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Sunday, July 30th, 2006

    Time Event
    12:36p
    I just got back from the Hamptons. It was completely awful, my dad's friends hit on me, I have a sunburn, which could turn into a tan, and I look goddamn awful with a tan. I also got a ton of mosquito bites, i don't wear underwear so i've got a musquito bite on my fucking cunt right now.
    I hate my fucking life. I have work in like 30 minutes.
    I hope I got damn fucking die.

    Current Mood: contemplative
    12:55p
    How did I manage to become number 7 being away all week?
    Phantodrac: Hey
    DrugsAndDrappery: hey baby
    DrugsAndDrappery: hows it going
    Phantodrac: its going okay
    Phantodrac: you?
    DrugsAndDrappery: i have a misquito bite
    DrugsAndDrappery: guess where it is
    Phantodrac: eyeball?
    DrugsAndDrappery: hahahha
    DrugsAndDrappery: better
    Phantodrac: sighhhh....clitoris?
    DrugsAndDrappery: that general area
    DrugsAndDrappery: and i have work in 7 minutes
    Phantodrac: ick
    DrugsAndDrappery: i know
    DrugsAndDrappery: i am contemplating calling in sick
    DrugsAndDrappery: if they ask whats wrong
    DrugsAndDrappery: i'll just tell them i have a misquito bite on my cunt
    Phantodrac: haha]
    DrugsAndDrappery: i mean
    DrugsAndDrappery: they can't really say anything about that
    Phantodrac: you should scratch in front of the customers
    DrugsAndDrappery: i probubly will
    6:34p
    Fs8989: I have been around tractors and animals since we moved here and pretty skilled on machinery. I used to work every summer and any free time on the farm but now I work at Turkey Dairy. If you know what that is, we make drinks, milk, and ice cream. I say if you know what Turkey Hill is because I have no idea how far we stretch out of this area. I work in the lab as a technician where I approve drinks for bottling most of the time which means I taste test it and then also run the sugar on the brix machine. I also plate the drinks after they have been bottled for for ecoli and taste them once again. Bascially I am a taste tester which is the best job I have ever had. It also helps to get free drinks and ice cream when I want it. Ice cream tastes so different fresh off teh ice cream line. Its amazing.
    Fs8989: Like I said I live on a farm we have 5 dogs, numerous cats, 4 horses, 6 cows, and 500,000 chickens. Yeah that is right 500,000 chickens. Our chickens lay eggs so we dont kill them for food. Actually I take them back once we are done with a flock they go to campbells to become chicken noodle soup
    DrugsAndDrappery: okay
    DrugsAndDrappery: here is what you say
    DrugsAndDrappery: tell him you work with peta
    DrugsAndDrappery: and that you do not agree with chickens being kept for eggs either
    Fs8989: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
    Fs8989: Katie seriously what the fuck did they put me with
    DrugsAndDrappery: frank
    DrugsAndDrappery: tell him that you are with peta
    Fs8989: he may get insulted
    DrugsAndDrappery: thats the fucking idea
    DrugsAndDrappery: get him so nervous that he begs for a change
    Fs8989: hahaahaha
    Fs8989: i was going to ask him if he could make me omlettes
    6:34p
    I am watching Dr. Phibe's Rises Again. This movie is soooo good. It's the wierdest fucking thing I've ever seen.

    Fucking....crazy as hell.
    7:55p
    OMG THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
    THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

    There is a hot woman who helps him while he kills everyone/plays his plexiglass pipe organ.
    At the end when everyone is dead, he is rowing down a river while "over the rainbow" is playing.
    PURE FUCKING GENIUS
    10:04p
    Fs8989: if he likes the today show
    Fs8989: we were meant to be
    DrugsAndDrappery: hahahhahaha
    DrugsAndDrappery: farmers don't watch the today show
    DrugsAndDrappery: they are driving chickens to get turned into soup
    Fs8989: HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Fs8989: seriously
    Fs8989: WHY THE FUCK DID HE TELL ME THAT
    DrugsAndDrappery: i dont know
    Fs8989: I mean
    Fs8989: that is not something u start off with
    DrugsAndDrappery: usually people want to make a good impression
    Fs8989: thats like me saying hi I'm psychotic and have breakdowns during term papers
    Fs8989: dam I also forgot to ask what religion he practices
    DrugsAndDrappery: Hey, my name is katie castellana and I have been up all night getting high and masterbating and i figured i might as well email my new roomate
    Fs8989: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
    DrugsAndDrappery: P.s. I have a bipolar disorder
    DrugsAndDrappery: but as long as the meds keep working things shouldn't get too violent (fingers crossed)
    Fs8989: HAHAHAHAAHA

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