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[28 Aug 2003|07:35pm] |
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We've been scheming.
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( Bauer)
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[18 Aug 2003|08:01pm] |
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Damn, I almost, like, died there. My computer was down for a while. [Plus, school, people, hello!] I got a 24 hour update notice, but my user info page still says I'm a member.
::claps::
Because what would David James do about Catherine Bell were I not here egging him on?
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(1 Jack Bauer)
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[18 Aug 2003|07:58pm] |
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Damn, I almost, like, died there. My computer was down for a while. [Plus, school, people, hello!] I got a 24 hour update notice, but my user info page still says I'm a member.
::claps::
Because what would David James do about Catherine Bell were I not here egging him on?
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( Bauer)
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[09 Aug 2003|11:21pm] |
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Okay, be warned, you should never watch your own show/movie/whatever, because you will only embarrass yourself, whether or not people are around you. I watched an episode of 24 from the first season DVD - it scared me. I looked so weird through the whole season anyway - and that Jack Bauer is so unbelieveable, literally. One second he's accused of trying to assassinate the first African Amercian with a real chance at being President - the next, he's praised for actually saving his life. It's total bullcrap.
And The Three Musketeers? Come on now. What was with my hair?
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(3 Jack Bauer)
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[04 Aug 2003|11:37am] |
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Wow, you guys, I am sorry! I did not die!
Umm... I was on a vacation of sorts. Out to the 'big city'... Which is everywhere compared to where I live.
Just a word of advice...
Don't go to St. Louis. It is a damn scary town. I mean, you're allowed to go for baseball games and stuff, but if just for a vacation... don't. No one will understand you. Every other person there... does not speak English. It will scare the pants off of you.
So don't go. Everyone should keep on wearing their pants.
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[29 Jul 2003|12:04am] |
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I found a site that I think everyone should visit... HERE This is the official site of the Presidential Prayer Team. It's free to join, and it for a good cause. You're not obligated to give them money, but of all thier members, only 2% have ever donated. On this site, you can adopt a service member to pray for. (That's what I did. I got a Navy man named George.) I suggest you all go at least visit it. They really do need donations.
Check out my other show. It's on National Geographic every Wednesday at 9/8 central. Remember my spaz way back when about Ebola? This show sort of talks about that sort of thing - doctors in the field. Check it out.
I should become a sponsor for all this stuff. I just may.
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(1 Jack Bauer)
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[23 Jul 2003|12:49am] |
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I just realized I am some lonely crap. All I have is my poor sick dog. Dear god, give me a life. I could post in brutality, but frankly, the idea of that place kinda scares me.
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(2 Jack Bauer)
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[18 Jul 2003|10:13pm] |
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My poor dog goes through more crap than any person I know. I went for a walk today, and since I live out in the boondocks, there was nothing but grass and trees and sticks and stuff. Haggard followed me out, and the unfortunate guy came back covered in cockleburrs. I spent all afternoon combing and pulling and cutting some of them out. And, while I was ridding him of them, I found ticks on him. That poor, sad soul, I love him to death.
I guess it's time to mow the grass.
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(1 Jack Bauer)
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[11 Jul 2003|06:59pm] |
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I saw LXG today (and in case you have no idea what that means, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen). It was pretty good, but I didn't get a whole lot of it - I went with someone else and we talked the whole way through. But I liked the general idea of it. All the characters were interesting and had their own little quirks. I don't know anything about the comics the movie came from, but they did a good job with the storyline and special effects and stuff - especially Skinner's. All in all, it was good.
Why is it LXG? Shouldn't it be LEG? I guess they didn't like leg.
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(3 Jack Bauer)
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[06 Jul 2003|07:05pm] |
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Hooray for me! ::claps:: I finally finished Harry Potter.
In my opinion, the fourth one was better. The end of the fifth one wasn't as creepy as IV, but all in all much more depressing.
::shrugs:: That's my two cents. I didn't have three.
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[03 Jul 2003|12:10am] |
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Has anyone ever seen the show "I'm With Busey?" Is Gary Busey here? Dumb question I guess.
Anyway, this show is hilARious. They set it up to exploit Busey's insanity. The one I saw Tuesday was about fear. This guy that follows Busey around, Adam (who think's he's famous), told Gary about one of his dreams. He said "I was in a plane and it crashed into a bridge. I died. What do you think?" Busey replied with, the plane is your life and you are in it. It wasn't death, it was rebirth, and the bridge symbolizes a connection between two parts of your life. That actually makes a lot of sense, don't you think? Adam was like, whatever, Gary, you're insane, but I think he makes sense. (That coming from me, like I'm not crazy.)
So through the whole show, Busey tried to rid Adam of his fear of dying. They played chicken on bikes (Gary won), engaged in a knife fight, Gary wanted to headbutt Adam, Gary said he would freeze himself for three weeks, and they participated in a demolition derby. At the end of the show, Adam said that he didn't get rid of his fear, but in reality, his fear actually doubled. An accomplishment.
Adam is far too closed-minded. Busey actually makes a lot of sense, but Adam doesn't listen to him. (He does kind of have a reputaion, doesn't he?)
Just watch the show.
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(2 Jack Bauer)
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[27 Jun 2003|01:25pm] |
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HOLY CRAP! I DIDN'T KNOW!
Does anyone besides David James read Catherine Bell's journal? (They're so gay for each other, I swear) I have been called a hott man by her! Wow! Do I feel special or what? She was freaking out about the wireless commercial that I voice-over. Freaking out becuase I'm not seen in it. She says "just some ugly people that we don't know instead of that hott man Kiefer"... Or... something like that. But check it out! Her journal is jagcostar, for those of you not named David James Elliott. (His journal is jagstar - SEE! Mathching journal names! They are soooooo gay for each other!)
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(2 Jack Bauer)
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[23 Jun 2003|12:55pm] |
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Does anyone read Harry Potter?
I got the fifth book Saturday morning. I started reading it at six o'clock, and I read until 2 in the morning. And I didn't even past page 200. I am such a slow reader. I get distracted by the words on the next page, so I read the right hand page before the left.
Book five so far is good, but it's not really gone anywhere yet. Nothing too terribly new has happened. The author has added in new trinkets, new characters, and old favorites, but the plotline is still the same.
But I'm still on chapter 14 of 38. So I can't say anything.
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(3 Jack Bauer)
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[18 Jun 2003|11:02am] |
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About my Ebola outbreak earlier...
I subscribe to this magazine called Discover. It's about stuff like science, technology, and medicine. I know that doesn't interest any of you younguns, but I'm talking, so listen! In the June issue, there was an article about an American doctor who was sent to Africa to teach the resident doctors. But she (I think it was a she) ended up learning more from them. The diseases in Africa are so different than America's that wahtever she taught them would do no good because of where they are. Her first day on the job, a resident doctor came in to request a day off. He said, "I'm aching all over, I've got a fever, I'm nauseated."
The American doctor replied, "It sounds like the flu."
But he said, "No, it's just my malaria acting up again."
And if you know anything about diseases, you know that malaria is a serious, sometimes fatal, disease caused by a parasite. It can be treated by prescriptions, but in Africa, of course, most people can't afford a drug.
But anyway, this article was just so sad. And it all really happened to someone. It'll tear you apart.
If you'd like to read it, go here http://www.discover.com/recent_issue/index.html and scroll down to the bottom, to the June issue. Pick on "Too Close to Ebola." It's a bit graphic all the way through, but I suggest you read it.
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[16 Jun 2003|11:35am] |
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Hey, I'm guessing I have to update, so here goes...
::hears hum of the TV:: "In this daily update, more news on that Ebola breakout, sometime in the next hour..."
AHH! EBOLA???!!! TELL ME NOW! WHERE IS IT?! WHAT IF IT'S WHERE I AM?? I GOTTA KNOW!!!
::comes back later:: "Heath officials say that the newest breakout of the Ebola epidemic in eastern Africa..."
Oh...
[That's not what I heard, but it's prob'ly going on somewhere on that continent...]
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[07 Jun 2003|08:52pm] |
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My poor little dog got sick today. I was out riding my horse, and he was following me. Then he stopped, which is strange. He would never stop if I was still going. And - sorry for the graphicness - he threw up. But I think it was just something he ate. He seemed to feel much better after that, and he hasn't thrown up again. So I think he'll be fine.
In case you are wondering, my dog is an Australian Shepherd. He's small, like a border collie size. He's a red merle - and if you're wondering what color that is exactly, visit http://www.australianshepherds.org/tedipup.html. And he is the cutest dog you'll find.... On my ranch.... Cause there's only one.............
But anyway, his name is Haggard. And if you get the pun, please alert me because I'd like to know that I'm not the only person on Earth that listens to... (Wait, I'm not gonna give you any clues!) This specific genre...
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[04 Jun 2003|11:43am] |
I haven't been online in forever. Now, alluva sudden, I have *8* comments! Wow, it's like, people know me, and stuff.
Okay, it's been bugging me all weekend, so I'm gonna put up all the lyrics of "Celebrity." Just take the time to read them all, and you will be thoroughly entertained. (Try not to realize that the chorus I posted a bit earlier was a bit off.)
Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent - well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows
Can't Wait to date a supermodel,
Can't Wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When Things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up!
Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on t.v.
Being a Celebrity
...Yeah Celebrity!
...uh-huh
"Where's my coffee?"
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V)"(V
(_O_) It's a dog!
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[29 May 2003|11:46am] |
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I heard a song today by Brad Paisley (country guy, so you've probably never heard of him), but the lyrics were so funny.
"Cause when you're a celebrity
"It's adios reality
"You can act just like a fool
"And people think you're cool
"Just cause you're on TV
"I could throw a major fit
"If my latte isn't just how I like it
"They'll say I've gone insane
"I'll blame it on the fame
"And say it's just so tough
"Being a celebrity"
Only so true, right?
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(1 Jack Bauer)
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[28 May 2003|03:23pm] |
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Hi, I'm Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland. I've been in a *few* things... Like Phone Booth, The Three Musketeers, Young Guns, Stand By Me... Right now, I play Jack Bauer on FOX's 24. I have as many guitars as my age - guess. NOT 46, alright!!! Much less, 36, actually. Uluru....... That's a rock. I'll bet your friends don't have a rock this big. (Yes, I am a Buffy fan.)
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