Monday, July 3rd, 2006

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4:05p	I am a goat in a moat with a boat.......... Anyway right now I am still in Virginia. I woke up around 10, got showered and dressed and went to have lunch with my dear Aunt Cindy, then I went to work with her for a little while. I just sat there looking pretty and reading, saying hello to people. Being the fabulous personable child of love that I always am. Then I went to target with her where we picked up a food processor. We are having a 4th of July party tomorrow and I am making some more of those mock mashed potato things that I love so much. I also picked up another dress that makes me look pregnant. This one barely fits over my boobs. It's pretty hysterical. I also got a dress but at this point I am not quite so sure that I like it. Then we went to costco and bought a shitload of food and I bought some fireworks, retail price 500$, costco price 49.95. AWESOME. I am going to burn this mother fucking house down bitch! It is so hot here it's making me tired as hell. Tonight I am going to a party at some friend of my grandmother's. God know what the hell that is going to be like. I guess we will see. Current Mood: crappy Current Music: Dead Kennedys (Comment on this)
10:22p	"The guy said that it looked like I was gaining weight, and I said yeah Ive been drinking milk"Tyler Before I start this I have to say that I am very tired because I already took the meds including the new ones whicvhh I have to say I do not love. They are just like the old ones. THey dont help me sleep they just make me tired. Okay so I went to that party thing and it was all of these Southern housewife annoying types. Jesus christ. I went out and bought some fireworks set those off, watched some fireworks from this womans house, and then I ate my first carb food in over a month and a half. I feel terrible about it but it was so good. Grandma Beaver's Famous Romance Bars. Oh dear god they are so good. I mean they are seriously famous, she has to bring them to any party she goes to. Oh well. One bar can't do that much damange can it? Sigh. Anyway tomorrow I get picked up from Grandmas house at 10, and then I go to the supermarket with aunt cindy, and then somewhere else and then we start cooking for the party tomorrow. It's a shame clammyhands and the other one are going or I wouldn't be not looking foward to that quite so much Current Mood: crazy Current Music: i dont know I am tired (Comment on this)
11:01p	You are guilty of being "that girl" if you can answer yes to any (or all) of the following: 1. You have woken up with absolutely no idea where your purse, keys, or cell phone are...and possibly your clothes as well 2. You have ever believed that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling wildly while yelling WHOO HOO is truly the most original and sexy dance move ever 3. You have ever randomly decided to kick someone's ass...and honestly believed you could do it...possibly even throwing in a "bitch, i ain't playing"... 4. You ever looked in the mirror during one of your multiple trips to the bathroom and realized you now look more like a homeless person/hooker than the gorgeous goddess you did several hours earlier (dark circles under your bloodshot eyes, disheveled hair with a halo of frizz framing you greasy/flushed face, mascara that will not seem to stay on your eyelashes, lipstick that has long since dried...etc.), and then you try to fix your face and restore it to its original and proper appearance, but you can't make a straight line with the eyeliner and your hair will not lie back down. 5. You have ever dropped your 2:00 am hamburger/taco/pizza/sub, etc. (which you ordered regardless of whether there was actually any motivating hunger) on the floor and, without the least bit of reserve picked it up again and continued eating it 6. You have ever cried and told everyone that you lovvveeee them sooooooo much. 7. You have ever looked at the clock and realized that you have less than 3 hours before work or your first class 8. You have ever had a deep conversation with the geek sitting next to you in which you decided that you would change your attitude on life and vowed to hang out with him...what was his name again? 9. You have ever flirted with someone more than 15 years older than you...even if it was only to get a drink 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance has become strangely overwhelming. 11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you keep them half closed and convince yourself that you look exotically sexy. 12. You've ever suddenly taken up smoking and worked really hard at looking like you are a natural smoker 13. You yell at the bartender who (you think) is cheating you by giving you only your mixer when really you just can no longer taste the vodka 14. You thought you fell asleep in your bed only to wake up on the kitchen floor...or even in the hallway 15. You can be heard from across the room and you start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY OR ANYTHING, but..." 16. You fail to notice the toilet seat is up while peeing 17. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling moves 18. You're so tired you just sit down wherever..whether it be the middle of the row, the floor, etc. and take a quick nap 19. You begin leaving the top button open on the fly of pants because not only has it gotten too hard to undo but the time between bathroom trips has become so incredibly brief that it really doesn't make sense to expend the energy of buttoning them again...and it saves time away from your drink 20. You take off your shoes because it is really their fault that you are having problems walking 21. You have danced on stage with a band...with or without molesting the singer/drummer/guitarist 22. You have ever woken up to the sight of an unknown poster of Scarface wondering strangely how it got on your wall...only to realize by the person next to you that you are not in your room 23. You have ever woken up with strange bruises that you may or may not have inflicted upon yourself 24. You have ever attempted to utilize an imaginary object...whether it be "the ball," an imaginary dance partner, or even just a chair that you swore you saw there 25. You have ever gone through your entire phone book calling everyone you can possibly find...including your mother and all your ex-boyfriends 26. No matter what anyone says you are convinced that you are not too drunk...and you use your best self control to attempt to lessen the slurring of your words all the while knowing that you sound absolutely ridiculous...and you become immensely offended if anyone even slightly implies that you are being "that girl"...only to wake up the next morning with the full knowledge that last night, without a doubt, you were "that girl". (Comment on this)
11:08p	"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.' Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on 'And how do you know that you're mad?' 'To begin with,' said the Cat, 'a dog's not mad. You grant that?' 'I suppose so,' said Alice. 'Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'" (Comment on this)

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