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so today after school me and kim went tanning and it didnt seem like im any darker, but oh well...after that we went to the mall and then goodwill, haha....we tried to find a cute shirt but there wasnt anything :-/ and we dont know where salvation army is so i just went home...i worked out after that and now im sitting on the computer talking..all i ever do..
i think i bruised my butt bone or something, because it really hurts and it has been for a while...i dont know...wow theres nothing much else to write, except valentines day is in two days and ive never had a boyfriend for it...it always seems like i break up with a guy right before or start going out with a guy right after the holiday, and it suckkkks. i wouldnt even care for a boyfriend on v-day, just a guy i like who would like me back, and just to be with him would be fine...im retarded, i know, but i know im not alone here...
PimpJuice4222: do i have to sing to you again
Krisitay: :-(
PimpJuice4222: ITS LIKE I MISSED THE SHOT, ITS LIKE I DROPPED THE BALL
PimpJuice4222: DAMN IM SORRY
PimpJuice4222: LOL
PimpJuice4222: do you feel better yet
Krisitay: no
PimpJuice4222: but i sang to you
Krisitay: :-(
PimpJuice4222: let me continue then
PimpJuice4222: ITS LIKE IM ON STAGE AND I FORGOT THE WORD
PimpJuice4222: DAMN IM SORRY
Krisitay: ok you can stop now
PimpJuice4222: ok
PimpJuice4222: ITS LIKE BUILDING A NEW HOUSE WITH NO ROOF AND NO DOORS
Krisitay: matt
Krisitay: are you done
PimpJuice4222: yeah
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i know i just wrote in this like an hour ago but i was reading kristen (peters)'s xanga and i really liked this-
this is for all the guys who want to get a girl~
1) Be good looking. Seriously, it's the first thing the girl sees about you. First impressions last a life-time [that's for-ev-er]. You may be thinking to yourself "But i'm an ugly peice of shit" which you probably are, but if you care about what you look like, people notice. I don't mean go out and get all the latest designer labels. I mean, dress how you feel, but dress it well. This is important until you finally get your lazy ass up and get courage to talk to her. And become friends with her. Marry her, father her babies, and give her money for retirement... then you can stop worrying about how you look. But by then you will want to be purchasing new underwear because you get a hard on every time you look at the nurse who gives you food through a tube every day.
2) When you talk... look her in the eye. I know i'm not wrong about this. When you're talking to the girl, look her in the eyes and say what you're thinking. It'll give her butterflies in her stomache, even if you're an ugly peice of shit. When I say look her in the eyes, i mean it. Don't "secretly" look at the wordings on her shirt when she's wearing a plain bluecollared shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch. Either way, you're "secret" staring isn't so secret... We have eyes too, and we can tell were yours are looking. Besides, looking at her while your talking makes her feel special.
3) Don't be such a hardass. Be nice to her, not all girls go for the bad boy types, some actually like a guy who's genuinely nice. I don't want you to go out and rent out a hotel room and decorate it with flower petals and pour her glasses of Mountain Dew because you know that's her favorite soda in the intire world... While playing "Little Boy Blue" in the background because that's what song her Grandma Louise sang to her to get her in bed [key words] when she was 5. This may come off as strong. I'm talking about saying a quick "Hey" with a smile in the halls. Or a butt grab while she's standing at her locker.
4) Flirt. It's fun, I know you like to do it. You like it and she likes it. But make sure it's only her you're flirting with. If you're going to be nice (#3) be nice to her, treat her friend next like she doesn't deserve the dog shit on your foot. And being nice is a large part of flirting. And do what you like to do, be touchy feely. If you see her in the halls, grab her butt... or pat her arm. Either way she'll get shivers in her spine from the flesh you just laid on her arm. That is, if she feels "that way" for you. If not, then she still got shivers down her spine... just not the ones you were hoping for.
5) Make something the two of yours. Be it an inside joke, or a nickname you two gave eachother. Or a peice of gum you two have been chewing on since Tuesday of last week and have swapped [by mouth of course] every time you've seen eachother. She'll figure out that when you remember the little things that she's special to you. This is a -good-thing- and you'll both benefit from it. hopefully by a night of hot beef injections. Who knows.
6) Be daring... Listen to her. And let her know that... subtley. My advice wouldn't necessarily be to go up to her and say "you know what you were saying last month around 6:43 about what class i should take my junior year of college and i took your advice..." More like, "How'd that Spanish test you were freaking about go?" That's better. Listen and care, i dare you.
7) Be patient. unlike i am, because i'm taking a break from this.. i'll finish later.
i love it...every guy whos reading this should live by it
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