'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal

Would you rather:
1. talk like foghorn leghorn (from looney tunes) OR snoop dogg?
Foghorn Leghorn: I find Snoop and all his pals nauseating.

2. orgasm everytime you hear a siren OR fart when the phone rings?
I like orgasms – I’ll go with that for the simple reason I’d get more orgasms. I’d need to get rubber pants though.

3. french kiss a llama OR have a dog lick your bare anus?
As much as a dog rimming me isn’t exactly my sexual fantasy, snogging a llama would be worse.

4. be able to elongate your fingers to ten times their normal size OR grow up to two times your normal size?
Easy – the size thing. You be able kick anyone’s ass! You’d also probably get a job with WWE…

Would you rather:
Would you rather:
1. smell like dead fish OR rotten eggs?
This is a really harsh one… I think I just about prefer the smell of dead fish I think, but it’s a close run thing!

2. walk backwards OR crawl on your hands and knees?
There is something about walking/ running backwards that makes me feel mildly queasy. So I’ll go for hands as knees.

3. drive everywhere in a golf cart OR a dump truck?
Gotta be the golf cart – they’re SO fab. That was an easy one!

4. be stung by a bee OR bit by a spider?
Well I’ve been stung by a bee before and I survived it. It hurt like hell, but at least I’d live…


Have fun,

M x

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