'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal

Would you rather:
1. wake up with a plastic bag wrapped around your head OR in a burning building?
Surely a no brainer? If you wake up with a plastic bag around your head, you open your mouth and pierce a hole in it so you can breathe? If you're in a burning building, you might not escape.

2. take a staple in the thumb and have to get a tetanus shot OR get bitten by a rat and have to get a rabies shot?
I'm a control freak, so the staple. That way, at least I'd know it was happening, and I'd be able to administer the pain myself. Whereas a rat biting you is in a less controlled environment and a shock!

3. lick the contents of a stranger's pockets OR drink a glass of curdled milk?
I'd take the chance on a stranger's pocket. After all, it might just be a mobile phone or summat very easy to lick. Whereas you know the milk is going to make you puke.

4. wear a superhero costume everywhere you go OR talk in an obviously fake voice to everybody?
Superhero costume as I actually am a superhero. ;)

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