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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
I'm a firm believer of 'if it aint broken, don't fix it'...
One of my most popular early blogs was the delightful rant 101 Things I Hate in which I express my vehement dislike of things such as Posh Spice, internet spam, and screaming children in cinemas. I said at the time that I could have gone on, and well, now I have! I present to you, 101 MORE Things I hate...
1) 'Anonymous' replies on my blog that aren't signed at the bottom
2) Poppers headaches
3) My own ignorance
4) Other people's ignorance
5) Uncertainty
6) Waiting
7) The "Oh no!" moment when you spot that you've badly fucked up at work
8) Having to constantly ask someone who mumbles to repeat themselves
9) Queues
10) Jobsworths
11) Being without my personal CD player when on my own
12) Being without my book when on my own
13) Smug smirks from colleagues when they catch me skiving
14) "We're still alive" from my dad if I've not phoned him in the last few days
15) "I told you so"
16) Being nagged
17) Roadworks
18) Particularly if it involves a diversion
19) Particularly if the workmen doing it are fat, not fit
20) Having my hands tied (metaphorically)
21) Emotional blackmail
22) Flakiness
23) Last minute cancelling of social events
24) Being wrong
25) The nutter on the bus sitting next to you, smelling, and talking at you
26) The fact I can't have a cat in my flat
27) Call waiting
28) Pollen (well, if it's causing my hay fever)
29) Sunburn
30) Other members of staff moving my mouse to the right hand side of the desk when they're on my PC and not putting it back
31) The loss of Doris
32) Those uncomfortable days where if you put your fan on, you're too cold, but if you don't, you start sweating
33) Really needing a poo and when you get to the bog, there's no bog roll
34) Having to use the urinal right next to someone else
35) Anyone who uses the urinal next to mine
36) Bad Dates
37) Guys who play games
38) When you notice that a favourite pub has gone downhill
39) Reverse snobbery
40) Airy Fairy female vocalists (eg: Dido, Beth Orton, Norah Jones, &c)
41) The priorities of Salford University's senior staff
42) Forgetting something vital
43) Forgetting to whom you've leant what
44) American spellings
45) txt spk m8
46) McDonalds
47) Raw tomatoes
48) Gherkins
49) Coffee (both smell and taste)
50) OTT application forms
51) The fact I howl every time I get demonstrated on at Ninja
52) Big Mouth Billy Bass
53) Traffic Jams
54) Parallel Parking
55) Losing
56) The fact that you can't live in a capitalist society without being hypocritical
57) People being hypocritical and not admitting it
58) People who won't admit they're wrong
59) Weddings, Funeral and other religious ceremonies
60) Ugly blokes who think they're fit
61) Missing the obvious
62) My extreme gullibleness
63) Prudes
64) Getting older
65) Orange lady hell
66) My own weak will
67) Swearboxes
68) Armchair generals
69) Lack of forward planning
70) Feeling/ being vulnerable
71) The loss of my Doris
72) The fact I'm scatter-brained
73) Coffee
74) Mocha
75) The fact that Revels have coffee ones and therefore I can't have them
76) Cheese & Onion crisps
77) The fact that virtually every bloody multipack of crisps has Cheese & Onion in it
78) Knowing that I have to do something I really don't want to
79) The humourless
80) Snootiness
81) Unwarranted rudeness
82) Injustice
83) George W Bush
84) People who think they own the dancefloor
85) Bars where a glass of coke is more expensive than a beer
86) Nepotism
87) Good bands on bad sound systems
88) Having my faults pointed out
89) The fact that the last bus to North Manchester is 11pm, but South Manchester has them 24 hours
90) Gents toilets without a mirror
91) England losing - particularly in injury time
92) FCUK - it's not fcuking funny, you bunch of cnuts
93) Hangovers
94) Fred Phelps
95) Missing old friends, but not having any way to contact them
96) Stepping in dog poo
97) Time flies when you're having fun
98) Time drags when you're not
99) The smell of smoke on your clothes after a night out
100) Difficult decisions
101) The fact I can't think of something witty/ funny to end this with...
Have fun,
M
Current mood:
okay.Current music: Things I Hate by The Fish Brothers.