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'My Corduroyed Life' - Mark A's Journal
Bloody hell!
I have the most annoying alarm clock in the world (ask anyone who's crashed at mine: I really, really do). It shouts out the time in a really tinny electronic voice and then makes a 'cockrel' noise (in reality this noise is the most foul, grating thing you'll ever hear). I hate it. However, even I cannot sleep through it's racket (and I'm the guy who slept through all but one of the Manchester earthquakes). As usual it went off this morning and I hit the snooze button a couple of times.
Then it stated that it was 8:45am, and I thought "Shit, shit, shit! I've got ten minutes before I have to be out!" So I bolted out of bed, chucked on a shirt and... noticed it was actually 7:45am. I'd misheard the bloody thing in my sleep haze. Dammit!
So now I am here with breakfast (!?!?!? - I never have breakfast!), and time on my hands. I've already checked my email and done my Project Rockstar (DON'T get me started on fucking Project Rockstar!). I think I'm actually gonna go into work earlier than 9:15 today: a feat I have only managed once in the last month. Yay! Flexitime.
Apologies... that was a bollocks blog, but I just wanted to blog at 7:20am just because I could.
Have fun,
M
Current mood: Alarmingly Awake (geddit?!).
Current music: Loretta Young Silks by The Sneaker Pimps.
Oh dear...
I'm amused. All bar one of my fellow bloggers (Prince Gaz who obviously has a bit more class than the rest of us) have responded to the post I did called The Five That You Would. However, only phee actually 'got it'. I obviously didn't explain myself very well, and Pixie, Fluff and Bowch have gone ahead and named *girlies* that they would...
Gentlemen, if you hadn't noticed, I'm homosexual. I named girls. The point of the exercise was to name five of the sex you 'don't do' that you'd 'do'. So you (in your hetrosexuality) should name boys. [rolls eyes]
But seeing as you've all named girlies, I'll name five guys I'm particularly 'grrrr' about:
1) Michael Pitt
2) Seth Green
3) Orlando Bloom
4) Guy Pierce
5) Hayden Christiansen
And a whole hell of a lot more...
Oh and phee: you're a git! Stop calling me 'Wrong Mark'. You're not big, and you're not clever. To those of you not in the know (that would be everyone other than phee then), my brother David found it hilarious to call me 'wrong sexual'. So very funny [scowl] (the annoying part about it is that I do actually find it funny, dammit!). Upon meeting mcphee, he informed him of said amusing thing, and phee decided that he'd call me 'Wrong Mark'. Damn breeders... [grin]
Have fun,
M
PS:
The aforementioned bloggers are...
mcphee: http://www.monkeys-and-pirates.com/blogger.php
Bowch: http://www.bowch.co.uk/blog.php
Pixie: http://www.cosmicmonkey.co.uk/
Fluff: http://members.tripod.com/bungle_uk/fluffyblog.html
Prince Gaz: http://www.princegaz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/index.htm
Current mood:
amused.Current music: Givin' Up by The Darkness.