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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
For the love of all things sacred... I'm twenty bloody five! How did that happen?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
M
Current mood: Horror Stricken.
Current music: The Death March seems highly appropriate..
So I thought I would too... wouldn't want to be left out or be accused of pooping a party.
Not only have all the other bloggers done it, all the GZW people have too.
Go here:
http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/quote.php
This site will value your soul for you (it's one of those emode clone quiz things).
To be honest, I was actually gutted:
"Your soul is worth £22565. For your peace of mind, 42% of people have a purer soul than you."
I'm positively pure compared to some people! Surely that aint right?
93% is the worst I've seen, and (bless) 13% is the best.
That's all...
have fun,
M
Current mood: Worth £22565.
Current music: One Man Army by Prodigy & Tom Morello.
Yay!
After years (well, months... actually, a couple of weeks) of trying to be funny every time I saw mcphee (http://www.cosmicmonkey.co.uk/mcphee/) so that he'd make me a monkey in 'Monkeys Like Us' (his cartoon strip thing on his blog), I have finally managed it.
However...
I suppose I I brought it upon myself... Sadly, it's almost word for word... I do tend to blither... I wasn't even drunk either.
Have fun,
M
PS:
Dammit - I'm bloody 25.
Current mood: Monkeyish.
Current music: Hey Baby by No Doubt.
Visits from my parents are so stressful...
Not only can I not talk about boyz (my favourite, almost exclusive, topic), I have to 'degay' my flat. 'Degaying' consists of basically hiding anything that might reveal my sexuality from their prying eyes. I get SO paranoid about it! Gah!
Manzone(s) gets sandwiched inbetween books on Pilates and Yoga (no WAY would my parents would look at anything involving exercise), 'Hot and Horny Hung Latvian Guys vol. 88' (and all it's many companions) get's hidden in the bottom of my knickers drawer, the 'Free Gay Man's Safe Sex Kit'(s) gets removed from my bedside table and hid in the bathroom cabinet, the Oscar Wilde quotes and picture 'No Fags' picture get taken down, and my inevitably naked bloke PC wallpaper is replaced with something less naked Michael Pitt. The flat then just looks geeky, not gay.
(VERY rushed) I did that this morning, and was confident that no trace of gayness (other than me) was in the flat. I also had to... um... clean up after someone, shall we say (condoms really don't flush down the toilet you know!). But as I say: I was confident that no trace of gayness (other than me) was in the flat.
So my parents arrive, hug, "Missed you", cup of tea, etc, etc...
Dad: "What do you want to do son?"
Me: "Feh."
Mum: "I know! I'll look on the internet, I know how to use the internet now... Do you have a guide to Manchester in your favourites?"
Mum then proceeds to sit and go to click my favourites. My favourites include the following.
Literotica - The online resource for gay fiction
Gaydar - What you want, when you want it
Mark A's blurty
Gaydar User's Page - kingghidorah123
(amongst others)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Thankfully my wrong (left) handedness saved me, and she missed the right click on my mouse on the left hand side of my keyboard! I managed to stop her and to desperately say:
Me: "Um... er... it doesn't - let me do it!"
I then proceeded to remove her with autoritah (IE: Bloody well cover the mouse so she couldn't click my favourites and not move so that she did). We then looked at stuff to do in Manc... Fuck me! Can you say close call?!?!?!
Have fun,
M
Current mood: Closeted (is that a word?).
Current music: Die Another Day by Madonna.
The following is a list of what I currently am:
feeling mushy
feeling happy
grinning inanely
pining
feeling tummy butterflies
listening to 'Love Walked In' by Thunder
contemplating masturbation
I am so predictable that I make Wolves look likely to win a game...
It's all about a boy (who I have just discovered is as interested in me as I am in him).
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Have fun,
M
Current mood: All the above.
Current music: Love Walked In by Thunder.