OOOOOOOHsnap   
05:52am 30/09/2006
  http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828  
     

(5Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
Adventures of Hard Gay   
02:35am 01/09/2006
   
     

(1Hole In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
bom bom bom   
11:35pm 23/08/2006
 
currentz, lastz,favez & randomz
~~CURRENTZ~~
1. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?:Bjork
2. WHAT`S ON TV?:That one show with Bill Cosby
3. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?:pants, shirt, slippers
4. WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?:Bill Cosby
5. WHAT DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK LIKE?:Shapeless
6. ARE YOU WEARING A NECKLACE?:Nope
7. ARE YOU MAD RIGHT NOW?:Nope
8. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?:Nobody
9. WHAT CD IS IN YOUR STEREO RIGHT NOW?:Nothing in my Stereo, but Warcraft 3 is in my computer.
10. ARE YOU HYPER NOW?:On the contrary.
11. ARE YOU HAPPY RIGHT NOW?:Eh
~~LASTZ~~
1.LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED(AND WHY)?:When my brother told me a story of a friend of his who ran headfirst into a wall.
2.LAST TIME YOU CRIED(AND WHY)?:can't remember
3. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?:My brother
4. LAST SONG YOU SANG?:an improvised ballad about laundry. WHILST DOING LAUNDRY
5. LAST PERSON YOU THOUGHT ABOUT?:Bill Cosby
6. LAST MUSIC VIDEO YOU SAW?:That one by The Raconteurs
7. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?:City Slickers 2: Curly's Gold
8. LAST THING YOU SAW ON TV?:The Cosby Show
9. LAST THING YOU WROTE DOWN?:Someone's phone number
10. LAST THING YOU DID AT SCHOOL?:walked out
11.LAST THING YOU DID IN 4TH PERIOD(if u remember)?:School is over, putz.
12. LAST THING YOU DID IN 6TH PERIOD(if u remember)?:What?
~~FAVEZ~~
1. FAVE SONG?:Modest Mouse - Custom Concern
2. FAVE MOVIE OF ALL TIME?:Shrug
3. FAVE CELEBRITY COUPLE?:I don't really care
4. FAVE CELEBRITY?:Steve Buscemi?
5. FAVE PERSON TO TALK TO?:I don't know
6. FAVE PERSON OVER ALL?:I dooooon't know
7. FAVE RAPPER(if u have one)?:The entire Wu-Tang Clan
8. FAVE SINGER?:Me
9. FAVE SHIRT?:My green and black striped sweater
10. FAVE MICHAEL JACKSON SONG?:Beat it
11. FAVE CLASS IN SCHOOL?:Don't really have one
~~RANDOMN~~
1. IF YOU HAD A PET MONKEY, WHAY WOULD ITS NAME BE?:thorguld the slayer. I would give him a sword and let him loose in the house. Nothing like coming home from work knowing there's an armed money somewhere in your house.
2. DO YOU KNOW WHAT C.O.G.I.C STANDS FOR?:Captains Of Gumbo Ingest Chimichangas?
3. IS THERE ANYONE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?:My cat
4. WHAT DID YOU WEAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF 9TH GRADE?:No idea.
5. HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM?:50, on average.
6. DO YOU LISTEN TO GOSPEL MUSIC? HOW OFTEN?:Not really.
7. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU READ THE BIBLE?:Never.
7. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BRING IT ON ALL OR NOTHING?:I've seen the poster
8. WAS IT ANY GOOD?:It was awesome.
9. HAVE YOU SEEN BRING IT ON AGAIN?:No
10. WAS IT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ONE?:How should I know?
11. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?:I wish
12. IS THERE A RUMOR GOING AROUND ABOUT YOU?:Everything you've heard is a lie.
13. IS IT TRUE?:See above.
14. NAME A PERSON RIGHT NOW...ANY ONE!:Bill Cosby
15. WHAT IS THAT PERSON`S RELATIONSHIP TO YOU?:I was watching his show about ten minutes ago.
16. DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY NAMED DAVID?:Yeah.
17. ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HIM?:Not really.
18. DID YOU SEE KEVIN FEDERLINE`S PERFORMANCE?:Who?
19. DID YOU LIKE IT?:What?
20. WHO IS THAT PERSON TO SLEEP IN YOUR T SHIRT?:I... okay.
21. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE SONG "T SHIRT" BY DESTINY'S CHILD?:I guess not.
22or 23(4get wut # i left off on) WHO`S THAT LAST PERSON THAT MESSAGED YOU?:Can't remember.
24. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?:N/A
25. WHO MESSAGED YOU BEFORE THAT?:N/A
26. WHAT WAS IT ABOUT?:N/A
27. ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO EITHER OF THEM?:N/A
28. DID YOU NOTICE ANY ERRORS ON THIS SURVEY?:This entire survey is an error.
29. IF SO, JUS IGNORE IT.:Fuck you.
30. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT NOW?:Bill Cosby.
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(1Hole In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
hahahahah shit   
07:00am 27/04/2006
 
music: Daft Punk - Around The World
Name?: Shane
Age?: 17
Height?: 5' 11"
Weight?: No idea
Birthday?: July 19
Birthplace?: Vancouver
Current Location?: Duncan
School/Grade?: 11/12
Zodiac Sign?: Cancer
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: Dragon
Righty or Lefty?: Left
Haircolor?: Dark brown
Eyecolor?: Blue
Skin Color?: Paaaaaale
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: Parents, me.
Any Pets?: Two cats
If So What Are They?: Monty and Minou
Favorite Relative?: Either my half-brother Aaron or Uncles Paul and Cam
Least Favorite Relative?: My Aunt Jackie
What's Your Heritage/Race?: All over.
Political Affiliation?: I don't really care about politics. Extreme Socialism, I guess.
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: Eh.
Are You In A Relationship Now?: I'm working on it.
If So, With Whom?: N/A
For How Long?: N/A
Are You In Love?: Don't think so
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: Kind of
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: Many times.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 16
Virgin?: Yup
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: N/A
Was It Enjoyable?: N/A
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: Secret
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: lips
Best Love Quote?: I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Your Friends
Best?: Steph
How Many Do You Have?: A suprising amount.
More Guys Or Girls?: I'd say about even.
Love Them All?: I guesss
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: What do you mean "closer"?
Oldest?: I've known Maia the longest, but longest steady friendship is with Steph
Newest?: Short-Alicia
Pen Pal?: none
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: Chris M.
Flower: Steph
Pink: Steph (sorry)
Window: Brittany
Heart: Chris
Mother: this is stupid
Bread:
Insane:
Sunglasses:
Pimp:
Cross:
Lonely:
Car:
Music:
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: There's a certain place in my heart for briefs, but boxers provide me with the freedom I so sorely need.
Thongs or G-Strings?: Ew, neither.
Shorts or Pants?: Pants
Shoes or Barefeet?: I love going barefoot. But shoes are cool too, I guess.
Books or Movies?: Both
Night or Day?: Night
Dark or Light?: Dark
Mountains or Beach?: Beach
Snow or Sun?: SNOW
Pepsi or Coke?: Neither
Guys or Girls?: Neither.
Swim or Surf?: Neither
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: Not for everyone.
Abortion?: for the masses
Bush Getting Re-elected?: Don't care
Suicide?: It's bullshit.
War?: Inevitable.
Pants?: Yeeeeees
Clothes In General?: Sure
Penises?: ...
Favorites
Color?: Black, red, white
Number?: Gosh, there are so many.
Holiday?: Christmas.
Season?: Winter
Movie?: Dawn of the Dead (old one)
Book?: Trainspotting
Magazine?: um... National Geographic?
Food?: SUSHI
Drink?: Skittle BraĆ¼
TV Show?: Arrested Development, The Office
Song?: Right now, Around The World by Daft Punk
Band?: It always changes. Right now, Aphex Twin, Interpol, and Tom Waits.
Computer Game?: Starcraft.
Video Game?: Paperboy
Anime/Manga?: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Shirt?: GO-ZI-RA
Pants?: I don't like any of my pants. I intend to buy some for Grad.
Actor?: Harol Lloyd
Actress?: Jobyna Ralston
Singer?: Karen O
Flower?: Cornflower
Scent?: Don't know the name of it
Animal?: Dragon!
Cookie?: Chocolate
The Future
Want To Go To College?: Nope
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Alive
Want To Get Married?: Eventually
Want To Have Kids?: A bunch of them.
What Would Their Names Be?: No idea.
How Many?: We'll see
Where Do You Want To Live?: Iceland
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: Vegas
How Do You Want To Die?: Guillotine
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: Nope
Tattoos?: No
Smoke?: I wish.
Drink?: Sometimes
Do Drugs?: Eh
Skinny Dip?: Nope
Greatest Fear?: Sharks
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Go To Church?: Nope
Religion?: Sure
Scars?: I need more
CDs Owned?: Waaaay too many
Collections?: CDs
Like To Be Naked?: Doesn't everyone?
Ever Eaten Sushi?: Mmmmmmm
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: Yes!
Been On Stage?: Yes
Danced In The Rain?: Very much
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: Heh... yeah
Weirdest Dream?: ...
Best Dream?: Can't remember
Saddest Dream?: Something about fish dying.
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: Secret
Think You're Attractive?: Meh
Shoplifted?: Yes
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: Hahahaha
Weirdest Makeout Place?: Someone's lawn.
Like Thunderstorms?: Especially when the power goes out.
Favorite Shoes?: Boots.
Favorite Quote?: "You are a fucking ugly bitch. I am going to stab you to death and play around with your blood"
Best Advice Given?: "Don't fuck up"
Worst Advice Given?: "Let's both drink this all really fast!" Actually, I think that was me who said it.
Favorite Song Lyric?: "Children, don't grow up, our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up. We're just a million little gods causing rainstorms, turning every good thing to rust"
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: "Don't you remember, you told me in December that a boy is not a man until he makes a stand? Well I'm no genius, but maybe you remember this, I never said I ever wanted to be a man."
Glad This Is Over?: It gave me something to do.
 
     

(4Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
On the subject of Seattle, Sakura-Con, and Strikers 1945.   
10:14pm 25/03/2006
 
mood: contemplative
music: Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
Let me start out by saying that I have never been to the states. Being a young impressionable Canadian, I have heard nothing but praise for America. That being said, I doubted the value of me going to Seattle. Seattle is the capital of Washington state, and about a two hour drive from the border. I was going there with my mom to see my brother who was in the city for a couple days for an interview with Microsoft.

Let's start at the beginning.

I woke up at 4 in the morning. Oh god. It took my mom about two hours to shower, eat, and get ready, while it took me about ten minutes to do my own personal equivalent of these activities. We left for Schwartz
Bay, got the 8:00 ferry. Change machine was broken, so I had to buy something. Then I headed towards the arcade for an hour and a half of soul-crushing gaming. Mostly, I focused my attention on a little game called Strikers 1945. My main thoughts while playing were "Hey! Send some more bullets my way because sweet fuck there aren't enough on the screen already".

I left the ferry a hollow shell of my former self. We then drove half an hour to the border, where we waited for about an hour. Then, since I had no picture ID, we had to go to Immigrations. We stood there among, as my mother sweetly put it, all the "dark skins". I got interrigated (spelling?), then let through. We were now in the good old U S of A.
We drove for two more hours to Seattle. One of those hours was with the soothing sounds of CBC, the other with the equally pleasing Coldplay. Then we got to Seattle, thank god.

Let me say something about Seattle. It's pretty much Vancouver. It's America's version of Vancouver. As such, it is bigger, smellier, and instead of the mass ammounts of Asians that seem to spawn on the west coast of Canada, it is full of black people. At least that's what I was told. I didn't see that many black people. But they were there. Some were smoking cigars, some were busking. It was glorious. But anyway.
Like I was saying, Seattle is basically Vancouver. In fact, god help me, it may be better than Vancouver. Let me explain why. In a list of least cool to most cool.

1. Pike Place Market.

2. This one comic shop that is oh sweet shit full of everything I could ever want. Srsly. There's even a hentai section. I got a couple Sin City things.

3. My first clue that there was an anime convention was seeing a girl dressed as sailor moon walking down the street. But hey, I thought, this is Seattle. It could just be some sort of ultra-nerd. But as we walked up the street, the Clouds and Guys From Bleach and Generic Look At Me I'm Wearing Japanese Clothes got more and more prominent. Then a couple blocks away, I saw outside a big glass building a big blue object. At first I though to myself "No... it couldn't be" but then I looked closer, and it was. It was a big huge Sonic Hedgehog mascot guy. I was joyful. My brother later realized that it was Sakura Con. It was pretty cool. There was a Subway next door to the Convention Center, and a perpetual line up to said eatery.

4. This is the greatest fucking thing I've fucking seen in my fucking life. I forget what it was called, but right across from the convention center was the most groin-tinglingly awesome arcade ever. I takes up one square city block, multiple floors, so very many games. Under the circumstances, it was full of anime fans. I saw some girl in the "Retro Game" room dressed as Miles "Tails" Prower. And I saw someone who I swear to god looked exactly like steph. It was freaky. I was in the arcade for ten minutes (Sadly, we were just passing through) and I don't think I saw half of it. Oh man. I'm still pumped about it.

For these reasons, and more, I have decided that I am in love with Seattle and intend to set up residence there was soon as possible. Srsly.

Not much happened for the rest of the day. We went to my brother's hotel, where we ate hotel burgers and watched The Ring 2 on the hotel TV. Then we went back to Canada, missed the ferry, and waited in line for two hours. Got home, fell asleep.

As much as I love Vancvouer and Canada and the like, I was pleasantly suprised. I give Seattle fives stars.
 
     

(9Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
I am a terrible person and I deserve to be shot.   
02:15am 17/03/2006
 
The never ender!
About you
Full (legal) name:Shane Wagner
name you go by:Shane
pet name:Waggy-Pooh
age:17
age you go by:...17
birthday:july 19th
birthplace:Vancouver
zodiac sign:cancer
sex:male
height:don't know
weight:don't know
natural hair color:dark brown
current hair color:same
eye color:bluuuuue
lefty, righty, or ambidextrous:lefty
glasses/contacts:no
braces:no
peircings:no
tattoos:no
current location:no
Favorite
color:blue and others
band:yeah yeah yeahs
song:yeah yeah yeahs - bang!
stuffed animal:7
video games:Paperboy
TV show:Ren and Stimpy
movie:fight club
book:trainspotting
comic:Mr T and the T Force
food:SUSHI
ice cream:SUSHI
soda:SUSHI
cereal:Cap'n Crunch
game on cell phone:SUSHI
CD cover:what?
flower:cornflower
scent:SUSHI
animal:Dalek
website:I'm sorry, I don't know
cartoon:Ren and Stimpy
Do you.....
Play an insturment:heck yes
watch TV more then 60 hours a week:I wish
like to sing:badly
have a job:I'm in between jobs right now
have a cell phone:no
like playing sports:I've been known to
have a Boy/Girl friend:no
have a crush:eh
live some where out of the U.S.:all my life
Have more then 5 TV's in the house:no
have any special talents or skills:Perhaps
excercise:occasionally
like school:yes
smoke:no
sware:yes
sing well:amazingly so
know sign language:a bit
sing in the shower:no
talk to yourself--a lot--:all the time
believe in yourself:sure
santa:yes
the easter bunny:yes
the great pumpkin:yes
like taking long ass surveys:no
want to go to college:maybe
want to get married:eventually
and have children:sure
think your a health freak:I eat healthy, but that's how I was raised
get along with your parents:sure
your siblings:yes
think your popular:no
like yourself:yes
care about others:yes
Can you....
sing the alphabet backwards:perhaps
stand on your tip toes with out shoes:painfully
speak any other languages:possible
go a day without food:No way
stay up for more then 24 hours:sure
read music, not tabs:proficiently
roll your tongue:if I want to
eat a whole pizza:many times
roller skate backwards:can't roller skate
Have you ever.....
snuck out of the house:yes
cried to get of some thing:When I was very young. It didn't work.
gotten lost in your city:yes
seen a shooting star:yes
a meteor:same thing as a shooting star?
the auroraborealis:no
been to countries other then the U.S.:Never been to the US
had a serious surgery:no
stolen something important from some one:maybe
solved a rubix cube:yes
got out in public in your pajamas:no
cried over a girl:no
cried over a boy:no
kissed a random stranger:no
hugged a random stranger:no
been in a fist fight:yes
been arested:no
done drugs:yes
had alchohol:yes
laughed and had milk come out of your nose:no
pushed all the buttons on the elevator:yes
gone to school only to find it was a day off:I'm not retarded
swore at your parents:no
been to warped tour:no
been to a concert:yes
kicked a guy where it hurts:...yes
been in love:maybe
been close to being in love:I guess
been to a casino:no
ran over and killed an animal:no
broken a bone:no
gotten stitches:no
had a waterballoon fight in the winter:very recently
drank a gallon of milk in one hour:ew no
made home made butter:yes
bitten some one:yes
been to disney land/world:no
more then 5 times:no
been to niagra falls:no
burped in some ones face:no
gotten chicken pox:yes
dyed your hair:no
gotten high:yes
gotten drunk:yes
gone out of the state:never been in the state
eaten an entire bow of oreos:a bow?
been onstage:yes
been in any plays:yes
been naked outside your house:no
gone skinny dipping:no
been dumped:"Dumped" is such a harsh word
stolen anything:yes
egged some ones house:not yet
killed anyone:no
sat on a cat:yes
fallen through a trampoline:no
played mad-libs:yes
The last time you.....
brushed your teeth:this morning
went to the bathroom:this morning
saw a movie in the theatre:a while ago
read a book:this morning
had a snow day:last year
had a party:a long time ago
had a party thrown for you:a long time ago
had a slumber party:last month
made fun of some one:very recently
tripped in front of some one:very recently
went to the grocery store:can't remember
got sick:winter
cursed:yesterday
had a $100 bill:never
went swimming:can't swim
last dream:don't know
last nightmare:don't know
car ride:a long time ago
last time you cried:I don't really every cry
movie seen:watched the last half hour of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at Superstore a couple days ago
movie rented:Coffee and Cigarettes, I <3 Huckabees, and Ghost World
book read:Life if Pi
word said:"Bye"
curse word said:probably fuck
last time you laughed:yesterday
phone call:yesterday, with my brother
CD played:Fight Club soundtrack
song listened to:Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Modern Romance
annoyance:My leg is itchy
Instant Message:Chris
weird encounter:Chris
person hugged:Jasmine when we met at the bus stop a few days ago
you yelled at:can't remember
you wore a skirt:Writing 12 class
you've been evil:evil?
sarcastic:constantly
fought with your parents:I don't really fight with me parents
wished upon a star:never
played truth or dare:early summer
spent quality time alone:...all the time
Pick one
Fruit/Veggie:veggie
Black/White:black
Lights on / Lights off:off
TV/ Movie:movie
Car/Truck:bike
Body spray/ Lotion:what?
Cash/Check:cash
Pillow/Blanket:blanket
Headache/Stomach ache:headache
Paint/ Charcoal:paint
Chinese/Mexican food:chinese
Summer/Winter:winter
Snow/Rain:snow
Fog/Mist:what's the difference?
Rock/Rap:rock
Meat/ Veggitarian:vegitarian
Boy/Girl:boy
Chocolate/Vanilla:chocolate
Sprinkles/ Icing:icing
Cake/ Pie:pie
French toast/ French fries:fries
Strawberries/Blueberries:blueberries
Ocean/Swimming pool:ocean
Hugs/Kisses:both
Cookies//Muffins:cookies
Pepsi/Coke:they're the same thing
Britney/Christina:neither
Adidas/Nike:neither
Bills/Coins:bills
Burgers/Hotdogs:burgers
Egypt/France:egypt
Wallet/Pocket:pocket
Window/Door:window
Emo/Punk:punk
Goth/Prep:neitehr
Pink/Purple:pink
Cat/Dog:cat
Long sleeve/Short sleeve:long
Pants/Shorts:pants
Winter/Summer break:winter
Spring/Autumn:autumn
Clouds/Clear sky:clouds
Moon/Mars:moon
ugly+nice/Beautiful+bitchy:stupid question
Hot/Cold:meh
Tall/Short:tall
McDonalds/Burger King:neither
Hard/Soft:...what?
Friends
How many friends do you have:a bunch
what are their names:... Alicia, Steph, Brittany, Megan, Terry, Chris, Shane, Arthur, Maia, Mike, Ben, David, Jesse, I don's want to name them all...
do you have a best friend:that would be Steph!
have you ever like one of your friends:I like them all. That's why they're my friends.
do you have more girl or more guy friends:you count
have you ever lost a friend:I guess
have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend:yes
what's an inside joke between you and a friend:"Ooooooooh???"
have you ever gotten into a fight with a friend:I get into fights with Megan all the time
what's the nicest thing you've ever done for a friend:can't remember
do you miss any of your old friends:not really
what friend have you known the longest:Maia (Since Grade 3)
do you regret anything you've ever done to a friend:sure
if so what is it:not telling you
how often do you spend time with your friends:whenever I'm not spending time alone or with my family
do any of your friends drive:a few
do you:no
has a friend of yours ever died:no
if so, how:no
what's the dumbest thing you've ever done with a friend:I'll tell you when you're older
what do you think your friends think of you:that I'm a jerkoff
who's the craziest:I
loudest:don't
most shy:really
blondest:want
smartest:to
kindest:do
best personality:this
most talented:part
best singer:of
most ghetto:the
Drama queen/king:survey
pain in the ass:because
funniest:it
dependable:requires
trustworthy:way
the one you want to strangle to death:too
best person for advise:much
druggie:thought
most likely to go to jail:on
most likely to succeed:my
person you've known the longest:part
Asshole/Bitch:than
Artist:what
person most like Homer Simpson:is
Romantic:comfortable.
Love
have you ever been in love:Maybe
have you ever been close to being in love:I guess
if so, with who:not telling
are you single:yeah
are you in a relationship:...
is so, for how long:.........
do you believe there is some one for every one:I'm too lazy to answer
what is your idea of a perfect date:three words: zombies, lasers, liquor.
what was your first kiss like:forgotten
when was it and who gave it:when I was, like, five. It totally didn't count
how old were you:see above
do you think love is a load of crap:not a load
what the best experiance you've had with the opposite sex:hahahaha, yeah...
if you're single, have you had a girl/boy friend in the past:yes
have you been dumped:I believe I've already answered this question
have you ever dumped some one:yes
what's the most sexual thing you've ever done with the opposite sex:I'll tell you when you're older
Word Association
slippers:fuzzy
hat:swagger
hard:...
free:trade
space:the final frontier
taste:toothpaste
good charlotte:willy wonka
red:seduce!
deep:purple
heart:bomb
cord:pants
cheese:yummy
rain:prince
work:rush
pedal:to the metal
head:cheese
bed:fluffy
fluff:lint
hardcore:emocore
race:black
knife:BIGG KNIFE
jump:white men can't
pickle:yum
patrick:kirk
blood:www.hotornot.com
I....
am:hungry
want:a laser gun
need:water, air, sunlight, sleep, food, shelter.
crave:nothing
love:yeah yeah yeahs
hate:dumbasses
did:it already
feel:hungry
miss:nothing
am annoyed by:itchy leg
 
     

(2Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
Happy Birthday, Mister President   
06:22am 26/02/2006
  Yup. It's me. And as I sit here, I ponder the inner workings of Donnie Darko's plotline. I mean, what the hell. I understand he goes back in time in the end. And I understand most of the movie takes place in an alternate universe or a dream world or whatever. And I understand that Frank The Bunny is really fucking awesome. But that's about all I got out of it.  
     

(3Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
   
03:54am 15/02/2006
  Title/Description




"Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?
"
 
     

(8Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
   
11:00pm 14/01/2006
  I'm getting a haircut today. Goddammit.  
     

(1Hole In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
   
03:08am 14/01/2006
  Is it sad that I know all the words to the Teen Titans theme?  
     

(28Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
   
04:06am 13/01/2006
  Yesterday my teachers had a talk about me. Now some counceller guy is going to give me applications for several jobs. It's their subtle way of saying "Well he's pretty much hopeless academically, so let's give him a head start in the world of minimum wage employment, and make sure he isn't a total failure"

I'll show them. I'll fail at those too.
 
     

(12Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
A meager update among a veritable sea of quizzes   
07:36am 09/01/2006
 
mood: Adrien Brody is Badass
music: The Ramones (All the songs sound the same)
I think it's pretty safe to say that the greatest moment in the history of cinema is in King Kong when Adrien Brody kicks a raptor in the face. Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
 
     

(8Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
I'm bored   
08:17am 29/12/2005
  Directions: Type "(your name) is" (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt google shows you, don't click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with "(your name) is."


Shane is a touching, powerful film that will not disappoint you.

Shane is warm, friendly and family run since 1968.

Shane is a senior developer at ActiveState where he is the technical lead for
the Komodo IDE.

Shane is very experienced with a gun.

Shane is fair game in England.

Shane is the story of a gunfighter who tries to leave violence and his past.

Shane is bowing out until January of Aught Six

Shane is the brooding hero, tortured by the darkness.

Shane is touched by the admiration of young Joey, the son of the farm couple.

Shane is a man of action.

Dang I'm huge!
 
     

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Christmas?   
10:28pm 25/12/2005
  Yeah, clothes, chocolate, guitar strings, knife. My crazy french grandfather was going to get me booze, but he said it was "hijacked". I think he just drank it all.

Take THAT Mr and Mrs "we get alot of cool stuff because our parents have money".
 
     

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Not like I've got a whole lot else going on...   
03:56pm 14/12/2005
 
mood: creative
music: Rammstein - Amour
Blargh. I'm sick. My throat hurts and I cough alot. I must heal!

I totally haven't updated here for a long time, but I can assure you that you're not missing much. Today I went with Taylor and Jeremy and Devin while they played a Neopets CCG. I wasn't worried at being caught by a teacher so much as I was worried about being caught watching people play a NEOPETS CARD GAME. There's only so much nerdiness you can stand before your mind starts to literally melt out of your ears.

Dammit Kyle. Every time I try to go on your stupid forum it shuts down Internet Explorer. Bah!

Nick's next week. I might turn over a new leaf and actually get him a gift. Imagine that.
 
     

(16Holes In Your Head|Bang, Bang You're Dead)

 
   
09:18am 06/11/2005
  So, yeah. I was already on my way to Elijah's when my dad got the call that it was cancelled. So I got there in the pouring rain, only to find that I was the only one. So his parents gave me soup. Then I took the bus home. So all in all, I got free soup out of the deal.  
     

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"Looks like meat's back on the menu!"   
05:05pm 29/10/2005
  Title/Description  
     

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02:05pm 29/10/2005
 
What would you look like as an Anime Charecter? (MODIFIED!) by tobyspit
Name:
Gender, Age, and Species:Female; 8,124 ; Halfbreed (Human/Vampire)
Walk of Life:Dragoon
Hair Style:Pigtail Braids with Bows on the ends
Eyes Type and Color:Sad, All black
Clothing:Orange T-Shirt, Jeans, red sneakers
Weapons and Accessories:Nunchucks, Pogo stick
Memerable Quote:"We just got Goth Served."
Quiz created with MemeGen!
 
     

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....um?   
04:23pm 26/10/2005
  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/  
     

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08:55pm 20/10/2005
  I'm bringing pickles!  
     

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