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20th October, 2005. 12:18 pm. NOT A Window Shopping Whore

The lengths I’ll go to prove a point…

I have a man who I love. Rob is sexy and lovely. However, there aint nothing wrong with a bit of window shopping once in a while. Anyone who is in a couple does a bit of window shopping, and I am no different. Neither is Rob. However, by both Rob and numerous friends, I have been accused of being a window shopping whore who frequently points out fit guys I’d ‘do’.

This is just not true, and is so unfair! There are some men out there that are fat, old, or both. So obviously, I don’t fancy every man out there. But apparently, I am always pointing out fit men ‘that I would’. I am not guilty of this crime, and I am going to prove it!

Now, to point out someone, I would have to find them extremely hot. Not just someone you’d sleep with or someone you’d say ‘go on then’ to at 10 to 2 in a nightclub, but someone who is really really fit.

So I decided (in true Family Fortunes stylee) to do a 100 bloke survey: on a normal working day, check out the first 100 blokes I see and rate them either No, 10 to 2, Yes, or Phwoar!.

Our survey said:
No – 66%
10 to 2 – 11%
Yes – 17%
Phwoar! – 6%

So there you have it, I only really fancy 6% of the male population. Conclusive proof that I am not a window shopping whore.

Have fun,

M x

Current mood: cranky.
Current music: The Game Is Over by N'Sync.

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