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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands at work, and my friends do too...
A while ago, a group of friends and I managed to freak out a poor unsuspecting Czech girl by teaching her as many rude words and silly slang terms as we possibly could. This inspired us to document all the rude words we knew. About 8 months on, I was email chatting to one of the friends with whom I scared the Czech girl, and mentioned this. Alas, the original document is lost (like a lost Shakespearian play - a tragic loss). However, I formulated a list, and emailed it to all my friends that I thought would be childish/ bored/ rude enough to contribute, and this is what we came up with.
Breasts/ Bosoms
Tits
Jugs
Knockers
Boobs
Boobies
Bangers
Puppies
Bazookas
Gazungas
Rack
Baps
Mams
Melons
Baby Feeders
Backside/ Bottom
Bum
Derriere
Botty
Arse
Ass
Toushy
Anal Cavity
Crack
Plughole
Bicycle holder
Brown Starfish
Chocolate Highway
Girl’s Bits
Fanny
Minge
Cunt
Vag
Gash
Hairy Axewound
Gump
Kebab
Furry Cup
Flower
Beef Curtains
Front Bum
Punani
Fangita
Biff
Bacon Sandwich
Fish Flaps
Camel's Toe
Stench Trench
Mound
Fun Tunnel
Gripper
Twat
Fuckit Bucket
Quim
Floo
Clam
Boy’s Bits
Nob
Cock
Bell End
Stick
Willy
Dong
Joy Department
Meat & Two Veg
Black and Decker (Bless Frank Bruno)
Weener
Jap's Eye
Schlong
Length
Rainforest
Pork Sword
Love Muscle
Mutton Dagger
Trouser Snake
Span Javelin
Prick
Bone
Boner
Chocolate Dipstick
Purple Headed Love Monster
Dangler
Todge
Goolies
Stiffy
Wonger
Johnson
Dick
Shaft
Joystick
John Thomas
Porridge Gun
Cajones
Bollocks
Knackers
Nads
Nadgers
Nuts
Balls
Plums
Partake In Sexual Intercourse
Fuck
Shag
Bone
Rinse
Oil
Pump
Bonk
Ride
Hump
Shaft
Playing Hide the Sausage
Coitus
Get Jiggy
Make Whoopie
Nookie
Boning
Fornicate
Bumping Uglies
Horizontal Mambo
Bit of 'How's Your Father'
Screwing
Crashing the Yoghurt Truck
Homosexual Gentleman
Puff
Poof
Fag
Faggot
Homo
Queer
Bender
Bum Boy
Bummer
Arse Bandit
Botty Burgler
Shirt Lifter
Pillow Biter
Sausage Jockey
Kackpipe Cosmonaut
Fudge Packer
Marmite Miner
Arse-tronaut
Queg
Batty Man
Batty Boy
Mincer
Chutney Ferreter
Homosexual Lady
Lezzer
Dyke
Bean Flicker
Lesbo
Furry Cup Supper
Carpet Muncher
Muff Muncher
Clam Lapper
Muff Diver
Male Masturbation
Tug
Wank
Jiggy
Shakey
Pull
Grind
Greasing the Pole
Choking the Turkey
Basking the Bishop
Spanking the Monkey
Polishing your Sword
Fiddling with you Pocket Sized Elvis
Yank the Plank
Spilling the Salt
Paying a Visit to Miss Hand and her 5 Daughters
Knocking One Out
Rub
Female Masturbation
Flick The Bean
Frig
Kitkat Shuffle
Faeces
Shit
Poo
Log
Turd
Dirt
Kack
Plop
Poop
Crap
Muck button
Kids (as in - Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool)
Urine
Piss
Slash
Whizz
Wee
Seamen
Jizz
Cum
Man Milk
Spunk
Gloop
Anyone who can read through that list without giggling is scary!
Many thanks to all contributers:
Paul, Sara, Ninja Rich, Alf, and a special guest appearance from Egypt with 'Greasy, Shit, Pie, Pasty, Scotch Egg, Vincey, Yeti, "What a time...", Salvage, Gay Baiter, &c' Pete.
Have fun,
M
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