Hey,  abelladonna? Remember how the Pizza Hut in Michigan was on crack and you got our pizza free. You've taught me well and I've used this knowledge today:) So, I wasn't planning on it happening like this, but it sorta did. Me and my coworker call the local Pizza Hut at about...11:45AM to get two pizzas delivered to us. Guy on the phone says 45 minutes (which would make it 12:30PM). Cool, works for me. Except, this is the same Pizza Hut that I've called multiple times because I used to live right beside it and numerous times I have been told to "call back in thirty minutes, we're busy doing something now." Uh huh. Maybe...smoking a joint? OK! So, today, it's 12:30PM and the driver calls. She can't find our building. She can find the McDonald's (which is on the right of us) and the Jiffy Lube (which is on the left of us), but not us. Fine, directions are given. 12:40PM, another call. She can't find us, seriously doesn't know where she's at. Directions are given AGAIN (explicit visual clues like "See the big sign? That's us!") Another call comes at 12:50PM. She's about ready to just give up because it's "too hard." Directions are given AGAIN. 1PM and no pizza yet. So, I call the Pizza Hut myself. And I tell the manager that we're still waiting for our pizza. He is very apologetic, can't believe she's not there yet, gives us the pizza free, tells me that their usual driver has gone back to school (I've had no problems with the regular driver, I actually liked him alot...he was funny:), and proceeds to tell me that "yeah, she's just not gonna work out. Yeah, she's not gonna be around any longer." Well, then, sorry to see her go and sorry that I sorta got her fired, but free cold pizza!
And maybe the pizza really did have crack in it because I come home and go through the oddest reading selections, conversations, cooking actions, and general writing endeavours that I've ever had. In the course of 3 hours I:
Realized that 12PM and 12AM are really not the same time, so I completely missed bidding on the SH zine auction. Sigh, oh well. The only thing I was thinking of getting was the AU zine and I can read someone else's anyway (maybe)
Read Spock/McCoy slash....ALOT of Spock/McCoy slash....pretty much every fic ever written of Spock/McCoy (yes, even the MPREGs)
Had a conversation on the SH list about MPREG, Kerry/Edwards slash, Starsky's cock shots (yeah, that's not unusual), and pretty much drew to a close the previously heated topic last night of Bert and Ernie tendencies which led to the Invisible Man overview.
Tried to make cake batter so I could eat it (not kidding you), but couldn't because I have no cooking oil and didn't feel like going grocery shopping yet, so I decided to make chocolate chip cookies instead. While doing that, I spilled my entire glass of Mountain Dew all over the cabinet and possibly down between the stove and cabinet. I wiped everything down, but there will be mopping tomorrow...along with much more cleaning.
Tomorrow I'm planning on going to a pig pickin' and there will be much partying. Hopefully my afternoon nap will allow me to wake up in time to actually make it to the party in a reasonable amount of time.
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bouncy.