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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
I’m uninspired, but bored, so here I am…
In my worst cut and paste crime for a while, I present three of my recent emails. One sent to me by an applicant who I wouldn't break the rules for, another sent to me by my friend Paul, and one I sent to a yahoogroup I created for my old school friends to keep in touch. They amused me, anyway.
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Date sent: Wed, 1 Dec 2004 07:54:17 -0800 (PST)
From: XXXXX XXXXX [xxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com]
Subject: is it fair\???
To: xxxxxxxxx@salford.ac.uk
HELLO SALFORD,
INSHORT, I KNOW ND I THINK U RAE TIRED OF ME BUT THIS
IS UNFAIR
UR SCHOOL THAT I WANT TO STUDY WILL BE RESUMMING
JANUARY AND MY COURSE
IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME TO STUDY IN UR SCHOOL AND U
ARE TREATING ME
LIKE A FOOL. I ASKED U TO SEND THE CONDITIONAL LETTER
TO ME SO THAT I
CAN GO TO THE EMBASSY TO GET MY VISA AND WHEN I
ARRIVE IWILL PAY TWO
YEARS OF MY SCHOOL FEES AND U DID ALL THESE TO ME?
I TOLD U TO SEND IT THROUGH COURIER SERVICE SO THAT I CAN GET IT IN
THREE DAYS TIME BUT U REFUSED
WHY? VERY UNFAIR AND I THINK I NEED TO TALK TO THE NEWS PAPER IN
LONDON HOW U TREATED ME AN DI ONLY LIKE UR SCHOOL IN UK
I WILL NEED TO TALK TO THE GOVERNMENT ABOUT THIS IN UK
VERY BAD
SLOW
UNFAIR
THIS IS MARY
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------- Forwarded message follows -------
Subject: smelly arse
Send reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX@student.mmu.ac.uk
From: "PAUL XXXXXXX" [XXXXXXXXXXX@student.mmu.ac.uk]
To: XXXXXXXX@salford.ac.uk
Date sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 12:50:43 +0000
well, since you opened this you seem to answer to it!
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Organization: University of Salford
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoogroups.com
Priority: normal
From: "Mark Adams" [XXXXXXX@salford.ac.uk]
Date sent: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 09:17:17 -0000
Subject: Re: [XXXXXXXXXXXXXX] See you at the party Richter!
Send reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoogroups.com
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Neither is spellchecker.
M x
> I am amused.
> I am using Pegasus mail, yet Pegasus isn't in the spellchecker.
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> M x
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Have fun,
M x
Current mood:
amused.Current music: No Control by David Bowie.
I learnt a new word today.
PERINEUM
Dead useful. So there you go.
Have fun,
M x
Current mood:
silly.Current music: Perineum by Robbie Williams?.