Saturday, February 4th, 2006

Time	Event
2:57p	No man, it's easy as hell to be King Kong. HE'S A FUCKING PIMP! Welll today I went to go get my hair done, and I was hungover with a mother fucking bitch. So, Joey, my hairdresser who looks like Vin Diesel, he was like "What do you want to do" And I didn't carre, so I was like do whatever you want" So he cut off about 5 inches, gave me highlights, layers, and framed it whatever that means. I think it's alright I guess. I am not too crazy about the highlights, I think they are kind of tacky, but my hair desperately needed to be lighter. I like this, I dont know I think I liveit. (Comment on this)
4:28p	Pure Poetry I Feel Better Than James Brown When we were in love I preteneded that you didn't exist That way, I loved you more. You suggested that we get married and move into a house. I suggested that we jump overboard and live in the lost city of Atlantis Where mermaids sing And dolphins in tuxedos serve you breakfast One year later I was transfered to the moon Worse pay, better hours. One year later I was transfered to the moon Worse pay, better fellow workers. I was attending Mardi Gras with Fedel Castro Boxom crossdressers threw fake gold coins at our feet as we discussed the fate of the revolution Suddenly, CIA men in bikinnis tried to stab us with fountain pens Fidel blew mustard gas out of his cigar and immoblized the situation 19 tequillas later we had a deal Havanna goes back to the mob and Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shopas. An't life sweet I feel better than James Brown I feel better now how do you feel? Current Mood: mischievous Current Music: Was (now was) (9 Comments | Comment on this)

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