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Puff the Magic Dragonboat (First Leg)!!! [12 Jul 2009|09:44pm]

Ang aking kauna-unahang Dragonboat Race!!!

Could barely sleep last night out of excitement.  At some point i think i was twisting my body while sleeping, i even remember dreaming about holding an oar which turned out to be a device capable of levitation (weird... although, i think i mistook it for a broom.)

First Race, First Uniform, what do you have?  Opportunity for Aurahan as Competitive Sport!


=-=-=

SEMIFINALS!!!  It's a combination of YEHEY! and HUHUHU!!! making us/me slightly schizophrenic afterwards.  It was a fraction of a second, MAAAANNN!!!  Albert Einstein suddenly came to mind, his theory of relativity, and how time is more fluid and less stringent as classical physics would have us believe.  Is it sourgraping if i bring up Einstein's  Relativity of simultaneity: "Two events, simultaneous for some observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are in relative motion."

Ang point: (to quote a classic Sports Mantra) MANALO MATALO CUTE PA RIN KAMI!  Sabay Z-snap na malupit.  Ahuh! (Hello Bitter Ocampo!)



Haaay, like any other competition, i kept on replaying the last round in my head, reviewing what i could have done better, If my bending farther forward would've made the slightest difference. if i could have given more, or if i could've given it my all.  Na parang sa pag-ibig lang. "Ang self-centered mo, pati ba naman sa dragonboat," sabi ni james.  There maybe an "i" in TIM, but there's no "i" in TEAM.  Tama nga naman. (ano daw?)


=-=-=

Post Race: Macapagal Road / Seaside
(Also: Irving's Birthday Celebration)

Siyempre, after the race, merong assessment.  Meron ding mga announcement, at merong kagimbal-gimbal na pagbabanta para sa mga tamad mag-train!!!  Meron nang punishment.  Hala kayo!  Anyway, importante ito guys, dapat mag pay attention tayo.  Keri?

see.  (love you wina!)


Habang nagmi-meeting eh nagpakain si Irving at ang Potential Sponsor/Partner na Federaland.  Seafooood!!!  Although, for a moment,  nagdalawang-isip ako sa pag-lamutak ng mga seafood, baka i-consider na cannibalism dahil nga sirena ako dati.   OO, pinagpalit ko ang aking buntot para maging mortal, at maranasan itong tinatawag niyong "pag-ibig" (Jowein, 2009).  Pero bigo, bigo!!! Mga walang kwentang bading-taga-lupa.

Shet
.

Pasintabi na lamang po sa mga nagluluksa sa kamatayan ni Mic
hael Jackson, konting celebration lang po.  Patawad.  Maligayang kaarawan!




FUN FUN FUN!!!
Tara na, mag-row, mag-train para lumakas. 
Mahal ko kayong lahat! 
GO UPDT!
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No, This is Not Relapse [19 Jun 2009|08:32pm]
After a few minutes of discussing the consequences of “not following the laws of coin-toss” over a tray of french fries, my friend (who shall remain anonymous, as requested, and who shall be referred to as Amigo from here on in) said he spoke to former One.True.Love earlier.

Former One.True.Love according to my friend was wearing a shirt with a Spanish phrase printed on it. Amigo, being fluent in Spanish, told he-who-should-be-mentioned-without-any-romantic-context that he, Amigo, liked the shirt. My friend asked if I wanted to hear what former OTL said, because apparently, it was about me!!! Hello? Rhetorical question? Of course I wanted to hear. The convo went on like this, from what I was told:

“I like your shirt,” said Amigo.
Former OTL didn’t respond immediately. After 3 seconds [yes, I asked Amigo how long this pause lasted] he said “Uhhh… Thank you?”
“What’s with the hesitation?” Amigo asked.
Then this son of a gun said “If you were Yves, saying ‘I like your shirt’ would be like saying ‘I like you’” or something [Amigo had no intention of taking it down verbatim, not that I expected him to, but it would’ve been nice if I was holding proper tiles once I start with this game of wordplay.]

What? I didn’t know what to make of it at first, well, in fact even now I still don’t know what to make of it. Why would he say that?! Of course I egged Amigo on to remember EXACTLY what he said, and how he said it. Was he smiling? Was there any other context? Was there any preceding discussion about me? [“Yes, no and no were the answers, respectively.]

I had no intention of making a big deal out of it [which is obviously a little bit of a lie, as attested by this entry], however, I couldn’t help but wonder (with the sound of fingers pressing on a laptop keyboard), why would he say that? Why now? When I haven’t been doing anything. Seriously. Except for that SMS INCIDENT [which happened over a month ago] but I thought we were wayyy past that? I have even concluded that we have officially repurposed* our relationship into this platonic connection, confirmed by an unspoken celebratory stamp of mutual denial approval. He has become my accountability friend, willing to listen to my updates regarding former One.True.Hobby (the one I gave up a few weeks ago). Or so I thought.

No no no, this is not relapse, I swear.




:: :: ::

*Repurpose = To use or convert for use in another format or product. Also known as the fourth pillar of the R’s of environmentalism, together with Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle.
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May Isa Na Namang Kumagat Sa Alikabok [17 Jun 2009|12:10am]


Isang crush na naman ang ni-give up ko today.  Ayoko na ng ganito, parang ginagawang hobby ang pag-quit, masyado ng masakit sa bangs (humahaba na ulit ang hurr ko at nahahawi ko na siyang muli, kaya may relevance na yang catchphrase na  yan.)

Hindi ko pa nga siya nai-introduce sa aking online audience/storyline eh, at never ko pa siyang namensh sa aking fairy-gaymother, eh ayun, kinailangan ko na ulit magpaalam na aking mahal, kahit kay hirap sabihin, at masakit isipin [go lang miss Rachel A.].  

Masyado naman ata akong nagco-compensate, sobrang bilis ng turn-over na parang apoptosis lang.  Dati rati kasi, sobrang loyal kong magka-crush, yung tipong long-term, as in dekada ang binibilang, Johnson yata yan, tumatagaaaaal, yung ganong level.  Kasi, naniniwala ako na fragile ang ating mga puso, dapat inaalagaan, kaya kung magmahal ka, dapat one at a time lang.  At habang nagmamahal ka, aalayan mo siya ng maraming pseudo-literary works in the form of journal entries, na napaka-cryptic na pati si Nostradamus, kung buhay siya, ay hindi mahuhulaan ever!  Pero merong slight hint-hint, nudge-nudge, wink-wink here and there para naman kung sakaling mabasa nga nung iniirog eh mapaisip siya, at sana maisip niya na mahal ka rin niya.  Sana lang.  

At kung hindi ka niya mahal, aba sa head mo lang nangyari ang lahat, at meron kang ultimate defense: Deniability!!!  Oh, dahil diyan hindi mababawasan ang ganda mo.  Nasa pedestal ka pa rin.  Perfect plan diba?

Mabalik tayo sa recently exed-crush, paano naman kasi medyo hindi maganda ang pananalita niya.  Yung pag-bigkas.  Parang may mali.  Hindi naman lisp na parang kakatanggal lang ng braces niya.   Pero, willing akong patawarin yun, dahil minsan kaya kong i-bend ang standards ko. [some people call it maturity, the rest call it desperation.] Tapos kanina na-realize naming ng friend ko, yung boses niya, yung tipong nagpipilit palalimin dahil anytime pwedeng tumaas ang octave!  Blurdet siya pero nasa sssshhh stage pa lang siya.  Sorry, tapos na ako sa stage na ganyan.  

Napaisip tuloy ako, kung naging kami ba tapos nag-break kami (dahil nga longterm ako magplano pagdating sa pag-ibig), ikakahiya ko ba siya?

Isang naghuhumiyaw na OO.

Kesa ikahiya ko siya in the future, eh tigilan na lang natin ito.  I’m actually doing us both a favor.  Charitable lang, baket?



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A Worse Version of Me [14 Jun 2009|02:09pm]

(myke's classmate from high school, one in frontcenter)


Michael: shet ang hot ng former HS classmate ko
Yves: nakita mo?
Michael: googled him
Yves: i like his brother, any chance either of them turning out gay? Ahahahah!
Michael: if u r in a family of hot male models, at least 1 should be gay ryt?
Yves: I KNOW!!! you take the kuya, i take the younger one. hahaha.
goal!
Michael: i have this urge to give him his stamps back.. excuse to see him.. hahaha
Yves: that means go, i support you!
Michael: ahhh okie, nahihiya ako. sana yung kuya yung bading
Yves: sana Pareho! ang selfish mo!
Michael: sorry.. oo nga sana pareho. Hahaha. pero sabi nila kulang daw up there
but imagine if he were smart too? way out of my league na
Yves: there's no such thing as way out of our league.
WE ARE THE LEAGUE!
Michael: ngeks! yes, dapat ganun. haha
shet i need to get out more
kinda loserish sitting around at midnight googling old crushes
...or is ir oogling
Yves: no, bored lang. not loserish. euphemise darling.

:: ::

Michael: hehe i figure bored and sad are nearly synonyms.. at least in my life they are. haha
Yves: ahahaha. hay naku myke, we have to remain positive!
we can do this!
we can fall in love!
and we can be loved at the same time!
Michael: i know i can fall in love pero bakit sila lahat str8? boo hoo :(:(
Yves: Wahahahah!
Michael: pero lam mo its the wrong time to start looking
Yves: OO NOH!!! boards muna!
Michael: boards pa at BF ang pino problema, honestly tho, its thats whats bothering me the most

Yves Aquino mentioned Michael in his note Tantalizing, pero Noli Me Tangere? Ano Daw?

Yves: basahin mo yan!
Michael: Ok.
Michael: haha nice
sobrang i can relate
Yves: I KNOOOOWWW!!! dever! Tantalus punishment: temptation without satisfaction!
ang lufet!
Michael: argh... life story ko
syet
Yves: puta you, ako din. life story naten.
anover.

:: ::


Yves: current crush?
Michael: yeah
Yves: i don't mean to pry, but do i know him?
Michael: its stupid, matatawa ka lang
Yves: ano na naman. sino? i don't think i'm gonna like this.
Michael: cge guess
Yves: [identity withheld]
ahahahha.
Michael: shet its that obvious?!
Yves: YUCK KA!!!!!
i'm judging you!
Michael: I KNOW. ewan ko ba
i think it was the proximity
para syang fungal growth
Yves: okay, valid excuse.
judgment withdrawn.
Michael: do u think he may be gay?

Michael commented on Yves Aquino's photo.

Yves: yup, i think he is. but he's not gwapo eh.
so i don't kerr.

[can i just say this is soooo me one million years ago.]

Michael commented on Yves Aquino's photo.

Michael: talaga? nyway, alam mo naman ako.. i dnt really go for the typical gwapos
Yves: What? Oh yeah, questionable taste in men, is your cuppatea.
Michael: hmph.. he has other traits i find attractive kasi
like immaturity... haaay ewan ko ba
bkit nga sya eh
Yves: ay, parang true love lang! at least ako, i know why i like the people i like, and that's mainly because they like me.
gets?
Michael: yah. im masochistic then. i like people who can never seem to like me back
Yves: whatev! Masochism? Ahahaha, that’s a better replacement for “bad taste.” Let’s go for that instead.
Michael: the worst part is i think he kows and he's manipulating me... and i let him
Yves: ano ka ba, i don't think he's that cruel. i don't think anyone is.

Michael commented on his own photo.

Yves: you're just paranoid.
Michael: i guess... its frustrating kasi sometimes
i do a lot of favors for him and seems like he doesnt even notice
Yves: Myke chan, you do favors for everyone.
you're like that.
and... you can't blame anyone for NOT assuming!

Michael commented on his own photo.

Michael: wah... so i cant even rationally get angry at him! thats just so much more frustrating
Yves: well, if it were just you, go be mad at him!
ahahaha. ang point lang, and this i learned from my imaginary relationship with [censored], "the other person is A PERSON with a choice."
"you can't hold it against them if their choice doesn't involve you."
Michael: great... now im panicky and depressed
Yves: great combination for hara-kiri. ahahaha.
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Lovemonger [05 Jun 2009|01:24pm]



yves: alam ko na ang PF!
Jian: waaait
Jian: kala ko ba libre sa pgh
yves: Excuse me! for chosen patients.
yves: plus, this is not money.
yves: you can pay me by being my very own personal pimp!
yves: and no laughing!
Jian: i feel like a pimp
Jian: cuz ur not the first person who told me that
Jian: u would be… number 5
Jian: i kid u not
Jian: ill look, i promise. i have standards naman
Jian: so rest assured
Jian: ndi patapon HAHA

:: ::

yves: wait, can we discuss my non-negotiables?
Jian: yep!
Jian: i was discussing non negotiables with a girl friend of mine like 2 weeks ago
Jian: she had a long list
yves: ahahahahaha.
yves: hay naku.
yves: (wait, i'm looking for the msWord doc of my standards for a guy hehe)
Jian: HAHAHA!!
yves: 1. at least my height 2. slim 3. can stand my quirkiness
yves: yan muna.
yves: the next 97 items will follow.
yves: in the future.
Jian: so 5'10 and up
Jian: ah wait
Jian: 5'9 ka dba?
yves: yeah. so 5'9" included pa din.
yves: (i'm still deciding if i want someone who reads books, intelligent, and eloquent kaso, i don't want to date me... to quote you "that would be just going for myself")
yves: (and we wouldn't want that)
Jian: intelligent yeah definitely
Jian: u guys got to be on the same wavelength at least
Jian: but interests can vary
yves: you're better than i expected already.
yves: this is good.
Jian: ive had practicing being a pimp
Jian: hs pa
Jian: *practice

:: ::

Jian: i prmise that ill look, but i cant promise u na ill find one
yves: nasabi na rin sakin ni god yan eh.
yves: sige na nga. that's good enough.
yves: (eh si god omniscient na siya ha.)
Jian: hahaha! i have an easier time setting up guys
yves: hahaha.
yves: is it weird that promise is the rootword (or anagram depending on your linguistic bias) of compromise?
Jian: reaaally??
Jian: HAHAHA
yves: from it's latin etymology compromittiere, compromise means to promise mutually!
Jian: oooh so thats what compromise means pala
Jian: how come its different na now
yves: oo nga eh.
yves: people have to stop thinking that compromise means ultimate sacrifice!
Jian: its not an ultimate sacrifice hahaha
Jian: just little ones
Jian: cuz when someone close to what we imagine comes along our way, we cant naman let that someone pass dba

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You Decide, Hahaha, But Not Really [25 May 2009|06:17pm]




Akala mo kasi pag ikaw na yung nag-decide, finally, things will fall into place. Eh dati, parang sanay ka lang sa anticipation, yung tipong, “I’m preparing myself to be happy,” yung ganong drama.

Iniisip mo, bata ka pa, ayaw mong magpadalus-dalos sa pagdedesisyon. Hindi mo naman alam na mabilis lumipas ang panahon, isang araw 18 years old ka, tapos pagkaraan ng ilang tulog eh, aba beinte-singko ka na pala.

Sorry naman mga celestial forces ha, hindi ko kasi alam.

Pinaniwala kasi ako sa lecheng “mind over matter,” na yan. Pohtek! For the longest time, more effort na umibig, sa isang tao lang at a time, kasi loyal nga ako. (may mga mini-infatuations on the side, pero that doesn’t count kasi parang pang-tawid gutom sila, eye candy lang kumbaga). Aba, in the end, I could never love enough for the both of us… APPARENTLY! I couldn’t even LIKE enough for the both of us. Yown pala yown! Isang malaking kalokohan pala yang “mind over matter,” lalo na pag yung matter eh may sariling mind on its own. Hindi ko kasi nabasa yung fineprint, rumatsada ng walang pasintabi.

Patawad.

Tapos ngayon, etoh na ha, parang prepared na yung puso ko. Hindi na ako takot, as in, “ready get set go…” na. Humingi na ako ng moral support sa mga kaibigan ko (na finally eh natuwa para sa akin, senyales daw na over na ako kay OTL). Pasensya na lang mga friends, parang pinagsaraduhan na naman ako ng gate that leads to eternal happiness.

Hmph. Sabi nga ng kaibigan ko, parang reverse existentialism lang siya, na akala mo ikaw ang nagde-decide, pero ultimately, nasa kamay pa rin pala ng cosmos. Hindi na siya nakakatawa, nakakapanghina na ng loob.

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Dyslexia, the Other Kind [18 May 2009|01:15pm]
“Sana minarkahan ko yung row na gusto ko.” Sabi ko kay James.
“Ha ano?” Tanong niya.
“Yung row, na masarap gamitin, hindi masakit sa kamay.”
“Row? Baka paddle?”
“Ay shet, oo nga no! I meant to say oar, and I ended up saying row. Conceptual dyslexia! Parang kapag nalilito ka kung sinong crush mo.”
“Ahahaha. Hindi ba yun emotional dyslexia?”
“Aba, pwede!”
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That Particular Visual Effect (Philo Majorettes Convo) [18 May 2009|12:41pm]



Query:

“Do you know that particular visual effect where people all walk in blurry, quick motion? That’s how I see life sometimes. Everyone goes where they’re supposed to go, and everyone does what they’re supposed to do. And I’ll be sitting there in the middle of it all, alone in the midst of chaos. The only static part of the picture… crystal clear and yet so pitiful.”


Response:

“Yes, I have had the visual effect, only a bit different. Instead of being in the middle of the chaos, I am on top of it, and instead of being inside the picture, I’m out of it. Intellectual elitism, alienation, and fear have lifted me high above, alone. I guess that feels much worse, or does it? Once I tried to go down, I tried to move along, but I was too frail to follow the trend. I found the crowd, the one I envied from afar, too shallow and repulsive in such an intimate distance. I let myself up again. But nonetheless, it feels cold up here, and our conversation is the garment wrapped around my torso, my only source of warmth. I find solace, knowing up here there’s no need to wear mask, no need to change my color. There’s no danger, only darkness.”




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If it fits, why wear it? [17 May 2009|11:50am]
One shirt I first saw, I immediately fell in love with. I asked if they had my size, one of the salesladies entered the stockroom. After a few minutes, the other saleslady entertained me by showing other designs, “Eto po sir, maganda din, malambot ang tela.” She said, but I got my eyes on one already, and I felt, it was unnecessary to look for another.

A few more minutes, the saleslady who promised to get me my size came out of the stockroom; she was holding two shirts. On her right hand, she held the shirt with the design I chose, and the other, I had no idea what it was for.

“Sir, wala na pong size niyo nito,” referring to the first shirt, she said, “pero ito po, meron size niyo. Gusto niyo pong isukat?”
“Ha? Ah, sige.” I told her.

With a slight apprehension, I went to the dressing room and tried on the shirt I didn’t want. It was my size, I wore it and it fit like a glove, that’s no surprise, it was my size. But I didn’t want it, I’m not sure why. Was it the big print at the back, or the length of the sleeve, or the shape of the neckline? I couldn’t tell which.

I asked for the shirt that I initially wanted, the one that was too big for me. It didn’t fit, obviously. What was I thinking, that I’d instantly gain weight and the shirt would fit me all of a sudden? I didn’t want to let it go, I even thought of having it altered to make it fit me, the way the other shirt fit me like a glove.

I could have it altered, yes, but what’s the point? It’s vandalism, it’s cruel.
The other one I could buy, and hope that it will grow on me, that sooner or later I’ll learn to love it, but that’s much more cruel than the alteration I intended for the first one.

I went to the saleslady, and handed her the two shirts. I could’ve bought the two but I felt for some reason, that it was morally reprehehsible, so I gave them up, I gave them up both.

I entered the shop with the hope that I’ll find the perfect top, but I came out empty-handed, hopeless and disheartened.
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Don't Eat In PUBLIC [16 May 2009|05:20pm]

From "Jawbreaker"

To buy Fern's silence, Courtney accepts Fern into the clique, transforming her into beautiful exchange student "Vylette." This a scene in the cafeteria, after Fern's transformation.

“What are you doing? God! Tuna munch?”

“But my mom always—”

“We never eat at lunch. Do you understand me? For some damn good reason we did, we would never, ever eat out of a brown paper bag. l don't care if there's a culinary masterpiece in it. Get rid of it.”

“Sorry.”

“l'd better never have kids. I have zero patience. Don't think we're anorexic, we're not. That's for the Karen Carpenter table. We're not stupid. We eat. And we eat well. We just don't eat in public. We don't want people judging us by what we eat. lt gives them ammo. The only ones with ammo are us. Food's cool. You need it to live. But the mere act of eating invokes thoughts of digestion... flatulation, defecation... even, shall we say, complexion defection. l'd never eat a greasy pizza. Not even in front of the ultra-special students, because they're associating that greasy pizza with your shiny face. A zit, a blackhead, a cluster of pores. lt's just another vexing stress.”


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[12 May 2009|10:58am]




I’m presently re-establishing my emotional availability via the ever so dynamic (as brought to you by the refresh button) innernetz. Freshly liberated from the shackles of adolescent pre-adult infatuation, my heart is now free to... *gasp… love again!


Ding ding ding!

I’ve collected my tiara moments, and they’re enough to last me the whole year, including the cold Christmas season! The voices in my head shut themselves up after discussing whether Schrodinger's cat is alive or dead. My head finally yielded that two conflicting yet equally valid possibilities are irrelevant for as long as they're imaginary, or theoretical, or hypothetical.

Didn't we say we've given up on hypotheticals?

So, here it is: just because one makes another person smile, doesn’t mean they have to be together.

I bid farewell / To your words, your phrase, and your / Praises've served me well. (oh, spontaneous haiku! Ahehehe.)

So darling, I know, it’s time to check out the scene.

Again.


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Ang Pag-Define ng Limits, at ang Mechanics ng FLAMES! [11 May 2009|10:37am]
After private and public posts of alternating declarations and UNdeclarations, eh medyo nalilito na ako. Meron pa akong definition of limits:

Where x=me
L=love
C=crush

means that ƒ(x) can be made to be as close to L as desired by making x sufficiently close to c. In that case, we say that "the limit of ƒ of x, as x approaches c, is L". Note that this statement can be true even if . Indeed, the function ƒ(x) need not even be defined at c.

Upon translation, the limit of function of yves, as yves approaches crush, is... LOVE.

Oh di ba, pati calculus nakikisalo sa aking ventures?

Pero ang latest ay, give up na dapat. As in I quit. At hindi maiiwasan na sumagi sa isip ko ang transcript ng Closer:
She lights a cigarette and offers it to him.
OWEN: I told you, I've given up.
PORTMAN: Try harder.

Or pwede rin ang Before Sunset:

CELINE: Every single of my ex-es... they're now married! Man go out with me, we break up, and then they get married!! You know, I want to kill them! Why didn't they ask me to marry them? I would have said "No", but at least they could have asked!!! I've gotta... I've gotta get away from you... Stop the car, I want to get out! Don't touch me! You know, I wanna get on a cab... Monsieur... Monsieur, aretes vous! Non, non, c'est bon, aux faux la!

Pero eto, pinipigilan ko na i-consult ang FLAMES & HOPE! kung dapat pa bang ipagpatuloy ang endeavour na ito! (var. FLIRT - LUHOD - ACCEPTANCE - MARRIAGE - ENGAGED - SEX):

Jowein: Ano ang HOPE?
(poss: HAGGARD wai na - OPRESS - PASWEET - ENDEAVORIN!)
Yves: AHAHAHAHA! Friend ang bading bading na naman ng FLAMES!
gusto ko yan. pwede.
Jowein: Technically, ndi bading ang flames saki ndi pa allowed ang same sex marriage. Alangan naman i-change mo yung L for LUHOD into L for LIVE IN.
Ndi bebenta ang version na yan kung ganon.
Yves: Naku ha, basta. fine, hindi bading yung word, ang word ay, progresibo.
masyado ng progresibo ang version natin! tsaka, hindi ko nga gagawin, is the declaration!
Jowein: PROGRESIBO!
And you put the resibo in progresibo. Ahahahaha.
Potah, late na late na ko (sa work, ndi sa life).


Hmph, basta ang press release, wala na. Wala na dapat. Pero, just in case, wala namang sisisihan. Ako'y tao lang, nadadarang at natutukso rin... sa bawat sandaling hiram natin.
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Tunay na Lalaki, Boylessness, and the Pursuit to Perfection (a Fezbook Convo) [10 May 2009|12:09pm]
Dahil nga graduate na at walang allowance, stuck ako sa bahay, at, kita niyo naman, on-line the whole day. Si Bojit/Chrysanthus ay duty sa Rehab (na pugad ng sangkatutak na mga moomoo), at bilang kaibigan i kept him company - virtual nga lang.

At sa pag-iinarte ko, dahil nga naaaning ako for the past few days, surprises, may mga wisdom kaming napagnilaynilayan.

At kasama na dun ang panghuhusga sa katangahang nakalipas, at katangahang kasalukuyang nagaganap.


Yves: sakit sa bangs. (try mo din yung phrase ko)
Chrysanthus: it's too... gay
Yves: wow, meh ganong judgment!
Chrysanthus: sorry. i AM straight after all. check out tunaynalalake.blogspot.com
Yves: eh di no harm!
Chrysanthus: hehe
Yves: that's hay-men right?
Chrysanthus: yeah
Yves: contact ko sa multiply yun noh.
Chrysanthus: ah, really?
Yves: dapat naman talaga ganon ka-black and white ang mga bagay bagay, para wala ng nalilito.
Chrysanthus: haha, well, if that were so, where would that leave gay people?
Yves: not in confusion, at least. and that would make virtually ALLLLLL hot men gay.
Chrysanthus: er. because...?
Yves: "ang tunay na lalaki walang abs"
Chrysanthus: oh yeah. but admit it.
Yves: what?
Chrysanthus: if clean, good-looking and well-groomed. probably gay.
Yves: oh, true? anong point?
Chrysanthus: no point, except that a return to "black and white" really wouldn't change the divide between straight and gay in terms of physical appearance. it would be more of the stereotypical character.
Yves: helloooo, you'd be surprised how many people are still hiding behind glass closets noh. and how many girls still buy their bullshit pretense of heterosexuality. (hindi ako galet!)
Chrysanthus: but aren't we all getting what we want? women are more "empowered", and men are more "sensitive". if that blurs the lines between previously distinct gender roles, it's not really a fault, but a consequence.
Yves: i don't care. i'm not getting what i want!
Chrysanthus: maybe women are becoming more masculinized than they want to admit---they even look for feminine features (i.e., gay) in prosprective mates.
*prospective--sorry!
Yves: *forgiven
Chrysanthus: well. maybe you really want to be alone. haha.
:-D:-D
Yves: yun? yun ang putanginang conclusion mo!
Chrysanthus: well, if you don't get what you want,try to want what you gety?
*get
Yves: ano bang nangyayari sa typing skills mo.
Chrysanthus: if people didn't learn how to settle we'd probably be a lot more good-looking and intelligent as a species.
Yves: anyway, eh i don't even have anything or one. I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE OPTIONS!
wait, nalito ako sa advice mo.
Chrysanthus: huh?
Yves: if people didn't learn how to settle we'd probably be a lot more good-looking and intelligent as a species.
so, don't settle?
Chrysanthus: i'm saying that settling is an inherent survival trait. that's why we have such mismatched couples.
yung tipong "wtf was he/she thinking?"
Yves: okay i get.
Chrysanthus: the choice to settle was for the "at least i'm not alone" shite. people are stupid and scared.
Yves: hay naku bojit, you're just saying that because you're in a relationship.
for people like me (like me talaga), some somethings are better than nothing.

Chrysanthus and Sarah Lim are now friends.

Chrysanthus:well, the grass is always greener in the other stash.
Yves: adik ka!

::: ::: :::

Yves: Remember [censored]?
Chrysanthus: yeah, why? you're never-was-love-of-your-life?
i'm guessing?
Yves: ay, hindi siya yun. hehehe. pero before, naging crush ko siya for two seconds. but he's not particularly bright.
Chrysanthus: ah. fail. hehe.
Yves: 'xactly. pwede lang siyang pang-2 dimensional crush.
kasi hot naman talaga siya.
Chrysanthus: i'm guessing we can go as far as 3 dimensions. just don't try abstract concepts, like words? hahahaha
Yves: ahahahah.
Chrysanthus: ansama, i've never even met the guy.
Yves: wow, conscience? di uso yun. anyway, ang real deal breaker ay...
may boypren na siya.
Chrysanthus: ah. the houseguest/homebreaker dilemma.
Yves: hindi siya yun friend.
kita mo, natanso ako TWICE over the weekend.
nagka-kras ako sa dalawang out, tapos pareho silang may boypren.
Chrysanthus: natanso...?
Yves: putangina, it's like i skipped a whole stage.
(natanso=naloko, pay attention)
eh sanay ako, crush, tapos pagdududahan ang sexuality, tapos magkakaron ng imaginary relationship na magtatagal for, say, four years. tapos magkaka-GELPREN sila right before my eyes.
Chrysanthus: well. at least they're gay. that's a marked improvement over your previous fixations
Yves: YUN NGA ang consolation!
Chrysanthus: haha. but is the imaginary relationship any different?
Yves: with the gay one's?
ones?
Chrysanthus: yus. i'm guessing much less drama. no "coming out" scene.
Yves: there wasn't even an imaginary relationship. yung thing was, at the very beginning hindi ko na kelangan gawin yung "imaginary relationship" kasi sa isip ko, pwede ko siyang career-in/i-career, for real.
Chrysanthus: haha. and...?
Yves: instead na i-imagine, gawin na lang. nagmamature din naman ako noh. yung isang crush ko, na bading si [censored]... yun pwede. pwede talaga. kahit nga [censored] siya, i didn't feel like i was settling eh.
Chrysanthus: then why not?
Yves: eh may boypren nga puta naman.

Yves wrote on Estelle Osorio's Wall.

Chrysanthus: grabe. lapit na 4am. yey! haha
thanks yves. :-D:-D that's said with sincerity.
Yves: good for you. and good for me!
i appreciate that too.
seryosong usapan... i really needed someone to talk to today.
so thanks din.
Chrysanthus: haha. no problem. BRP secondary to forced isolation?
Yves: that, and the Tantalus punishment.
Chrysanthus: that's just bad.

Chrysanthus and Bernard Llaguno are now friends.

Yves: it's not that i expect us to get perfect... i know that now. it's about being able to stand someone, at least.
Chrysanthus: true. that's why conversation is so important. after the sex is gone, what's left?
Yves: kaya nga medyo surprisingly hurtful when i heard [censored] has a boyfriend kasi i felt ready na eh. he's not perfect, but he seemed right enough.
Chrysanthus: that sucks. haha.
Yves: as in. i felt, wow, this is it! ganon ako kaseryoso.
Chrysanthus: after knowing him for how long?
Yves: don't judge.
Chrysanthus: haha. i believe, the high school term is "yiheee."
hahaha!
Yves: *blush, sabay hawi ng hair sa gilid ng tenga
Chrysanthus: omg. this is your adolescent awkward panliligaw phase! :-p:-p
good luck. hehe.
Yves: wala na nga. ayoko na dahil may bf siya. pointless venture!
Chrysanthus: no, no, no. kahit wala, the mere fact that you're liking men (who are actually GAY this time), and having serious thoughts about courtship, then getting your heart broken... high school, mehn! haha!
Yves: sorry, late bloomer!
Chrysanthus: onga. at least you get to do it as a fully-formed adult... none of the awkward teenage physique and acne and self-awareness issues.

Yves Aquino [FB status] matutulog na ako, kahit hindi kita nakausap. bukas, titigilan ko na, hindi ko na hihilingin na sana, sana akin ka na lang.
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boja [09 May 2009|10:53pm]



Yves: hahaha. anyway, back to me. (what a statement)
Chrysanthus: haha
Chrysanthus: distinctive. haha
Yves: hahaha.
Chrysanthus: i don't think i know anyone so...blatantly narcisisstic?
Yves: eh kasi naman pointless pag "secret" ang narcissism. kung narcissist ka, be blatant about it. consistent lang yun.
Chrysanthus: ahhh... well
Yves: and at the same time, dapat merong level of congruency ang belief mo sa head mo at ang nakikita ng mga tao.
Chrysanthus: since you put it that way
Yves: kung pangit ka hindi ka pwede maging narcissist. or kung bobo ka. kasalanan ko ba na gifted ako? (sumobra ata ang self-esteem)
(sorry)
Chrysanthus: nah. normal levels for you. hehe
but if a narcissist meets someone just like him
will he fall in love with that person?
Yves: nope. they won't be able to see each other. it's like looking at a one way mirror darling. it won't work.

Chrysanthus became a supporter of Ferdinand E. Marcos.

Chrysanthus: must suck to be your own competition. haha
wait
Yves: 50-50. you win and you lose at the same time.
Chrysanthus: if you're looking at a one way mirror, wouldn't you get to see the other side?
Yves: parang glass lang yan, it's either half-empty or half-full.
Chrysanthus: and the other person would see his reflection
Yves: that's the normal scenario. me and a regular person. pero pag nameet ko kapareho ko, meron kaming dala na kanyakanyang portable one way mirror.
Chrysanthus: ohhh...
Yves: ang hirap i-explain nun ah. hehehe.
Chrysanthus: we need beer or w*** to make sense
:-D:-D
med students are men of substance abuse
Yves: hehehe. bojit, ikaw na ba pinag-uusapan natin? warn mo naman ako kapag transitioning out na ang topic.
Chrysanthus: wenk wenk
Yves: hehehehe.
Chrysanthus: i'm not an abuser
Yves: you put the use in abuse darling.
Chrysanthus: ngek. and josh put the laughter in manslaughter
Yves: wow, sakit sa bangs nun ah.
Chrysanthus: eh? bangs?

An unexpected error occurred. Please try again.

(alternate na yun sa "sakit sa ulo")
Chrysanthus: ah. gayspeak is taking over the world. my gad.
Yves: even "my gad" is gayspeak.
Chrysanthus: see? language first, thinking next
Yves: hehehehe. that's so you bojit.
Chrysanthus: global domination the end
Chrysanthus: once the women and gay men realize their combined power, they will make straight men a thing of the past
Yves: yup, so watch out dear.
Chrysanthus: or maybe pets, or curiosities...at best exotic satisfaction for base needs
Yves: i go for pets!
Chrysanthus: haha. WE are the discriminated ones
:-(:-(
Yves: dapat lang naman noh. gay people are the evolved ones kasi.
Chrysanthus: evolution isn't necessarily an improvement, you know
Yves: yes, that's what the tabon man said.
Chrysanthus: by definition, homosexuality is an evolutionary dead end.
Yves: but we'll never know if it's true or bitter lang siya na na-extinct siya.
Chrysanthus: haha
Yves: shet, ayoko ng ganito. tumatalino na naman ako. alam mo naman ang katalinuhan, nang-e-alienate ng potential boys.
Chrysanthus: haha. on your end or theirs?
Yves: both!
Chrysanthus: well, you can't pretend to be dumb forever. it might become permanent.
Yves: hahaha. aba, malay mo magkaboypren ako nun.
Chrysanthus: true. for all of 24 hours. haha
Yves: takes a certain level of stupidity to last in a relationship, from what i've observed. tama ba yun?
Chrysanthus: oh yes
Yves: hala ka!
Chrysanthus: i didn't say anything about MY relationship. i just agree with your observation.
Yves: poteytoh potahtoh. choz!
Chrysanthus: when in doubt, deny. but... denial affirmsand silence means yes
shet.
Yves: ay, inunahan ako sa mga hirit ko. anober.
Chrysanthus: haha. ano ka ba. that was central to my [relative] maturity. i'd rather laugh at myself, then have others do it for me.
:-D:-D
Yves: oo naman. good for you bojit!


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Where There's No Truth [08 May 2009|09:29am]



A few months ago, I was having one of those extensive discussions with my musician-friend Jason/Pepe regarding the concept of Art (him with his music, me with my writing), ruminating on the parallelism of its two seemingly distinct forms. After musing on the idea of fame, and consequently, selling out, we somehow decided that we should have a project: that I supply him with a poem/lyrics, and he’d turn into a song.

I found one poem I’ve written four years ago, which I felt could be good enough. It was inspired by someone who’s transitioned into so many codenames that it has made it hard for me to mention his real name. Future-Former-Love-Of-My-Life, One.True.Love, He-who-should-only-be-mentioned-in-the-past-tense, and other such hyphenations.

Here’s the poem/lyrics, after certain adjustments were made.


VERSE 1 AND 2:
Let me drink you from the tallest of glass
It don't matter if you're red or white
Your smell, your essence brings my soul
To my thought's version of paradise

Your spirit carries me
And I soar like the wind that blurs the desert into naught
And you flow like a careless river
Amidst the roughness of the earth

REFRAIN:
Raise your glass dear (this is for us)
Drink from your cup dear (and think of us) [2x]

CHORUS:
Drink for us,
quench our thirst with the drink so smooth
Let me drink for us,
because in wine there is some truth

Drink for us,
quench our thirst with the drink so smooth
No I won't be hurt,
because in wine, in wine there is some truth

VERSE 3:
You know nothing of the sweetness you bring
Bottled up, so far from the truth
So far from this world
I once called my own

BRIDGE:
So let me consume some spirit that remains within and let it control me
No longer afraid of what may befall in consequence
I will fall weak and unstable, thoughts struggling deep inside me
I will lose all restraint, it don't matter now what comes out in the end

REFRAIN
CHORUS

END:
No I won't be hurt, because in wine, in wine there is no truth [repeat until satisfied]




I was so excited when Jason told me he’d finished with the melody, and insisted that I should go to his place and listen to the song. I procrastinated, I found it a little bit daunting. I’ve finished my imaginary relationship with him, He who launched a thousand entries (all types of literary work, a novella, a short fiction, short-nonfiction, poems, prose, one-liners. Ganyan ako magmahal. Come to think of it, I don’t love, I obsess!), and I fear a brief relapse, or worse, a permanent remission.

But it had to be faced. I finally yielded.

One rainy afternoon, I agreed to go to his place. Jason went to his piano, brought out the lyrics he modified, hand-written on a crumpled sheet of paper, and started playing the song. I didn’t know what was happening, there was this eerie feeling. Surreal. There was too much awareness in the room. That was my poem, he was singing my words. It was like hearing a song for the first time, feeling the lyrics, thinking it was meant for you… like it’s yours, only that, well, in this case, it was really yours.

After the first chorus, I realized, though, it was no longer mine. Jason made it his, and the voice in my head stopped dictating the words, and I just simply listened.

The song was done. I could finally breathe. But the real consequence came minutes later, when I started to discuss why I wrote the poem – which was like digging an old carcass, or opening a hate box…or... or

And then I said, “I was fine, I was fine until I heard that fucking song… Somethinng stirred the shit out of me...” not very dissimilar to Celine’s monologue in Before Sunset.

But that’s okay now, I just felt I needed to give justice to the event. It had to be documented, you know, with my faulty memory and all.


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Boracay Inevitabilities [06 May 2009|04:55pm]



1. Ang obligatory jumpshot: Kahit saang merong buhanging hindi naiiwasan na ang mga tao ay tumatalon. Katulad ng sabi ko dati, do this shot often enough, then you’ve got a new work-out regimen.

2. Celebrity encounters: Si Rachel Lobangco po ang mother of all celebrity encounters, kahit sabihin nating napaglipasan na siya. Isipin mo hanggang ngayon, She-Boom pa rin ang Pop reference kay Rachel Lobangco, eh panahon pa yun ng mga tito ko. Pero in fairness to Rachel Lobangco, more lapit siya sa UPDT, eh aba, yung men’s team, well-appreciated naman yang gesture, kasi nga naman si medyo takaw pansin si Rachel Lobangco at ang kanyang nagkikintabang breasts. Bakit ba si Rachel Lobangco? Hindi ko alam, pero parang ang saying sabihin ng Rachel Lobangco five times in one paragraph. Si Marc Nelson naman ang father of celebrity encounters. Pagkatapos ng sangkatutak na “hellooopoooo,” nabihag din ng team si Marc Nelson. Feeling ko ang tingin niya sa team magaling, pero slightly retarded. Masisi mo ba naman, eh nagi-istrangulate ang swimsuit ng mga tao pag ngumiginiti na siya at nag-fe-flex ng mga muskels. Mapapasigaw ka na lang everytime tumitingin siya. Wag nang manghusga, tao lang. Nadadarang! Pero pero pero, upon closer inspection, devoid of mook-up and other types of concealments, merong isang malaking pimpol si Marc sa lateral aspect of his left brow. Aba, tao lang din siya, that’s good to hear/see/smell…

3. Soak in the sun: Sorry, this was a little bit elusive. Next. Konti na lang dapat maga-alay na ko ng tao para lang mawala yung mga ulap.

4. Meet new people: sabi nga ni jowein, NFF or newfoundfriends are v. important, kasi baka may ma-glean sila sa buhay mo na hindi mo ever napagtanto before. At, pwede rin silang maging lovemonger na maaring maging susi sa yong everlasting happiness. Hello Wina!

5. Mag-guessing game ng sexuality ng mga tao. Nabanggit ko na ito before, ang three stages of boyhood. Wonderboy → Playboy → Loverboy. First, you wonder if he’s a boy. Then, he starts playing with other boys. After playing, he will reach the irreversible condition of falling in love with other boys. Shempre, ayokong maglagay ng visual aid, baka ma-assassinate ako bukas ng umaga.

6. Mag-party! This doesn’t require a long explanation. Huwag ever i-underestimate ang kapangyarihan ng parteh sa pagbibigay ng wisdom. Aba, hindi niyo lang alam na sa pag-indak sa saliw ng musika ay inilalapit ninyo ang inyong mga kaluluwa sa sangkaitaasan. Ito ang praktis ng mga tribu sa Aprika. Kung aaalalahanin ninyo base sa ating mga napag-aralan sa Kasaysayan at Araling Panlipunan, ang pagsayaw ang paraan ng mga sinaunang tao para makipag-usap sa kanilang mga pinaniniwalaang mas nakakataas na nilalang.

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The Road To Boracay was Paved with Good Intentions [05 May 2009|07:09pm]


Remember I just joined the UP Dragon boat team (narrative of the first training → here.) And the team was supposed to join the 3rd International Boracay Dragon boat Competition.

Credit has to be given to the identity I had to acquire in the katauhan of Jay-Ar Coranta – the one who originally owned the ticket I was about to use. That gave way to the heterosexual split personality that was similar to James (my original split personality dominant during the Jeremiah Phase or alternately Pre-One.true.Love Phase, which should be distinguished from James Salisi, the person, and companion to this trip). This, if it’s not yet obvious, meant that I had to temporarily bid farewell to my Camcubine.

It seemed that in the beginning, James and I wouldn’t make it to Boracay. All possible obstacles were laid before us, challenging our very notion of cosmic justice.

We had to take two loooong examinations from 7am to 10am, and then off we went to his apartment to change. The sky was unfriendly, showering us with light rain. It wasn’t as comforting to think that a storm might be coming. It took us forever to get a cab, and by the time we got one, it was already an hour and a half away from our supposed scheduled flight.

The taxi driver assured us we’ll get there in 45 minutes, just in time, if everything goes smoothly, he says. At times like this, even a taxi driver could be considered an Angel of Hope, one to be trusted, afforded with unquestionable faith.

44 minutes, we’re right in front of the unsightly domestic airport. Whew.

But the fight wasn’t over; we’re still not in Boracay. James and I couldn’t start celebrating just yet. Worse hurdles were on the way: there was the fact that the rain wasn’t stopping, and then there’s the airline, Zest-Air, brought to you by the guys who gave us Zest-O! (Juice drink? Airplane? Still couldn’t figure out the rationale for the expansion). Anyway, those two things considered, the storm and Zest-Air, I felt like the supposed cheap 3k plane ticket was too expensive if assured death by almost-inevitable plane crash was going to be the end point, or err, alternative destination.

Some members of the team were on the same flight, surprised to see that James and I made it just in time. Ironically, after a trillion efforts to make it on time, the flight was delayed. Everybody was already annoyed, but I told James, if death was going to be the endpoint, let’s just be thankful the flight was going to be delayed.

After almost two hours, we are asked to board the plane. The thought of backing out came to mind, but it was immediately replaced by the plot of the movie “Final Destination.” And then I realized, if I were meant to meet Death, I don’t want to prolong it. I don’t want to be chased by it, dying in the oddest of situation, by drowning while taking a crap, or perhaps while paddling in Manila bay, for example.

I would’ve wanted to say the flight was uneventful, and I think all the passengers are with me on this. But unfortunately, it was so eventful it was hard to sleep. There was so much air-turbulence that for a moment I thought we were on the wrong ride, rollercoaster instead of a plane. Haggard, sabihin na lang nating maiisip mo ang mga mahal mo sa buhay habang nagdadasal ng sampung Ama Namin.

But of course, all good things must come to an end. Morbid thoughts of immediate death were replaced by relief and delight and the spirit of being alive after the plane landed safely on Caticlan ground. I wanted to jump for joy and hug the other passengers, share the moment, the moment when we were finally sure that we were going to be fine, knowing that whoever said “to live the day as if it’s your last,” didn’t know a fucking thing about, well, living the day as if it’s our last. Prick.

After deplaning, we went to the jetty port to ride a boat (Fastrack? Fasttrax? I forgot) which should take us to Boracay island. That took about 30 minutes. After finally, can I just say that again, F.I.N.A.L.L.Y. reaching Boracay, James and I congratulated each other, this is it, it was time to celebrate. Finally we could proclaim, we were in Boracay.

Nothing could stop us now – unless some freak accidents, like being hit by lightning, or being crushed by landslide, or sudden cardiac demise. But those are unlikely; it was safe to assume we were to survive the whole Bora event.

We waited for the caretaker of the place we were going to stay in. After a few minutes of guessing which was who, we saw Ate Someone who instantly asked a trike driver if he could take us to Diniwid.

Diniwid.

Diniwid. It’s located somewhere beyond station 1, which we, logically labeled as station 0, or station negative 1. By tricycle ride, it seemed exceedingly far, makes one wonder if we were still in Boracay, or if a member of NPA would suddenly ambush us. We were later on comforted by the fact that some members were staying in Station 3.8. For some reason, I found it scary that socio-economic pseudo-stratification was now broken down to decimal points.

The place, despite being a bit far, turned out fine. Studio type. Complete with kitchen sink and dining area, and a set of mirrors covering a wall. Two other members of the team stayed in the same place, they were staying a floor below us. I still think we got the better room, even if we didn’t have a sofa bed, or a wok, or a gas-stove, or some other thing that the two guys downstairs were boasting.

We settled for a bit, resting before we headed to the meeting place for the pre-race gathering of all members of the dragon boat team.


To be continued…



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Follow up [24 Apr 2009|12:20pm]


Itago natin siya sa codename na RL.

Fine. Slight chubby siya, hindi ko na yon ikakaila o maikakaila. May mga bagay na sobrang obvious, bulag lang ang hindi makakakita. Kasi nga downfall ko daw yun.

Pero to be fair, hot naman siya in the greater scheme of aesthetics. Dahil, I think, pag na-view siya in public, mukha lang naman siyang maraming kinain nung lunch kanina, at hindi naman parang devour-kung-devour ang lifestyle niya.

Hindi ko alam, parang nag-iimagine lang na naman ba ako. Alam mo naman kahit prude, hindi maiiwasang maging asyumera to the umpteenth power. Ang hirap naman kasing hindi mag-assume kung parati siya nakatitig, oh kaya parati siya merong sasabihin, at pag may ginawa ka super-mega-thank-you-yves, complete with first name lahat ng mga pasasalamat, eh hello, minsan inaabot ko lang naman yung nalaglag na ball pen, o kaya tinuturo ko kung saan yung hinahanap niya na kanina pa nasa gilid niya.

After a few weeks of paying extra attention, meaning, pag-add ng unnecessary additional comments kapag nasa paligid ko siya.

Kaso, parang nasa head ko lang na naman lahat.

Pero pero pero, dahil mapag-bigay at sadyang sabay na mapag-biro din minsan ang tadhana, nakasalubong ko siya, at bigla niyang sinabi ang mga katagang:
“Hi Yves, ang seksi mo ngayon ah,” at sinabi niya yan ng pabulong, na para bang kakagising lang niya at naaalimpungatan siya sa aking yumi at ganda.

Shempre, prude nga ako diba? Alam mo kung anong sinabi ko sa kanya? At awareness ako sa opportunity na ito, itong pagkakataon na finally, magkakaron ako ng come back na may stamp na “Yes, I’ll flirt with you.” Naisip ko, baka naman binibiro lang niya ako, kasi minsan merong bouts of disbelief din naman ako minsan.

Kaso, lumipas na ang limang segundo, lumagpas na siya, at ako ayun iniwan niyang nakatanga.

Alam mo, my dear reader, ang mas masakit, ay hindi sa wala akong nasabi, kundi sa wala na siyang follow up!

Ang sa akin lang, if you find me sexy, what are you gonna do about it?
Diba?

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Ang Prude [19 Apr 2009|11:34pm]


V introduced us, “Oh, have you met my friend?”
“Hi, I’m Yves.”
“Yes, I know you. You’re famous.”
“Oh stop.”

Fake laughter.

/end


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Hypothetically... [19 Apr 2009|01:26am]


“Okay, kunwari hot yung guy, pero average intelligence… tapos…”
“Wait, is he from UP?”
“O sige, pero NCPAG.”
“Ha? Akala ko ba average intelligence?”
“Uy meron naman akong kakilala na NCPAG at average yung intelligence.”

Alright then, back to the hypothetical scenario.

“Hot yung guy na average intelligence, and he tries to be interested in what you like, you know, he tries reading your books…”

Let me cut you right there. Haggard. *Thumbs down. Next!

But there’s no one else. Next! is not an option because there’s no one behind the imaginary boy. Even in hypotheticals you end up single. The next time you find yourself alone, don’t even try to bug the cosmos nor stir up divine forces, you’re the one to blame.


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