oOo Miss Jaded Kittie oOo's Day

12:36PM - why yes I *am* on a Type O Negative kick...

I stayed up until 4:30 reading "The X-Rated Bible" giggling like a moron, especially when I got to the part where Yaweh cursed a whole bunch of people with Hemmrhoids. HAHAHAH! And then...oh shit...HAHAHAHA to lift the curse of the 'rhoids...THEY MADE GOLD EFFAGIES....HAHAHAHA...AND PUT THEM NEXT TO THE ARK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Voltaire called them "the golden anuses". BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OoOoOo funny shit. The chapter titles are pretty fucking funny as well. I'd go grab the book & list them off, but I dont want to go Downstairs. The creepy Lawn Maintenance guys are here & they watch me while I walk around the house. Freaks.
I can't let the dogs out while they are here either, so Bailey is shoving her nose INTO my leg & whining pitifully. She wants to go out & get attention from them all. Whore.
*yawn* I'm fucking tired. I gotta see Mike & hang out. Yay!
I keep telling myself, now that Aaron is in school...I can get up in the morning & do an hour on the Nordic Track & then some stupid workout video...mleh but I never do. I should though. I really should. I COULD do it, but I'm fucking lazy.
I guess I dont really *want* to be all hot & thin. No wait, yes I do. Wait no, shit. AUGH! I can't quite figure out what I need to inspire me. I know what I want to look like. Jacob's roomy Flea. She's got such a cute body & it's not fucking fair. I wish I had it. I want to walk around in bras & shorts & look good damnit! I wonder why I even got my damned navel pierced if I never show it to anyone. I should just take it out.
I want to take out my fucking lip ring too. It's all owchie right now due to making out & whatnot. It's like, what the hell is the point of having a metal hoop through your lip if you can't tease boiz with it?! It's swells up in the morning & itches like hell all day. I pick at it constantly which really does NOT help in the slightest & it's driving me crazy. But it looks so cooooool *sob* I dont want to get rid of it...I loves it. My preciouss.............
So Chris is online. He's not talking to me though. I'm being ignored. It upsets me greatly.
*shrug* fuck it.
I should get on doing my laundry. I'm out of socks. Heh.
...:;~*ElizabetH*~;:...

7:01PM - FUCK

I'm fucking SEETHING right now. I dont fucking know why. But I am. I'm fucking PISSED! People better stay the fuck out of my way tonight lest they get thier goddamn noses ripped off thier faces. Fuck you all. FUck it all.
On the goddamned lighter side...

I did that. Took me forever in fucking shitpile M-paint. Dont ask me what possessed me to do some janky arse 70's style art shit. I'll look you in your eyes & scream, "How the FUCK should I know?!"
Jesus I'm mad as hell.
Y'know, I think it's because I'm tired of people telling me ONE thing & acting another way. I'm fucking SICK of this SHIT! Do NOT give me the runaround. I'm mad at you enough as it is, don't make it worse.
I wonder what the front bumper of a semi going 70mph feels like...
...:;~*Elizabeth*~;:...