'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal

16th June, 2005. 1:18 pm. And Your Mom

What does it say about me that I actually find Mom jokes amusing?

The American type of Mom joke would be "Your Mom's so fat that..." and then add something ridiculous to the end.
These are mediocre at best, and not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about the inane and childish (even more childish than "Your Mom's so fat that...") stuff like when someone says something you don't like, your response being "And your Mom."

For example:
Rob: "I thought Sin City was rubbish."
Mark: "And your Mom."

This delightful dis doesn’t stop at Moms, you can add anything you like such as:

Rob: "I thought Sin City was rubbish."
Mark: "And your Dad."

Or

Rob: "I thought Sin City was rubbish."
Mark: "And your Nan."

Or

Rob: "I thought Sin City was rubbish."
Mark: "And your dog."

Or

Rob: "I thought Sin City was rubbish."
Mark: "And your paraplegic hamster."

I have giggled all the way through writing this, and have realised that there was no point to it other than I want to mention “And Your Mom.”

So there you go.

And your Mom,

M x

Current mood:

amused.
Current music: Toxicity by System Of A Down.

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