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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
For I am rubbish and idealess...
The last time I did this, I got asked to blog about aardvarks and googlewhacks and produced (in my opinion) some of my most surreal and enjoyable entries (and met fishmonger malarky). I am basically untterly uninspired, but would like to write a blog. If you have an idea (or a challenge), please reply to this post and tell me what you'd like me to blog about.
Have fun,
M x
Current mood:
lethargic.Current music: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Nancy Sinatra.
I knew that someone would come through!
Merely minutes after posting for inspiration, a friend of mine suggested that instead of writing about 20 things to do before you are 30, I should write 20 things NOT to do before you are 30. He even gave me his list! I’ve posted his answers as a reply to this post (but have edited out specific references to people – you never know who’s reading)…
Here’s my list:
1. Get caught wanking by your mother
2. Try to grow a beard when you’re 15
3. Eat orange flavour soap – it don’t taste like orange
4. Eat worms
5. Forget bogroll on a 20 mile hike and get so desperate that you have to use leaves
6. Kick coffee up your chest when toddling and have scald scars for the rest of your life
7. Put someone on your shoulders at a Leve11ers concert and permanently injure your back
8. Eat pot noodles
9. Go out with a girl when you’re actually gay – you only end up hurting her and fucking with your own mind
10. Deny your sexuality and stay celibate through your University years
11. Come out at 23 and behave like a horny 18 year old
12. Clear a building by setting off the fire alarm cooking toast
13. Procrastinate about everything
14. Earn yourself a rep as a slag that effects every meaningful relationship that you try to make work
15. Cry at The Last Samurai in front of a Ninja
16. Damage yourself during sex that means you can’t do it again for over a week
17. Carry on with a course that you hate so much that it eventually makes you clinically stressed
18. Say fuck in front of a mate’s children
19. Take on more social activities than it’s humanly possible to do/ enjoy
20. Be far too candid in your blog entries
Have fun,
M x
Current mood:
bored.Current music: Theme Tune to Quantum Leap (been watching it recently).