| 3:17p |
Okay, get this after I woke up and took a shower with those guys downstairs they start knocking on my door asking me what they want me to do. Nevermind they interupted me while I was masterbating, but how the fuck am I suposed to know what my mother wants 6 mexicans doing in the kitchen. I called her and yelled at her. That was probubly the most eventful thing that happened all day. |
| 9:50p |
I am watching the True Hollywood Story of Angelia Jolie
Alright I am going to go on my rant about how I hate her so so much.
Angelia Jolie doesn't know it, but we're arch enemies. Nobody else seems to notice, but she's awful and it is my lives mission to make people realise that.
The first thing is something that I have been accused of several times, and that is jeliousy of Angelia. Yes I am, but that isn't the point. Every woman is jelious of Angelina Jolie. That tends to happen when she is better than you at everything. No I mean it. Everything. She's obviously hotter that everyone. She's having better sex than everyone. She's fucking married to Brad Pitt. She's won Oscars and Golden Globes, so obviously she is more sucessful that you will ever be. She adopts orphans so she is obviously nicer than you. She is an ambasassador so she is obviously more concerned about the earth than you. She's out of her mind so she is better at being fun than you. It's come to the point where it's like "Alright Angelina I get it."
But then you look at it and you realise she is the most annoying person on the face of the Earth. She has made one good movie. Girl Interupted. How on Earth has she fooled everyone into thinking she can act?
And then you've got that whole "I'm so crazy! I want a wall made of velcrow!!!" Oh shut the fuck up Angelina, you're not that crazy, you're just stupid."
And the crazy sex thing? Billy Bob says that having sex with Angelina is like having sex with a couch.
Also it pisses me off with how she's adopting babbies like they are puppies.
And then she breaks up Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. Poor fucking Jennifer. If I was Jennifer Anniston, I would beat the shit out of Angelina like the little bitch she is.
I am sure there is something I haven't thought of, oh well |