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[09 Jul 2003|10:29pm] |
latest news. I will be Becky's fat friend. Instead of the freshman 15, I'll get the freshman 450 (15 times 30) so I'll weigh 570 pounds. Therefore I'll go shopping with her and when something is too big she'll say "Here Keeb! Try this on! Oh wait! YOU CAN'T!! YOU'RE TOO FAT!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!" And everyone shall be merry.
Also I leave for Springfield in two days!:) I'm excited...well..i guess it's really in one day. 5 Friday morning? yeah...that's one day.
I've got a joke for you!! :D Papa tomato Mama tomato and Baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato is trying as hard as he can to keep up, but he can't. So Papa tomato turns around, walks back to Baby tomato, steps on him and says "Catch up!"
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