| Well, shit. |
[25 Nov 2003|02:42am] |
I need a livejournal.
MRotM: True Romance
-mario out.
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| Take a sad song and make it better |
[25 Nov 2003|02:27am] |
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Morning, all. Bice is came in yesterday just as I woke up. Gloria took us out to eat at this fab mexican restaurant with ludicrous painting that had to be a joke. It was yummy though. After that Bice and went to the highschool to see if we could find ms clapp but nobody was there save for the swim team or something. Next we hit the comic shop and I put a small dent in my file and bice used damn near half of his fundage for the day to get all the Ultimate Spider-Man's out of his file. Then we bought tickets to Matrix Revolutions and then came home, wrote an article for the site which will probably never be post, deleted two outdated articles and then went to see the movie. After we came home we noticed Gonzo had called so we went over there and some emo kids were there playing DDR. Go figure!
It was fun, then Gonzo joined us on a late night drive through the dark and mystic woods and then wendys. Deanna just said we are going shopping or something but I don't think I'm going to go. The days shall be spent visiting with Mr Bice and co. and writing for the site for no real reason. Spencer wrote and article! So did Felipe and Awol along with yours truly but who knows. I discussed matters of business with Mr Robicheaux today after hearing a some good words about his computer skills from Mr. Dano. I believe we are supposed to set up a business meeting sometime soon. Welcome to c.o.c.k.!
MRotM: The Deer Hunter
-mario out.
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| It's a scandal! |
[23 Nov 2003|11:56pm] |
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Why have I been so hyper at this time of night lately? I'm usually up but not with the amounts of energy I have had as of late. There's trouble in Denmark! Anyhow, as some of you may or may not have noticed the site may or may not have any updates. I beg all of you to keep checking it out though as I am going to try something new. Fret not, my friends.
I had a grand day today. I stayed at home all day save for a trip to Best Buy and lunch with the parental units at the big oriental buffet of "Wayne-rice-from-the-nose-a-thon" fame. At Best Buy I had the pleasure of purchasing the Two Towers extended edition and a certain movie for a certain neighbor from the north. It felt good to just be able to relax today. Thank goodness for this break. Bice comes in tomorrow so we'll probably be out causing mischief. First stop: Deanna's House. Hah! If only Deanna were so lucky! His sister said I sound cute on the phone. Bam! 14 year old paradise! I'll show Michael Jackson what a Neverland amusement park REALLY is.
Perhaps Bice and I will get to work on this steady-cam thing I've been needing for awhile. I figured out how to build one for under $20 so all I have to do it buy some pipes and whatnot. I believe I already have most of the other necessary tools. Shit, I'm having a toothache right now. I think it's from all these God damned jelly beans my dad keeps putting in this room for me to rot my teeth out with.
C.O.C.K.tail party '04 is gonna' be coming to your town in a big way. Fishstick and I plan to have our propaganda all over everything, and approach it war-time style. Thusly, 21st Century C.O.C.K. has greenlit an as of yet untitled war epic to be released on or around Valentines Day. My first instinct would be to dub it the St. Valentine's Day Massacre but since that title has already been used for one of the WWE's many spectacular pay-per-view events we are forced to think of something else. On another C.O.C.K. productions note: The Men of C.O.C.K. calendar has made a little teensy weensy bit of progress in the form of Deanna becoming the principle photographer. I think that is what wa implyed anyhow. Be sure to someday check out C.O.C.K. action/sci-fi/adventure/fantasy film which should be released sometime this holiday season hopefully.
If it's updates your looking for and have sadly not found then check out www.thegooches.tk . It has recently been lucky enough to have been updated.
-mario out.
PS- HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANO!
(This may either be belated or preemptive but the fact of the matter is that his birthday is within a week of this post. Whether it be a week away or a week past.)
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[22 Nov 2003|01:22am] |
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Gah! I am having not so much fun right now. I have all this energy and nothing to do with it. I dunno, I suppose I'll just type in this silly thing until I become fed up with it.
So let's see...pretty sure I failed two tests today. Saw Gothika last night. Bice comes to town in a couple o' days. I keep having dreams about drowning until I die and then...reawakening and doing all this stuff underwater. It's weird because I'm severey hydrophobic. Does it mean anything? Who knows, perhaps some kind of letting go and dying and then being born again metaphor.
I feel like I've been at some kind of crossroads lately. This sounds dumb. I dunno, I'm quite the perplexed pilgrim as of late.
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[17 Nov 2003|09:23pm] |
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man. sucks. screw it all! i shan't give up!
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[15 Nov 2003|02:05pm] |
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So my grandfather isn't my bloodgrandad. You see ,my dad comes from my grandmaand her first husband but all his bros and sisters were born of grandpa Berry, so my dad just took that last name since he was too young to remember his real dad or whatever so I'm technically Mario Reeder. Sebastian Reeder. Eh, I dunno. Neither names are very cool.
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[14 Nov 2003|11:39pm] |
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so tonight blew. totally should have driven myself. went to java jazz w/wesley, wayne andrew and a couple ladies and well the show sucked anus but wes and I just hung back awhile then everyone left and it got really boring really fast. Luckily, our ride ditched us for about an hour.
I want my $10 back.
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[11 Nov 2003|09:41pm] |
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I'd like to first say that in regards to Ms. Kt PehPeh's most recent post, I too felt the school was not unlike Nazi Germany. I'll get to the juicy parts right off the bat.
So during accounting today I was called down to Ms. Clapp's office. It's a pretty common thing but on this day I was puzzled as to why I had been called down. Did I skip another D-hall? Was is the collection of male organs I drew all over Chris and Zach's respective drawers in art? Does it have something to do with Shrieky Shrieky? C.O.C.K.? No.
It was because of Ms. Crazy-brains herself, Ms. Novia. I never would have expected the wench to collect enough sanity to walk all the way down to Ms. Clapp's office herself and remember why she had walked down there all in one day but the hag is full of surprises. Apparently she had some problem with the project I had recently turned in. She simple instructed us to create a make-believe company and present a logo and a flyer for the company's "grand opening". My company was "Best of the Breast" and we sold milk. Human milk. Where's the harm in that? So I made a litte Paint graphic of a carton of milk with a picture boobs on the front and talked about human ranching. I never said anything perverted in it so I don't see what the big deal is. I'm fairly certain that a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds can handle boobs, seeing as an entire gender at our school has them.
Anyhow, Ms Clapp whined her spiky head off at me for a bit and I started laughing and smiling so I got a Saturday class for drawing boobs.
Then in multimedia (with Ms Novia, yea!) I was called down once again. Now, I understand that the ladies love me, but was Ms Clapp really so antsy that she had to call me down a few periods later? Step off, bitch. Niggas gotta' breathe. So I go to her office and I'm thinking; "What now? More boob business?" Then I heard Ms Clapp and Ms Coon-Witherspoon yelling at someone but I didn't hear anyone in the office with them, then it hit me. It was my dad. It was a battle they couldn't win. My father has a habit of unleashing all hell when angry and was he ever angry. Luckily his rage was directed towards those who rightfully deserved it and they hung up on him and invited me into the office with warm smiles across their faces. I saw through those wankers like Wonder Woman's invisible jet and they quickly got down to brass tacks.
In art we were assigned a project in which we had to design a CD album cover for the band "The Four Gypsies". Easy enough, right? So I did an death metal style cover and called it SATANICA. It had a picture of a demon-king with a battle-axe-electric-guitar with which he had cut off his own hand. Below him a suit wearing skeleton sporting flaming eyes and a mullet sat drinking the Demon-Kings blood as it fell to the ground. The two were surrounded by cute little demon pixies wailing on electric guitars. Oh, and it said "666" and "Hot Topic" on the Demon-Kings chest and this is what got me in the most trouble if you can get past the low-cut jean shorts and leggings he was wearing, revealing a shaven pubic region. The back of the cover had nothing more than a bunch of Stussy signs and Chris Leblanc spitting blood. Well, I got in more trouble for this crap and then the Clapper went through my journal discussing how "Kelly is probably very offended and we take harassment very seriously. What if Kelly tells her parents what you did MAIR-e-o?" Um, she'd probably say "Mm, want some?" since she was sitting right next to me as I did the damn thing. Jesus Jones.
Anyhow, that's that fun story. Kaheem and I worked on the video today and we have a crazy troll on the forums. Updates will come soon I promise. Right Kaheem>??!?!?1/1/!/32/43/'
-mario out
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[10 Nov 2003|06:57pm] |
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happy bday Dana and Allison C.
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[08 Nov 2003|01:32am] |
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Hidy-ho neighbor. Or was it "howdy-ho"? Who-dy knows? Yeah, alright, that was pretty lame;but you're forgetting that I am pretty lame. Not as Layme as Wayne though. Jay slash kay, tiger, you know I love ya'!
Now down to brass tacks, townsfolk. The site has not been updated this week. It is true. Kim's computer sadly passed away and we have been having difficulties with all of that jazz but don't think we've just been lying down on the job! We've been filming the greatest action/adventure/sci-fi/fantasy/horror/kung-fu motion picture epic of all time. With an estimated budget in surplus of $236 million, this film boasts the highest budget of any film to date. The special effects will blow you away. That is if the captivating story doesn't do it first.
Okay so it's just like the FAQ video only funnier.
Moving on, tonight was pretty entertaining. Went to filming with Fishstick, Cessna, Canadian John, and Kaheem to the latters house. Whoopsy daisy, I forgot to mention the star of the show! Move over Hugo Weaving, James Foster is in town with a few days to kill..........YOU! Ba-dum chhh!
After some really weird impromptu scenes involving an eye socket full of ketchup and Cessna tickling Fishstick on a moped we drove down to the Marq*e center to hopefully catch the Matrix Revolutions at the IMAX. Yeah, too bad we drove 45 minutes away to find out it was sold out. Aw, shucks. Well we ate at A&W and messed around (WITH EAHCOHTER LOL ROOFLES) the marq*e center then lost Fishstick and CJ so we went to the mall to advertise C.O.C.K. for lack of anything better to do.
And so ended the night of November 7th, a day that will live in infamy. 11-7 Never Forget.
Today Senor Wayne and I are going out on the town! It will be a night to remember! A night that will live in infamy. 11-8 Never Forget.
I need a haircut.
MRotM: Ararat.
-mario out
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[05 Nov 2003|08:44pm] |
It's time for update mayhem!
Here's a lil' fyi to break the ice: Matrix Revolutions is good. Damn good.
Anyhow, so everything has been pretty normal around these parts. No updates on the site this week due to technical difficulties, but the forums are doing A-OK. Grades are not doing so well. This is due mainly to the fact that I refuse to do a good part of my work. It's alright though, I enjoy quoting Star Wars much more than I would ever enjoy posting crap in a General Journal in Accounting.
Saw Matrix Rev last night with Kaheem and Mattdavis. Kicked ass. Saw it again tonight with father. Kicked ass. Saturday: Seeing it again. Will kick ass. Who is up for seeing it at the IMAX?
Well thats all.
-mario out
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| Filipé Interview |
[18 Oct 2003|02:36pm] |
The following are a collection of real quotes from Filipé in an interview.
So Filipé, would you say you masturbate alot?
CLemEntyTe: i do
CLemEntyTe: indeed
So you're really good at it then?
CLemEntyTe: i promise you!
CLemEntyTe: and blindingly stunning
I see. Have you ever tried masturbating with a member of your immediate family?
CLemEntyTe: we only do that when not many people are there bc it takes longer
So what can you tell me about...you know..
CLemEntyTe: the art of dough slinging?
Or jacking off like a sick s.o.b....
CLemEntyTe: if thats the way you want to say it! THEN FINE!
CLemEntyTe: i cant take pictures of myself slinging pizza
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[18 Oct 2003|12:23am] |
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If anybody wants to be in Dodgeball: The movie starring Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn with me on November 10, please comment within the next couple hours because I'm getting the passes more or less as we speak.
My mom works at the airport so we will be flying for as close to free as humanly possible.
Dodgeball, The Movie
November 10, 2003
8:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Longbeach, CA (corrected ARRIVAL IS 7:30 AM)
Included:
A pair of VIP tickets to the Red Carpet Premiere of film.
A walk-on part in the film!
$ Cash $
A Color TV each day.
A Sony PlayStation.
CD's, DVD's and Video's.
Autographed photos / Autographed Dodgeball from film.
Satellite Radio system with 1 year subscription.
Film Props.
Plus free food. (That's the only reason I'm going.)
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[16 Oct 2003|11:45pm] |
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Hello. Freshly arrived from seeing the TCM again and half of veronica gueren but had to leave because wayne is a little girl. Before that colleen and wayne dropped by and hung out. I pwned them at Super Smash Bros. like everyone else (Kaheem included)
So the little scottish terrier which I named George Michael had a sleepover with Mr. Balto last night and he crawled up beside my pillow and slept there with me last night. Don't worry, I kept the snake in it's cage. But it appears my father found it's owner as we were at school. This weekend should be fun I suppose. We'll see.
Renfest=sword-cane action.
Mario=broke.
PS- C.O.C.K. bumper stickers now on sale and C.O.C.K.com=major updateage
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lolxcore so we just caught a dog in our possum trap.
A scottish-terrier to be exact
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| A Work of Art |
[14 Oct 2003|03:56pm] |
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( The Ultimate Battle )
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12 things that annoy you:
- smacking/chewing food/gum loudly
-annoying people in movie theaters while im IN THE ZONE LOL
- Whenever Yoshi would run away from you in Super Mario World b/c he would barely get knicked by a goomba or something
- punker kids
- whenever vampyres try to convince me into hanging out with them when I'm walking at night
- People who think they're better than me b/c most of the time they are
- taking a crap that smells so horrible you nearly die before you can get out of the bathroom
- How I get high off my own oxygen whenever I laugh too much
- Low fat salad dressings
- Swimming
- Movies with Steven Seagal
11 people you'd sleep with if you could
- Tyra Banks
- Laetitia Casta
- Heidi Klum
- Alia Alfadel
- Kristanna Loken
- Liv Tyler
- Fallon Bowman
- Jake
- Deanna
- Cessna
- Wayne
10 things you love...(it said "10 things you like) but deanna thought she'd change it ..
- Movies
- Comic books
- sleep
- food
- playing SNES and NES
- old toys (and by old I mean 1980-1995 era) and some contemporaries like the new G.I. Joe, He-Man and Transformers one but those are basically just upgrades of the old ones
- Being well-traveled
- my lucky skull boxers even though they have a big hole in them and my junk hangs out
- getting dressed up
- buying stuff (less girly way of saying shopping)
9 things you wear daily
- shirt
- pants or shorts
- shoes
- underwears
- socks
- maybe a sweater?
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8 movies you'd watch over and over
- Pulp Fiction
- The Royal Tennenbaums
- Reservoir Dogs
- Rushmore
- Toy Story
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7 concerts you've been to.
- Propagandhi
- DKM
- hot rod circuit
- voodoo glowskulls
- US Bombs
- Avail
- guttermouth
6 objects you touch every day
- face
- clothes
- me
- bed
- some type of eating utensil
- keyboard
5 things you do every day
- eat
- sleep
- dream
- use the wc
- breathe
4 drinks that you couldn't live without
- air
- food
- water
- movies
3 of your favorite songs at this moment .
- Ruby Tuesday
- rock the casbah
- come on, eileen
2 people that have influenced your life the most
- luigi
- bowser
1 thing you couldn't live without
- a face
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[12 Oct 2003|02:33am] |
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Well i am freshly arrived from the nights events. Homecoming was alright. The dance was kind of boring because, well, it was a dance. I thoroughly enjoy getting dressed up though and seeing everyone else all dressed up and glowing always makes me happy. Afterwards we went to the movies and saw Kill Bill, making my second time, and it was once again fantastic. Then we all went back to Colleens for awhile and ate cake. Alas. homecoming comes to an end.
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[10 Oct 2003|05:17pm] |
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Well I haven't updated in awhile because of busy work but now I believe is the time for a triumphant return.
Today was fairly awesome as I went to the flea market with wayne (aka "The Fake"), dano, simon and wesley(sp) aka Hanson and many a switch blade and a couple of cane/swords were bought and broke the mario bank. Then we went to a chinese buffet vastly superior to Golden Island and wayne blew chinese food out his nose while he was laughing and had to blow all the chunks out onto a napkin while we ate. Pretty disgusting.
Anyway, we went to the movies and saw House of the Dead. That is all I will say about that.
Tuesday or Monday, I don't know which, I hung out with Deanna and we caused mischief and watched Deanna's mom run all sexy like.
This week went pretty well I suppose. Wednesday went to coronation with Cessna (aka "The Pussy") and had to dress up. Pff.. Anyhow, second the best. Afterwards we went to Marble Slab with Colleen and Kristen and Andy, who was working there, joined us as we dined. Then we hit Burger King to get our food on.
Thursday, or "Thor's Day" got a call from Lauren, whose week it was to drive, asking me to drive because she had to go to the doctor's office or something so I had to drive. I must have gotten confused there so I picked up Canadian John and then went to Nicoles and I took a consensus on whether or not to call her house but it was advised against so we went to school and got there a little early and I decided I should call her house anyways just to make sure but it was advised against as well so I, like an idiot thought okay yeah. Well now I know to follow my gut instinct as she did need a ride to school but not after. So like the time CJ and I were left at school and had to find another way home, this misadventure also came to pass.
Well later in the morning the sweetest storm in recent memory flooded our parking spot so I had to move the car up to a hill. It was awesome. Especially the way home. Man. (Mario=Hydrophobic so just driving through deep water is a big thrill to me.)
Tomorrow night is homecoming. I get to parade around in a suit which is alway enjoyable. I can bring my cane-sword and hack up the party.
Then thursday night Quantz and I went to see Kill Bill which was so amazing it still has me pining.
Dano wanted to write the house of the dead review with me today but by the time we got back from the movie I was just way too "hang out"ed so I return to my computer to unwind and hopefully get in a few hours rest when I finish writing all this crap. -Dano- You should come to the movie screenings with me. We'll be like Ebert and Roeper!
anyways I've wasted enough time on this entry. Maybe I'll do another one next week. Maybe.
Be sure to check out the C.O.C.K. site which should resume regular updates once the C.O.C.K. staff gets resituated.
http://www.congregationofcoolkids.com
-mario (aka "The Ugly") out
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