||tom green - piggy hill
here it is:
::Have You Ever::
1. Kissed your cousin?: i only have 3 cousins and they are all guys. so no.
2. Ran away?: once, i didn't get very far, my sister turned me in.
3. Pictured your crush naked?: haha i think everyone does.
4. Actually seen your crush naked?: once or twice.
5. Broken someone's heart?: i think i have. she said i did, but who knows. she had a new boyfriend 3 days later.
6. Been in love?: when i find it, i'll say yes.
7. Cried when someone died?: who doesn't?
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: pssssh, yeah, like right now.
9. Broken a bone?: haha have i?! many times. many bones.
10. Drank alcohol?: come one. the previous entry is about going to a party. and yes, i am.
11. Lied?: yeah, i have.
12. Cried in school?: once. when my uncle died and people were making jokes about it. fucking assholes.
::Which is Better::
13. Coke or Pepsi?: pepsi. no doubt.
14. Sprite or 7UP?: 7-up. less carbonation.
15. Girls or guys?: girls.
16. Flowers or candy?: um i think flowers are pretty. especially pansy's. hahaha losers.
17. Scruffy or clean shaven?: i only shave my "mustache". other stuff doesn't really grow fast.
18. Quiet or loud?: it depends on the mood.
19. Blondes or brunettes?: brunettes rock the house.
20. Nice or playas?: shit nigga. who you think you is?
21. Tall or short?: short girls.
22. Pants or boxers?: i don't wear underwear. FREE, FREE BALLIN'!
::With the Opposite Sex::
23. What do you notice first?: shoes, hair and eyes.
24. Last person you slow danced with?: fuck if i know.
25. Worst question to ask?: i don't get this question.
26. Last person you showered with?: me?
27. Had a great time with the oppostie sex?: of course. i do have SOME friends who are of the female sex.
28. Your good luck charm?: my watch haha
29. The person you hate the most?: haha this thing isn't long enough.
30. The best thing that happened to you today?: i fixed my journal.
31. Color(s)?: black and pink. pink is the new black.
32. Movie(s)?: i don't feel like typing them all, but "x-2" really rocked me.
33. Book(s)?: the great gatsby, tender is the night.
34. Subject in school?: english.
35. Ice cream?: cookies n cream
36. Holiday?: fuck, who cares? haha
37. Season?: winter.
38. Breakfast food?: pop tarts. or marshmellow matey's.
39. Place to go on your honeymoon?: where ever she wants.
40. Makes you laugh the most?: dylan, defenitly. "FUCK YOU FERNANDO!" "FUCK YOU TOO CEASAR!"
41. Makes you smile?: pam.
42. Gives you a funny feeling when you see them?: well i get a funny feeling in my crotch when we go down a steep hill in a car...
43. Has a crush on you?: she loves him, and he loves her, and she loves somebody else, you just can't win...
44. Do you have a crush on?: Hot hot heat. <--- i agree pam.
45. Can make you feel better no matter what?: defenitly david and dylan. those fools rule.
46. Is easier to talk to, guys or girls?: girls. totally. they can tell me how crappy they are.
::Do you ever::
47. Sit by the phone waiting for a call all night?: well not sit by it, but i do await calls a lot.
48. Save AOL conversations?: only if they are really important.
49. Save E-Mails?: i read them and as long as they are journal notifications or junk mail, i save them incase i need them later. why you so damn curious anyway!?
50. Wish you were someone else?: sometimes. well actually, always.
51. Wish you were a member of the oppostie sex?: no way, i could never handle a period. big props girls.
52. Cried because of someone's mean words?: yeah, once. it was harsh. you'd have to know what i'm talking about.
54. Perfume?: i don't like perfume. it smells and gives me a headache.
55. Kiss?: well i can't know it's the best until i die, then i'll say, "that kiss was the best with ____."
56. Romantic memory?: uh, no. fuck you.
57. Most recent advice given to you?: that, well, um, i don't get advice. i only give it. it's not fair.
58. Fallen for your best friend?: no. i don't have one.
59. Made out with "just a friend"?: once. it screwed things up.
::Have you ever::
61. Been in love?: apparently not.
62. Been in lust?: of course.
63. Used someone?: no.
64. Been used?: no.
65. Been cheated on?: yeah. quite a few times.
66. Been kissed?: nope, never.
67. Done something you regret?: yeah. i have.
68. What is it?: people.