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He just called to tell me he took a downward spiral during the night.
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[26 Mar 2009|01:43am] |
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I couldnt find the highway to turn on to get to my house.
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[15 Mar 2009|02:44pm] |
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It's sunny outside. Kids are out blowing bubbles and playing with sidewalk chalk. I want to be out there so bad.
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[15 Mar 2009|10:52am] |
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I hate when I order stuff and half the order is on back order.
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[09 Mar 2009|06:00pm] |
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You and I have changed vastly throughout the many years we have known each other, but each change I make, each decision I stand by --you are there, you are the rock that stands still while I squirm for ground.
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[09 Mar 2009|08:25am] |
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It's a beautiful Monday morning. :)
I'm going to have my remicade injection. I'm looking forward to it. How sad.
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[07 Mar 2009|11:05am] |
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Did everyone wake up in a shitty fucking mood today? My God!
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[28 Feb 2009|08:07pm] |
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I'm waiting on a change in you.
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[09 Oct 2008|06:23pm] |
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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[22 Sep 2008|05:51pm] |
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People always talk about that moment when they fell for their best friend. There never was a moment for me and mine. I've always loved him.
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[31 Jan 2007|05:46am] |
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In some situations, hell, in most situations, a man thinks with his dick. by the time that thought process works all the way to his head, he usually sees that situation more clearly.
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[27 Aug 2006|02:12pm] |
I see the blood all over your hands
does it make you feel more like a man
was it all just a part of your plan?
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[19 Aug 2006|10:38pm] |
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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