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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
I have a spider in my pants!
Whilst sat on me work loo going thru me morning ablutions I noticed a money spider crawling down my zip. I tried to help the little fella out but he fell into the creases of my boxers. I looked for him to no avail. Now back at my desk every time I feel a little tickle, I think it may be him and his eight tiny legs. Is it rude to trump? What happens if I get knocked down on the way home and when I'm undressed they discover cobwebs around my bits? Will they nod their heads and say, 'Yes, we had barren patches too'.
Have fun,
M x
Current mood:
weird.Current music: Incy Wincey Spider.