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[28 Aug 2004|12:30pm]
3 online journals, OH MY!!!

Haha, I loveeeee being pathetic

... and updating.... on all three....

So I have no life

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UPDATE [06 Aug 2004|03:35pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | I don't have anything but MUSIC ]

I wonder if I'm allowed to update Blurty anymore. I almost typed Andy more haha . whoops. So, I changed the layout a bit and you know what, it looks better. Because I said so. I miss updating here because I used to be crazy and slightly happy sometimes. On Lj, I just get like BLAH and this isn't friends only or anything. I'm going to kill lots of lotion
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Oh I See How It Is.... [09 May 2004|10:04am]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | The Jam- Going Underground ]

Oh so now people read my blurty, and certain new folks can post ;)

This is feeling pretty weird. I feel bad because I never have anything interesting to post cause... you know.

Um... I just woke up after having dreams that Rach and I were in Chicago doing drugs .
Yeah that was pretty awkward

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HOly shiat.. [29 Apr 2004|03:23pm]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | none ]

It's been forever since i used good old blurty.. sorry blurty old chap, i really do miss you. But nobody reads you anymore because they like livejournal better.
Plus the other ones are prettier

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Blurty for nothing [25 Mar 2004|07:53pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | train in vain- clash (now i got a job, but it don't pay) ]

why isn't april 3rd today?! i personally think it should be every day... of the year.. of april thirds.

WHY?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!

what are you talking about, i don't know quantum physics

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Morning [20 Mar 2004|10:22am]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Symphony X- The Odyssey ]

ARGH my dreams are all screwy. Last night I had this dream I was at the corner of Widdington and High House and Rachel was there, and she gave me this pencil thingy but it had cigarettes inside of it.. it was like a mechanical pencil too, so it really shouldn't have fit in there. After she gave it to me, we like... went to a block party or something like that and I was like hiding the pencil from all the neighborhood moms cause they were like KEEP AN EYE ON THAT LAUREN KID and we were like oh nooooooooooooo!!

It was awful ;( hahha

SONG TIME! :


Why try? I know why
The feeling inside me says it's time I was gone
Clear head, new life ahead
I want to be king now not just one more pawn


Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

Moon rise, thoughtful eyes
Staring back at me from the window beside
No fright or hindsight
Leaving behind that empty feeling inside



Start a new chapter
Find what I'm after
It's changing every day
The change of a season
Is enough of a reason
To want to get away
Quiet and pensive
My thoughts apprehensive
The hours drift away
Leaving my homeland
Playing a lone hand
My life begins today

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wooh, feeling GREeN... LOOK! pointless quizzes again! oh JOy! [14 Mar 2004|08:54pm]
[ mood | jealous ]
[ music | This Charming Man ]

U R a pinecone. U R loud and completely insane. The
1st thing that comes 2 mind when people meet U
is obnoxious


!!!!!!!!!!!!!What T ype of Tree Debris R U?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brought to you by Quizilla

lo6ryfijh7
your sam


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[11 Mar 2004|07:05pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | with my foot on your neck i finally have you where i want yo ]

sitting here thinking of something to say and not finding anything worth saying

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Warning : Big, long, pathetic, selfish rant. Nobody should have to read this [08 Mar 2004|04:20pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | embers and envelopes... it's been awhile ]

Today was a bad bad bad bad day. I really don't know why it felt so horrible... I don't have too much homework and classes weren't necessarily that bad. I just felt bad. I had Indiana Jones stuck in my head and then I acted like an idiot cause I'm such an idiot!! ahh!!! It will never end!!! It was just one of those days where there are countless times where you say too much and then you're just like.... ugh I'm an idiot. I really don't like that word so I'm going to go on WORD for synonyms. ......

ok that didn't work, it has no synonyms listed. I'll just go through my day... because it was so incredibly interesting. God, I hate sarcasm.

Geometry:
Did my homework for Classics... talked to John, that was probably the highlight of my day.... wait.. is that how you spell highlight?!??!
Classics:
I think we did a group discussion. I feel stupid cause I don't know anybody and my group is all like.. hey
Band:
Found my band uniform that I thought i lost, thank god it was there. Found another broken part of my instrument.
Spanish:
Don't remember
Biology:
Watched a video about prehistoric animal things that are like going to be whales or something
LUNCH:
made a fool of myself
Speech:
Sat
World History:
Sat
Home: blasted guster, tripped on a bouncy ball, update blurty

that pretty much brings us up to date. or... wait nevermind. hey pookie came upstairs ... that's pretty rare. she says hello and that she is cuter than lots and lots of cats. well, she didn't really say anything because cats talk. yes. this entry has been particularly uneventful so i'm pretty much going to keep typing until a get bored and use it as my excuse to say i'm doing something instead of nothing. The cat's licking cellophane. Now what would possess an animal to lick plastic wrap... i don't get it. now she's biting it. that's just kind of gross.

ok now i just feel half as smart as i should be

well since this entry has been everything but a ham sandwich, here's a song :

is it getting better?
or do you feel the same?
will it make it easier you now you got someone to blame?
you say one love
one life
when it's need in the night
one love
we get to share
it leaves ? your baby if you don't care for it

did i disappoint you ?
or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
you act like you never had love and you want me to go without
well it's too late tonight
to drag the past out into the light
we're one but we're not the same
we get to carry each other carry each other
one

have you come here for forgiveness
have you come to raise the dead?
have you come here to play jesus to the lepers in your head?
did i ask too much ?
more than a lot?
you gave me nothing now it's all i got
we're one but we're not the same
well we hurt each other and we'll do it again

you say love is a temple
love the higher law
love is a temple
love the higher law
you ask me enter
then you make me crawl
and i can't me holding on to what you got
when all you got is hurt

one love
one blood
one life you got to do what you should
one life with each other
sisters brothers
one life but we're not the same
we get to carry each other carry each other
one

(Get Your Two Cents In)

duderific [06 Mar 2004|10:41pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

Those emails with the horoscope things are messed up.. it told me to put down two numbers, 2 members of the opposite sex, 3 names of people i know, and four song titles

it told me 7 was my lucky number, the song Changes by david bowie tells the most about my mind, and blister in the sun describes my outlook on life

what a load of crap....

i was born on a pirate ship!

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I FEEL [28 Feb 2004|10:16pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | it's pretty much a dashboard phase... ]

Have you ever wondered what cat food tastes like? I mean , I know I have... but I never actually had the guts to try it. I'm pretty sure I've wanted to, or seriously thought about eating it at various points in my life. But then I tell myself how gross it might be... cause, you know, it's cat food. But how do I know it even might be gross, it may be the best thing to happen to the world of edible delights. It's all so confusing. Cat food kind of smells like gross old carpets.

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argh.. There's Got to Be a Better WAY! [26 Feb 2004|04:28pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]
[ music | um well .. the lyrics are right there ]

I'm dying to know
do you do you like dreaming of things
so impossible or only the practical
or ever the wild or waiting through all your bad bad days
just to end them with
someone you care about
and do you like making out
and long drives and brown eyes
and guys that just
don't quite fit in
yeah do you like them
So yes, I'll see you there.

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Hello [25 Feb 2004|06:22pm]
[ mood | restless ]
[ music | WAIT! who's that guy just hangin at your pad ]

I haven't updated in a little while so I thought it was about time.

dude... heroin is so passe

um. i have nothing to talk about... i spazzed out a lot today.. it was kind of scary and i didn't know what it meant.. sorry :(

ok that's about it

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[16 Feb 2004|04:30pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | cure stuff ]

This is bad.. turns out UNC only takes 10% of its students from out of state. Like there's any chance that I could fit into that bunch... I'm never going to get in:( It's too cold in Wisconsin to go to college. I probably couldn't get into NC State for anything I would want to do.... and I definitely can't get in to Duke.. saying that I could would be a joke. Mom said "Go to Meredith".... AHHHHHHHHHH! yeah right... that's never happening. I probably shouldn't think about any of this anyway... going to college out of state is a lot of money.


WHEN DOES IT GET WARM ?!!!?!?

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Valentine's Day gives me the willies ! [14 Feb 2004|11:01am]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | The Church -Under the Milky Way ]

Ugh... The parental units are making me go out to lunch:( I mean, LUNCH?! Who goes out for lunch... on a weekend... when I should still be sleeping. It's because of this Love Day occasion. I'm gonna watch sappy movies later.... despite my fairly limited supply of them. I need NEVER BEEN KISSED to watch, haha. I think The Wedding Singer may do, followed by Say Anything..... then.....Sixteen Candles! YES!



Every single molecule when ALL OF THE SUBATOMIC PIECES COME TOGETHER!!!!!!!! AND UNFOLD THEMSELVES IN A SECOND!

I'm starting to get sick of that song... oh well ! ;)

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LABYRINTH! [13 Feb 2004|04:44pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]
[ music | Nirvana - Lithium ]

courtesy of scifiscripts.com

L AAA BBBB Y Y RRRR IIIII NNNN TTTTT H H
L A A B B Y Y R R I N N T H H
L A A B B Y Y R R I N N T H H
L AAAAA BBBB YYYYY RRRR I N N T HHHHH
L A A B B Y R R I N N T H H
L A A B B Y R R I N N T H H
LLLLL A A BBBB Y R R IIIII N N T H H

(Closed caption text transcribed by Cruiser One.)

/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ LOST AND LONELY /
/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
/ FOR WALKING AWAY /
/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /
/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /
/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /
/ DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ A LAND SERENE /
/ A CRYSTAL MOON /
/ AH-HAH /
/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ LOST AND LONELY /
/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
/ UNDERGROUND //
SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD.
SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN,
SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS,
SARAH: AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT.
[THUNDER]
SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH: DAMN.
SARAH: OH, I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.
SARAH: "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."
[THUNDER]
[DOG BARKS]
MERLIN: RUFF!
SARAH: OH, MERLIN.
[CLOCK CHIMES]
SARAH: OH, NO, MERLIN!
SARAH: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S 7:00!
SARAH: COME ON!
SARAH: COME ON!
/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
/ FOR WALKING AWAY /
/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO, NO /
/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /
/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL... //
SARAH: OH, IT'S NOT FAIR!
MOTHER: OH, REALLY!
MOTHER: DON'T STAND THERE IN THE RAIN!
SARAH: ALL RIGHT. COME ON, MERLIN.
MOTHER: NOT THE DOG!
SARAH: BUT IT'S POURING!
MOTHER: GO ON. INTO THE GARAGE.
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: GO ON, MERLIN.
SARAH: GO INTO THE GARAGE,
SARAH: GO!
SARAH: UH!
MOTHER: SARAH, YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE.
SARAH: I SAID I'M SORRY.
MOTHER: YOUR FATHER AND I GO OUT VERY RARELY.
SARAH: YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND!
MOTHER: I ASK YOU TO BABY-SIT
MOTHER: ONLY IF IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOUR PLANS.
SARAH: YOU DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT MY PLANS ARE.
MOTHER: I ASSUME YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU HAD A DATE.
MOTHER: YOU SHOULD HAVE DATES AT YOUR AGE.
FATHER: WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
SARAH: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
MOTHER: SHE TREATS ME LIKE A WICKED STEPMOTHER.
FATHER: I'LL TALK TO HER.
[BABY CRIES]
[MUSIC BOX PLAYING]
SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD...
SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED...
SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE TO THE CASTLE
SARAH: BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY...
SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
FATHER: SARAH?
FATHER: COULD I TALK TO YOU?
SARAH: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!
SARAH: YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'LL BE LATE.
FATHER: WE'VE FED TOBY AND PUT HIM TO BED.
FATHER: WE'LL BE BACK AROUND MIDNIGHT.
SARAH: YOU REALLY WANTED TO TALK TO ME, DIDN'T YOU?
SARAH: PRACTICALLY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR!
SARAH: LANCELOT!
SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN MY ROOM AGAIN!
SARAH: I HATE THAT!
SARAH: I HATE IT!
[BABY CRIES]
SARAH: I HATE YOU!
SARAH: I HATE YOU!
SARAH: SOMEONE SAVE ME.
SARAH: SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL PLACE!
[THUNDER]
TOBY: WAA!
SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SARAH: DO YOU WANT A STORY?
SARAH: HUH?
SARAH: OK.
SARAH: ONCE UPON A TIME,
SARAH: THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL
SARAH: WHOSE STEPMOTHER ALWAYS MADE HER STAY HOME WITH THE BABY.
SARAH: THE BABY WAS A SPOILED CHILD.
SARAH: HE WANTED EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF,
SARAH: AND THE GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY A SLAVE.
SARAH: BUT WHAT NO ONE KNEW
SARAH: WAS THAT THE GOBLIN KING FELL IN LOVE WITH HER
SARAH: AND GAVE HER CERTAIN POWERS.
SARAH: SO ONE NIGHT,
SARAH: WHEN THE BABY HAD BEEN PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO HER,
SARAH: SHE ASKED THE GOBLINS FOR HELP.
[SNORING]
GOBLIN: LISTEN!
SARAH: "SAY YOUR RIGHT WORDS," THE GOBLINS SAID,
SARAH: "AND WE'LL TAKE THE BABY TO THE GOBLIN CITY,
SARAH: AND YOU WILL BE FREE."
GOBLINS: AH!
SARAH: BUT THE GIRL KNEW THE KING OF THE GOBLINS
SARAH: WOULD KEEP THE BABY IN HIS CASTLE FOREVER AND EVER
SARAH: AND TURN IT INTO A GOBLIN,
SARAH: SO SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE
SARAH: UNTIL ONE NIGHT
SARAH: WHEN SHE WAS TIRED FROM DOING HOUSEWORK
SARAH: AND HURT BY THE HARSH WORDS OF HER STEPMOTHER
SARAH: AND SHE COULD NO LONGER STAND IT.
TOBY: WAA!
SARAH: OH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
SARAH: KNOCK IT OFF.
SARAH: COME ON.
SARAH: STOP IT! STOP IT!
SARAH: I'LL SAY THE WORDS,
SARAH: NO, I MUSTN'T.
SARAH: I MUSTN'T SAY...
GOBLINS: UH!
SARAH: I WISH...
SARAH: I WISH!
GOBLIN: SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT!
GOBLIN: SAY WHAT?
GOBLIN: SHUT UP!
GOBLIN: \YOU\ SHUT UP!
GOBLIN: LISTEN! SHE'S GOING TO SAY THE WORDS.
SARAH: I CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER!
SARAH: GOBLIN KING! GOBLIN KING!
SARAH: WHEREVER YOU MAY BE,
SARAH: TAKE THIS CHILD OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME!
GOBLIN: THAT'S NOT IT!
GOBLIN: WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT RUBBISH?
GOBLIN: IT DOESN'T EVEN START WITH "I WISH"!
SARAH: OH, TOBY, STOP IT!
SARAH: I WISH I DID KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SARAH: TO MAKE THE GOBLINS TAKE YOU AWAY.
GOBLIN: "I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY RIGHT NOW!"
SARAH: I WISH...
SARAH: I WISH...
GOBLIN: DID SHE SAY IT?
GOBLINS: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
TOBY: WAA!
TOBY: WAA!
TOBY: WAA!
TOBY: WAA!
SARAH: I WISH THE GOBLINS \WOULD\ COME TAKE YOU AWAY...
SARAH: RIGHT NOW.
[CRYING STOPS]
SARAH: TOBY?
SARAH: TOBY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SARAH: WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING?
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HA!
SARAH: UH!
GOBLIN: HO HEE HA!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: UH!
GOBLIN: HA HA HA!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!
GOBLIN: HEE HA!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE HEE!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: YOU'RE HIM, AREN'T YOU?
SARAH: YOU'RE THE GOBLIN KING.
SARAH: I WANT MY BROTHER BACK, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME.
JARETH: WHAT'S SAID IT SAID.
SARAH: I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
JARETH: OH, YOU DIDN'T?
SARAH: PLEASE, WHERE IS HE?
JARETH: YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE HE IS.
SARAH: PLEASE BRING HIM BACK.
SARAH: PLEASE.
JARETH: SARAH...
JARETH: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
JARETH: PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS AND YOUR COSTUMES.
JARETH: FORGET ABOUT THE BABY.
SARAH: I CAN'T.
JARETH: I'VE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT.
SARAH: WHAT IS IT?
JARETH: IT'S A CRYSTAL,
JARETH: NOTHING MORE,
JARETH: BUT IF YOU TURN IT THIS WAY AND LOOK INTO IT,
JARETH: IT WILL SHOW YOU YOUR DREAMS.
JARETH: BUT THIS ISN'T A GIFT FOR AN ORDINARY GIRL
JARETH: WHO TAKES CARE OF A SCREAMING BABY.
JARETH: DO YOU WANT IT?
JARETH: THEN FORGET THE BABY.
SARAH: I CAN'T.
SARAH: I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING,
SARAH: BUT I WANT MY BROTHER BACK.
SARAH: HE MUST BE SCARED.
JARETH: SARAH.
JARETH: DON'T DEFY ME.
SARAH: AH!
SARAH: AH!
GOBLIN: ARRGH!
GOBLIN: HEE HEE!
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME.
SARAH: I NEED MY BROTHER BACK.
JARETH: HE'S THERE IN MY CASTLE.
JARETH: DO YOU STILL WANT TO LOOK FOR HIM?
SARAH: IS THAT THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY?
JARETH: TURN BACK, SARAH.
JARETH: TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
SARAH: I CAN'T.
SARAH: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T?
JARETH: WHAT A PITY.
SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAR.
JARETH: IT'S FURTHER THAN YOU THINK.
JARETH: TIME IS SHORT.
JARETH: YOU HAVE 13 HOURS IN WHICH TO SOLVE THE LABYRINTH
JARETH: BEFORE YOUR BABY BROTHER BECOMES ONE OF US...
JARETH: FOREVER.
JARETH: SUCH A PITY.
SARAH: THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD.
SARAH: WELL...
SARAH: COME ON, FEET.
[TRICKLING SOUND]
HOGGLE: / DA DEE DEE //
SARAH: EXCUSE ME?
HOGGLE: OH, EXCUSE ME!
HOGGLE: OH, IT'S YOU.
SARAH: CAN YOU HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: HMM!
SARAH: OH, HOW SWEET!
HOGGLE: 57!
SARAH: HOW COULD YOU?
HOGGLE: UGH!
SARAH: POOR THING.
SARAH: YOU MONSTER!
SARAH: OW!
SARAH: IT BIT ME!
HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FAIRIES TO DO?
SARAH: I THOUGHT THEY DID NICE THINGS
SARAH: LIKE GRANTING WISHES.
HOGGLE: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, DON'T IT?
HOGGLE: 58!
SARAH: YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
HOGGLE: NO, I AIN'T. I'M HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: WHO ARE YOU?
SARAH: SARAH.
HOGGLE: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
HOGGLE: 59!
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR TO THE LABYRINTH IS?
HOGGLE: MAYBE.
SARAH: WELL, WHERE IS IT?
HOGGLE: OH, YOU LITTLE...
HOGGLE: 60!
SARAH: I SAID WHERE IS IT?
HOGGLE: WHERE IS WHAT?
SARAH: THE DOOR!
HOGGLE: WHAT DOOR?
SARAH: IT'S HOPELESS.
HOGGLE: NOT IF YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
SARAH: HOW DO I GET INTO THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: AH!
HOGGLE: NOW, \THAT'S\ MORE LIKE IT.
HOGGLE: YOU GETS IN THERE.
HOGGLE: YOU REALLY GOING IN THERE, ARE YOU?
SARAH: YES.
SARAH: I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO.
HOGGLE: COZY, ISN'T IT?
HOGGLE: HO HA HA!
HOGGLE: HA HA HA HA!
HOGGLE: NOW, WOULD YOU GO LEFT OR RIGHT?
SARAH: THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME.
HOGGLE: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET VERY FAR.
SARAH: HOW WOULD YOU GO?
HOGGLE: ME? I WOULDN'T GO EITHER WAY.
SARAH: IF THAT'S ALL YOU'LL SAY, YOU CAN LEAVE.
HOGGLE: YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM?
HOGGLE: YOU TAKE TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED.
HOGGLE: TAKE THIS LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE: EVEN IF YOU REACH THE CENTER,
HOGGLE: YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT AGAIN.
SARAH: THAT'S YOUR OPINION.
HOGGLE: IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.
SARAH: THANKS FOR NOTHING, HOGWART.
HOGGLE: OH!
HOGGLE: IT'S HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
HOGGLE: YEAH!
[SLAM]
LICHEN: OH! OH!
LICHEN: WHO'S SHE?
SARAH: WHAT DO THEY MEAN, "LABYRINTH"?
SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR CORNERS OR ANYTHING.
SARAH: THIS JUST GOES ON AND ON.
SARAH: MAYBE IT DOESN'T.
SARAH: MAYBE I'M JUST TAKING IT FOR GRANTED THAT IT DOES.
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: AH!
SARAH: AAH!
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: OH.
WORM: 'ALLO.
SARAH: DID YOU SAY HELLO?
WORM: NO, I SAID 'ALLO, BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
SARAH: YOU'RE A WORM, AREN'T YOU?
WORM: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?
WORM: NO. I'M JUST A WORM.
SARAH: OH.
WORM: COME AND MEET THE MISSUS.
SARAH: NO, THANK YOU,
SARAH: BUT I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS LABYRINTH.
SARAH: THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR OPENINGS.
SARAH: IT JUST GOES ON AND ON!
WORM: IT'S FULL OF OPENINGS.
WORM: JUST YOU AIN'T SEEIN' THEM.
SARAH: WHERE ARE THEY?
WORM: THERE'S ONE RIGHT ON FRONT OF YOU.
SARAH: NO, THERE ISN'T.
WORM: COME INSIDE AND HAVE SOME TEA.
SARAH: BUT THERE ISN'T AN OPENING.
WORM: OF COURSE THERE IS.
WORM: TRY WALKIN' THROUGH IT.
WORM: YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
SARAH: WHAT?
WORM: GO ON, THEN.
SARAH: THAT'S JUST WALL. THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH.
WORM: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM,
WORM: SO YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.
SARAH: HEY!
WORM: HEY! HANG ON!
SARAH: THANK YOU. THAT WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL.
WORM: BUT DON'T GO THAT WAY!
SARAH: WHAT WAS THAT?
WORM: DON'T GO THAT WAY.
WORM: NEVER GO \THAT\ WAY.
SARAH: OH.
SARAH: THANKS.
WORM: IF SHE HAD KEPT ON GOING DOWN THAT WAY,
WORM: SHE'D HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO THAT CASTLE.
[BABY CRYING]
SARAH: TOBY.
SARAH: I'M COMING, TOBY.
[BABY CRYING]
TOBY: WAAA!
GOBLIN: GET OFF ME!
GOBLIN: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
GOBLIN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GOBLIN: WALK, WALK, WALK!
GOBLIN: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[BLOWS]
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /
JARETH: / YOU DO /
GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /
JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE. /
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: QUIET!
JARETH: / A GOBLIN BABE /
JARETH: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: WELL?
GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH: / CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY /
JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH: / MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE /
JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN: / OR PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH: / AND BABY SAID /
TOBY: GA GA.
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN: EEEYOO!
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLIN: / MAKE HIM FREE! /
GOBLIN: HEY, WHAT GOES ON
GOBLIN: PASTA VAZOO?
GOBLIN: IS A-WRITING ON THE FRAGGING WALK-WALK!
GOBLIN: YOUR MOTHER IS A FRAGGIN' AARDVARK!
JARETH: IN 9 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES,
JARETH: YOU'LL BE MINE.
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH: / TRYING HARD AS BABE COULD TRY /
JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH: / MY BABY'S FUN HAD GONE /
JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN: / PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH: / THEN BABY SAID /
TOBY: YEEAH.
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN: HEEEHAA! BLUUUUUU!
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLINS: / MAKE HIM FREE! /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME //
GOBLIN: YOU GOT IT?
GOBLIN: I GOT IT.
GOBLIN: GOOD.
GOBLIN: SHH!
SARAH: OH, NO.
SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS.
SARAH: WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR!
JIM: THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR.
GUARDS: HA HA HA HA!
JIM: THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT.
SARAH: THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO.
TIM: NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU.
GUARDS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
SARAH: IT KEEPS CHANGING!
SARAH: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JIM: TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS.
TIM: ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
TIM: AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO--
RALPH: BA BA BA BUM!
TIM: CERTAIN DEATH!
GUARDS: OOH! OOH!
SARAH: WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
JIM: WE CAN'T TELL YOU.
SARAH: WHY NOT?
JIM: UH... I, UH...
JIM: WE DON'T KNOW.
TIM: BUT THEY DO.
SARAH: OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM.
ALPH: UH...
ALPH: YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US.
RALPH: IT'S IN THE RULES.
RALPH: ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,
RALPH: AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES.
RALPH: HE ALWAYS LIES.
ALPH: I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH!
RALPH: OH, WHAT A LIE!
TIM: HA HA HA!
ALPH: HE'S THE LIAR!
SARAH: ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO.
SARAH: WOULD HE TELL ME
SARAH: THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE?
ALPH: UH...
ALPH: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ALPH: REALLY?
ALPH: YES.
SARAH: THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
SARAH: AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH.
ALPH: HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH: BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE,
SARAH: SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES,
SARAH: THE ANSWER IS NO.
ALPH: I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH: THEN HE'D BE LYING.
SARAH: THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO.
ALPH: IS THAT RIGHT?
RALPH: I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT.
SARAH: NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
SARAH: I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE.
SARAH: I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER.
SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!
SARAH: AAH!
SARAH: YUCK!
SARAH: HELP!
SARAH: STOP IT!
SARAH: HELP!
HANDS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HELP"?
HANDS: WE \ARE\ HELPING.
HANDS: WE'RE HELPING HANDS.
SARAH: YOU'RE HURTING.
HANDS: WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LET GO?
SARAH: NO!
HANDS: WELL, THEN, COME ON.
HANDS: WHICH WAY?
SARAH: WHICH WAY?
HANDS: UP OR DOWN?
SARAH: OH.
HANDS: WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
HANDS: WELL, IT'S A BIG DECISION.
HANDS: WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM?
HANDS: YES, WHICH WAY?
SARAH: WELL, SINCE I'M POINTED THAT WAY,
SARAH: I GUESS I'LL GO DOWN.
HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN.
HANDS: SHE CHOSE DOWN?
SARAH: WAS THAT WRONG?
HANDS: TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA!
SARAH: AAH!
JARETH: SHE'S IN THE OUBLIETTE.
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: SHUT UP!
JARETH: SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP BY NOW.
GOBLIN: SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP.
JARETH: THE DWARF WILL LEAD HER BACK
JARETH: TO THE BEGINNING.
JARETH: SHE'LL GIVE UP WHEN SHE REALIZES
JARETH: SHE HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.
JARETH: HA HA HA!
JARETH: WELL, LAUGH.
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA! HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA HA!
[FOOTSTEPS]
SARAH: WHO'S THERE?
HOGGLE: ME.
HOGGLE: YA HA HA HA...
SARAH: OH, IT'S YOU.
HOGGLE: OH, YES, WELL...
HOGGLE: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE,
HOGGLE: SO I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU A HAND.
HOGGLE: OH, YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND.
HOGGLE: I SUPPOSE YOU'VE NOTICED
HOGGLE: THERE AIN'T NO DOORS,
HOGGLE: ONLY THE HOLE.
HOGGLE: THIS IS AN OUBLIETTE.
HOGGLE: LABYRINTH'S FULL OF THEM.
SARAH: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HOGGLE: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOGGLE: WHAT AN OUBLIETTE IS.
SARAH: DO YOU?
HOGGLE: YES. IT'S A PLACE YOU PUT PEOPLE
HOGGLE: TO FORGET ABOUT THEM.
HOGGLE: WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO
HOGGLE: IS GET OUT OF HERE.
HOGGLE: I KNOW A SHORT CUT
HOGGLE: OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: NO! I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW.
SARAH: I'VE COME TOO FAR!
SARAH: NO, I'M DOING OK.
HOGGLE: OF COURSE YOU ARE.
HOGGLE: BUT IT GETS A LOT WORSE
HOGGLE: FROM HERE ON IN.
SARAH: WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME?
HOGGLE: UH...WHAT?
HOGGLE: WELL, I AM, THAT'S ALL.
HOGGLE: NICE YOUNG GIRL,
HOGGLE: TERRIBLE BLACK OUBLIETTE.
SARAH: YOU LIKE JEWELRY, DON'T YOU?
HOGGLE: WHY?
SARAH: IF YOU HELP ME SOLVE THE LABYRINTH,
SARAH: I'LL GIVE YOU THIS.
SARAH: YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
HOGGLE: UH...SO-SO.
SARAH: OH.
SARAH: OK.
HOGGLE: YOU GIVE ME THE BRACELET,
HOGGLE: AND I'LL SHOW YOU
HOGGLE: THE WAY OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.
HOGGLE: WELL, THAT'S WHAT WOULD MAKE IT
HOGGLE: A PARITCULARLY NICE GESTURE.
SARAH: TAKE ME AS FAR AS YOU CAN,
SARAH: AND THEN I'LL DO IT ON MY OWN.
HOGGLE: WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?
SARAH: PLASTIC.
HOGGLE: OOHHH.
HOGGLE: I DON'T PROMISE NOTHING,
HOGGLE: BUT I'LL TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I CAN.
HOGGLE: THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, RIGHT?
SARAH: RIGHT.
HOGGLE: RIGHT.
HOGGLE: COR!
HOGGLE: PLASTIC.
HOGGLE: HERE WE GO.
HOGGLE: AH.
HOGGLE: DA DUM!
HOGGLE: OH! DAMN!
HOGGLE: BROOM CLOSET.
HOGGLE: WELL, CAN'T BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME.
HOGGLE: AH! THIS IS IT.
HOGGLE: COME ON, THEN.
HOGGLE: OOH. HA HA HA!
HOGGLE: AH. AH.
HOGGLE: THIS WAY.
ROCKFACE: DON'T GO ON.
ROCKFACE: GO BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
ROCKFACE: THIS IS NOT THE WAY.
ROCKFACE: TAKE HEED, AND GO NO FURTHER.
ROCKFACE: BEWARE!
ROCKFACE: BEWARE!
ROCKFACE: SOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
HOGGLE: IGNORE THEM.
HOGGLE: THEY'RE JUST FALSE ALARMS.
HOGGLE: YOU GET THEM IN THE LABYRINTH,
HOGGLE: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
ROCKFACE: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
HOGGLE: OH, SHUT UP!
ROCKFACE: SORRY. JUST DOING MY JOB.
ROCKFACE: BEWARE, FOR THE--
HOGGLE: JUST FORGET IT.
ROCKFACE: OH, PLEASE,
ROCKFACE: I HAVEN'T SAID IT
ROCKFACE: FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.
HOGGLE: OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOGGLE: DON'T EXPECT A BIG REACTION.
ROCKFACE: NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
ROCKFACE: FOR THE PATH YOU TAKE
ROCKFACE: WILL LEAD TO CERTAIN DESTRUCTION!
ROCKFACE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SARAH: UH-OH.
JARETH: AH.
JARETH: WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
HOGGLE: AH, NOTHING.
JARETH: NOTHING?
JARETH: NOTHING?
JARETH: \NOTHING?\
JARETH: TRA LA LA.
HOGGLE: YOUR MAJESTY! WHAT A NICE SURPRISE!
JARETH: HELLO, HEDGEWART.
SARAH: HOGWART.
HOGGLE: HOGGLE.
JARETH: HOGGLE, ARE YOU HELPING THIS GIRL?
HOGGLE: H-H-HELPING?
HOGGLE: IN WHAT SENSE?
JARETH: IN THE SENSE OF LEADING HER TOWARDS THE CASTLE.
HOGGLE: I WAS TAKING HER BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
SARAH: WHAT?
HOGGLE: I TOLD HER I WOULD HELP HER.
HOGGLE: A LITTLE TRICKERY. BUT ACTUALLY--
JARETH: WHAT IS THAT PLASTIC THING
JARETH: ROUND YOUR WRIST?
HOGGLE: OH.
HOGGLE: OH, THIS!
HOGGLE: OH, MY GOODNESS,
HOGGLE: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
JARETH: IF I THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND
JARETH: YOU WERE BETRAYING ME,
JARETH: I'D BE FORCED TO SUSPEND YOU HEADFIRST
JARETH: IN THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: NO, YOUR MAJESTY!
HOGGLE: NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!
JARETH: OH, YES, HOGGLE!
JARETH: AND YOU, SARAH.
JARETH: HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING MY LABYRINTH?
SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
HOGGLE: OHH...
JARETH: REALLY?
JARETH: THEN HOW ABOUT UPPING THE SPAKES?
SARAH: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
JARETH: YOU SAY THAT SO OFTEN.
JARETH: I WONDER WHAT YOUR BASIS FOR COMPARISON IS.
JARETH: THE LABYRINTH'S A PIECE OF CAKE?
JARETH: LET'S SEE YOU DEAL WITH THIS SLICE.
HOGGLE: OH, NO, THE CLEANERS!
SARAH: WHAT?
HOGGLE: RUN!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: YOU OK?
SARAH: COME ON.
SARAH: FASTER!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: OH! THE CLEANERS, THE BOG OF STENCH--
HOGGLE: YOU SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION!
HOGGLE: AHH!
HOGGLE: THIS IS WHAT WE NEED--
HOGGLE: A LADDER.
HOGGLE: FOLLOW ME.
SARAH: I CAN'T TRUST YOU.
SARAH: YOU WERE TAKING ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
HOGGLE: I WASN'T. I TOLD HIM THAT
HOGGLE: TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCENT.
SARAH: HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY?
HOGGLE: LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
HOGGLE: WHAT CHOICE HAVE YOU GOT?
SARAH: YOU'RE RIGHT.
HOGGLE: SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION.
HOGGLE: I'M A COWARD, AND JARETH SCARES ME.
SARAH: WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THAT?
HOGGLE: NO POSITION. THAT'S MY POINT.
HOGGLE: YOU WOULDN'T BE SE BRAVE
HOGGLE: IF YOU'D EVER SMELT
HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: IT'S, IT'S, IT'S--
HOGGLE: AAH! YUH.
SARAH: IS THAT ALL IT DOES IS SMELL?
HOGGLE: BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.
HOGGLE: BUT THE WORST THING IS,
HOGGLE: IF YOU PUT A FOOT IN THE BOG OF STENCH,
HOGGLE: YOU'LL SMELL BAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
HOGGLE: IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF.
HOGGLE: AHH!
HOGGLE: HERE WE ARE, THEN.
HOGGLE: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON.
SARAH: WHAT?
HOGGLE: THAT'S IT.
HOGGLE: I QUIT.
SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: I SAID I'D TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I COULD.
SARAH: YOU LITTLE CHEAT. YOU NASTY CHEAT!
HOGGLE: NOW, DON'T TRY TO EMBARRASS ME.
HOGGLE: I'VE GOT NO PRIDE.
SARAH: OH, YEAH?
HOGGLE: BUT THEM'S MY JEWELS!
HOGGLE: OH, YOU, GIVE THEM BACK!
HOGGLE: GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THOSE BACK!
HOGGLE: OH, GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME!
SARAH: NOW.
SARAH: THERE'S THE CASTLE.
SARAH: WHICH WAY SHOULD WE TRY?
HOGGLE: THEM'S MY RIGHTFUL PROPERTY!
HOGGLE: IT'S NOT FAIR!
SARAH: NO, IT ISN'T.
SARAH: BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
WISEMAN: OHH...
HOGGLE: HMM?
HOGGLE: COR!
SARAH: EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,
SARAH: BUT CAN YOU HELP ME?
WISEMAN: OH! A YOUNG GIRL!
HAT: WHOO WHOO WHOO!
WISEMAN: AND WHO IS THIS?
SARAH: MY FRIEND.
WISEMAN: OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
SARAH: I MUST GET TO THE CASTLE
SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?
WISEMAN: AH.
HAT: AH.
WISEMAN: EH?
HAT: EH?
WISEMAN: OH, YES. HUH.
WISEMAN: YOU WANT TO GET TO THE CASTLE?
HAT: HOW'S THAT FOR BRAINPOWER, HUH?
WISEMAN: BE QUIET!
HAT: AW, NUTS.
WISEMAN: SO, YOUNG WOMAN,
WISEMAN: THE WAY FORWARD IS SOMETIMES THE WAY BACK.
HAT: AYE!
HAT: WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!
WISEMAN: WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!
HAT: ALL RIGHT.
WISEMAN: OK?
HAT: OK.
WISEMAN: ALL RIGHT.
HAT: ALL RIGHT. SORRY.
WISEMAN: FINISHED?
HAT: YES.
WISEMAN: QUITE OFTEN, YOUNG LADY,
WISEMAN: IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE,
WISEMAN: WHEN, IN FACT...
HAT: WE ARE.
WISEMAN: WE ARE.
SARAH: I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE
SARAH: AT THE MOMENT.
HAT: HA! JOIN THE CLUB!
[SNORE]
HAT: I, UH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR LOT.
HAT: PLEASE LEAVE A CONTRIBUTION IN THE LITTLE BOX.
HOGGLE: DON'T YOU DARE! THEM'S MINE.
HOGGLE: COR.
SARAH: WELL...
SARAH: I GUESS I CAN SPARE THIS.
HAT: \GRACIAS, SENORITA.\
HOGGLE: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT.
HOGGLE: HE DIDN'T TELL YOU NOTHING.
HAT: WELL, WELL, THEN.
HAT: THERE GO A COUPLE OF SUCKERS.
[SNORE]
HAT: AH! IT'S SO STIMULATING BEING YOUR HAT.
HOGGLE: WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS YOUR FRIEND?
SARAH: BECAUSE YOU ARE.
SARAH: YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FRIEND.
SARAH: BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE GOT.
HOGGLE: COR! HUH!
SARAH: DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
HOGGLE: OH.
SARAH: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
HOGGLE: FRIEND. HUH! I LIKE THAT.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T NEVER BEEN NO ONE'S FRIEND BEFORE.
LUDO: YEEIAAHH!
HOGGLE: OH! GOOD-BYE!
SARAH: WAIT A MINUTE!
SARAH: ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT?
HOGGLE: NO! HOGGLE AIN'T NO ONE'S FRIEND.
HOGGLE: HE LOOKS AFTER HIMSELF, LIKE EVERYONE.
HOGGLE: HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: YOU COWARD!
LUDO: AAARGHH!
SARAH: WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID.
SARAH: THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
SARAH: IN THIS PLACE.
LUDO: GRRR!
LUDO: YARGGH!
GOBLIN: TRY THIS FOR SIZE, YOU BIG YETI!
GOBLIN: WE GOT YOU NOW, FUZZBALL!
GOBLIN: HA HA HA!
LUDO: GRRR!
LUDO: RRAGHH!
GOBLINS: HEEHOO YAH!
GOBLIN: NIPPY, NIPPY, NIP, NIP!
LUDO: GRRR!
[CHOMP!]
SARAH: IF I ONLY HAD SOMETHING TO THROW...
LUDO: EEOOWW!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLIN: BITE HIM ON THE TERIYAKI!
GOBLIN: SAKI TO HIM! SAKI TO HIM!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
[CLANK!]
GOBLIN: OH! WHAT HAPPENED?
GOBLIN: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE.
GOBLIN: AAH!
GOBLIN: HEY, WHY'D YOU BITE ME?
GOBLIN: WHO BITE WHO?
GOBLIN: WHY'D YOU BITE ME?
GOBLIN: I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!
[CLANK!]
GOBLIN: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
GOBLIN: RETREAT!
GOBLIN: ALL RIGHT, WHO BIT ME?
GOBLIN: OH, MY ACHING SUSHI!
GOBLIN: YII!
LUDO: YARRGH!
LUDO: YARRGH! YARRGH!
SARAH: NOW, STOP THAT.
LUDO: YARRGH.
LUDO: HMM?
SARAH: THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE WHO'S HELPING YOU.
LUDO: Hhrrr...
SARAH: DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU DOWN?
LUDO: LUDO...
LUDO: DOWN.
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: IS THAT YOUR NAME?
LUDO: LUDO.
SARAH: OH, YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NICE BEAST.
SARAH: WELL, I CERTANTLY HOPE
SARAH: YOU ARE WHAT YOU SEEM TO BE.
LUDO: AH. AH!
SARAH: JUST HANG ON. I'LL GET YOU DOWN.
SARAH: JUST A SECOND.
SARAH: UH!
SARAH: OH, I'M SORRY!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: LUDO, ARE YOU HURT?
LUDO: OH. OH...
LUDO: AH.
LUDO: AH.
LUDO: HUH.
LUDO: OH.
LUDO: FRIEND?
SARAH: THAT'S RIGHT, LUDO.
SARAH: I'M SARAH.
LUDO: HHRRH.
LUDO: SARAH.
LUDO: AH!
LUDO: OOH.
SARAH: OH, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
SARAH: YOU OK?
LUDO: AH. WHUAH!
LUDO: HUH. HUH.
LUDO: SARAH.
LUDO: SARAH FRIEND. YEAH!
SARAH: NOW, WAIT. JUST A SECOND.
SARAH: I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, LUDO.
LUDO: HUH? WHAT?
SARAH: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE CASTLE
SARAH: AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH?
LUDO: HMM.
LUDO: AH...UH!
LUDO: NO.
SARAH: YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER?
SARAH: I WONDER IF ANYONE KNOWS
SARAH: HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE: ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
HOGGLE: SHE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE: AH. COR.
SARAH: HEY.
LUDO: HMM?
SARAH: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?
LUDO: HMM?
SARAH: WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUDO?
SARAH: WHICH SHOULD WE CHOOSE
SARAH: OUT OF THESE TWO UGLY CHARACTERS?
LUDO: MMM...
KNOCKER1: IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE.
KNOCKER2: HS DF ASA PST.
KNOCKER1: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!
KNOCKER2: I'M NT TLKG WTH MY MTH FLL!
SARAH: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
KNOCKER1: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
KNOCKER2: AH!
KNOCKER2: OH! OH!
KNOCKER2: IT IS SO GOOD TO GET THAT THING OUT!
SARAH: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
KNOCKER2: IT'S NO GOOD TALKING TO HIM.
KNOCKER2: HE'S DEAF AS A POST.
KNOCKER1: MUMBLE, MUMBLE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONAL COMPANION.
KNOCKER2: ALL YOU DO IS MOAN.
KNOCKER1: NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SARAH: WHERE DO THESE DOORS LEAD?
KNOCKER1: WHAT?
KNOCKER2: SEARCH ME. WE'RE JUST THE KNOCKERS.
SARAH: OH.
LUDO: RRR.
SARAH: HOW DO I GET THROUGH?
KNOCKER1: HUH?
KNOCKER2: KNOCK, AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN.
SARAH: OH.
LUDO: HUH?
SARAH: LUDO.
LUDO: HUH.
LUDO: HUH.
LUDO: AH!
KNOCKER2: I DON'T WANT THAT BACK IN MY MOUTH.
SARAH: I WANT TO KNOCK.
KNOCKER1: DOESN'T WANT HIS RING BACK IN HIS HOUTH, EH?
KNOCKER1: CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM.
KNOCKER2: UMPH!
KNOCKER2: MMM! MMM!
KNOCKER2: MHHH!
KNOCKER2: MMMHHH...
KNOCKER2: AH!
LUDO: YES!
[MUMBLING]
SARAH: SORRY.
KNOCKER2: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M USED TO IT.
SARAH: COME ON, LUDO.
[DOOR CLOSES]
LUDO: HUH?
LUDO: OHHH.
GOBLIN: YOU SEE,
GOBLIN: GET THE BALL IN THE...
GOBLIN: DA DA DA.
[BURP!]
JARETH: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[BABY CRYING]
JARETH: HE'S A LIVELY LITTLE CHAP.
JARETH: I THINK I'LL CALL HIM JARETH.
JARETH: HE'S GOT MY EYES.
GOBLINS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
LUDO: OHH...
LUDO: LUDO SCARED.
SARAH: OH, GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
SARAH: COME ON.
SARAH: IMAGINE A BIG THING LIKE YOU
SARAH: BEING SCARED.
LUDO: YEAH.
SARAH: SEE, LUDO, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
LUDO: OH!
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO, WHERE ARE YOU?
SARAH: LUDO!
HOGGLE: BLAH!
SARAH: HOGGLE, HELP!
HOGGLE: I'M COMING, SARAH.
JARETH: WELL,
JARETH: IF IT ISN'T YOU.
JARETH: AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOGGLE: UH, WELL, THE LITTLE LADY GAVE ME THE SLIP,
HOGGLE: BUT I HEARS HER NOW,
HOGGLE: SO I WAS ABOUT TO LEAD HER
HOGGLE: BACK TO THE BEGINNING LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
JARETH: I SEE. FOR ONE MOMENT,
JARETH: I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUNNING TO HELP HER.
JARETH: BUT, UH, NO,
JARETH: NOT AFTER MY WARNINGS.
JARETH: THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
HOGGLE: YOU BET IT WOULD!
HOGGLE: ME? HELP HER?
HOGGLE: AFTER YOUR WARNINGS?
HOGGLE: HA HA HA!
JARETH: OH, DEAR. POOR HOGHEAD.
HOGGLE: HOGGLE.
JARETH: I'VE JUST NOTICED YOUR LOVELY JEWELS ARE MISSING.
HOGGLE: UH, OH, YES!
HOGGLE: SO THEY ARE.
HOGGLE: MY LOVELY JEWELS, MISSING.
SARAH: LUDO!
HOGGLE: I'D BETTER FIND THEM.
HOGGLE: FIRST, I'M OFF TO TAKE THE LADY
HOGGLE: TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LABYRINTH.
JARETH: WAIT!
JARETH: I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER PLAN.
JARETH: GIVE HER THIS.
HOGGLE: W-WHAT IS IT?
JARETH: IT'S A PRESENT.
HOGGLE: WILL IT HURT HER?
JARETH: NOW, WHY THE CONCERN?
HOGGLE: I WON'T HARM HER.
JARETH: COME, HOGBRAIN! I'M SURPRISED AT YOU,
JARETH: LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER A GIRL.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T LOST MY HEAD.
JARETH: YOU DON'T THINK A YOUNG GIRL
JARETH: COULD LIKE A REPULSIVE LITTLE SCAB LIKE YOU, DO YOU?
HOGGLE: WELL, SHE SAID WE WAS--
JARETH: WHAT? BOSOM COMPANIONS?
JARETH: FRIENDS?
HOGGLE: AHH. DON'T MATTER.
JARETH: YOU'LL GIVE HER THAT, HOGGLE,
JARETH: OR I'LL TIP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!
HOGGLE: YES. RIGHT.
JARETH: AND, HOGGLE, IF SHE EVER KISSES YOU,
JARETH: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE.
HOGGLE: Y-YOU WILL?
JARETH: PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH! HA HA HA!
SARAH: LUDO?
SARAH: LUDO?
[SNAP]
[TAP TAP TAP]
SARAH: WHAT'S GOING ON?
FIREY: YAH!
FIREY: HA HA HA!
FIREY: YAHOO!
SARAH: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
FIREY: AHA!
FIREY: WE'RE OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT!
FIREY: YEAH!
FIREYS: WHOO!
FIREY: / DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS /
FIREYS: / NO PROBLEMS /
FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO SUITCASE /
FIREYS: / NO SUITCASE /
FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES TO WORRY ABOUT /
FIREY: / AIN'T GOT NO REAL ESTATE /
FIREY: / OR JEWELRY OR GOLD MINES TO HANG ME UP /
FIREY: / I JUST THROW IN MY HAND /
FIREYS: / THROW IN HIS HAND /
FIREY: / WITH THE CHILLIEST BUNCH IN THE LAND /
FIREY: / THEY DON'T LOOK MUCH /
FIREY: / BUT THEY'RE SURE CHILLY CHILLY /
FIREY: / THEY'RE POSITIVELY GLOW GLOW, HUH! /
FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREYS: / BAD HEP WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.
FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD /
FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: HEY, I'M A WILD CHILD!
FIREYS: / WALK TALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: WHOO! WALK TALL!
FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD /
FIREY: BLEH! BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!
FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /
FIREY: YEAH!
FIREY: ROLL 'EM!
FIREYS: SNAKE EYES!
FIREY: HA HA HA!
FIREY: AH!
[GULP!]
FIREY: ALL RIGHT!
FIREY: WHOO!
FIREY: WHOO!
FIREY: OOH! OOH!
FIREY: GRRR!
FIREY: WHOO!
FIREY: YEAH!
FIREY: OOH!
FIREY: FORE!
FIREY: HA HA HA!
FIREY: / SO WHEN THINGS GET TOO ROUGH /
FIREY: / YOUR SKIN IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND /
FIREY: / AND EVEN DOWN LOOKS UP /
FIREYS: / DOWN LOOK UP /
FIREY: / BAD LUCK /
FIREYS: HA HA HA!
FIREY: / WE CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /
FIREYS: / SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /
FIREY: / AND WE DON'T CHARGE NOTHIN' /
FIREYS: / NOTHIN' AT ALL /
FIREY: / JUST STRUT YOUR NASTY STUFF /
FIREY: / WIGGLE IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH /
FIREY: / GET THE TOWN TALKING, BY GOD /
FIREYS: / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: / THINK SMALL /
FIREYS: / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: BAD HEP!
FIREYS: / BAD HEP, HAPPY WILD GANG /
FIREY: HEY, LISTEN UP!
FIREYS: / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD, CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /
FIREYS: / WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY: SHAKE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
FIREY: TAP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FEET.
FIREYS: / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD //
FIREY: COME ON, COME ON!
SARAH: OH! OH!
FIREY: HEY!
FIREY: HER HEAD DON'T COME OFF!
SARAH: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!
FIREY: SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S STUCK ON.
FIREY: WHERE YOU GOING WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT?
FIREY: I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO.
FIREY: TAKE OFF HER HEAD!
FIREY: YEAH, LET'S TAKE HER APART!
FIREY: HEY, LADY, THAT'S HIS HEAD.
FIREY: HEY, THAT'S MY HEAD.
FIREY: THAT'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
FIREY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FIREY: HEY!
FIREY: WHOA!
FIREY: HEY, LADY!
FIREY: IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
FIREY: TO THROW OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS.
FIREY: YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO THROW YOUR OWN HEAD.
FIREY: THAT'S RIGHT!
FIREY: WHERE'S THE REFEREE?
FIREY: NOW WE TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF!
FIREY: STOP HER, SOMEBODY!
FIREY: COME BACK, LITTLE LADY.
FIREY: PLAY THE GAME.
FIREY: WHO GETS TO THROW YOUR HEAD?
FIREY: HEY, YOU CAN'T QUIT!
FIREY: THE GAME'S NOT OVER!
[WHISTLE]
SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE!
FIREY: WE GET A FREE THROW.
FIREY: DON'T YOU WANT US
FIREY: TO TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF?
SARAH: HOGGLE!
FIREY: YOU CAN LOOK LIKE US!
SARAH: LEAVE ME ALONE!
FIREY: TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD!
FIREY: GET A SAW!
FIREY: LET US TAKE OFF YOUR ARM!
FIREY: AN EAR! TAKE OFF YOUR EAR!
FIREY: YOU DON'T NEED TWO EARS.
FIREY: THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER.
HOGGLE: SHOO! GO AWAY!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: YOU'VE COME TO HELP ME!
HOGGLE: NO. DON'T KISS ME! DON'T KISS ME!
SARAH: AAH!
SARAH: AAH!
HOGGLE: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
HOGGLE: AAH!
HOGGLE: UH!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: HOGGLE! HOLD ON!
HOGGLE: NO! OOH!
SARAH: OH, MY GOD!
HOGGLE: BLAH!
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
SARAH: UH! WHAT IS IT?
HOGGLE: THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: BLEH! UH!
SARAH: I'VE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING LIKE IT.
SARAH: IT'S LIKE...
SARAH: LIKE...
[FART! GAG! BURP!]
HOGGLE: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S LIKE.
HOGGLE: IT'S THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE: HELP!
SARAH: UH! HOLD ON!
[BURP!]
SARAH: UH!
HOGGLE: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GO
HOGGLE: AND DO A THING LIKE THAT FOR?
SARAH: DO WHAT?
[FAARRRT!]
SARAH: YOU MEAN RESCUE YOU?
HOGGLE: WHAT? NO!
HOGGLE: YOU KISSED ME.
SARAH: AAH!
HOGGLE: OH, MY GOSH.
SARAH: DON'T PRETEND TO BE SO HARD.
SARAH: I KNOW YOU CAME BACK TO HELP ME,
SARAH: AND I KNOW YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
HOGGLE: DID NOT! AM NOT!
HOGGLE: I'VE JUST COME TO GET ME PROPERTY BACK.
HOGGLE: OH, AND, UH...
HOGGLE: UH, GIVE YOU, GIVE YOU, UH...
SARAH: GIVE ME WHAT?
HOGGLE: OH! AH!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: AAH!
LUDO: SMELL.
SARAH: WHERE'S HOGGLE?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
HOGGLE: GET OFF OF ME!
SARAH: OH, HERE!
SARAH: HOGGLE.
SARAH: IT'S OK. THIS IS LUDO.
SARAH: HE'S A FRIEND, TOO.
HOGGLE: A WHAT?
LUDO: SMELL.
SARAH: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
[BURP! FART!]
HOGGLE: OH, MY GOD!
HOGGLE: OH! UH...
[WHEEZES]
SARAH: THERE'S A BRIDGE.
SARAH: COME ON.
HOGGLE: WATCH IT.
HOGGLE: YOU STEP IN THIS STUFF,
HOGGLE: AND YOU'LL STINK FOREVER.
DIDYMUS: STOP!
DIDYMUS: STOP, I SAY!
SARAH: WE HAVE TO GET ACROSS.
DIDYMUS: WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, NO ONE MAY CROSS.
SARAH: I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
HOGGLE: WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STENCH.
LUDO: SMELL BAD!
DIDYMUS: STENCH? OF WHAT SPEAKETH THOU?
SARAH: THE SMELL.
DIDYMUS: I SMELL NOTHING.
DIDYMUS: I LIVE BY MY SENSE OF SMELL.
[SNIFF]
DIDYMUS: THE AIR IS SWEET AND FRAGRANT,
DIDYMUS: AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
LUDO: SMELL BAD!
HOGGLE: OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY!
DIDYMUS: I'M SWORN TO DO MY DUTY!
HOGGLE: OOH!
SARAH: LET US GET ACROSS.
DIDYMUS: HOLD!
DIDYMUS: OOH!
DIDYMUS: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!
SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DIDYMUS: LET GO OF MY STAFF!
DIDYMUS: YAAH!
DIDYMUS: HA-HA!
LUDO: HMM?
DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN. I CAN CONQUER THIS MOUNTAIN.
LUDO: GRR!
DIDYMUS: WHOA!
LUDO: AAH!
DIDYMUS: AAH!
DIDYMUS: HA HA!
DIDYMUS: YAH, YAH, YAH!
DIDYMUS: THOU MUST DO BETTER THAN THAT!
DIDYMUS: GIVE UP? HA HA!
DIDYMUS: ENOUGH!
DIDYMUS: NEVER HAVE I MET MY MATCH IN BATTLE,
DIDYMUS: YET THIS NOBLE NIGHT HAS FOUGHT ME
DIDYMUS: TO A STANDSTILL!
SARAH: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LUDO?
LUDO: SMELL.
DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, I, SIR DIDYMUS, YIELD TO THEE.
DIDYMUS: COME, LET US BE BROTHERS HENCEFORTH
DIDYMUS: AND FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT AS ONE!
DIDYMUS: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LUDO: LUDO GET BROTHER.
DIDYMUS: WELL MET, SIR LUDO.
SARAH: GOOD. COME ON.
DIDYMUS: YOU FORGET MY SACRED VOW, MY LADY.
DIDYMUS: I CANNOT LET YOU PASS.
SARAH: BUT LUDO IS YOUR BROTHER.
DIDYMUS: I MUST DEFEND MY OATH TO THE DEATH.
LUDO: THE SMELL!
SARAH: LET'S HANDLE THIS LOGICALLY.
SARAH: WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU SWORN?
DIDYMUS: I HAVE SWORN WITH MY LIFEBLOOD
DIDYMUS: NO ONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
SARAH: WELL...
SARAH: MAY WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION?
DIDYMUS: WELL, I, UH...
DIDYMUS: UH...
LUDO: NO.
DIDYMUS: YES.
SARAH: THANK YOU.
DIDYMUS: MY LADY.
SARAH: UH-OH.
DIDYMUS: HAVE NO FEAR.
DIDYMUS: THIS BRIDGE HAS LASTED FOR 1,000 YEARS.
SARAH: NO!
DIDYMUS: IT SEEMED SOLID ENOUGH.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL SAVE THEE...
DIDYMUS: SOMEHOW.
LUDO: WHOO!
DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SIT AND HOWL
DIDYMUS: WHEN YON MAIDEN NEEDS OUR HELP?
LUDO: WHOO!
LUDO: WHOO!
LUDO: WHOO!
SARAH: THAT'S INCREDIBLE, LUDO.
DIDYMUS: CANST THOU SUMMON UP THE VERY ROCKS?
LUDO: SURE.
LUDO: ROCKS FRIENDS.
HOGGLE: YUCK.
SARAH: HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: MY DEAR!
SARAH: THANKS HOGGLE.
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FAAART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
[FART!]
DIDYMUS: SIR LUDO, WAIT FOR ME!
DIDYMUS: OH, AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS: IT'S ALL RIGHT, AMBROSIOUS.
DIDYMUS: YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
DIDYMUS: COME ON.
DIDYMUS: THAT-A BOY.
DIDYMUS: MY LOYAL STEED.
DIDYMUS: STEADY.
DIDYMUS: UP!
DIDYMUS: FORWARD.
DIDYMUS: AH, STEADY! STEADY, BOY.
DIDYMUS: COME ON, AMBROSIOUS.
DIDYMUS: JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO.
[FART FART FART!]
[FART FART FART FART!]
SARAH: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
DIDYMUS: EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
[JARETH] \I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.\
HOGGLE: I CAN'T GIVE IT TO HER.
DIDYMUS: WELL, COME ON, THEN.
DIDYMUS: WE SHOULD REACH THE CASTLE WELL BEFORE DAY.
JARETH: LOOK, SARAH.
JARETH: IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND?
JARETH: SO MUCH TROUBLE OVER SUCH A LITTLE THING,
JARETH: BUT NOT FOR LONG.
JARETH: SHE'LL SOON FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU,
JARETH: MY FINE FELLOW,
JARETH: JUST AS SOON AS HOGGLE GIVES HER MY PRESENT.
JARETH: THEN SHE'LL FORGET EVERYTHING.
[BUBBLING]
DIDYMUS: IS THAT MY STOMACH OR YOURS, AMBROSIOUS?
LUDO: HUNGRY.
SARAH: YEAH.
SARAH: WELL, WE CAN'T STOP NOW.
SARAH: MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME BERRIES.
HOGGLE: UH, SARAH.
SARAH: YEAH?
SARAH: HERE.
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: OH, THANK YOU.
SARAH: YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!
SARAH: THIS TASTES STRANGE.
HOGGLE: OH!
SARAH: HOGGLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
HOGGLE: OH, DAMN YOU, JARETH!
HOGGLE: AND DAMN ME, TOO!
SARAH: EVERYTHING'S DANCING.
DIDYMUS: YEA, VERILY!
DIDYMUS: WHOA, AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS: WHOA!
DIDYMUS: THE CASTLE DOTH LIE YONDER, MY LADY.
DIDYMUS: MY LADY?
DIDYMUS: MY LADY?
DIDYMUS: MY LADY?
DANCER: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A SAD LOVE /
JARETH: / DEEP IN YOUR EYES /
JARETH: / A KIND OF PALE JEWEL /
JARETH: / OPENED AND CLOSED WITHIN YOUR EYES /
JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE SKY /
JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR EYES /
JARETH: / THERE'S SUCH A FOOLED HEART /
JARETH: / BEATING SO FAST /
JARETH: / IN SEARCH OF NEW DREAMS /
JARETH: / A LOVE THAT WILL LAST /
JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART /
JARETH: / I'LL PLACE THE MOON /
JARETH: / WITHIN YOUR HEART /
JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /
JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /
JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /
JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING DOWN /
JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE /
JARETH: / I'LL PAINT YOU MORNINGS OF GOLD /
JARETH: / I'LL SPIN YOU VALENTINE EVENINGS /
JARETH: / THOUGH WE'RE STRANGERS TILL NOW /
JARETH: / WE'RE CHOOSING A PATH /
JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS /
JARETH: / I'LL LAY MY LOVE /
JARETH: / BETWEEN THE STARS /
JARETH: / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /
JARETH: / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /
JARETH: / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /
JARETH: / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH: / FALLING IN LOVE /
JARETH: / IT'S FALLING //
DANCER: AAH! AAH! AAH!
HOGGLE: OH, SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
HOGGLE: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
HOGGLE: I'VE LOST MY ONLY FRIEND, THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE.
HOGGLE: OH!
SARAH: WHAT WAS I DOING?
SARAH: OOH!
JUNKLADY: OW!
JUNKLADY: GET OFF MY BACK!
JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
JUNKLADY: YOUNG WOMAN, HMM?
SARAH: I \WAS\ LOOKING.
JUNKLADY: HUH?
JUNKLADY: WHERE \WERE\ YOU GOING?
SARAH: I DON'T REMEMBER.
JUNKLADY: YOU CAN'T LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING
JUNKLADY: IF YOU DON'T \KNOW\ WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
SARAH: I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING.
JUNKLADY: WELL, LOOK HERE!
JUNKLADY: HMM?
SARAH: LANCELOT?
SARAH: THANK YOU.
JUNKLADY: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR,
JUNKLADY: WASN'T IT, MY DEAR?
SARAH: YES, I FORGOT.
JUNKLADY: NOW,
JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE
JUNKLADY: AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE,
JUNKLADY: HMM?
JUNKLADY: HA HA HA!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: AH.
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
SARAH: I DREAMED IT ALL, LANCELOT.
SARAH: BUT IT WAS SO REAL.
SARAH: LET'S GO SEE IF DADDY'S BACK, OK?
JUNKLADY: BETTER TO STAY IN HERE, DEAR.
JUNKLADY: THERE'S NOTHING YOU WANT OUT THERE.
JUNKLADY: NO, OH, NO!
JUNKLADY: OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
SARAH: LANCELOT.
JUNKLADY: YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!
JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABIT.
JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!
JUNKLADY: OH, AND THERE'S BETSY BOO.
JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!
JUNKLADY: WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT?
JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THIS?
JUNKLADY: LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
JUNKLADY: IT'S A PENCIL BOX.
JUNKLADY: GOT LOTS OF PENCILS!
JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS.
JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS!
JUNKLADY: YOU NEVER WANTED THEM THROWN AWAY, DID YOU?
JUNKLADY: NOW, THEN, WHAT ELSE?
JUNKLADY: OH, IT'S LITTLE HORSIE.
JUNKLADY: YOU LOVE LITTLE HORSIE, DON'T YOU.
JUNKLADY: AND LOOK AT THIS!
JUNKLADY: YOU GOT A PRINTING GAME.
JUNKLADY: HERE'S A TREASURE.
JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT THAT, WON'T YOU, MY DEAR?
JUNKLADY: PUT IT ON.
JUNKLADY: MAKE YOURSLEF UP.
JUNKLADY: AND HERE'S DEAR OLD FLOPSIE.
JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT HER.
JUNKLADY: OH, YES.
JUNKLADY: OH, YES. CHARLIE BEAR.
JUNKLADY: THERE'S CHARLIE BEAR FOR YOU, HMM?
SARAH: THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
JUNKLADY: AH, DON'T TALK NONSENSE.
JUNKLADY: EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT
JUNKLADY: IS ALL RIGHT HERE.
JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY CANDY SHOP!
SARAH: "THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD
SARAH: "AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH: "I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH: "TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
SARAH: TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HATH STOLEN."
JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY DEAR?
JUNKLADY: DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR TOYS?
SARAH: IT'S ALL JUNK.
JUNKLADY: HUH?
JUNKLADY: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
JUNKLADY: THIS IS NOT JUNK.
JUNKLADY: HMM?
SARAH: YES, IT IS!
SARAH: I HAVE TO SAVE TOBY!
DIDYMUS: MY LADY!
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!
DIDYMUS: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
LUDO: SARAH?
DIDYMUS: MY LADY!
LUDO: SARAH?
DIDYMUS: FAIR MAIDEN, THANK GOODNESS
DIDYMUS: THOU ART SAFE AT LAST!
SARAH: WHERE ARE WE?
LUDO: SARAH BACK.
DIDYMUS: MY LADY, LOOK! WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
DIDYMUS: THE GATES TO THE GOBLIN CITY.
SARAH: LUDO, SIR DIDYMUS.
SARAH: LET'S GO QUICKLY.
SARAH: WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS,
DIDYMUS: FORWARD!
HOGGLE: OH, NO!
DIDYMUS: OPEN THE DOOR!
SARAH: SHH!
SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS, WE MUST GO QUIETLY.
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!
DIDYMUS: OPEN UP! OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!
SARAH: YOU'LL WAKE THE GUARD.
SARAH: QUIET!
DIDYMUS: WELL, LET THEM ALL WAKE UP!
SARAH: SHH!
DIDYMUS: I SHALL FIGHT YOU ALL TO THE DEATH!
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
SARAH: PLEASE, SIR DIDYMUS,
SARAH: FOR MY SAKE, HUSH!
DIDYMUS: BUT OF COURSE.
DIDYMUS: FOR THEE, ANYTHING.
DIDYMUS: I'M NOT A COWARD?
SARAH: NO.
DIDYMUS: THEN I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE, ANYWHERE,
DIDYMUS: ANYPLACE, ANYTIME!
SARAH: WE ALL KNOW.
SARAH: NOW HUSH.
SARAH: NOW QUIETLY.
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, BE QUIET NOW.
DIDYMUS: I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO BE SO QUIET?
DIDYMUS: IT'S ONLY A GOBLIN CITY.
SARAH: I SMELL TROUBLE.
[SLAM!]
LUDO: GRR!
SARAH: COME ON, LUDO.
SARAH: OH, NO!
LUDO: GRR!
SARAH: WHAT IS THAT?
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
LUDO: GRR!
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF ARF!
SARAH: WATCH OUT!
AMBROSIUS:NEIGH!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS: ARF ARF!
SARAH: DUCK!
DIDYMUS: WILL YOU COME HERE!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIOUS, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!
DIDYMUS: PLEASE COME.
DIDYMUS: YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
SARAH: OH, LUDO!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
LUDO: HUH?
HOGGLE: YAH!
GOBLIN: AAH!
HOGGLE: LOOK OUT!
HOGGLE: GET OUT OF THERE!
HOGGLE: BOMBS AWAY!
GOBLIN: BLAAH!
GOBLIN: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
LUDO: GRR!
GOBLIN: AAH!
HOGGLE: MY TURN NOW!
HOGGLE: HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS?
SARAH: DROP THE AX!
HOGGLE: I'M TRYING!
DIDYMUS: COME HERE AT ONCE.
[WHISTLES]
HOGGLE: OH, WHERE'S REVERSE?
HOGGLE: AAH!
SARAH: GET OUT OF THERE, HOGGLE!
HOGGLE: ABANDON SHIP!
HOGGLE: YAH!
SARAH: HOGGLE!
SARAH: OH, HOGGLE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOGGLE: I'M NOT ASKING TO BE FORGIVEN.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
HOGGLE: JARETH MADE ME GIVE YOU THAT PEACH.
HOGGLE: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
HOGGLE: I TOLD YOU I WAS A COWARD.
HOGGLE: I AIN'T INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS.
SARAH: I FORGIVE YOU, HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO?
DIDYMUS: AND I COMMEND YOU.
DIDYMUS: RARELY HAVE I SEEN SUCH COURAGE.
DIDYMUS: YOU ARE VALIANT, SIR HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: HUH...I AM?
LUDO: UUUH.
LUDO: HOGGLE AND LUDO FRIENDS.
HOGGLE: WE ARE?
SARAH: HERE ARE YOUR THINGS, HOGGLE.
SARAH: THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
HOGGLE: WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
HOGGLE: LET'S GET THAT RAT WHO CALLS HIMSELF JARETH.
SARAH: RIGHT!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, IT'S SAFE NOW.
DIDYMUS: NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
HOGGLE: ARGH! AH!
CAT: MEOW MEOW
HOGGLE: AH.
GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS! YOUR HIGHNESS!
GOBLIN: YOUR HIGHNESS,
GOBLIN: THE GIRL!
GOBLIN: THE GIRL WHO ATE THE PEACH AND FORGOT EVERYTHING!
JARETH: WHAT OF HER?
GOBLIN: SHE, THE MONSTER, SIR DIDYMUS, AND THE DWARF
GOBLIN: ARE ON THE WAY TO THE CASTLE!
JARETH: STOP HER! CALL OUT THE GUARDS.
JARETH: HIDE THE BABY.
GOBLINS: GUARDS!
JARETH: SHE MUST BE STOPPED!
JARETH: DO SOMETHING!
JARETH: COME ON, MOVE!
JARETH: MOVE!
SARAH: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!
HOGGLE: OH, PIECE OF CAKE!
GOBLIN: COMPANY, HALT!
GOBLIN: LANCERS, READY!
GOBLIN: CANNON, FIRE!
GOBLINS: CHARGE! CHARGE! CHARGE!
SARAH: OH!
SARAH: RUN!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN ABOUT!
SARAH: QUICK! THIS WAY!
DIDYMUS: CHARGE!
DIDYMUS: NO, NOT THAT WAY!
DIDYMUS: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
DIDYMUS: THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS?
DIDYMUS: SIT!
SARAH: CAREFUL.
SARAH: OK.
SARAH: THROUGH HERE.
SARAH: OK, COME ON, GUYS.
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, TURN AROUND THIS SECOND,
DIDYMUS: OR I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN!
[SCREECH]
DIDYMUS: THAT'S BETTER.
AMBROSIUS:ARRH!
DIDYMUS: DON'T WORRY. I THINK WE'VE GOT THEM SURROUNDED.
SARAH: DIDYMUS!
SARAH: WHERE'S DIDYMUS?
GOBLIN: FIRE!
GOBLIN: I HIT SOMETHING, YES?
GOBLIN: NO?
SARAH: WE'VE GOT TO FIND DIDYMUS.
SARAH: DOWN THIS WAY.
GOBLIN: WHOA.
DIDYMUS: GRRRR!
DIDYMUS: RRRRR!
DIDYMUS: CHARGE!
DIDYMUS: HA HA HA! TALLYHO!
DIDYMUS: AAH!
DIDYMUS: AH! AH! UH!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, YOU COWARD!
DIDYMUS: OH!
DIDYMUS: AH!
DIDYMUS: AH!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS!
SARAH: OOH!
SARAH: QUICK, IN HERE!
HOGGLE: OOH, HOW'S LUDO GOING TO GET IN?
LUDO: YRRURH!
LUDO: NNH!
GOBLIN: YOU IN THERE, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
LUDO: HUH? SURROUNDED?
SARAH: GET OUT!
SARAH: LUDO, CALL THE ROCKS!
LUDO: HUH?
GOBLIN: AAAH!
LUDO: WHOO!
GOBLIN: TAKE THAT!
SARAH: AH!
SARAH: HUNGRY? GREAT!
SARAH: LUDO!
DIDYMUS: AMBROSIUS, UNLOCK THIS DOOR!
DIDYMUS: HUH!
DIDYMUS: SO, HAD ENOUGH, HAVE YOU?
DIDYMUS: ALL RIGHT, THEN, THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,
DIDYMUS: AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE WELL-TREATED.
SARAH: YAH!
SARAH: LUDO!
LUDO: WHOO!
DIDYMUS: NEXT TIME, SURRENDER.
LUDO: WHOO!
GOBLIN: OH! YOH, YOH!
GOBLIN: AAH! GOOD GRIEF!
GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN!
GOBLIN: STEADY, MEN! HOLD YOUR GROUND!
GOBLIN: OK, I TAKE IT BACK!
GOBLIN: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
GOBLIN: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
GOBLIN: I'M GOING TO BED!
GOBLIN: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
HOGGLE: LET'S GO!
GOBLIN: AAH!
SARAH: WHOA, NELLIE! DUCK!
HOGGLE: HA HA! MISSED!
SARAH: OK, COME ON!
GOBLIN: FIRE!
GOBLIN: UGH!
GOBLIN: HEY, I JUST FIRED YOU!
SARAH: THIS WAY.
GOBLIN: NOW WE HAVE YOU!
HOGGLE: AND NOW YOU DON'T!
[GUNFIRE]
GOBLIN: HEY, NO PROBLEM.
SARAH: SIR DIDYMUS!
DIDYMUS: COMING!
DIDYMUS: HI-HO, SILVER!
SARAH: UH!
LUDO: NNNNH!
DIDYMUS: WHOA, BOY! WHOA, BIG FELLA!
SARAH: THIS WAY.
DIDYMUS: WHOA! STEADY, BOY!
DIDYMUS: AH, YES. UP YOU GO!
DIDYMUS: UP, UP!
DIDYMUS: COME ON.
DIDYMUS: COME ON.
SARAH: NO!
SARAH: HE MUST HAVE GONE THAT WAY.
HOGGLE: WELL, THEN, COME ON!
SARAH: I MUST FACE HIM ALONE.
DIDYMUS: WHY?
HOGGLE: YES.
SARAH: THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE.
DIDYMUS: IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE,
DIDYMUS: THEN THAT'S THE WAY YOU MUST DO IT.
DIDYMUS: BUT SHOULD YOU NEED US...
LUDO: UHRR.
HOGGLE: SHOULD YOU NEED US...
SARAH: I'LL CALL.
SARAH: THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU.
JARETH: / HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD /
JARETH: / YOU PRECIOUS THING /
JARETH: / YOU STARVE AND NEAR EXHAUST ME /
JARETH: / EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE /
JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO LONG /
JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO FAR /
JARETH: / YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH: / JUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH: / THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IN YOU /
SARAH: TOBY!
JARETH: / YES, I DO /
JARETH: / LIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUNLIGHT /
JARETH: / LOVE WITHOUT YOUR HEARTBEAT /
JARETH: / I...I CAN'T LIVE WITHIN YOU //
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: GIVE ME THE CHILD.
JARETH: SARAH, BEWARE.
JARETH: I HAVE BEEN GENEROUS UP UNTIL NOW,
JARETH: BUT I CAN BE CRUEL.
SARAH: GENEROUS!
SARAH: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S GENEROUS?
JARETH: EVERYTHING!
JARETH: EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED I HAVE DONE.
JARETH: YOU ASKED THAT THE CHILD BE TAKEN.
JARETH: I TOOK HIM.
JARETH: YOU COWERED BEFORE ME. I \WAS\ FRIGHTENING.
JARETH: I HAVE REORDERED TIME.
JARETH: I HAVE TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN,
JARETH: AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU!
JARETH: I AM EXHAUSED FROM LIVING UP
JARETH: TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME.
JARETH: ISN'T THAT GENEROUS?
SARAH: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD
SARAH: AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH: I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH: TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY,
SARAH: FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
SARAH: AND MY--
JARETH: STOP!
JARETH: WAIT!
JARETH: LOOK, SARAH.
JARETH: LOOK WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU--
JARETH: YOUR DREAMS.
SARAH: AND KINGDOM IS GREAT.
JARETH: I ASK FOR SO LITTLE.
JARETH: JUST LET ME RULE YOU,
JARETH: AND YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING
JARETH: THAT YOU WANT.
SARAH: KINGDOM IS GREAT...
SARAH: DAMN! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.
JARETH: JUST FEAR ME, LOVE ME,
JARETH: DO AS I SAY,
JARETH: AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE.
SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH: MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
SARAH: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!
[CLOCK CHIMES]
SARAH: TOBY.
SARAH: TOBY!
SARAH: TOBY?
SARAH: TOBY?
SARAH: HERE YOU ARE.
SARAH: I'D LIKE LANCELOT
SARAH: TO BELONG TO YOU NOW.
[DOOR OPENS]
FATHER: WE'RE HOME.
FATHER: SARAH, ARE YOU HOME?
SARAH: YEAH! YES, I'M HOME.
LUDO: GOOD-BYE, SARAH.
DIDYMUS: AND REMEMBER, FAIR MAIDEN,
DIDYMUS: SHOULD YOU NEED US...
HOGGLE: YES, SHOULD YOU NEED US
HOGGLE: FOR ANY REASON AT ALL...
SARAH: I NEED YOU, HOGGLE.
HOGGLE: YOU--YOU DO?
SARAH: I DON'T KNOW WHY,
SARAH: BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN
SARAH: IN MY LIFE,
SARAH: FOR NO REASON AT ALL,
SARAH: I NEED YOU--
SARAH: ALL OF YOU.
HOGGLE: OH, YOU DO?
HOGGLE: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
SARAH: YEAH!
SARAH: LUDO!
FIREY: HA HA HA HA HA!
DIDYMUS: I SAY,
DIDYMUS: DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE?
JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /
JARETH: / YOU DO /
GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /
JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE //
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
/ FOR WALKING AWAY /
/ BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
/ NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /
/ LIFE CAN BE EASY /
/ IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
/ DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
/ 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ HURTS LIKE HELL /
/ BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ OH OHH OHH OHH OH /
/ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /
/ DOWN UNDERGROUND /
/ DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
/ OH OHH OHH OHH OH /
/ A LAND SERENE /
/ A CRYSTAL MOON /
/ AH-HAH /
/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ LOST AND LONELY /
/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
/ UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGOUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ IT'S ONLY /
/ IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
/ IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /
/ THEY'RE LOST AND THEY'RE LONELY /
/ THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
/ UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ LET ME GO UNDERGOUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGOUND /
/ GET ME UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
/ I'M MOVING DOWN NOW /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
/ I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
/ DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
/ WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND //

THE END

(1 Cent <> Get Your Two Cents In)

oh really! [11 Feb 2004|03:03pm]
[ mood | ditzy ]
[ music | Rachel and Natisha ]

i'm on the phone with the two greatest people to ever walk the planet! times seven!!!! hey, i forgot about seven. isn't it delicious?!??!?!!?!?!?!

chico chico chico chico chico chico
chica chica chica chica chica chica
MUCHACHO! MUCHACHA! CHA CHA! soh cah toa! sine cosine tangent

ANGELO and his bigass girlfriend!!
BREATHE IN SO DEEP! THIS AIR IS BLESSED YOU SHARE WITH ME!

partay in da checkers



wayyyyy out in the water see it swimming





CoRNFLAKES DISEASE!!!!!!!

(1 Cent <> Get Your Two Cents In)

BITE ME [06 Feb 2004|04:51pm]
[ mood | predatory ]
[ music | none ]

so... mad... fuming...

sad

stupid...hotness ;(

(Get Your Two Cents In)

MORE QUIZZES! OH JOY! i can feel your excitement... [05 Feb 2004|05:51pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | AFI -leaving song pt number the dos ]

DesireNoneCrazy
Nothing. You Truly Desire Nothing. Your just empty
and creepy. Leave now.

PLEASE RATE


What Do You Truly Desire?
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taf
You're taffy!! You're a clever and kind person,
but you tend to hold grudges. You are not big
on dishing out forgiveness.


Which kind of candy are you?
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My inner child is six years old today

My inner child is six years old!


Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.


(1 Cent <> Get Your Two Cents In)

CHeddar [02 Feb 2004|04:14pm]
[ mood | jealous ]
[ music | Nirvana - Lake of Fire ]

Why do they put that fake powdery cheddar cheese flavor on things that should be left ORIGINAL! AHH!

I'm actually going to type stuff today. like this... and this... and that. and let the cops chase us around... haha. it's a blues riff in ... b (?) .... watch me for the the... changes (?) and try to keep up !

this is pretty pathetic... i'm trying to convince myself it's summer. while the snow falls outside, i sit in wearing a short sleeved SHIRT AHHHH! like it's a crime or something. maybe not....

what the heck was that?


sorry haha

it's easier to pick up chex mix with your tongue than to bother with fingers... like popcorn you know?
so are you ready for a visit from lauren ! she's coming to north carolina tonight on a runaway, but don't tell anyone
!!! SHH!!! ;);)

heys all, i gots a secret ! but you can't tell a SOUL. not even a stolen one, in a picture!!! noo no you can't.



it is....





THE SECRET of um.... yeah i lost it. it might've been good, but ... it's gone haha

i love spaces .
i love cheese.
i love david bowie.
i love pasta.
i love YOU

... scratch the last one.... HAHAHA j/k ! ;)

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