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Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
| Time | Event |
| 11:08a | Music is like porn, if you can't find what you're looking for you make your own. My life is so god damn sad. I better get high today before I realise the full extent of how pathedic I am. Yesterday I hurt my neck...while masterbating. Don't ask me how the fuck I did it, but I did. And I cannot turn my head. God what an awful story. I should have hurt my neck from having sex with several strapping young men in a sex swing! GODDAMN! And today, well there has been a bee in my room since yesterday morning I am too scared to get rid of it, so I named him Robert. Oh god I am realising how pathedic I am. Not good. Not good. Current Mood:  embarrassedCurrent Music: Fred |
| 12:38p | Well I checked the house, mom definately brought the spermicide with her. Nice My neckhurts |
| 2:16p | Dont mess with robert My dad just tried to kill Robert, my new pet bee, and it stung him. Hahaha. Oh shit. I had to go upstairs because I've been laughing rerally hard. Oh rest in peache robert |
| 9:00p | Desperate Housewives! This just gets better and better. |
| 9:54p | No matter what happens? Why can't that make me happy? What am I looking for? |
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