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Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
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4:10p - Rack
I was ill all weekend with a chest infection (again!). I'm talking literally flat out on the sofa, not good for anything, mucus in lungs and a stupid annoying weak little cough. I've only got back to work today and a can of Diet Coke Vanilla is the only thing keeping me awake because I haven't slept very well for the last four nights. Let us not discuss the fact that the caffeine I've consumed will not help me this evening.
Oy.
An hour and a half ago I went to the toilet and while I was walking my left boob felt funny. It felt like I was walking around without a bra on my left boobie. I remember thinking,
"Huh. Maybe my boob is becoming detached from my chest and is going to drop off? How weird would that be?"
Once I got back to my desk I forgot all about my incredible detaching boob - I suspect tiredness has made me more inobservant than usual today. Half an hour later I went to the toilet again (Yes, I am very regular like that) and I felt the strange looseness and jiggling. I checked under my t-shirt and saw that my bra-strap had become detached and while I still had the semblance of a bra on, the scaffolding was a bit rickety, so to speak. I'm wearing a fancy multiway t-shirt bra with detachable straps which had decided to do their own thing today but at least it was only a wardrobe malfunction, and not a moulting breast.
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