| 8:24p |
I can't bear the guilt! I must confess...it is really C. Our plan...divide and conquer!
I discovered the tall man was leaving, so I arranged for C to interview. I knew you couldn't resist a sweet woman, so infiltrating was easy. I decided it was best to have you think she was married. I was afraid you would use your charms to seduce her, or notice our chemistry, and realize we were lovers. Enter Mike. He is really a Merkin, (a merkin is "a man who dates or marries a gay or bisexual woman so that the woman can pretend to be heterosexual") We moved slowly...allowed the trust to develop. Everything was going beautifully, until...Vegas! Who knew that my proclivity to the female anatomy would be completely obliterated by your amazing sexual prowess! |