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Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in Joshua's Blurty:

    Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
    1:39 am
    quote for today
    As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

    - Jack Handey
    Tuesday, August 19th, 2003
    11:11 am
    quote for today
    Probably the worst thing about having King Kong go rampid in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

    - Jack Handey
    Monday, August 18th, 2003
    6:35 pm
    quote for today
    The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

    - Jack Handey
    Sunday, August 17th, 2003
    6:20 pm
    quote for today
    Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!"

    - Jack Handey
    Saturday, August 16th, 2003
    8:20 pm
    quote for today
    A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call up the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

    - Jack Handey
    Friday, August 15th, 2003
    5:43 pm
    quote for today
    If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

    - Jack Handey
    Thursday, August 14th, 2003
    3:41 pm
    quote for today
    Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

    - Jack Handey
    Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
    7:53 pm
    quote for today.......
    Have you ever seen a child, on his way to school, have a car drive past and splash him, and then he just stands there and thinks if he should just go to school or go home and change and be late... And then I drove past and splashed him again!

    - Jack Handey
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