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Sunday, July 16th, 2006
| Time | Event |
| 1:07a | OMG BACK UP TO NUMBER 7 SCORE! rugsAndDrappery: nobody will be satisfied untill i have a breakdown in oldnavy A Divine Unicorn: haha you shuold just fake one and freak out. DrugsAndDrappery: i need money for college A Divine Unicorn: i need money. A Divine Unicorn: i only have like 200 :-( DrugsAndDrappery: we should become whores DrugsAndDrappery: seriously A Divine Unicorn: dude. A Divine Unicorn: we'd be so rich... and infected :-\ DrugsAndDrappery: nah DrugsAndDrappery: i'd use condoms DrugsAndDrappery: i run the changing rooms at old navy A Divine Unicorn: those break sometimes... DrugsAndDrappery: i'll turn it into the classiest whorehouse in town A Divine Unicorn: omg A Divine Unicorn: hahhaha A Divine Unicorn: i run the fridge and freezer at work. it could be a coooool man-whorehouse DrugsAndDrappery: "you're making me so hot.....i know somewhere we can cool down....if you've got the cash" A Divine Unicorn: hahahaha dude!!! A Divine Unicorn: and tottally just give them a hand job or something. DrugsAndDrappery: theres no money in handjobs DrugsAndDrappery: you can give yourself a handjobs A Divine Unicorn: oh. you OBVIOUSLY don't know my hand jobs! DrugsAndDrappery: obviously not DrugsAndDrappery: at the end you just say something like..."and now you are carrying my child" DrugsAndDrappery: and they'll be like "but i'm a man" DrugsAndDrappery: and you A Divine Unicorn: muhahah DrugsAndDrappery: 'll be like..."wheres my money?" A Divine Unicorn: haha A Divine Unicorn: "we'll call it early child-support." DrugsAndDrappery: omg DrugsAndDrappery: urs can be a handjob/spermbank A Divine Unicorn: hahaha DrugsAndDrappery: you're already in the freezer! DrugsAndDrappery: it would probubly be harder to keep that a secret though... A Divine Unicorn: hah A Divine Unicorn: a 20 person line going out the warehouse A Divine Unicorn: so UNsuspicous DrugsAndDrappery: actually DrugsAndDrappery: when i used to work at starbucks DrugsAndDrappery: there were a man turning tricks in the bathroom |
| 1:19a | You were probubly wondering why I didn't update all day today. Well I woke up and took my brother to see Pirates of the Caribean....you know how I love that Johnny Deep....DREAMY...hahahaa. Then I went to work and thats when everything when to shit. I didn't feel very well yesterday, but I got SICK. Like my stomach hurt so much, and the bile kept on comming into my mouth. By 9:30 I had thrown up once and was just so gross, clammy and shaky. I had to go home. Everyone thought I was making it up. My dad yelled at me saying I was going to get fired. Halfway though this I got up went to the bathroom and threw up more than I realised was humanly possible. I proceeded to sleep untill my mom came into my room at 1AM and wake me up to ask if I am "okay".I told her no but that I was awake. I was having a really nice dream too.. I have work in 7.5 hours. I dont want to go |
| 8:25a | I want you to want me Well last night was pretty uneventful. I created the facebook group "people who hate their summer jobs so much that they are seriously considering prostitution" I have to go to work in a little bit. I am just going to die. I really believe I might. |
| 8:29a | Frank come meet me at Panera at 12 |
| 8:31a | Dude, they are making a Smurfs movie! |
| 8:37a | DONT MAKE ME GO TO WORK |
| 3:30p | Do you stay home on Wednesday nights just to watch Project Runway? Do you hate that bitch Nina Garcia? Do you love that bitch Nina Garcia? Do you wish you could apply makeup as well as Austin Scarlett? Have you gone to Red Lobster just to say "What happened to Andrae?" Does Heidi Klum kind of piss you off? Do you live for a motherfucking walk-off? Do you wish you could be the Merlin of Russia? Already have your Season 3 favorites? Does Malan already creep you the fuck out? Have you accepted Tim Gunn as your personal Lord and Savior? Me too. |
| 3:30p | I made it threw work with out vomiting. That beats yesterday! |
| 5:09p | I've got a fever, and how about this time, when you're writing that perscription, instead of cowbell you get me some fucking oxycontin. |
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