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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young SEWER CLEANER named HORATIO. He was DEPERATLY SMELLING in the SLIPPERY forest when he met DANK ALOYSIUS, a run-away PHONE WHORE from the STICKY Queen CHRISTY LANE.
HORATIO could see that DANK ALOYSIUS was hungry so he reached into his NUG JAR and give him his CAVERNOUS SNAILS. DANK ALOYSIUS was thankful for HORATIO's SNAILS, so he told HORATIO a very ROTUND story about Queen CHRISTY LANE's daughter JEZEBEL. How her mother, the STICKY Queen CHRISTY LANE, kept her locked away in a HOVEL protected by a gigantic RED CRESTED BABOON, because JEZEBEL was so INFERNAL.
HORATIO BELCHED. He vowed to DANK ALOYSIUS the PHONE WHORE that he would save the INFERNAL JEZEBEL. He would SCREW the RED CRESTED BABOON, and take JEZEBEL far away from her eveil mother, the STICKY Queen CHRISTY LANE, and DEFECATE ON her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOOSE URINATE and DANK ALOYSIUS the PHONE WHORE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RED CRESTED BABOON from his story. STICKY Queen CHRISTY LANE SNOOZED out from behind a PEN CAP and struck HORATIO dead. In the far off HOVEL you could hear a HOOWWEEEEEFLLLPPTTTHHH.
THE END.
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