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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
I've been tagged by Shooting Parrots. Here are the instructions:
What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer... I’d make sure I named every single aminal.
If I could be a musician... I’d be the cellist that made Yo Yo Ma look like an amateur.
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... I’d certainly not be one of those bastards that go to Third World counties and promote that using condoms is wrong to people who’s AIDS epidemic is the highest in the world.
If I could be a chef... I’d cook for my friends as often as possible.
If I could be an architect... I’d design my own weird and wonderful house.
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... Oh I really wish I could.
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... It’d be the first thing I’d tell anyone that I meet because it’s so cool/ amusing.
If I could be a bonnie pirate... Yarrrrr!
If I could be a midget stripper... WRONG!
If I could be a proctologist... A what?
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... I'd interview Orlando Bloom because I am shallow.
If I could be an actor... I’d want to play at least one cult character.
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi... I’d amalgamate my Jedi with my Ninja and be SO badass.
If I could be a mob boss... I’d be so powerful that even if I put on a crap Italian accent, no one would diss me or they’d get a horse’s head in their bed.
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer... I’d prefer it to be for Sight and Sound, not the Sun.
If I could be a monkeys uncle... Ook?
If I could be a CSI...
If I could be a computer nerd... I’d actually be able to use this thing…
If I could be a Kindergarten teacher...
That's me done. Now I'm tagging the two people I think will most likely want to do this, Tats and Martin and I’m also tagging mcphee because I know how much he dislikes this sort of thing [grin].
Have fun,
M x
Current mood:
bored.Current music: Only by NIN.