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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
Here we go again...
This probably isn't even slightly funny to anyone else, but I had great fun doing this and it's still making me giggle like a little boy looking 'cunt' up in the dictionary. As a follow up to our delightful porno film names, Paul and I have been emailing alternative rude song titles, and they're all posted below. The ones with a * are mine. Paul obviously has a lot more skive time on his hands than me. Enjoy...
Cum Me A River - Jason Timberland*
Gay Baby - No Doubt*
I Should Be So Sucky - Kylie Mingeogue*
Like a Murkin - Madonna
Vibrators are a girl's best friend - Marilyn Monroe
What Becomes of the Smoking-Farted (whose bum lips have just parted)' - Rimmy Guffin.
One, Twice, Three Times Bum Gravy - Lionel Itchie (parts)
Ringing in the Rain - Fred Astaire
Mrs Brown You've got a Filthy Daughter by Herman's Herpes
Unpartnered Melody by the Righteous Brother
Porn in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
God Gave Cock and Balls to Yah - Kiss (my ass)
Cuntryhouse - Blur
(Sitting on) the Cock of the Gay - Otis Bedding
Cracks of My Rears - Pokey Throbbinson and the Phallicles
School's Out for Bummers - Alice Cooper
I Knew You Were Felating - Gorge Michael and Uretha Wanklin
Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams and Princess Diana
Bogey Wonderland - Perv, Wind, and Fire
I Know Quim so Well - by the lesbian partnership of Elaine Paige and Barbara 'No' Dickinson
(Japs) Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
All The Things She Bled - Tatu*
The Biological Song - Pooper*
Hey Sticky - Boneme Basil*
Mrs Cockinson - The Lemonheads*
Bum As You Are - Nirvana*
Pound, Pound - the Shittababes*
The Spunkees:
Hey, Hey We're the Spunkees
I'm a Reliever
Gaydream Believer
Last Train to Arseville
Little Bit Wee, Little Bit Poo
UPoo:
New Year's Lay
Sunday Bloody, Sunday (eugh!)
In the Name of Muff
The Bee Gees:
You Quimm again
Saturday Night Beaver
Fadgedy
How Deep Is Your Bum?
The Beatles and solo stuff:
I Want to Hold Your Gland
Love Me Poo
Eleanor Frigby
I Saw Her Standing Bare
Gay-Gripper
Punani Lane
Getting Wetter
Let it Pee
Get Slack
Felch! (I kneed somebody)
C*nt Buy Me Love
We Can Wank it Off
Dear Pudenta
Hey Prude
Back in the USSArse
You've Got to Hide Your Muff Away
Prick-it to Ride
O-Labia Obla da
She's Leaving Homo
Good Lay Bumshine
And Your Turd Can Sing
Peeing for the Benefit of Mr Shite
In My Wife
Norwegian Wood (this cock has grown)
Muff of Kintyre
Frig a Pony
All You Need is Muff
Please Grease Me
Jealous Gay
Pipes of Piss
Gay, Gay, Gay
Drive My Arse
Rolling Stones:
Brown Bugger
Flangie
Quimmee Shelter
(I can't get nob) satisfaction
Paint my crack
Peach Boys:
Hood Vibrations
Murkin' USA
Felch Me Rhonda
Bum, Bum, Bum
Slip John B
Tina Turner:
Simply the Breast
Privates Dancer
What's Love got to do with Clit
We Don't Need Another Hetero
Erasure:
I Love to Fellate You*
(Brown) Star*
Plop*
Bone*
Waiting For The Gay*
Whorus*
Pee of Fools*
Kaqua:
Dr Bones*
Farty Girl*
Have fun,
M
Current mood: Weekend happy!.
Current music: With You by Linkin Park (I saw them in concert last night!).
Stand by for my poor attempt at a running gag that might have been funny the first time, but is now rubbish. Here's comes some more Ninja talk and translation...
I, 7th Kyu Mark Adams BA; Badass Ninja; Official Ninja Secretary; Veteran of the Ninja mission of Exotic and Dangerous Ninjaness recently upgraded my sacred Ninja undergarments of protection from temporary paralysis.
[I recently bought some new knickers.]
I discovered the mostdangerous, vexing and dishonourable chink in my armour after The Grand Master Sensei of Ninja Badassness of the Bujinkan Tendo Shingan Dojo took advantage of my weakness whilst we were performing the sacred and honourable near fighting of preparing for real defending oneself. He delivered a mighty Ninja kick of great precision that temporarily paralysed me and evoked the great war cry of much excrutiating and intolerable pain.
[I bought them after Ninja Rich caught me a cropper in the bollocks when we were sparring. I couldn't move and howled like a hungry prairie dog.]
The sacred Ninja undergarments of protection from temporary paralysis are most unusual and uncomfortable and prevent the sacred Ninja crown jewels from uneccessary and dangerous movement of endangerment. They are most different from my usual undergarments that offer no protection from temporary paralysis.
[They are slips, and they clutch you bollocks to your body, and I find that uncomfortable.]
They are most effective in their job, and help me in my Ninja concentration.
[They seem to mean I get kicked in the balls less, but that could just be psychological.]
Have fun,
M
Current mood: Still Weekend happy.
Current music: One Step Closer by Linkin Park.
The reason I'm not taking it up is that I'm a computer-thicky...
See the Sunday post above this called 'Experiment'? Well I posted that about 15 minutes ago today (on Saturday). The was the experiment: to see if I changed the dates on the blurty login, whether or not it would appear immediately or wait until the time you put. It appeared today, which is not the result I wanted. Gutted. Why am I a) experimenting, b) arsed? Well it's to do with next weekend's Quest meet...
The following bloggers are going.
phee/ Graeme: http://www.monkeys-and-pirates.com
Bowch/ Andrew: http://www.bowch.co.uk/blog.php
Pixie/ Allen: http://www.cosmicmonkey.co.uk/
Fluff/ Jonathan: http://members.tripod.com/bungle_uk/fluffyblog.html
Prince Gaz/ Gareth: http://www.princegaz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/index.htm
Mojo/ Richard: http://www.splog.dsl.pipex.com/blog/
Both phee and Pixie have taken up a challenge to post a blog every day that they are in Blackpool, despite the fact that they don't have net access there. The way they have done it is by pre-writing entries and post-dating them on their blogs to appear at a specific time and day. My experiment was to see if I can participate. I can't. They is ded cleva wiv dis internet fing and I is fick. Bah. So I'm not playing...
Have fun,
M
Current mood:
frustrated.Current music: Roads by Portishead.