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Saturday, October 16th, 2004

Subject:Lessons from Ron White
Time:10:58 pm.
Mood: cold.
Music:Jane's Addiction.
Well, besides the two drunk rednecks that interrupted the show, I loved Ron White:) Here's a few tidbits of wisdom:

1. Mouth hugs taste better when they're chocolate.

2. Tater Salad gets REALLY ticked off at people that look like they just rolled off the John Deere.

3. You have his title confused. He's Get-R-Drunk.

4. A squirrel can look like a python if you take his clothes off.

5. It doesn't matter which wife you got, the jokes work for both.
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