'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal

14th December, 2003. 6:13 pm. Me And Famous People

All, except one, of these statements are genuinely all true. Can you spot the red herring?

I have sung live on stage with Beverley Knight.

I asked Bill Roache (Ken Barlow from Coronation Street) where the condensed milk is in the Salford Sainsbury’s ‘cos I mistakenly thought he worked there.

I was on the opening credits of a television show for a whole series.

I have bought George Stancl (Speedway Rider) a bottle of Heineken in a Nightclub.

I told Daniel Johns from Silverchair, when I saw him in Affleck’s Palace, that he should duet with Skin from Skunk Anansie, and his response was: “Who?”

I have Jockey Wilson’s autograph, after getting star struck when I was 10 at an airport.

I have touched Keith Flint from the Prodigy’s sweaty back.

I have been blown out by two stars of Euroboy porn in Poptastic Bar Below.

When I saw Paul Ross at Manchester Piccadilly Station, I deliberately ignored him because he looked like he wanted attention. The same goes for the guy who played Lex Luthor in the New Adventures of Superman (He’s in Mutant X now) in a bar in Los Angeles.

As I walked past John Peel at Glastonbury, I told him that I love him.

Have fun,

M

Current mood:

good.
Current music: Killer by The Crystal Method.

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14th December, 2003. 6:59 pm. Prick Tease

I never meant to be one!

Oh I’m terrible, me! I should be whipped for disgraceful behaviour and shocking hypocrisy! If there’s one type of man I hate, it’s a prick tease. Friday night, I was one myself!

I didn’t mean to be prick tease, but obviously I was. I am a flirt, I don’t deny it, but I would never have considered myself a prick tease. I was flirting with a mate all night, as you do when you’re comfortable with them. Then at the end of the night, he came onto me, and I blew him out.

I didn’t blow him out because he’s ugly, because he’s not. I didn’t blow him out because he’s not a nice guy, because he’s great. BUT, I don’t shag mates. Well, I don’t one night stand with mates. Been there, done that, and it was awkward for months afterwards.

Bah! I am bad, and feel nuff guilty.

Have fun,

M

Current mood:

guilty.
Current music: Tough Guy by The Crystal Method.

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