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| Sunday, February 22nd, 2004 | |
| 9:24 pm | blank you came so fast and went faster like the fucking wind i finally did it slick i deleted you from my life just two little buttons made you go away the waiting was making me crazy like you think i am Current Mood:  blankCurrent Music: toto absolutely live - i'll be over you |
| Saturday, December 6th, 2003 | |
| 6:54 pm | muling buhayin si BOY BASTOS The Life Of Boy Bastos Tawa na... The Life of Boy Bastooos!!!!!!!!! Bago pa man mabuo si Boy... Sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na tayong lumabas! Sperm 2: oo nga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2! Sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! TAE! TAE! TAE! Sumunod na oras.... Sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas! Sperm 2: oo nga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2! Sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! TONSIL! TONSIL! At sa sumunod pa... Sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas! Sperm 2: oo nga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2! Sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD! *splat!* condom... Sa kabutihang palad ay nabuo rin si Boy. at di nagtagal... Nanay: honey!!! oras na! manganganak na ako!!! Tatay: talaga honey? o teka lang! wag kang gagalaw! (biglang naghubad si tatay at ipinasok nya ang kanyang batutoy sa batutay ni nanay!) Nanay: honey! anong ginagawa mo??? Tatay: basta! akong bahala! ANAK! KUMAPIT KA! KUMAPIT KA! Hindi umepekto ang "delivering the baby" style ni tatay, so dinala si nanay sa ospital... Doc: ayan ho Mrs., nakalabas na ang ulo ng anak nyo! Nabigla si doc ng ... Boy Bastos: hoy! ikaw ba tatay ko? Doc: hindi! hindi ako ang tatay mo! nurse halika dito dali! Nang dumating ang lalaking nurse... Boy Bastos: hoy! ikaw ba tatay ko? Nurse: naku! hindi ako ang tatay mo! teka tatawagin ko sya! Nang dumating si tatay... Boy Bastos: hoy! ikaw ba tatay ko? Tatay: oo anak! ako nga! Boy Bastos: (sinundot-sundot and noo ng tatay) masarap ba yan ha? masarap?!!!!? Isang araw, nung mga three years old na si Boy Bastos, sabay sila naligo ng tatay niya nang mapansin niyo yung @#%$ ng kanyang tatay. Boy Bastos: Tay, ano po yan? Tatay: A, eto, a, eh, ano to ? ah ?.. (nahiya pa ang @#%$) Boy Bastos: Yan pong nakalawit na yan? Tatay: A, anak, eh, lumpia to. Boy Bastos: Tangnang lumpia yan, mukhang tite!!! Kinagabihan ..... nakita ni Boy na dinidilaan ng nanay nya ang betlog ng tatay nya... Boy Bastos: nay, anong ginagawa mo? Nanay: ah, anak, kumakain lang ako ng bola-bola. Boy Bastos: antakaw mo naman nay! may bola-bola ka na nga, may lumpia ka pa! Nung hapon na nakita nya ang boobs ng kanyang nanay Boy Bastos: nay ano yan? Nanay: wala anak, salbabida ang mga to. Boy Bastos: pwede ko bang gamitin yan sa beach bukas? Nanay: hindi pwede anak kasi gagamitin ko. Boy Bastos: eh di yung kay yaya nalang. Nanay: hindi pwede anak. walang hangin yun e. Boy Bastos: imposible nay! ka-iihip lang ni tatay kagabi e! Nang mga 4 years old naman si Boy Bastos, aksidenteng nakita niya ang bulbol ng nanay niya. Boy Bastos: Nay ano po iyan? Bat may buhok kayo diyan? Nanay: Ah anak, wala iyan. Walis iyan. Boy Bastos: @#%$ kaya pala kagabi nakita ko yung katulong natin winawalis yung mukha ni tatay. Nagtanong ang nanay ni Boy sa kanya... Nanay: anak bat ayaw mong magpaligo sa yaya mo? Boy Bastos: e kasi nakakatakot sya! nakita ko kahapon nung pinapaliguan nya si itay... Nanay: o anong nakakatakot dun? Boy Bastos: eh...nangangagat ng titi e! Di nagtagal ay pumasok na si Boy sa eskuwelahan at di rin nagtagal ay nakilala na sya bilang Boy Bastos... Teacher: class, ang gagawin natin ay, magsasabi ako ng letter at magsasabi kayo ng word na nag-uumpisa dito. okay, letter a! Boy Bastos: mam ako! mam! Teacher: ayoko sayo Bastos ka e...okay, Nene? Nene: mam apple! Teacher: very good! next letter b! Boy Bastos: mam! ako mam! Teacher: ayoko sayo Bastos ka e... Nag-isip ngayon si teacher ng letter na walang maiisip na kabastusan. Teacher: ok, letter z! o sige na nga Boy, letter z. Boy: mam zebra. Teacher: very good! Ayan hindi na pala Bastos si Boy. Boy Bastos: PERO 16 INCHES YUNG TITI ! Kumakain ng mani si Boy... Boy: Nene, gusto mo ng mani? Nene: ayoko, tinitigyawat ako sa mani e... Boy: ah ganon ba? ako sa mukha. Nasa isang mall si Boy Bastos nang bigla siyang ma-jingle. Pumunta siya sa pinakamalapit na CR pero sarado ang men's room. Dahil desperado, sa women's room na lang siya nag-CR. Nang palabas siya, nahuli siya ng janitor. Janitor: Hoy, bakit dito ka umihe, hindi mo ba alam na pambabae itong CR na to? Inilabas ni Boy Bastos ang tite at ipinakita sa janitor. Boy Bastos: E bakit ito, hindi ba ito pambabae? Crush ni Boy si Nene kaya di nya ito tinitigilan ?.... sinisiko ni Boy si Nene Nene: mam! si Boy o! sinisiko ako! Teacher: Boy Bastos! alam mo bang masakit ang maniko? Boy Bastos: e mam, bat pa kayo pumasok? Isang hapon, niyakag ni Boy Bastos maglaro si Nene Boy: uy, Nene, laro tayo ng "wag wag" Nene: anong "wag wag"? Boy: ganito lang...maghubad ka tapos papatong ako sayo...tapos isisigaw mo, "wag! wag!" Binata na si Boy, at nanliligaw sya kay Nene...isang gabi, naiwan si Boy at si Neneng nag-iisa sa bahay... Boy Bastos: sige na Nene, pagbigyan mo na ako. Nene: Boy wag ayoko... Boy Bastos: sige na... Biglang nagbrownout... Boy Bastos: o ipapasok ko na ha? Nene: wag Boy ang sakit! aaaaaaaa! Sumindi uli ang ilaw. dugu-dugo ang ilong ni Nene. Naguusap si Boy at ang tatay nya... Tatay: Boy, anong gusto mong gawin paglaki mo? Boy: parang ginagawa mo tay! Tatay: ang galing naman ng anak ko! gusto ring mag-abogado! Boy: hindi tay! gusto ko ring tumira ng katulong! Isang araw ng malapit ng ikasal si Boy Bastos Tatay: Anak, eto pera, sumibak ka muna para magka-experience ka bago ka ikasal.. Maraming pokpok dyan sa palengke. Habang papunta na si Boy Bastos sa Palengke para maghanap ng pokpok, nakita siya ng lola niyang malibog. Lola: Boy Bastos apo ko, san ba iho ang lakad mo? Boy Bastos: Dyan lang po sa palengke. Binigyan ako ng pera ng tatay para kumantot ng pokpok. Lola: Bigay mo na lang sa 'kin ang kalahati at ako na lang ang sibakin mo iho. Pag-uwi ni Boy Bastos sa Bahay ay abot tenga ang ngiti ng @#%$ at kinausap agad ang tatay. Boy Bastos: Tay, nakasibak na ko. Nagpasibak sa kin si lola. Kalahati pa bayad. May pambili pa ko ng bold na tabloid. Tatay: Ano? @#%$ mo bakit mo sinibak nanay ko? Boy Bastos: @#%$ mo rin ikaw nga araw-araw mo sinisibak nanay ko. Minsan sa pwet pa! Di naglaon ay ikinasal rin sina Boy at Nene... sa honeymoon Boy Bastos: o Nene, mag ano na tayo! Nene: sorry Boy ha? meron ako ngayon e. Boy Bastos: lang ya naman o...sa pwet nalang! Nene: Boy nagtatae rin ako e. Boy Bastos: bad trip...sa bibig? Nene: inuubo ako e...*ahem! ahem!* Boy Bastos: putang ina wag mong sabihing may sipon ka rin?! Nagka-anak sina Boy at Nene, isang lalaki at isang babae. binata't dalaga na sila... Nene jr.: tay, peram naman ng kotse o... Boy Bastos: sige pero isang kondisyon. mag-ano muna tayo. Nene jr.: tay meron ako ngayon e. blowjob nalang kita. Boy Bastos: o sige. pagkatapos ng blowjob... Nene jr.: tay, bat lasang tae yung @#%$ nyo? Boy Bastos: ah ganon ba? hiniram kasi ng kuya mo kanina yung kotse e! Lumipas ang mga taon at naging pulis si Boy at sa complaint desk sya naka-assign... Babae: ser, tulungan nyo ho ako...ginahasa ho ako! huhuhu... Boy Bastos: isalaysay mo sa akin ang nangyari iha...yung detalyado ha? babae: opo...hinoldap po ako ng isang mama, tapos po ay dinala nya ako sa isang liblib na lugar. dun po ay hinalik-halikan niya ako. Pagkatapos ay inumpisahan nya akong hubaran. Una, ang palda ko. Tapos po ang blouse. At ng naka bra at panty na lang ako ay sinalat po nya ang aking... Boy Bastos: TAMA NA! TAMA NA! sa kabila ka na mag file ng complaint! babae: bakit ho ser? Boy Bastos: tinitigasan na ako! Matanda na si Boy Bastos at binata na ang kanyang anak. Pinayagan niya na itong maghanap ng asawa, ngunit sa isang kondisyon: kailangan niyang humanap ng asawang inosesnte pa. Naisip ng anak niya na upang makakita siya ng inosente, ipapapakita niya ang kanyang @#%$ sa babae at titingnan ang reaction nito. Nalibot niya ang buong mundo, ngunit hindi siya makakita ng babaeng hindi alam kung ano yun. Ngunit isang araw, nakakita siya ng babaeng mukhang inosente at ipinakita niya yung kanyang tite. Anak: Ano to? Babae: Uod, uod. So, naisip niya, inosente nga ito, akala niya uod yung nakita niya. At inuwi niya yung babae sa bahay para ipakilala kay Boy Bastos. Para maipakitang inosente nga, pinakita niya ulit yung tite niya, this time sa harap ni Boy Bastos. Anak: Ano to? Babae: Uod, uod. At nabilib si Boy Bastos, aba, inosente nga. Kaya sinubukan din ni Boy Bastos yung babae at ipinakita niya ang kanyang ari. Boy Bastos: Ano to? Babae: PUTANG INA, YAN ANG TITE!!! Current Mood:  annoyedCurrent Music: Erykah Badu - Bag Lady |
| 6:49 pm | sex in the office. (CIA) sex in the office Current Mood: annoyedCurrent Music: Erykah Badu - Acapella |
| 6:22 pm | sex article The Women Are Coming So how can you possibly tell whether or not she has really reached orgasm? After all, since all women react differently to climaxing (just as men do), how can you tell whether she saw the heavens or was simply attempting to feed your little ego? Well, there are plenty of ways in which to determine that your sexual partner has reached the acme of her sexual pleasure. Whereas some women make it quite obvious that they're having an orgasm, other women are quiet as a mouse and expect you to know that they're satisfied. Some women have no problem being vocal and voicing what they want you to do. They scream, dig their nails into your back (or the bed as the case may be), pull your hair, cry, and in extreme situations, they black out for a moment. Are you feeling her vaginal muscles contract? Well then, more likely than not, your partner is reaching her climactic level in the fornication department. If she begins squeezing and then releasing her PC muscles, it's because you're hitting that spot that she loves so much...so keep doing it! Another way to be sure is to wait until you feel her get extremely wet. Squeezing the muscles may mean she's about to orgasm, but unless you continue to excite her, she may not reach that climactic finale she wants so desperately to attain. If she begins to juice, well then gentlemen, we have a winner! The liquid may or may not "flow out". A small percentage of women, during orgasm, will experience what is called female ejaculation. During female ejaculation, fluid is expelled from the urethra. This fluid is not to be mistaken for urine because it is made from a different substance. The majority of women, however, will not experience this. They will merely experience an increase in vaginal lubrication, which can still be just as intense for them. But every man can hope for an ejaculator! On occasion, women who reach climax get hardened nipples. Now if your lady happens to have hard nipples all the time, well then, better luck next time. For the rest of you though, hardened nipples are a dead giveaway that a woman is reaching her pleasure peak. Obviously, her breasts swell when she gets excited because of the blood rush throughout her body. Her nipples, on the other hand, are a different story. Although it has not been proven scientifically, some women, upon achieving orgasm, claim that their nipples harden only when they reach their climax. So be aware of your lover's nipples -- if they are constantly hard, even when they're not stimulated, then it's unlikely that hardened nipples during sex will have any telltale signs. If, on the other hand, she rarely or never has hard nipples, keep your eyes open and your tongue ready (for licking and sucking, of course). If you're blessed enough to have a sexually vocal woman for a partner, then welcome to the wonderful world of prediction. This technique is simple in determining whether your lady is really reaching her peak or if she's simply acting like an interested porn star for the sake of the situation. If her moaning is constant and periodic, as though she's making noise mechanically (ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah...you get the picture), then it's quite likely that she's putting on a performance. Whether she's faking it to get it over with or because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings, some women think that it's necessary to act as though they're climaxing. Go figure. The rest of us, however, have no qualm about letting out distinct sounds of pleasure and peak. If your lady friend moans as though she's disoriented or bewildered, then it's my belief that the orgasm is on its way to the surface. If she begins to grasp at things, or screams and shouts that she wants it harder, faster and that you shouldn't stop, then take heed and do as she says. Who knows, perhaps her excitement will make you reach orgasm also, thus killing two birds with one stone! Rider beware: there exist the "conniving climaxers" that are so convincing, you'll probably never know that they're fooling you. In any case, enjoy the ride because if she's so adamant about lying, it's not your fault. Gentlemen, you have to realize that if you constantly engage in one-night-stands, it's likely that you'll rarely figure out whether or not your woman of the hour is climaxing or not. The best way to get to know what women want is by having either long-term relationships or constant casual sex with a "friend". Of course I'm not implying that all women are the same; au-contraire, they're individual beings with differing wants and needs. But by spending some time in a relationship, you can learn about and understand a woman's body. You can figure out what is pleasurable and what is undesirable. As a wise woman once told me, "It's better to have bedded one person a million times than a million people one time." So gentlemen, protect yourselves at all time, and start doing that by getting yourself some free condoms. Until next time gentlemen, happy hunting and reach for the orgasms! Current Mood:  drainedCurrent Music: The Roots- feat Jill Scott- You Got Me(LIVE) |
| Friday, November 21st, 2003 | |
| 2:13 am | |
| 2:08 am | meet chuckie's dad..straight from ILLINOIS. |
| 2:03 am | meet pogi...  Current Mood:  gigglyCurrent Music: sugar hiccup - 5 years |
| Sunday, November 16th, 2003 | |
| 10:46 pm | meet SQUIRT! (roxygirl's iguana)   monix, took these pictures, panalo. moe, isa kang talentadong nilalang. hehe Current Mood:  bouncyCurrent Music: Artstrong - Yesterdaze Left Over |
| 10:04 pm | blog wars... You're sick. Amen. Current Mood:  satisfiedCurrent Music: System Of A Down - Toxicity |
| Monday, November 10th, 2003 | |
| 5:39 pm | hehehe ano ako dito...paki post na lang. slamat. Styles Of Courtship According To... > > > >THE VARSITY DUDE > >Opening line: "You know what, every time you watch > me play, I feel so inspired" > >His game plan: He's gonna wink at you or point at > you whenever he scores > >First move: He'll give you free tickets to his > games > >First gift: His team jacket or a UST growling > tigers yellow jacket.... > >First date: He's gonna take you to a UAAP game > between ATENEO and BARANGKA HIGH SCHOOL > >Phone habit(s): He always talks about his great > heroic game saving shots > >Courting endurance: Really depends on how long the > off-season is > >How he will propose: After a game and winning the > MVP award, he'll ask you to be his girlfriend > > > >THE COMPUTER KID > >Opening line: ..Hi!!!...ASL > >His game plan: He's gonna give you all the > anti-nuking devices to keep you protected > >First move: He'll give you a cyber flower > >First gift: New software especially made for you > >First date: He's gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and > you're gonna chat and surf together > >Phone habit(s): He always talks about computer > jargons, you never understand them though > >Visiting hours: Whenever your computer breaks down, > he'll be there > >Courting endurance: It really depends on how much > more free Internet hours he has left > >How he will propose: He's gonna ask you over one of > the chat channels > > > >THE GEEK FREAK > >Opening line: "Hey groovy chick!!" > >His game plan: He's gonna do all your homework > until you realize! his importance > >First move: He's gonna do all your reports and term > papers > >First gift: A book on Chemistry made easy starring > Big Bird and Pong Pagong > >First date: He's gonna take you to a very silent > place... the library > >Phone habit(s): He always tries to review you for > upcoming tests and quizzes > >Visiting hours: Everytime you have work that > requires him to go to your house > >Courting endurance: As long as you need someone to > do your school load > >How he will propose: He's gonna ask you in between > the bookshelves in the library > > > >THE RICH KID > >Opening line: "So whatta you want?" (flips the > wallet open with all the dangling credit cards) > >His game plan: He's gonna give you anything money > can buy > >First move: He'll take you for a joy ride in his > two-seater roadster > >First gift: Anything with a price tag not lower > than 10,000 > >First date: He's gonna take you in his yacht for a > cruise Phone habit(s): He keeps on asking if there's > anything you need, and he means ANYTHING > >Visiting hours: whenever you're available > >Courting endurance: usually lasts long enough for > you to be as rich as he is > >How he will propose: He'll rent TIME SQUARE and > propose on the big screen > > > >MR. SMOOTH > >Opening line: Usually he'll call the girl and make > her "bola" > >His game plan: He'll be friends with you first and > then he'll go for the kill afterwards > >First move: He'll be callin' you ever night to try > to be as close to you as possible > >First gift: He'll give you roses or a teddy bear > >First date: He's gonna take you for a stroll at the > mall Phone habit(s): He always makes you "bola" > >Visiting hours: Whenever he can think of an excuse > to go to your place > >Courting endurance: As long as he doesn't get that > famous line "..let's be friends na lang" > >How he will propose: Over the phone (around > midnight in most cases) > > > >THE HEADBANGER > >Opening line: "Pank's nat ded!!" > >His game plan: He's gonna keep on asking you to > watch his gigs > >First move: He'll give you tickets just for you to > watch his gigs > >First gift: Some heavy metal CD you can't seem to > appreciate > >First date: He's gonna take you to Club Dredd > >Phone habit(s): He keeps on playing the guitar over > the phone, heavy metal stuff of course! > >Visiting hours: Everytime he doesn't have a gig > >Courting endurance: As long as you don't say No! > >How he will propose: He's gonna dedicate this song > to you and propose afterwards > > > >THE PLAYBOY > >Opening line: "You're my one and only." > >His game plan: As far as he's concerned, you're > just one of his many options > >First move: He's gonna call you EVERY OTHER NIGHT > (guess who he calls on those other nights?!?!?) > >First gift: A Parker pen, the ones that can be > bought in packs (guess where > >the other pens went?!) > >First date: He's gonna take you to a place where > he's sure that he can't be spotted by his other > girls...someplace like...McDonalds, Laguna > >Visiting hours: Every other day (I wonder why?!?) > >Courting endurance: As long as he gets away with it > >How he will propose: Like how he asks every other > girl.. Can you be my girlfriend??" > > > >THE FLASH > >Opening line: "Will you be my girlfriend?" > >His game plan: He'll ask you as soon as possible > >First move: He's gonna ask you > >First gift: Oh yah , while he's asking you he's > gonna give you roses > >First date: (You have to give him an answer first > before he takes you out > >Phone habit(s): (You never really never got ! to > talk to him. He is so goddamn fast!!) > >Visiting hours: The only time ! he's gonna visit is > when he's gonna ask you > >How he will propose: refer to opening line > > > >THE JOLOG > >Opening line: "I CRUSH YOU" (what he means is, he > likes you very much!) > >His game plan: He's gonna collect coins so he can > call you from the payphone > >First move: He's gonna follow you around like some > goon and then he's gonna > >pick your pocket to get info about you. > >First gift: He's gonna give you a pirated tape of > the Streetboys' latest > >album with the special participation of Aiza > Seguerra > >First date: He's gonna take you to Ever Gotesco > Commonwealth to watch a tagalog movie > >Phone habit(s): He tries to make you bola by > comparing you to Sabrina M. and Nora Aunor > >Visiting hours: As long as the jeepneys are not on > strike > >Courting endurance: As long as..."He Crushes You" > >How he will propose: "I lab u , puwede ba kitang > maging syota?!?!" (---Jologs tlga) Current Mood:  exhaustedCurrent Music: mayonnaise music - jopay |
| 12:11 pm | virgo. The dark side of the stars we all have that shadow side of ourselves, few see and know about, come on admit it. The truth is sometimes buried deep inside, and few want to know about their own. Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are rather materialistic and it is fueled by your fears of financial disaster. This makes you complain about monetary woes, irritating many with your obnoxious attitude. You can also be a social climber, manipulating your way up the ladder; name-dropping all the way to the top. Once in a while, you'll have morbid thoughts about Death something that scares you because you have no control over it. You tend to be obsessive about your mortality sometimes. Advice: Stop worrying about losing money, and you'd rid yourself of unfounded nightmares. Stop manipulating others and you'll be free to concentrate on attaining your goals. Get rid of your phobias and you'll be able to relax more and enjoy yourself. Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18 ) You tend to be too idealistic and naive sometimes. Practicality gets thrown out of the window by you many times. Cool and aloof, you rarely want to deal with deep emotions. You like to give advice but don't like to receive it. And ideas and inspirations that you sometimes neglect or follow through with them are constantly bombarding you. Or else you are constantly shifting focus, giving people the idea with no staying power. Advice: Take time to explore your private feelings. Not all people see things your way. And just because you come up with ideas,don't expect other eople to do all the work for you. Learn to trust people and accept advice. Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You are an escapist - you have this knack of avoiding issues if they seem unpleasant. You delve into past memories to escape your present woes. There is also a tendency towards alcoholism and even drug abuse - you are on a search for some kind of 'high'. You also love to flirt and too much of it may send the wrong, dangerous signals out to other people. Once in a while, a dark mood will descend on you and you become rather unsociable and withdrawn. Advice: Trust your instincts, but also be in control of your perceptions. Whenever the escapist tendency hits you, join a seminar or get a pep talk from a friend to get your perspective right. Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20) A warrior at heart, you thrive on challenges and any strife and dramas, you are tempted to stir things up, just to keep yourself happy. You are also rather intolerant of mistakes and don't have patience for weakness or failings in others. And sometimes, you can be quite a snob as well you like to be seen at the right places or wear the right clothes. And you're also prone to bossiness. Your restless nature may make you quit a project suddenly if you can't sustain the interest. Advice: Get off your high horse and pay your dues before people will accept you. Learn to be more tolerant of others and try to see the other person's side of the story. If you believe in what you do,you can move mountains. Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20) You are stubborn and like to hold onto things, not wanting to let go of anything or anyone. You are slow to anger, but when you do get worked up to a rage - everyone step aside! You also have a selfish streak and can be quite sneaky as well. And although people may see you as helpful and agreeable, you sometimes have an inner struggle wanting the approval of others while sticking to your own opinions. You also tend to be suspicious of others and question their motives. Advice: Stop being mean and try to be nice. Learn to forgive and let go of your past disappointments. Learn from your mistakes and have faith in yourself and others as well. Gemini (May 21 - Jun 21) Your devil-may-care attitude sometimes could bring harm to yourself - you tend to live on the edge sometimes. Many of you believe that y ou don't deserve success, somehow feeling guilty for it. You may give others too much of yourself sometimes that you lose yourself. You may be prone to suppressing emotions as well. And at times that makes it difficult for you to accept affection and love. Advice: Work at listening to others and don't be tempted to try dare devil stunts all the time. And try doing something for yourself and once in a while, in between, doing favors for others. You're human, after all. Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22) You can get carried away with emotions - your anger is overwhelming and your sadness can depress all those around you. You're also ultra-sensitive to other people's emotions and are affected by these as well. You tend to react before you think and then brood about what you may have done or said wrong. You are also prone to periods of morbidity,thinking dark thoughts. Feelings of insecurity creep in now and then,making you snappish or else you try to win the approval of everyone at your expense.Advice: Accept that you are hypersensitive to emotions and work with yours. Go with the flow and by doing the right thing, you set an example for others. Work with others and this will help build your confidence and open you up. Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) On the rare occasion you lose your temper, you can turn into a savage beast. You seem to need an audience as well, to help boost your confidence and ego, sometimes. Other times, you get caught up in the outward dramas of your life that you neglect what you're feeling inside. This results in a delayed reaction when emotions sneak up on you and you get hit with a whammy. You also tend to be proud and aggressive, cloaking these with your charm. When things don't go your way, you get impatient and may even throw a tantrum. Advice: Learn to spend some time alone with yourself and get to know yourself better. And learn to experience your emotions at the moment, don't store them up for another time. And know that not all means justif y the ends. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) You have a martyr complex, feeling that you were put on this earth to do good work and not receive any credit for it. You tend to be ultracritical of yourself and others and you also worry about things that are beyond your control. A little pessimistic sometimes, you tend to be an intellectual snob. You bottle up all your insecurities and fears, and hesitate to reach out for help. And once in a while, you become a busybody - that's when you also feel responsible for other people's problems. Advice: Modesty has its own limits - take credit for your efforts. Give yourself a break and know that you do not have to be successful in everything you do. Keep focused and don't get tangled in other people's affairs too often. Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 23) Your inability to reach a decision in matters of personal action are legendary. You like to weigh all the alternatives and hear every side of an argument - but this may take time and opportunities may pass you by because of it. You also like to expand energy on people who may not deserve it. You want to help the underdog. You are also sensitive to criticism and may take mild statements of fact very personally. Advice: Follow your instincts and act on them - stop sitting on fences. Don't blindly trust people, learn to be a little more discriminating in your offers of help. Learn to think for yourself and don't be swayed by persuasive tongues. Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21) You have a revengeful streak and a long memory for past hurts. Sometimes you're downright spiteful. When you suffer, you make sure others suffer along with you. Sometimes, you may even use deception to get what you want and to influence others to stay out of your way. You may even believe these untruths and unrealistic fears will grow on you. Once in a while, you may come across someone that just rubs you on the wrong side for no apparent reason and you make it your mission to bury him or her. Advice: Flight the negative emotions that arise in you, and resentment will not sour your life. Don't' give into temptation to tell lies, learn to conquer your strong tendency towards revenge and things will fall into place for you. Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You've got a big mouth and unwittingly hurt an insult people with it. You can even go to utter strangers and give unsolicited advice and comments. You also seem to enjoy verbal duels with others whenever you can. And you sure can make sore losers, even suspecting foul play if things don't go your way. You have a knack for confrontation and you can't resist being sarcastic. You also don't think too much of many people, because you have a mild superiority complex. Vanity is also a trait in many of you. Advice: Learn with whom you can be frank otherwise keep your comments to yourself.Discretion is the better part of valour.Curb you rockiness, and you can combine it with your concern for serious issues, aiding in your search for truth Current Mood:  hornyCurrent Music: mayonnaise music - jopay |
| 2:11 am | hehehe... > >ADULT SEX QUIZ > >1. What doesn't belong in this list? >a. Meat >b. Eggs >c. Wife >d. Blowjob >Answer : blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs or >wife, but you can't >beat a blowjob. > >2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? >Answer: So men can be open minded. > >3. What's the speed limit of sex? >Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. > >4. What do a Rubik cube and a penis have in common? >Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get. > >5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? >Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! > >6. Three words to ruin a man's ego... >Answer: "Is it in?" > >7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? >Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. > >8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? >Answer: One of his fingers is clean. > >9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. > >10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? >Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. Current Mood:  determinedCurrent Music: Tuck and Patti - Love Warriors |
| Tuesday, November 4th, 2003 | |
| 11:46 pm | puta. badtrip. angelfire deleted my account, so no more eye candies. hassle. Current Mood:  distressedCurrent Music: better days - dianne reeves |
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| 10:26 am | the eyes...  kaninong mata 'to? Panalo no? =] Current Mood: blankCurrent Music: Say You'll Never Go - Neocolors |
| 2:03 am | I can't stand another fight. I'm tired, Dad. I hope someday...somehow..you'll ...support me. ...care for me. ...love me. I don't mind you head-strong, but I can't always be wrong. Current Mood: drainedCurrent Music: Lullaby - Introvoys |
| 1:40 am | Booooooooringggggggg! i got this from mylittleboy.. hehe. im bored. LAYER 0NE: Name: Abu Jarak Joleni Birth date: Sept 4 Current Location: Starbucks. Eye Color: Dark brown Hair Color: Jett Black Height: ewan? Righty or Lefty: Pareho. Zodiac Sign: Virgo. LAYER TWO: The shoes you wore today: Nike Shox Your weakness: Anong klase? Chicharon Bulaklak Your fears: Flying ipis. Your perfect pizza: Aling Lukreng pizza Goal you'd like to achieve: World chaos. LAYER THREE: Your most overused phrase(s) on YM/ICQ: "tangna." Your thoughts first waking up: Weekdays: 5 more minutes! weekend: JAE Your best physical feature: Nose. Your bedtime: eh? Your most missed memory: Memory card hehe LAYER FOUR: In love?: ahhh hehe. LAYER FIVE: Smoke: No. Cuss: Parati. Sing: nakakainsulto ah. Take a shower everyday: twice a day Have a crush: yep. Amy Austria. Do you think you've been in love: yep Want to go to college: Graduate course na siguro. Like(d) high school: Nope. Want to get married: steady. Believe in yourself: steady. Get motion sickness: steady. Think you're attractive: eh? Think youre a health freak?: hindi. Get along with your parent(s): next question pls. Like thunderstorms: yep. Play an instrument: Yep. LAYER SIX: In the past month... drank alcohol: nope. Smoked: nope. Done a drug: diatabs. LAYER SEVEN: Ever... Played a game that required removal of clothing: YEHEEEES. Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:. been caught "doing something": doing it with someone. YES. Been called a tease: yep, before. Gotten beaten up: di pa. Shoplifted: nope. Changed who you were to fit in: hanu? LAYER EIGHT: Age you hope to be married: Around 30 Numbers and Names of Children: 1 Describe your Dream Wedding: WALA. How do you want to die: kahit ano. Where do you want to go to college: hmm..australian school siguro.. SANA! by next next year. What do you want to be when you grow up: eh? LAYER NINE: In a gurl/guy.. Best eye color? hazel brown Best hair color? Dark rin. Short or long hair: kahit ano. Height: kahit ano.. Best weight: ah leche! Best articles of clothing:Shorts. OUR PEKPEK SHORTS. Best first date location:ah ewan. Best first kiss location?:ewan. LAYER TEN: # of drugs taken illegally: Wala. # of people I could trust with my life: people? ah wala.. Dog siguro meron pa. # of CDs that I own: Nakakatamad magbilang. # of tattoos: hehe 1. # of scars on my body: ewan. # of birthmarks: wala. # of things in my past that I regret: wala. # of cigarettes you smoke in a day: eh? Current Mood: boredCurrent Music: Senti - Yano |
| Thursday, October 30th, 2003 | |
| 11:00 pm | September Pick the MONTH that you were born in & put it on the SUBJECT LINE. JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious. _______________________________________________ FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. _________________________________ MARCH: Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. _________________________________ APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. _________________________________ MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift. _________________________________ JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. _________________________________ JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. _________________________________ AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends . _________________________________ SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. _________________________________ OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. _________________________________ NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable _________________________________ DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical Current Mood:  frustratedCurrent Music: Another Day - Mojofly |
| Wednesday, October 29th, 2003 | |
| 2:37 am | Elmo Rocco Drilon aka Bugoy This is Bugoy..we bought this Labrador Retriever two weeks ago..but we sold it after a week..hehehe...good thing, my baby loves me, she just smiled. :D He's with his new family. Bugoy is now known as Elmo Rocco Drilon.. Thanks to Andrew and Krissie Drilon for taking good care of Bugoy.   |
| 2:24 am | tiny Meet our dog, Tiny. A four month old Mini-pincher.. he's just like jae, makulit.  |
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