[23:51] (Warskull) if I recall new zealand turned out nice with few lethal poisonous animals
[23:51] (Warskull) while australia is a pit of venomous death

Date:	2003-11-27 15:22
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	sick

[Dest] Fuck it's cold. Stupid winter.
[Otohime] I agree, Dest!
[^BahamutDuo^] driving home is gonna fucking suck tonight
[^BahamutDuo^] its fucking raining and snowing right now
[Dest] It's time for depanting.
* ^BahamutDuo^ removes his pants
[Acteo] is it no pants o'clock?
[Otohime] flmao
[^BahamutDuo^] depanting done sir!
* ^BahamutDuo^ salutes
[Outsyder] Its winter?
[Outsyder] i thought it was still Autumn
[Otohime] Only a Canadian would understand.
[^BahamutDuo^] its the season of SHUT THE FUCK UP
[Dest] Actually I only changed pants
[Dest] It's too fucking cold to go shorts now.
[Otohime] OMFG YES DUO IT IS
[Dest] Stupid winter.


Not that funny; I just hate Outsyder :\

I WAS JUST JOKING!!!

[16:11] (Slack) so, when you leaving for canada?
[16:11] (tate) I'm looking up the paperwork now, Shae
[16:11] (tate) and I'm not even kidding
[16:11] (tate) http://canadainternational.gc.ca/view-en.asp?Grp=00EB00F3010A&ID=266&act=2&tbID=2

[00:09] (tate) If you're God's gift to women, I'm an athiest.

in reference to ryan's birthday present

[00:51] (tate) Unless it's a bullet.
[00:51] (tate) Then I'll be confused.
[00:51] (Slack) it's not a bullet.
[00:51] (tate) Excellent
[00:51] (Slack) i promise!
[00:51] (tate) I'm not a big fan of getting shot.
[00:51] (Slack) ps - this is canada
[00:51] (Slack) we don't believe in shooting friends.
[00:51] (tate) Oh yeah.
[00:51] (Slack) ((that and my gun is in BC))
[00:52] (tate) I'm so used to, you know, SHOOTING ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE I SEE!

[00:52] (Slack) rotf
[00:52] (Slack) laughing of course.
[00:52] (tate) I just roll on the floor
[00:53] (tate) it puts out the fire, you see.

Date:	2003-11-04 23:16
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	sleepy

[23:13] (Beerman) http://grouphug.us/confessions/626743917 heh
[23:14] (Dane) "I'll just endure the anal sex"
[23:14] (Dane) "The truth is more painful"

(Beerman) "...but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring himself. He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears stream from Joey's closed eyes. The soft music started to get to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing crescendo of his own..."
(Angelod) wtf?
(Beerman) Full House erotic fan fiction
(Angelod) you purousing homoerotic?
(Beerman) served to you courtesy of bash.org

Date:	2003-10-22 23:19
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	discontent

[23:16] (Beerman) so a baby seal walks into a club

[23:36] (Sloan|Work) It's so classy to wear a Gulfbusters shirt
[23:37] (Sloan|Work) Especially in today's warm political climate
[23:37] (Fenris) I just got an email complaining that none of the girls in the new strip have, and I quote, "BIG FUCKING BOOBS".
[23:37] (Fenris) And you wonder why I ended Aikida.
[23:37] (Beerman) hah
[23:37] (Sloan|Work) Oh, my mail got thru

Date:	2003-10-22 00:25
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	uncomfortable

[23:51] (Mr_Shroom) I'm sorry, boys.
[23:51] (Mr_Shroom) Gilbert Gotfried has my heart.
[23:51] (Slack) boys?
[23:51] (Mr_Shroom) And by heart, I mean anus.
[23:51] (Slack) goddamnit i'm not a boy >_<
[23:51] (Mr_Shroom) Yes, Slack.
[23:52] (Mr_Shroom) You manly man you.
[23:52] (Slack) I HAVE BREASTS. LARGE ONES. I HATE YOU ALL!
[23:52] * Slack runs to aaron sobbing, with her breasts heaving
[23:52] (Beerman) :D with extra DDD
[23:52] (Slack) oh god. what a horrible joke.
[23:52] * Slack quotes it in /~irc_quotes

( more! ^_^ )

Date:	2003-10-21 00:50
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	nerdy

[00:49] (Fenris) I lubricate naturally

and my favourite IRC quote yet...

[09:53] * Landslide spins
[09:59] * Landslide spins right round baby, right round.
[09:59] (Landslide) LIKE A FUCKING RECORD.
[10:00] (Fenris) There's something seriously wrong with you.
[10:01] * Landslide spins toward Fenris, screaming.
[10:04] (Fenris) So disturbing..

[12:50] (Tony) the internet spread it's vagina-like opening, and birthed lyle onto you. placenta and all.

[12:02] (CrackyMcZap) punks
[12:17] (Vovka) bunch of wankers
[12:17] (Vovka) :Q
[12:18] (Sethur) *fapfapfap* sorry what did you say, i didn't understand you?
[12:18] (CrackyMcZap) yeah was too busy strangling the cyclops
[12:22] (Slack) that poor cyclops ;_;
[12:22] (Landslide) =====D
[12:23] (Slack) aww he's so cute
[12:23] * Slack pets it
[12:23] (CrackyMcZap) careful, he spits

[23:16] * Warskull sets ender's penis on fire
[23:16] (HattoriHanzo) what penis?
[23:16] (Warskull) Now that's a flaming johnson!
[23:16] (HattoriHanzo) sleep
[23:16] * Slack|Oyasumi steals ender's penis
[23:16] * Slack|Oyasumi snuggles and sleeps with it
[23:16] (HattoriHanzo) ack its detachable
[23:16] (Slack|Oyasumi) niiiiight~
[23:16] * HattoriHanzo sleeps too
[23:17] (Warskull) distribute it over kazaa now ;p
[23:17] * Slack|Oyasumi drools on ender's penis
[23:17] (Dest) T_T
[23:17] (HattoriHanzo) HEY
[23:17] (Slack|Oyasumi) :D
[23:17] (HattoriHanzo) don't you start gnawing on that
[23:17] * Slack|Oyasumi nibbles sleepily?
[23:17] (HattoriHanzo) no
[23:17] (Slack|Oyasumi) aw ;_;
[23:17] * Slack|Oyasumi snuggles peaceful on oniisan with the giant penis and goes to bed.

Date:	2003-10-13 11:07
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	groggy

Sloan, on the Canadian Thanksgiving

[11:05] (Sloan) Of course, we were all a little wasted last night, and as all Thanksgiving dinners do, the conversation slowly and inevitably wound its way back to Hitler.

[00:28] (Goonigoogoo) DOCTOR HYPOCRITE
[00:28] (Goonigoogoo) PAGING DOCTOR HYPOCRITE
[00:29] (BlurryMystr) I'M SORRY, I LEFT MY PAGER IN THE LOUNGE

Date:	2003-10-03 16:15
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	blah

[Dest] I want pictures of naked Lyle please.
[Otohime] I'll be sure to do that.
[Dest] Excellent.
[Dest] And naked Finnegan.
[skwerrel] Hurray?
[skwerrel] he's always naked, except when he goes for walks.
[skwerrel] then we put a harness on him
[Helixxo] how do i op myself inym own channel?
[Helixxo] in my*
[Dest] Sexy sexy kitty.
[Otohime] Sometimes.
[Dest] Nothin' better than some kitty sex, followed by Baby Tartar.
[Otohime] We put the harness on Lyle.
[Otohime] Just to mix it up.
[skwerrel] ooooooooooooh yeah!

( a step by step guide to naomi pr0n, as detailed by dest. )

[16:10] (Slack) lyle's penis rocks
[16:10] (Slack) it's so cute.
[16:10] (skwerrel) ((read: small))
[16:10] (Slack) skwerrel: NO. cute. as in i wish it had a hat
[16:10] (Slack) then it would be like, uber-penis
[16:10] (Otohime) Haha.
[16:10] (skwerrel) ((read: so that it would be longer))

Date:	2003-10-02 13:12
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	okay

stats have been updated :D

http://www.unsporkpr0n.net/~syrup/stats/btc.html

that is all.

[21:33] (panda) i love that new "network for men"
[21:34] (panda) it's so much better than the one for women
[21:34] (panda) bunch of pussies