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Wednesday, November 17th, 2004
12:40 pm
Ricky died in bed when he took a bullet to the brain while lounging in
his room in county west.
Doctors say he was comfortable.

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Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
9:55 pm
Ricky is dead...details are sketchy at present but will be updated asap

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Monday, November 15th, 2004
10:07 pm
Daniel and Jonno survive the week, the highest kill rate goes to Aki....hmmmm...can I see a hunt the Aki game on the horizon...probably.

Going purley by finances the current ratings are in this order...this does not take into account anything spent or how many games they have played.

Daniel
Cath
Azirapale (aka Jonno)
Nick
Adam
Calum
Ricky
CDS (aka Clair)
Penguin
Beaker
BlueFoo
Fisher (aka Alex)
Weasel (aka Thomas)

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Sunday, November 14th, 2004
12:18 pm - Bloodbath
hmmm...okay

Nick was found stabbed to death (somewhere I can't recall)

Two policemen were found shot to death in different incidents, at the second the body of Clair Shaw was also found shot to death.

This means Daniel and Jonno are the only two survivors atm...they have until midnight

current mood: Bemused

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Thursday, November 11th, 2004
12:38 pm
Ricky was found stabbed to death outside County Bar near the lift.

Adam was found later, his neck sliced by a piano wire.

The numbers decease...

PM

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
12:26 pm
Interesting events.

At approximately 8:30 PM (by best guesses) Calum departed the roleplay session to go to the toilet. He was pursued and shot him a way down the corridor in his way back by an unknown assailent. People nearby only noted what sounded like a door slamming.

About 11:15 PM, Cath heard voices outside her door which she recognised. Grabbing her gun and opening door, she promptly shot Alexandra, who was right outside (without weapon drawn), whereupon her bodyguard shot Cath in the head. No silencers, people living in nearby rooms. Erm... aiming for a body shot with Alexandra she was shot dead in between the eyes.
Two assassins dead in one fell swoop, the second killed by the bodyguard.

Cheeky as I hadn't offically activated bodyguards...hence I now do so.

Bodyguards are now active, they may not be assassins and do not count as witnesses. A bodyguard may only kill in defence of themselves or the person they are assigned to protect.
Bodyguards cost 100 per game and may only use the free weapons. You do not get credit for any kills they make, though it might well save your neck.

Current Bodyguards Available:
Aki

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Monday, November 8th, 2004
10:25 pm - Next Game
Starting at midnight as usual, standard game, one target and one assassin. Don't think anybody has enough credit to get any interesting toys but we'll see.

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Saturday, November 6th, 2004
11:30 am
Beaker is dead. Shot by Alexandra sometime between 9pm and 9:30pm on the spine new County South.

Calum accidently shot Elf-Rich in the corridor near his room. Calum is seen to have a slightly hopful expression on his face before his head explodes.

This means thanks to lucky / smart targetting on Alexandra's behalf and being trigger happy on Calum's, then Alexandra is the only one to survive to day 2 and therefore wins...again.

Me thinks that next time there is a free-for-all Alexadnra should be everybody's first target.

current mood: amused

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Friday, November 5th, 2004
6:31 pm - Hmmm 3rd game so far
Cath is dead, aprox 12.40 last night shot in the face after opening her door to investigate odd scratching sounds. The moral of this story? Don't bring a latex sword to a banana fight...

Adam/Maggot is dead. He died at 3:30pm today (Friday) of self-inflicted knife wounds to the stomach and gun-shot wounds to the head. It was suicide....honest!

Dead - Cath, Adam
Safe - Calum, Beaker

current mood: amused

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Thursday, November 4th, 2004
10:09 pm - Final game of the week
The third and final game for this week of Battle Royale will start at midnight tonight...hopefull it will last at least twice as long as the others (since they managed one day each)

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1:35 pm
12:10
03/11/04
Calum had his throat slit by Alexandra
Alexandra is safe from the timer for another day

19:30
03/11/04
Beaker is shot in the Ass by Adam
Adam is safe from the timer for another day

19:35
03/11/04
Penguin is killed by Jonno
This was witnessed
Jonno's head explodes in an amazingly similar action to a melon when hit with a baseball bat

10:45
03/11/04
Adam shoots a random civilian in the bar and his head explodes in a smiliar fashion to Jonno's

Clean Kills
Alexandra
Adam

Dirty Kills
Adam
Jonno

Was Killed
Beaker
Calum
Penguin

Heads Exploded at midnight
Cath
Daniel
Nick

Reasult...as Alexandra is the only one to have made a clean kill and then NOT shot some random person she is the only one to survive.

That makes Beaker 1, Alexandra 1, everybody else 0

Next game starting at midnight tonight, will send out new emails later to notify.

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Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
10:32 pm - End of Battle Royale Take 1
Right, seeing as how everbody still alive are in completly different places i am going to assume that no more kills are made tonight...therefore Beaker wins as being the only one who's head does not explode in a rather imressive fashion on the dot of midnight GMT.

Daniel managed to dispatch Nick, though he died himself shortly after this technically puts him in second position.

Emails are about to be sent notifying players of the second round of Battle Royale, starting this midnight, with an additional three players.

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Monday, November 1st, 2004
9:28 pm - Game 3
Slight change to the rules this week...we're having a one off week of Battle Royale...those who have seen the film or read the book, yes I do know what happens in them.

The rules are basic and as following;

1) By midnight each night (starting Tuesday midnight) you must of eliminated one of your fellow competitors, this resets each day so the next you must kill another to stay alive.

2) This elimination must be a clean (unwitnessed) kill

3) It must be using one of the items we provide you with now, you may not buy or sell anything for the duration of this week.

If they don't, their heads explode...isn't being in charge fun *claps hands like an excited little child*

Seeing as how there are only 6 players this will probably reset Thursday night...or Wednesday if people really are that bad.

current mood: amused

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6:04 pm - Game Summary From PM
*Editted to ensure accuracy...remember people I only know what I am told*

Well this week was slightly messier than normal with more survivors however this time around.

Peter - No Kills - 3rd to Die - Killed by Clair
Calum - No Kills - Survived
Paul - No Kills - Survived
Nick - One Assassin Kill - Survived
Beaker - No kills - 4th to Die - Killed by Nick
Ricky - No kills - Survived
Daniel - One Assassin Kill - Survived
Cath - No Kills - 1st to Die - Killed by Daniel
Clair - One Assassin Kill, One Dirty Kill (Blacklisted) - 5th to Die - Killed by police (Cath)
Penguin - No Kills - 2nd to Die - Killed by Clair

Notes of Interest:

1) While Clair has the most kills she will only recieve the bounty for one as the other was dirty kills. Once you are blacklisted any bonuses are halved even if that kill is clean. This is just to try and keep you careful people.

2) This is to try and head of quieries in the future. If you spot your food/drink is poisoned before drinking/eating and you know who did it but they refuse to buy you another then you can continue to eat/drink and will not die, same if you do not know who did it (in this case ensure you tell somebody else so they can confirm you spotted BEFORE yo took any). If the food/drink is ruined and they refuse to buy you another then they are blacklisted, please inform me if this happens.

3) Tell me everything...the botches are sometimes much more amusing than the sucessess.

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6:02 pm
Beaker was killed by Nick...don't have details as neither have emailed me...GRRR ARGGGG

Clair Shaw shot dead Calum in the Bobbin, she was then shot down as armed and dangerous by the police.

So ends the deaths I know of for our game this week.

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Thursday, October 28th, 2004
10:27 pm - Local Newspaper Report
A young university student Peter Brunton died at 22:25 after being poisoned in Furness bar, police have realised a photo-fit of another student Clair Shaw (AKA CDS), they would like to speak to this woman.

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6:29 pm - Would be Local Newpaper Extract if I had time
Catherine was found dead at midday - shot once in the head on the path outside of her residence - police have no suspects

Penguin was found stabbed to death just after 4pm. police have no witnesses

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Friday, October 22nd, 2004
1:36 pm - Game Summary from PM
Greetings Assassins

Our first game of the year lasted almost as long as usual. This is a quick Summary of the game and Players

Blue Foo - No Kills - 2nd to die - killed by Beaker
Calum - Two assassin kills and one innocent bystander - 4th to die - killed by police (cath)
Penguin - No Kills - 3rd to die!!! - Killed by Calum
Daniel - No Kills - 5th to die (final death) - Killed by Beaker
Beaker - Two Kills - Surivior

Note of interest: As per historic president most deaths occured in toilets...why do people seem to object so much to cathitors?

current mood: amused

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1:34 pm - Extract from Local Newspaper
The spate of excitment at Lancaster University carried over into the evening.

The police caught up with the murder in Furness bar and gunned him down, unfortunatly it seemed that was not the end when the corpse of another victim was found in the nearby toilets.

As of this no further events have come to light.

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Thursday, October 21st, 2004
10:19 pm - Extract from Local Paper
There appears to be an epidemic at Lancaster University as during today three corpses were found dead in toilets around the campus.

The first victim appear to have been shot some time before 6pm in the male toilets near the Fylde Lecture 2, the second and third appear to have been part of the same incident a few hours later in another toilet.

Police reports suggest they have a suspect for at least one of the shootings.

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