12:26AM - I am so bored. My fingers make sweet love to the keyboard
Last Person That..
1. Called You: Amanda
2. Slept In Your Bed: me
3. Saw You Cry: Chris
4. Made You Cry: Chris
5. Spent The Night At Your House: Marie
6. Shared A Drink With: Tony...GILLIGAAAAANNNNN!!!!
7. You Went To The Movies: Grant
8. You Went To The Mall With: Malls are evil. Angela I think...
9. Yelled At You: Dad.
10. Sent You An Email: Amanda. No one e-mails me but Manda
11. Said They Were Gonna Kill You: Oh lord, can't keep track.
Have You Ever..
1. Been To New York?: no. Sinners
2. Been To Florida? No. Mosquitos the size of your head.
3. California?: Many...many times.
4. Hawaii? no
5. Mexico?: ew.
6. China?: no.
7. Canada?: no
8. Danced Naked: Why??? Are you outside me window?!
9. Had A Dream About Something Weird and the next day it happened? All the freakin time.
10. Stalked Someone?: yeah
11. Had A Mud Bath?: no.
12. Wished You Were The Opposite Sex: Oh yeah. Always wondered what it would feel like to get a blowjob.
13. Had An Imaginary Friend?: I had imaginary minions. Most of them were cats. Because Catwoman had feline accompli. Catwoman knows what she's doing.
This Or That...
1. apples or bananas?: bananas
2. Blue or Red?: BLUE
3. Backstreet Boys or N Sync?: dont touch me.
4. Wal Mart Or Target: Wherever the chaw is cheapest baby! Yeeehawww!!!
5. Spring Or Fall?: Spring. I'm a sucker for clogged sinuses
6. Santa Or Rudolph?: Rudolph could fly me to Amsterdam, but Santa looks like a bowl full of jelly & crisco & mangled corpses. Do I really have to pick?!
7. Math Or English?: English. I skipped less of that class.
Some Other Stuff...
1. What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: smoke a bowl, or hate Chris. Probably both.
2. What Was The Last Meal You Ate: BBQ Chicken, baked potato, garlic bread, chocolate cake, weed. I love you Manda & Connieeee!!!
3. How Many Of Your Buddies are on?: 10. One just signed off because he can't deal.
4. Last Movie You Saw?: HAHAHAHA Nightmare Before Christmas.
5. Last Noise You Heard: the sound of someone's brain snapping....
1. Last Time You Went Out Of State: um...last summer? Huckleberry pickins
2. Lucky #: I have no lucky numbers. I'm too random.
3. Things You Like In A Guy/Girl: Um...I ask that they are coherant, intelligent, quasi-upbeat & that they bathe. A job & a car is a plus. Oh yes, and the willingness to lick my feet clean because I am thier own Personal Jesus.
4. Weirdest Thing About you? I dont do meaningless sex. Oop look I have EMOTIONS! AND I USE THEM!!!
5. Do you have a crush on someone?: I love everyone, & you're next!
6. Do Your Friends know?: um, some of them know...some of them dont want to know. All of them are on my list.
7. What Do You Think About Ouiji boards?: Homemade? THose ones work. The other ones...um...tools of Satan.
8. What Book Are You Reading Now?: something about some guy & a girl...and this bad thing happens & the world could end. I can't recall the title. Temple of something...I think?
9. What's On Your Mouse Pad?: my mouse.
10. Best Feeling in The World: letting GO! Try it, you whiny ass bitches.
11. What Is The First Thing You Think When You Wake In The Morning?: oh hell.
12. Have You Ever Died?: no, but would you like to?
13. Roller Coaster? of lo-ho-hoooove
14. How Many Rings Before You Answer The Phone: Phones are evil. 2 rings usually...just to see who the hell it is. But I still hate phones. I'm going to throw mine out the window.
15. Future Daughter's Name: Anwynn, Morrigan, or hmm...Mary Jane? Classic!
16. Future Son's Name: Kain, Cody, Dustin...I dont know.
17. Chocolate Or Vanilla?: Cinnamon. Bitches!
18. Do You Sleep With A Stuffed Animal? no, my imaginary boyfriend doesn't like my stuffed animal
19. What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: mmmm alcohol
20. If You Could Have Any Job You Wanted, What Would It Be?: Professional nap taker/Bitcher-outer
21. What Is Your Favorite soft drink?: Mountain Dew
22. Are You A Lefty, Righty, Ambidextrous?: Righty. Lefties are controlled by the Debbil.
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---Name makes you think of---
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RYAN: whore
ALEX: no.
TIFFANY: bitches
ABBY: *sob* I miss Abby!!!!
BRIAN: BEAKY!!!!
PHIL: wookie.
SALLY: see sally run! RUN SALLY RUN!!! OH GOD NOOOOO SALLLLYYYYY!!!!!!
SARAH: skag
DERRICK: dweebus
ALLEN: good time
JODIE: and the pussycats.
MICHELLE: skag
JESSICA: werd
LEAH: shotgun
ERIK: ex. Hate...him...
BILLY: bong.
JOSHUA: evil.
DANIEL: farmboi
BRITNEY: bitch
CHRIS: satan. Indecisive BASTARD!!! *rips things out of head & throws them*
SHANE: Irish MmMmMm.
BRAD: brad's are all dickanus heads. Poo
ROBERT: no teeth!!!! AUGH WHERE ARE TEH TEETH?!
TIM: no.
JIM: how yooall?
BRANDON: *see brad*
BEN: ny hill? God yes.
JAMIE: buckteeth.
KELLY: KELLLLAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! *LIXLIXLIX*
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