres
wouldn't exist! You are the raw and original
sound of rock! Other genres may try to imitate
your rawness, but they can never be like you!


What genre of rock are you?
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Rock oooon!

Image generously donated by Amy

Which Tracy Brother Are You?
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Date:	2004-07-06 02:12
Subject:	A Year (almost) In Review!
Security:	Public
Mood:	hyper
Music:	Ch-ch-changes & Holdin Out For a Hero(Shrek 2 Soundtrack XD)

My midichlorion count is off the charts! What about you?
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I am a Jedi Master. What about you?
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My inner child is six years old!

Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Yeah, I'd say that's fair XD



Aphrodite/Eros


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Yay, its like the story of my life baby, apart from the beauty part of course *cries*



Faerie:
Faeries are sweet loving beings who love to help
people. They are not held back by reality and
love to dream and fly around. You probably are
very creative and although not the most popular
person in the world you are probably loved by
many for your sweet caring personality.


What Mythological Creature Are You (Many Results and Beautiful Pics)
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Well thats nice, don't know about the sweet and caring part but hey XD



Ballet shoes- beautiful, graceful, and creative,
you enjoy dancing writing and music. You are
often very poetic and sometimes dramatic. Even
if dancing isn't your thing, you are still very
creative. You keep to yourself aside from a few
close friends that you can relate to. You find
your own ways to express yourself and don't
have a need to br surrounded by tons of people.
A small group of friends is fine. [please vote!
thank you! :)]


What Kind of Shoe Are You?(new and updated results!!)
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Hmm, not too keen on ballet shoes but the description seems fairly accurate!


You got Leon! You lucky devil, you! He is not
only incredibly hot (me: *drool*), but he's
also a very good fighter with his gunblade and
he's very ambitious! Talk about the strong and
silent type! Leon is your man! Go you! I'm
so jealous!


Who is your Kingdom Hearts bishonen?
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Raaah Squall with a fake name, wooo!



You have a twisted soul! Twisted Souls are never
bad, and actually, are a rarity amongst souls.
These souls are a little combination of
everything, with always a little of their own
chaos to add. Twisted Souls are kind, loving,
weird, zany, temperamental, and very talented.
They have their own firm opinion, and can at
one time be very outspoken and passionate, and
the other time shy and feeling insignificant.
Twisted Souls have good senses of Humor and
other times can be a bore. You can act quite
intelligent at one time, and grasp concepts
easily, while other times they can find it
difficult to understand. Twisted Souls are
always very fun and Kind, and can be party
animals. But, if you love someone, youre
serious about it, intense, and forever loyal.
Congratulations-the world should have more like
you.



What Kind of SOUL do you posses? (For Girls only) Incredible Anime Pictures!
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Lol, this actually sounds very like me...worrying eh?



Furnulum pani nolo.


Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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"I don't want a toaster"
Hmm.. it makes sense to me! XD

Wow, its like 4am and I'm in need of beauty sleep so I'll be signing off around nowies.

Peace, love and pink puppies!
xXx

Date:	2003-08-09 23:57
Subject:	Saturday, saturday, SATURDAY, SATURDAAAAAY (again)
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired
Music:	The dulcet tones of Sydney Bristow in the background!

You are Captain Jack Sparrow! The former captain of
The Black Pearl, and a little mental and
quirky. If often seems as if you're drunk, and
you hate to be alone.


Which Pirates of the Caribbean Caracter Are You?
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Aye, you are "Human hair. From my back."
Sometimes you don't make any sense at all, but
largely others find that charming. You are not
very sure of yourself, so it's tough for people
to take you seriously.


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Eheheehee. In case you hadn't noticed, my new obsession is quite obviously Pirates of the Caribbean!

I've seen it three times now and it's been out two days heehee! As well as my merry jaunt to the premiere in London baybuh, i dragged my poor mother to an advanced preview while we were on our spa break, and I dragged Leiutenant Fluff again today. I also plan on seeing it again with Harm, Lei, Kim, Steph and my smelly father who decided to go fishing without telling us and got in twouble heehee, but that matters not! Because that will mean i'll have seen it 8 times, bwahaha. By that time i'll probably be able to say it all out loud. My current record for most times seeing the same movie is Lion King, which i saw 9 times at the cinema on its 1st release, and once more when it came out on the Imax a couple months ago. WAHOO ITS SO UNHEALTHY TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME AT THE CINEMA AS I DO! Ahem.

I would most like to give Johnny Depp a good jolly roger! BWAHAHA, GET IT, JOLLY ROGER, ROGERING?! ah forget it. Philistines. You should know your Pirate-isms better, i am ashamed of you, ASHAMED. I'm considering making my daddy name our new boat The Black Pearl as a tribute to the legendary ship, of which Jack Sparrow, apologies, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, is well, captain. It'd be cool, as i am Cap'n Jack too, its be most fitting eh? Do we have an accord? Also, I'm thinking up embarassing things to do when i've seen PotC 8 times and am still going just for the hell of it! I am being aided in this task by a fanfic list of embarassing scary things to do during PotC and i would safely say i am nuts enough to do most of em, apart from the Will bashing parts :O how could anyone not adore Orlikins, he's nutricious and delicious and cheeri-oh-so-good to eat! well, hes delicious and i'd spread him on a cracker, but the nutrients, you'd have to ask yor friendly dietician or supermarket assistant! Not too long to wait now for the DVD release of the Two Towers on DVD, then have to wait til November for the extended edition and December for Return of the King, but its not too long! AHAHAHA *cries* i can do it, i can wait, ahaha. *Sniff* I'm okay nowies, i have PotC and my FotR DVDs to keep me going!

Went on a lil relaxation break with mother on wed, came back today. Went to said advanced screening of new favvy movie, went SHOPPING *_* bought lotsa preddy things, got a facial, massage, manicure and toning body wrap and yet feel no different and spots are still here. So not terribly productive but rather enjoyable, perhaps i shall see the changes over time.

The brekkie at l'hotel left a damn lot to be desired, i got a stummy ache every day after eating that junk, eugh. And today we had it delivered to our room and they got our order wrong the scurvy currs! OWCH just burnt my tongue on my hot chocolate. Its good to be back home, i get bored too easily especially away from my laptop which prevents me from writing or keeping in touch with peeps which pees me off! Its so hot its almost unbearable, I JUST WANNA RUN NAKEY THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS! But i wont, i may scare people *angel face*.

Im watching Alias which isnt good as its complicated at the best of times, makes my heady hurt and i'm already sleep deprived and havent seen most of the series so suffice to say me brains about to explode!

Just felt bored and compelled to write this crap down, so now imma go before i fall asleep on the keyboard and electrocute myself with my drool while dreaming of Johnny and Orli, *drool* UH OH!

ZAAP, FIZZLE, BANG!

Peace, love and PIRATES!
xXx

Date:	2003-07-20 13:53
Subject:	I'M SUPER! THANKS FOR ASKING! XD
Security:	Public
Mood:	hyper
Music:	Daredevil OST- Fuel-Won't Back Down

Man, i loved the POTC premiere, one of the best things that has ever happened to me and a dweam come twue, but i cant be arsed to write about it allll over again!

...Cos i'm lazy really.

So if ya really care what I thought aside from the above then go to http://orlandomultimedia.net/pirate/review.html#londonpremiere
where i posted my report, and go down to the London reports!

I'm in a random quiz taking mood again, lemmie see!

http://naucon.net/misc/tests/love_test01.htm
1. You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and
free.

2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
feel irresistable is straight-forward, just tell you he/she
loves you.

3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is optimistic.

4. You don't like it when your partner is insecure.

5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
partner is one that you care not only about the present but
also the future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship
that you can grow with.

6. You can never be stabilized; actually, you are not suitable for
marriage and you don't want to make committment.- This is a TOOOTAL contradiction to the rest of it but hey, im an oxymoron!

7. You think of marriage as a precious thing. Once you get married,
you'll treasure it and your partner very much.

8. At this moment, you think of love as a committment for both parties.

aaaand-
http://naucon.net/misc/tests/anim_colors.htm
Interpretations below:

I.
Priorities in your life:
pride
family
money
career
love - i would say it goes family, love, pride, career, money, so yanno that 1 was waaay off!

II.
You would describe your own personality as being friendly
You would describe your partner's personality as being intelligent
You would describe your enemy's personality as being small
You interpret sex as being hyper- rarrrw ;)
You would describe your own life as being calm

III.
Harmony will never forget you.
You consider Mum as your real friend.
You really love Ryan.-VERY WORRYING
Your soul-mate is probably Steph.- ALSO VERY WORRYING
You will always remember Kim for the rest of your life.




You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're
really cheesy! Have fun with the entire
football team.


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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How incredibly fcuked up is that man, where do i find these freaky assed quizzes!

Lets try another XD

now, which chinese symbol am i?


LOVE is your chinese symbol!


What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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Hmm, might be a bit of a lie, but i am an ole romantic so yanno!


Sirius Black:
He stands out in a crowd, that's for sure! He's
been acclaimed for being wonderfully handsome
with long dark hair that made the girls swoon.
You must like the bad boys, because he and
James are always causing trouble!


****NEW AND IMPROVED!!!*****Which Marauder (harry Potter) would you go out with? GIRLS
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Bwahahaha SIRI I LOVE YOU! *twitch*



you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse


which happy bunny are you?
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Pahaha, this is me perfectly dontcha think?! Bwahaha *bounces off the walls in her straitjacket*



Aren't you happy? Your ideal X2 guy is Cyclops!
This guy really knows how to treat a lady well.
He can charm you with his good looks and his
over-protectiveness. He's also a born leader
who knows how to take charge of things when the
situation gets messy. Now this is what I call
100% boyfriend material.


*-Who is your ideal X-Men guy?-*
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Mmmm, Cyke...


Oooo coolness


You are Storm!

You are very strong and very protective of those
you love. You are in tune with nature and are
very concerned with justice and humanity.
Unfortunately, certain apprehensions and fears
are very hard for you to overcome, and can
often inhibit you when most need to be strong.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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The description is quite good i reckon, though i hope i don't talk like her, its a kinda scary accent, and anyhoo, I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow savvy?!

And here is the proof!


The full-fledged pirate


What kind of pirate are you? *Pirates of the Caribbean Quiz*
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Bwahaha, tha's right me hearties, and ye should RESPECT ME, for my yummy pirateness, savvy?!


I am a rude kitten with a little pink butt


Which cute or possibly strange kitten are you?
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AWWW THOSE KITTENS ARE SO DARN CUTE! I cant help but squealing in a high-pitched noise that only bats, dolphins and dogs can hear whenever i see ickle baby kittens, or Mew from Pokemon, but thats just cos i'm incredibly weird and have kitten obsessiveness. I told dan-dan, and Lieutentant Fluff to buy me kittens for my bday last year, but they both chickened out, YOU OWE ME KITTENS YOU BASTARDS!

Ahem.

Okay enough quizzes, FOR NOW, BWAHAHA.

Man, i can't wait until PotC comes out over here, why do we alllways get everything after the americans, soooo unfair, well ha ha, at least we get Orli's Ned Kelly and The Calcium Kid before they do, HA. PotC is like a drug, a beauuuutiful druuuug, mmm druggy. Ya just can't get enough, from what i've heard from americans i'm in aquaintance with, some have seen it 5 times or so, sometimes in the space of a week! Me and Lieutentant Fluff are good at that, we go see movies 4 or 5 times, we'd seen X2 a couple times in the space of three days so we were on the way, but now im OBSESSED, bwahaha. Its my favvy movie, its just got evvverything y'all, EVERYTHING. I mean Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in 1 movie *melts into puddle of crazy-teenage-girl-male-obsessed-hormones-especially-men-as-pirates-and-blacksmiths* man, this is the fittest movie ever, then if Orli is in X3 as Gambit AS WELL as yummylicious James, that will also be the fittest movie ever and they will both be my fav, and THEN when Troy comes out, Orli and Brad Pitt! Yowzah, it is GOOOOD to be a woman baybuh. Ahem, in case you couldn't tell im kinda man obsessed and hyper this fine sunday morning. Mother has just given me her credit card (BIG MISTAKE) to get as many Johnny Depp movies as i want EHEHEHE, there are benifits of helping out at our schools reunion event and having myself injured by rogue gazebo poles which sliced me fingers open many times. Painful, but soooo worth it, savvy?

I lurve JD, he is my favvy actor, and now I am perfecting the art of being a Pirate Cap'n and NOT GETTING ENOUGH RESPECT FROM CERTAIN FLUFFY BLACKSMITHS, ahem, and am now driving my family and friends crazy by talking in ye olde pirate speak, arrr -as well as Urbizzle spizzleak, (urban speak you silly ass!) go beat box, go beat bizzle, go bizzle box, go bizzle bizzle! *bops head* WOOO I know how to throw the shizzle down, yizzle?- and am using all of CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow's terminology, savvy?

I'm also sleep deprived, you also may have guessed, so i'm scarily hyper, which i always am after going to bed at about 5am then getting up relatively early (11.30, i usually sleep til midday when i'm NOT sleep deprived hehe XD) after catching one of Johnnys movies (quite by joincidence btw, its always creepy how i do that and wanna see something or read something and then it is randomly on TV right after i've read about it or wanna see it- happened with an episode of Spin City i read about with Amy Jo Johnson on, Val Kilmer movies, James Marsden Movies, TV shows, certain episodes of my fav TV shows, now JD movies too, ehehehe i creep myself out!) which was The Man Who Cried, JOHNNY ON A HORSE, JOHNNY ON A HORSE! Didn't say a lot, also the first time i've seen him cry in a movie, and he was a shexay gypsy, very much approve *drool* AHHH! *zap, fizzle, BANG* damn this keyboard, always electrocutes me when i drool! ehehe. Anyhoo!

Now imma go, i think i should lie down but i wont, imma go read MORE PotC stories in the new section at fanfic! eeeeeeeeehehehe. Ahem.

Peace, Love, and Parrots (mmm tasty)

Law
xXx

Date:	2003-07-13 17:31
Subject:	Pirates, publishing and parties!
Security:	Public
Mood:	high
Music:	Britney- Oops..I did it again album, & the Simpsons

I shouldve really updated about...hmm 2 months earlier than now, but sod that! My main news?
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IM GOING TO THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN PREMIERE IN LONDON BABY! ORLI AND JOHNNY AS PIRATES OH MY! *faints* i entered every competition on the face of the earth to get to that premiere, and as i never win everything i just thought 'hey you silly blonde smeg, get on with your life, you've got a snowballs chance in hell of actually getting to that premiere' but LO! The least likely competition i could've won, I WON! the only pair of tickets Odeon Leicester Square were giving away, and I GOT EM! What are the oddiddly odds!

So instead of sneaking in and being a stalker and probably being arrested by those spoilsport bouncers and security guards, i get to walk in the front entrance, up the red carpet (!!!) and watch the movie a month before it sets its sails for england in august, wow, how cool is that?! And i'm taking my trusty sidekick and all around fellow complete lunatic Mr Fluffles (Who will be Lieutenant Fluff for the purposes of this exercise), where we will cause general mischief and mayhem in LONDON BABY! And i will go and hump Orli's leg, but we're keeping that underwraps as operation MMB or Molest Mr Bloom as it is also known ehehe! Wow, i do sound like a stalker huh...

I've also been doing work experience (better than school i must say, but thats pretty much a no-brainer) at the Christchurch branch of the Daily Echo, and have had my brilliant works (pfft!) published four times, with 2 pictures of my bootiful visage on page 3 (thats right momma imma Page 3 gal now XD) so that was both cool and embarassing, but it was a good experience.

As an update on my previous post, i did go and see Lion King, which was raHAther traumatic as i missed 15 mins of it and came in late and as we were right on the front row it was kinda embarassing (i ended up in tears as we'd missed it, got off at the wrong tube station had to run down the stairs and onto ANOTHER train and then charge to the furthest away theatre before actually getting in there!) it was soon forgotten though because of how very cool it was. We were also staying in the same hotel as all of the SFX convention guests, so we had breakfast at the next table to Robert Rankin (my fav author ever, that rude dude cracks me up!) and saw Michael Rosenbaum (Lex in Smallville) and Sam Jones (Pete from SV) in the bar, and i got a kiss off Mikey and my dad was in the SFX magazine talking to him, it was all very awesome.

My party was a success and it wasn't, being that everyone had fun except me, so do with that what you will. But it was good to see all my friends (and my aforementioned prey) having fun, even if i wasn't, i'm glad they all had a good time even though they trashed me house lol, but i sure as hell would never do it again, its HARD tryna be responsible when you're a Laura *pout* but when someone else has a party, ITS ON, i'll have fun, i vow to thee my country, fun I WILL have!

Buffy is over for good WAAAAAAAAAAAA, i'll miss you Buff-Buff, but Angel will carry on your legacy! All my favourite shows are ending *sob* one day i'll be forced to watch the Soap operas like boring people who only have terrestrial *bursts into tears* NO! NO NEVER! That aint gonna happen, i shant sink that low! No offence to Soap fans, but even Buffy seems more realistic than Corrie and Eastenders.

Turn away now Wyanous, i know how you hate my Sirius ranting!
Finished the new Harry Potter book, Order of the Pheonix, and i was most digusted with he who Ms Rowling decided to kill off! I love...that person, he was my favourite character, AH STUFF IT, if anyone hasnt finished it by now they deserve to be spoilered, SIRI WAS THE BEST *cries* so what if that bratty boy who lived needed character development and needed to loose a person close to him to progress as a person, SOD THAT! What about Siri's feelings I ask you, why kill off the closest thing to a father he had, bump off Ron or Hermioninny, any1 but Siri :'( okay, i'm done. I still harbour the irrational beliefs that he is not gone for good and there is still hope, he should do an Obi Wan and come back to harry as a vision, or do a Gandalf and come back with a new colour, he could be Sirius White! Or not...allllright i'll shutup, but ya haven't heard the end of it i tells ya.

Me and Shelt discovered a new word to go in the dictionary of Id, and did me and Lieutenant Fluff.

Scarly: Something so scary it is emotionally scarring and traumatic, 'that was so scarly i'll never be able to sleep again' or, 'Harry Potter/Whomping Willow or Sirius/Buckbeak fics, MAN THATS SO SICK ITS SCARLY!'

Biffer: Another spiffy insult to add to the dictionary, most commonly used as 'you silly biffer' basically a derogatory word used for my own enjoyment as its so fun to say, BIFFER!

Hopefully there will be a new update berry soon as i'll have a lot to say about the PotC premiere and my MMB plans no doubt, so i'll see ya soon!

Peace, love and Pot Noodles!

Seeing X2 AGAIN 2MOZ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *ahem* you may be able to tell im verging on obsessive with X2 or as its known in the states...X2: X-Men United, what stoner thought that one up, same person who thought up Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes perhaps?! Anyhoo, ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW SPEICAL IT IS! Apart from the lack of Cyclops, grrbys, i'll kill 'em if there aint more Scotty in X3 (which they better be making or i'll eat their spleens!)

Party Log, stardate 23.9 rounded off to the...nearest decimal point...we've travelled back in time...to save an ancient speicies from...total annihilation...so far...we've found nothing but we're going to find it...if i have to tear a new black hole in the fabric of space i'm going to find it...i've GOT TO MISTER dllllluh! (sorry, slight Ace Ventura momento there!)

In any case! I have now decided on a House Party, invites out, guestlist done, music bought, food and drinks organised, parents indisposed, mwahah, time to make mah move, stealthy as a cat, i move through the jungle stalking my very fit prey, in order to soon pounce on the 31st and sink my claws (or tongue- whatever!) into 'im, BWAHAHA. *blush* I've recovered, im also going to LONDON BABY to see the Lion King on braodway (after 7 years procrastination on my mothers part) and go to the SFX sci-fi convention and readers awards to rub Lex Luthor's head- (Lex from Smallville, though the Lex from Lois and Clark is there too!) and tomoz i'm going out with my more than slightly crazy friends Kim and Steph to see X...X (I can't say it qithout squealing in fangirly joy!) X2! EEEEE-*smacks self* PULL YOURSELF TOGETEHR GIRL *slap, slap* Thanks! I needed that! Anyhoo... So yes im gonna see...that movie with my ickle bumchums and Wyanous cos hes as much of an X2 geek as moi, 3 times the charm hehe! and then gonna eat junk food and rent movies and play games. Yay us, yay me especially, party central!

My mummy was out late today, she promised she be out for an hour and went out at 7 and came back at 11.30, thats the longest hour i've ever seen dontcha think? And we were sposed to watch Angel and Bad Girls after Smallville but she decided to be a no-show and go get pissed with her mateys instead because i oh so graciously said she could go out for an hour rather than stay home and watch Angel before Smallville as im very perceptive and knew she'd really rather be there. Sometimes i think she prefers it there the amount of time she spends getting pissed, but i suppose i cant sit and get pissed on icky white wine and giggle and talk about driving tests and other boring adult crap that adults seem to find so fun. No biggy, i just wont talk to her and make her buy me something pretty to damn well make up 4 it. I should think so too!

I got a new CD, i hate dance music with the heat of a THOUSAND SUNS! so i got a Hip Hop album for my House Partay as its the next best thing to dance to, its quite funaky.

I'm knackered now, (what with all the strenuous typing and all) and so i better go get my beauty sleep (Lord knows i need it) so i can perve off Cyke sufficiently 2moz!

Nighty nite.

Peace, love and pears!
Law
xXx

Date:	2003-04-30 23:03
Subject:	Another uneventful wednesday
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited

Man is life boooooring.

I do confess i had some excitment/mind numbing terrifed fearful stress, last sunday when my Pastor Clive had stitched me up with being Mary Magdalene (the supposed prostitute who had 7 demons excorcised from her and was the first person to see Jesus after the ressurection) i was supposed to do an interview in character but i was having such trouble trying to remember anything in the end i just wrote a story (stick to what you're good at) in Mary's perspective and showed Clive and my Mum, and they were blown away so I had to read that out instead. It was terrifying, but gave me a lotta confidence, any other public speaking is a walk in the park compared to all that stress!

Then on monday i went to Kung Fu with my lil friend Harmony, and i must say I'VE CREATED A MONSHTER. Shes obsessive about the bloody thing, whiny little snurge she can be. It was my dads birthdya today, i kinda forgot, what a dispicable human being i am! But mum made the save with presents that he'll return and get something else for as he always does (ungrateful vagabond!)

I've got a new mobile, with a camera in-built. The reasoning behind this being that mine was shit, didn't turn on, was boring, and my friends all wanna see the dude i fancy but i will never let them near him cos they are embarassing/crazy/slutty/(say nothing Ryno!)/a mixture of all, so they want me to take a picture, they say it's worth a thousand words!

Its my birthday in two weeks, i havent actually planned a party, guests or any presnets, so i think i'll have a wicked fun day when no-one gets me anything or remembers. Mum is actually caving towards a house party, its quite a miracle. I don't think she quite gets what they are, but hey who's telling her! *devil face* mwahaha. I think i'll just ask for CDs, games, jewelry and clothes, my friends are usually pretty good at getting me wicked cool stuff, so i trust their judgement...kinda. though if they screw it up i'll kill them all and eat their eyes like candy!!! Mwahaha. ahem. I have recovered.

Why are all my favourite shows ending, soon i'll be stuck watching the simpsons on reruns and twitching. Buffy is ending in june, FOREVER! Friends has 1 more series, Sex and the City is going soon, Ally McBeal has already finished, Red Dwarf takes years to get a new series out, Wrestling is down the crapper, Angel and Smallville only have a few more years left, whatever shall i do!? I may have to start watching...watching...s...s...SOAP OPERAS *sobs* no...no, it'll never come to that...i still have my dvds and movies...i'll get through *twitch*

My room looks like a bomb hit it, but then, what's new, i'm a teenager for smegs sake, what the hell do people expect, its controlled mess, i like my mess, its MY MESS GOSHDARNIT. I'm sorry, i'm just a little worked up right now... i got a new spot. And we have sport tomorrow, which means running, which means me running stupidly on tiptoes, falling over, looking dreadfully unsexy and proving why Laura and physical exertion dont mix. I havent dont anything resebling excercise for, 2 months now? I got tired out SHOPPING! dear lord! we were only out for 3 and a half hours, i was knackered, i mean Mum and Aunty Sarah and Sophie are either much older or much younger than me so its more understandable...BUT ME!? im a 14 year old girl! it's my lot in life to spend money and tramp around with lotsa bags being gorgeous! BUT NO, I WAS KNACKERED. *cries* im so old and lazy.

I think my legs will fall off with lack out use, they would be dust covered if i didn't wear jeans that'd knock the dust off!

My mummy wants to get rid of my mingers! My beautiful gorgeous clunky ole shoes, all platformy and cool, theyre from a shop that went out of business (how selfish!!) so i cant replace em, and that shop was the only place thyey sold em, i'll never part with my mingers, my precccioussss, myyyy precious, my one...MY PRECCCIOUSSSSS, WE LOVES THEM WE DOES!! *blush* as you may be able 2 tell i'm rather obsessive over my mingy migners, which frankly smell minging, so mum bought some Odor Eaters to make them smell all fresh and clean, SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN CLEAN *bops head* shake yo ass, watch yoself, shake yo ass, show me whatcha workin with!

Ahem, i'm in a rappy mood today, surprise surprise. I got Vanessa Carlton's and Evanescence's albums lately, theyre pretty darn good though prolonged Evanescence gives me a headache cos it verges on the heavy metal side of things, My immortal and Bring me to life are awesome songs though, God bless Daredevil for introducing them to us.

I havent done my homework again, UM ME! Ah well, school sucks, i just spend my days perving, daydreaming, staring into space, giggling, making stupid jokes, being stupid in general, making Harmony addicted to Kung Fu, being tired, teaching people how to be violent with the Crane and the Leopard CAW CAW GRRR WOOF MIAOW! (those were my Crane/Leopard noises, dont act like you dont know, YOU KNOW!)

I'm going to see X2 with my spiffy friend Wywy 2moz, EEEE X2, ZAAAP! Cyclops rarr! Oo Zap some more, AH JEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID BITCH! NO DONT DO THAT TO PROFESSOR X AND CYCLOPS, man isnt Wolverine hairy but he has quite a nice arse...NO DONT NOOO AHHH! HOW COULD YOU! WOW, *BANG* OOOO...AHH...CANTONA....*awe in eyes* wow, thats was the BEST movie EVER! See, now you don't even need to go see it, thats bascially the gist of it. I am an evil girl, i went and looked for spoilers and then found em out and rubbed em in to Ryan and eventually i told him everything (i break so easily *cries*) so now we both know what happens but are desperate to see it anyway *drool* its just delicious to think about.

Adverts...aren't they funkay? The music at the end of that cool Honda advert is da bomb, dum dum dum, dadadada dadada dum bum bum! And SOOO sad! That poor phone in the carephone warehouse advert! Poor wee tinker, the woman goes off and leaves him and hes all sad and follows her on the bus and sees her all over a new glizty glamourous phone but then! ITS ALL HAPPY! she comes home with a lil camera for her old phone and hes allll happy and sits on her shoulder and they take a photo of themselves, its sooo sweet! SUCH A GREAT STORY! Should win an oscar i say!

Anyhoo, its rather late and in order to look enticing, not die from sport and watch X2 to the best of my awe i need some rest!

Peace love and pineapple!

Lauwa
xXx

Date:	2003-03-22 16:20
Subject:	saturday, saturday, saturday, SATURDAY!
Security:	Public
Mood:	crazy
Music:	Kerrang, was Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Why do they call these updates events, my life is remarkably unremarkable and even more remarkably uneventful. It is terribly insensitive to call it an event when some people have no events to speak of ever in their dull meaningless little lives, ITS JUST PLAIN RUDE! Ahem.

I'm bored, as you can tell. And due to the fact that my life is so uneventful (and the fact that i have to write this whhhhhoooole 'event' out again because i accidentally closed my first window -i muttered some choice words i can tell ya) im now in quite a bad mood. All i've done is talk on the computer to my various friends, and although these conversations were totally spiffy and fine and dandy like cotton candy, sometimes i just wish i could whip out my underwear to the outside, don a cape and some tights and fly off to save the world and fight crime with a catchy theme tune, or at least get my dad to get off his fat ass and drive me somewhere with ample shopping facilities.

When i am bored, or stressed, or sometimes-like now- a happy mixture of both, i like to write, or do online quizzes (i may be sad, but i dont dump on your pathetic little hobbies now do i?!) and because i am sitting at my desk and i cant write at my desk (because that would be crazy wouldn't it, writing at a desk?!) i will do the latter.

Makes you appriciate things in life online quizzes do, make you realise that there are some people in this crazy f*cked up word that have a more pathetic existance than you do, it really makes you appriciate life i mean really, what type of anime boobs are you? This person has obviously carefully observed anime to bring you this comprehensive and well thought out guide to which type of anime boobs you actually are, because everyone in this world resembles animated tits now dont they. (Some do, but genreally the answer is no you ignoramus!)

There is also a quiz telling you which type of sex you are, now in most of my friends cases it would be Kinky sex, which leads me on to my next digression (TURN AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE OF A SENSTIVIE DISPOSITION OR ARE EASILY DISTURBED- if you are either of these then what the hell are you doing in my blurty, im a sick demented freak for smegs sake!!)

In Disney's The Lion King, who would you rather shag, Mufasa (the big golden one who is Simba's dad) or Scar (the dark thin one with...well a scar really)

How, you may ask, did this odd and slightly disturbing (to some it may seem) topic come about? Well i'll enlighten you. It all began last week, in an english lesson, while me and my good friend Rhona were not reading To Kill a Mockingbird, because our class are really slow readers and we were really far ahead. Rhona happened to metion that she had watched the Lion King the night before, and i happened to mention i had gone to watch it at the Imax (where i might add i was the oldest kid there and was surrounded by a bunch of fidgety five year olds- which made me feel REALLY cool i can tell ya!) and somehow, through this humble and innocent beginnning, the topic arose of who we would rather shag, Mufasa or Scar. Now me being the goody goody that i am (and having always had a disturbing affection for adult Simba- raarw) said Mufasa of course, and Rhona agreed. We then decided to weigh up the pros and cons of each of the two. I said of course Mufasa would have a lot more stamina, because he was bigger and stronger and you could have a good long screw with him. My other good friend Harmony then interjected by making the arguement that Scar would be kinkier, being evil and all. It may now be pointed out that my friends and I dont really get a lot of work done in English lessons, or many lessons really as the topic of the hottest Disney character seems to rear its head numerous times a week. It could also be pointed out that we are very sad, crazy freaks, and to this i say, well duh!

Anyway, following Harms' comment, I made the observation it really depended on whether you wanted a good long roll around the pridelands or a kinky bondage session in the cave (sure THATS the most worrying part of this story, pah!). Harmony said hands down it would be Scar, while i said nuh uh Mufasa, and Rhona decided just to be difficult, she would do both.

It was at this point that Rhona and I parted ways (because it was at the end of the lesson and we had different option groups, Rhona going to music) and Harmony and I proceeded to Business Stuides. There we decided to conduct a survey, and decided to ask everyone who they would rather do. It led with Mufasa about 16 up and Scar with about 4 (Disturbingly those 4 were all boys apart from Tara and shes a lil odd anyway) and so i was in my smug gloaty mode and harm was kinda sulky. We then decided to ask our slightly crazy American B.S teacher -who we affectionately call Mr Pubic Crabs- and he grinned in that doofy american guy way and said in his yankee drawl "Well yanno, i like Scar, i do like Scar, but i like Mufasa too, yah." it was then that we decided that this conversation had taken a rather disturbing turn, and, nodding and smiling, in our ballsy, brave, can-take-anything, British way, we ran away. We did in fact ask almost the whole Year by the end of the day, and im pleased to say, Mufasa won haha! I of course was now free to bask in my smugness.

Now that we have ended that slightly disturbing- to some, i have no idea why- tangent, lets get back to quizzes. yanno i always wanted to know what dysfunctional Care Bear i was, and here it is!

Raver Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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There you have it, i am raver bear. I could not have strove on with life until i knew that!


Orlando Bloom: you like them dead sexy, with an
orgasmic accent and looks. *drool*


Which guy are you destined to have sex with?
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Hell yeah baybuh!


You'd blow them up


How would you kill someone
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hehehe. Its Eggbert, me oirish leprachuan, tells me to burn things and stick forks in toasters he does heee.

Wow, i never knew Quizzes took bribes

You are a goddess!


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Apparently im a goddess, quizzes can be delusional too! It would be nice to think so wouldn't it? But then again, i took it again and that time-


You are the Figher Femme


Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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In my opinion there is nothing beautiful, graceful or anything resembling something that could be complementary about me. But then again i have trés low self esteem and feel like buying myself a paper bag. I do kick ass and men are scared of me though hehehe! Though, it can be said almost everyone of either gender are scared of me XD

Anyway, now that we've got through the quizzes, time for another update in-

The Dictionary of Id- more crazy words from the mind of a Private Maraca (that is Pedro Goowiggle's profession, her partners are- Tallulah Mcdougal- Private eye, Wendy Dorothy Hector the 3rd- private finger (soon to be private silicone implants), Daisy Daffodil Double-Dutch- Private Elbow, and Biff Boffington- Private Parts)

Ahem, to the words:

Squee: Kindly donated by Ciza, when i said i needed a new word to add to my F oriantated update of my Dictionary of Id, and although this is not my original word as the rest are, i hold it in the highest respect and Ciza tells me it means 'umm...''yeah i'm fine' 'or ''look over there its a pink elephant!' so there we are, i am now enlightened to the ways of Squee.

Floopy Moopums: floopy is when someone is being weird, odd or strange, so floopy moopums is when someone is behaving strangely or suspiciously, i.e: You're being floopy moopums. Can be used as you're a floopy moopum when someone is being odd.

Flinkle: A flinkle is someone who is being sneaky, suspicious, untruthful, A STINKY ROTTEN LIAR MAYHAPS?! or it could be used as a term of endearment depending on if you say it in a cutsey baby voice or in a bitchy voice.

Fantabulous: Something is fantastic and fabulous, it is fantabulous, words cannot describe how fantabulous it truly is!

Flimping Flamperous: A substitute for a number of very rude words, was created when i closed the window holding the first copy of this 'event' and it just came to me after using some rather more colourful words!

A very F orientated update this, so my farewell will be-

Peace, love, paté (ta Kitty) and fish!

Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.

Laura, AKA
Pedro Goowiggle
(Private Maracas, call 0800 CHA CHA CHA)

Date:	2003-01-29 21:41
Subject:	Wednesday, the bane of the school kid...
Security:	Public
Mood:	cheerful
Music:	Background TV noise...ahhh headache.

It is wednesday, one of the worst days of the week. Its not the beginning, but its not the end of the week so its terribly horrible taunting you with the friday that never comes...plus TV sucks on wednesday apart from Sex and the City at some ungodly hour at night.

I spent most of today being bored/sleepy/trying to set fire to Ryans head with the power of my mind (no luck yet but i'll keep you posted)

Why you may ask? because i darn well felt like it! I also decided my new alias was gonna be Pedro Goowiggle, so if the Feds are after me, you know who to call! I have done a severe lack of anything resembling homework for a couple days now, but im so pretty no-one ever notices *snort* i kid myself ne?

The phone keeps ringing and my mum seems to be in cackle mode for tonight (she has an evil cackle, thats where i get it from, BWAHAHA) *cough, hack argh*

I rented Not Another Teen Movie. Not quite up to Scary Movies standards, but still an entertaining enough evening filler, with some really gross bits *shudder* ah i am mentally scarred for life!

I have decided to create my own dictionary of Id, because i feel like it and i have a lot of Id words i use a lot of the time, so i should keep record of them or i will do what i did the last time i had a sleepover with Kim and Steph and call everyone/thing this word all night, then promptly forget about it, much to my chagrin, so now me and Steph keep tryna guess what it was. To avoid this in the future, here is my

*Lauras Dictionary of Id*

Id: My new word for odd, weird, kooky!

Noppet,
Nuppet,
Yuppet: All my new insults, kinda like Muppet, stupid person, eeediot. XD

Heinorosity: Like heinous monstrosity, if something is obscene or disgusting it reeks/blows/smells of heinorosity.

Nimrod: Used in pop culture today, but an insult like no other (that ryan tends to steal then apologise when i make my disgruntled noise of distress) kinda like a dilhole, can also be applied to "you are sooo going to Nimrod hell."

Spinky: like fine and dandy like cotton candy, or spiffing, something is spinky it is delightful and lovely!

Narly nubbins: When something sucks and blows it is narly nubbins.

flibbertigibbet: real word, i just happen to love it and use it as an insult all the gosh darned time. defined in the dictionary as: A silly, scatterbrained, or garrulous person. Kinda sounds like me teehee!

Gink: Also a real word, but one my mother loves to use when i call her a nuppet or suchlike, apparently- A man, especially one regarded as foolish or contemptible. i should be insulted right?

Mayhaps: that was my word of the week a couple weeks ago, it is a cross between maybe and perhaps, mayhaps! More likely known as mayhap, but i much prefer my version!

Womble: yes, i know, those odd mole/shrew like things that are big, fluffy, live on wimbledon common and are inexplicably clothed and come out periodically to release top 20 singles and make comebacks. Mother uses it to describe a form of walking with the dog, in this case: "Lets go and take Max for a womble." ISNT IT CUTE?! I lurve it.

Donkey Whacker: Popularised in my spoof Lord of the Rings parody thing, funny enough entitled drugs, sex and donkey whackers! dont nick or ill sue! pwahaha. thats a new evil laugh btw. Donkey whacker is like a sheep shagger or moose humper, just...well a donkey whacker really! usually funnier with some food product after, i.e, "DONKEY WHACKERS AND POTATO CHIPS!" or "Donkey whackers and cheese!"

RRRRmm: Disgruntled noise of distress, not to be confused with a growl.

EEEE: Excited hyperactive noise of glee.

More to come. I hear you running to the hills BWAHAHA! All Copyrighted to moi! use em in your new movie/tv show/book, ILL SUE YA! BWAHAHA!

hakuna matata my friends! (Lion King on Imax! Go see it, Simba is adorable!)

Peace, love and pickles!

Pedro Goowiggle
xXx

Date:	2003-01-24 16:33
Subject:	Thank f*ck its friday!
Security:	Public
Mood:	mischievous
Music:	The Eminem Show- Eminem

Yay, officially weekend time, sod homework until sunday night, and time to chill out!

Fridays arent actually very good school days, double history, double ICT and maths *sigh* but business studies is okay, plus it is the end of the week. Some of our teachers are totally bitchy though. They overreact at the smallest things, and i don't think many of them have any sense of humour at all, apart from our scary form teacher who i (affectionately of course) nicknamed Jabba the Hutt. She took the piss out of a year 11 and accused him of bullying one of the boys in my class and publicly riducled him in front of all of us, rather entertaining really.

But im starting to think a certain type of person is attracted to the job of teacher (though saying this both of my parents used to be teachers, horrifying huh?) they need to be very ugly, have no sense of humour unless its laughing at their own lame jokes, and tend to always pick on you or the people you like. *sigh*

I wanna see Lord of the Rings again tomorrow, so i may phone around and see who i can drag with me, i'll give them candy or something, BWAHAHA THE FOOLS! *angel face*

My Afro Ken pen keep breaking apart *cries* theres only so many times it'll be fixable, and when it breaks for good im gonna cry, A LOT! But doesnt he look cute? Thats a picture of him up that way /

I have realised i havent actually ever finished *one* computer game! Not a damn one apart from Fantavision which only has like 8 levels and all you have to do is blow up fireworks, ooo mentally taxing huh? Im so close to Final Fantasy 8's ending, but im not strong enough yet :'( it'll happen one day, IT WILL!

I heard that someone sent Orli gift wrapped poop through the post, thats so mean! I hate people who send hate mail or thoughless criticism or horrible things like dead animals or something to celebrities, or to anyone for that matter. Its so disrespectful, usually people don't do anything to you and sending hate mail just because you don't like the person is pathetic. Its like people who flame peoples works on Fanfiction.net. I would never flame someone and say the cruel stuff that gets said to me, because the first time i got a flame i got really disillusioned and almost stopped writing altogether, but if you pay attention to all that crap from people because they are jealous or bitter or whatever you could be throwing away a great talent and taking offence from pathetic morons, you'll let them ruin your talents? I hope Orli realises that people like that are pathetic and doesnt let it get to him, cos if i had a nickle for every person who hates me or disagrees with what i say or write, i'd be rich enough to retire lol.

Don't touch what you can't afford.

Peace, love and PIE!

Laura

Date:	2003-01-23 16:21
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	ditzy
Music:	MTV's decision

I find Thursdays the most boring day of the week, bar wednesdays. I am a total sportophobe and hate anything to do with physical extertion with the heat of a thousand suns. Running around in incy lil skirts and freezing your butt off/wearing ten layers and frying your butt off, there is no middle! The sweaty look is sooo not sexy, but then neither is the goose-bumpy shivering chick with icicles hanging off her nose.

In other words i cant win. Plus theres the fact that my sports teacher is a bitch and hates me. And i only seem to do well when shes not looking and turn into a ditzy klutzoid when she is. So i don't get picked for teams. But of course thats no problemo.

Plus i suck whether shes there or not.

On the up side, yay! my spots are abating *touches wood* maybe the threat of more chemicals scared them away, BWAHAHA.

Apparently there was a bomb scare near where i live, though the fact that no-one knew about it until the day after didn't make it all that scary really. Plus i somehow doubt terrorists would really care about our craphole little town so it was more than likly a hoax from stoned teenagers. The occasional bomb scare seems to be the only thing that is every remotely out of the ordinary around here, the land of the OAP's should be its real name.

My brithday party is taking shape, slowly, but the one thing i want for my bday (a certain tall, dark handsome male, though i wouldnt say no to Brad Pitt :D )im not gonna get, so i'll just have to ask for...a pony! Naw not really, i can't ride for smeg and when i do, i end up doing my back in *sigh* but kittens are cool! And funky see thru tops, OR SOMETHING TO DO WITH AFRO KEN!

Soon, everyone in the world will know the name of Afro Ken, he is the worlds only dog with the interchangable Afro, (a Japanese craze, of course!) and he's darn cute too! Now just to clarify i was like the 1st one in the UK to know about this lil fella, but now hes got all popular and all his T-shirts and stuff have all sold out so me THE BIGGEST AFRO KEN FAN EVER can't get a hold of any of it :'( so people will just think i'm being a sheep when i eventually get it :'( Plus i almost had a nervous breakdown yesterday as i thought i'd lost or someone had nicked my colour changing dangly Afro Ken pen! I went around eying everyone with suspicious and accusing glares all day and still hadn't found it today, until i was talking to my good friend Ryan in a highly educational mathematics lesson *snort* and i checked my pockets, and there was a hole next to where i usually stick my Afro Ken pen, and lo and behold! It was down the hole right at the bottom of my blazer. YAY I LOVE MY AFRO KEN PEN YAYAYAYAYAY! I wuv him so *clutches Afro Ken pen to her chest and strokes it lovingly* Hehe, Ryan said i would do this, so i'm not disappointing you Ryan! Hahahaha!

Mwahaha, hopefully going to see Lord of the Rings this saturday again! Woohoo! Leggy *dreamy eyes* uh oh, i hope my drool doesn't electrify me by shorting out the keybo- *FIZZLE ZAP BANG!* Gahhh... *falls over*

Mwahaha, no time for homework today! New series of Buffy, Angel, Friends and ER all on tonight, ahhh droolilific Angel and Joey *drool* Uh oh *BZZZT, BANG!!* Ahhh..... It was worth it *dreamy eyes* Man i hope Kim and Steph didn't see that Angel comment *angel face*

Men are like roses, watch out for the pricks.

Peace, love and peas!

Laura

Date:	2003-01-22 19:47
Subject:	Update 1
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative
Music:	Michelle Branch- The Spirit Room

I just started a blurty journal. Wahey! I am in a slob out mood at the mo, so no effort with the frizzy hair and face that really needs a paper bag to cover it. I saw The Two Towers for like, the fifth time on saterday, and i'm still not bored of it. Just goes to show if there is blonde, gorgeous eye candy through a movie, no matter how many times you see it you'll never get bored providing you have a hottie to drool at :D

Homework is such a drag, a tad redundant, but its true. We have enough hassle as students getting through mind-numbingly boring days and double periods of History or Chemistry, or quadruple Sports (if your school's as sadistic as mine is you'd understand) but then 3 hours of homework a night, i dont think so! Abolish homework thats what i say.

I am the queen of the online tests at the moment ( if your life is as fun packed and exciting as mine's not, you'll understand!) so at the moment i am apparently like Aphrodite, am a hidden Godess (better than a domanatrix or a queen of darkness i suppose- though ask the boys at my school and they may well disagree with my outcome), my soul comes from heaven (*snort) and i'm matched to Orli/Legolas in as many tests as possible (well i could've told you that!) go to www.quizilla.com and do some yourself, its a great way to kill time and make yourself feel good XD

Planning birthday parties is so stressful, one could wonder why we go through with them (aside from the lovely presents and being surrounded by people who are there for your benefit and make you feel popular- theres nothing better teehee) it takes me about a year to decide what to do for my next party, then there's the guests, the costs and the snack foods...man its enough to make my hair hurt.

Chicago (the movie not the place- as i wouldn't know) is overrated. Well, underrated by critics, but the way people rave about it its like the second coming of Christ or something. I much prefer Moulin Rouge -being that im an old romantic and all- and mayhaps it is because anyone who wants to perve off Richard Gere when they are 14 obviously doesnt have one screw tightened, so there was no eye candy for lau-lau *pout. But the songs were catchy, it just didnt feel as tight or gripping as i'd have expected, maybe my expectations were just too high to begin with, still worth a watch if you like the musical or musicals in general i guess.

I have decided (as i have done many times before) that boys are far more trouble than they're worth, and most of them will probably turn into insensitive tw*ts by the time you get round to dating them. And yet they are like Pot Noodles, its so wrong and yet it feels so right! If you have the good fortune to have one, which i for the record, don't. But when you have a crush, or are attracted to someone, no force on this earth (including your own better judgement) can seem to get rid of it. too bad it'll never go anywhere and i'll be forced to wallow in self pity for all time and become an old spinster until i decide to become a gold digger and marry a desperate old man to get all his money when he croaks (then i can buy fit guys!) but as they say, money can't buy happiness or love, so i'm pretty screwed really.
But if i am single again this valentines and the only valentines i get is from my darling friend ryan so that we don't both feel totally alone or unloved (maybe that's just me) i will kill something, or go out, find a random guy and nick all his money to buy myself some pretty jewelry or flowers. Mwahah, see who says i don't take the initiative.

Don't you just hate it when you look like one giant walking spot, and you cant actually tell the difference between them and your face? Well if you don't because you've never been in that situation, you have my undying scorn and hatered for being too incredibly perfect, a plague on your house bwahaha! I have thrown so much chemically tinged paint thinner/sulphuric acid disguised as 'spot lotion' at my face that i'm surprised the whole bloody lot of them havent abandoned ship and ran off screaming to the hills...i should be so lucky!

Some people say that being in a relationship is the biggest ego booster, but having never been in one because i am a reclusive crazy celibate nun who chases men away with sticks and screams like a monkey, i wouldn't know.

How come in movies the bad guys-no matter how many tons of ammo they use- can never seem to get anywhere near the goodie? And for those fanfiction readers -or those who know what it means- doesn't James Bond seem like SUCH a Mary Sue? Just a thought. Signing off, beam me up Scotty, my work here is done for today!

Peace Love and Potatoes.

Laura

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