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Thursday, January 1st, 2004

Time:12:41 am.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so proud. First entry of 2004.

-goes back upstairs to dance with step-aunts and step-grandmothers and step-half-cousins-twice-removed-

For seriously. His name is Louis.... I think. Or the son of Louis. Anywho.

-sound of noisemakers and confetti in background-
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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

Subject:-growl-
Time:4:09 pm.
Mood:bothered.
Music:Blink-182.
It bothers me how I suddenly have the compassion of so many more friends, just because I believe in God now. (fyi, that's all. I dislike religion, but I know there's someone godly out there, watching over us. Religion is full of beliefs, but I think it's better to have ideas. Like in the movie Dogma.) Jesse talks to me now, Ben isn't getting in trouble for going out with me, Katie is closer to me, and Christine doesn't have problems with me. When I did something stupid, and Christine forgave me, she said something along the lines of "I don't approve of that, but since I'm a christian, and christians forgive, I guess I forgive you." If you weren't a christian, would you have forgiven me? I had no idea that all of this would change just because I caved.... Someone please help me figure this out... it's really really bothering me.



By the way...

I hate acronyms.
I hate ninjas.
I hate livejournal.
And yet, they insist on making me cave into their superior power. God, how I hate them. ALL OF THEM.

And what the hell happened to this?:
LoquaciousAmbie: I'm gonna update both, like amy does.
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Subject:Hm...
Time:3:58 pm.
Instructions:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that you have in common with me.
3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you.


01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. My favorite color is black and blue.
03. I love silence. And music.
04. I'm...not..content...
06. Sometimes I wonder if anyone wants to understand.
07. I hate when people type in all caps online.
08. I also hate people who TypE LyKe D1s.

09. I have a sisters
10. I like animals.... kind of
11. I want to go to college and become a highly-paid musician
12. I talk when I'm not supposed to.
13. I've never been arrested.
14. I used to be quiet. I kind of am now.
15. I love autumn.
16. I saw snow yesterday.
17. I have a shovel.
18. I'm not confused easily.
19. I don't care about religious differences.
20. I am quiet sometimes...
21. I love Sum 41
22. I love Ben.
23. I like camping.
24. I dislike bugs.
25. I am currently bored a lot of the time.
26. I have way too much time on my hands.
27. I love languages. Especially Russian.
28. I have enough will to count my friends.
29. I am not patient.

30. I miss my dad when I'm in Florida.
31. I'm crazy about my friends. They're insanely cool.
32. I have a really wonderful boyfriend.
33. I do not want to cut my hair for a long time.
34. I have lived only in one county in florida.
35. I seem to regret things I say.
36. I am forgiving... most of the time.
37. I am really good at procrastinating.
38. I enjoy the lives of movie characters.

39. I say the words "like" and "friggin" a lot.
40. I think that people should discriminate less.
41. I really enjoy thoughtful gifts, even if they cost nothing. Especially when they're something I wanted.
42. I'm confused by this saying a "power rules over us".
43. I believe that I'll be alive in the end.
44. I talk and listen.
45. I have 10 fingers.
46. I don't like cleaning up messes.
47. I don't like icky smells.

48. I go to bed late.
49. I'm getting bored with being online.
50. I love crowds, except for when I'm feeling claustrophobic.
51. I like silence at times.
52. I want to go all over the world.

53. I feel much older than I am.
54. I get bored really easily.
55. I hate pickles.

56. I have alcoholics in my family.
57. I want something constantly.
58. I've never made out with a girl.

59. I hate LJ.
60. I can wait to see Mike. Who's Mike?
61. I am not afraid of my friends.

62. I was born on September 1st.
63. I want to go to the movies.
64. I've moved several times.
65. I don't often remember my dreams.
66. I hate when people don't shutup.
67. I've been a tap dancer.
68. I hate when my nose is runny.
69. I'm paranoid.

70. I am not very innocent.
71. I hate having dry skin.
72. I've never been on a cruise.
73. I have never been in a car accident.
74. I have money at the moment.
75. I like shopping.
76. I'm a fan of the mall.
77. I LOVE rainy days.
78. I'm able to cry when I feel like it.
79. I like the beach.
80. I like thunderstorms.

81. I wouldn't know if like making out... but I'm close
82. I hate it when girls walk around wearing next to nothing and complain when guys look.
83. I love italian food.
84. I want to go to New Zealand.
85. I want to go to London.
86. I love getting pictures back.

87. I can talk to strangers.
88. I like finding a bargain.
89. I have trouble going to sleep at a reasonable hour.
90. I hate feeling lonely.
91. I love my friends.
92. I like wind.

93. I like the exchanging of presents. Especially the getting.
94. I like money.
95. I have brown hair.
96. I like to be needed.
97. I want to grow up and get away.
98. I love sleeping.
99. I would like to get to know you better.
100. I am done with this survey.
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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

Time:3:09 pm.
Mood: irritated.
Music:Jason Mraz.
DAMN YOU, LIVEJOURNAL!!!

(camera backs up to show the globe)

DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
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Subject:ROTK
Time:12:06 am.
Mood: loved.
Music:A-AR.
I saw Return of the King tonight. But beforehand, Michael (the jackass) made me wait an hour and twenty freaking minutes. >.< But the movie was AWEXOME. Um. Except... I don't remember anything that happened... in the movie... cause... yeeeahhh. But it was awexome. A bunch of everyone was there, and we slid around on the playground. And went into brookstone. Lotsa fun. Talk to me, please.
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Friday, December 19th, 2003

Subject:Here it is. I found one, Ambie!!!
Time:7:31 pm.
I can feel the magic floating in the air
Being with you gets me that way
I watch the sunlight dance across your face
And I've never been this swept away
All my thoughts just seem to settle on the breeze
When I'm lying wrapped up in your arms
The whole world just fades away
The only thing I hear is the beating of your heart

Cause I can feel you breathe
Just watching over me
And suddenly I'm melting into you
There's nothing left to prove
Baby all we need is just to be
Caught up in the touch
Slow and steady rush
Baby isn't that the way that love's supposed to be?
I can feel you breathe
Just breathe

In a way I know my heart is waking up
As all the walls come tumbling down
Closer than I've ever felt before
And I know, and you know
There's no need for words right now

Cause I can feel you breathe
Just watching over me
And suddenly I'm melting into you
There's nothing left to prove
Baby all we need is just to be
Caught up in the touch
Slow and steady rush
Baby isn't that the way that love's supposed to be?
I can feel you breathe
Just breathe

Caught up in the touch
Slow and steady rush
Baby isn't that the way that love's supposed to be?
I can feel you breathe, just breathe
I can feel the magic floating in the air
Being with you gets me that way
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Subject:by the way,
Time:7:24 pm.
Mood: hungry.
Music:umm that one song by faith hill that they played last night.
I have been on the phone non-stop since I made the last entry. o.O and now Kim is only mad at Ben (thank god), Kayla broke up with Taylor (hahahaha he screwed himself), and we're all good. I found a snowflake yesterday... My hair's frizzier than ever... It's cold... and dark... Me and Katie are buds... I found my school ring... and I'm buying an electric guitar, and it's like, black cherry colored (?). I have to kill a panda... and I'm buying presents for everyone when I'm in MD. Ok. Food. Bye.
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Subject:Oh. My. God.
Time:8:36 am.
Mood: loved.
Music:ceiling fan.
Ok, wow. Let’s start last Tuesday night.


Tuesday, December 9, 2003

The band concert was AWEXXOME. Jazz did well, but I kept on missing notes. Intermediate was WAY better than I expected, and I loved all of the compositions. When Symphonic performed, the entire stage was shaking from people tapping their feet. Overall, it was fun. Afterwards, we went to Chile’s for dinner. Almost the whole posse was there, and then some. Alex, JD, Katie, and Joe came. We were sitting in the waiting area, and I was talking to JD aboot the fire alarm. Kisa- “What happens if you only push in and don’t pull down?” JD- “Yeah, I always wondered that too…” Then I turned around and talked to someone else. Before I knew it, the lights were off, the waitresses were screaming for everyone to turn on their cell phones, and the alarm was beeping. Everyone went outside into the wind and light rain, and JD denied ever doing anything. (coincidental we talked aboot it, though…) Turns out there was a blackout, and you could barely see any lights. We had to drive all the way to Pepito’s to eat, but it was fun. There was a show aboot gay mexicans on the TV…


I don’t remember when this was, but I went to the mall a lot last week.

Yeah. I don’t remember anything else from last or this week, so I’m gonna skip straight to yesterday.


Thursday, December 18, 2003

Ah, the burning wreckage. But first, the assembly. I LOVED the pantomimes. They roched my footwear. We had a Christmas party in History, and I stuffed myself, not to mention chugging three sprites and a root beer. O.o But Ben and Kayla broke up, and during English there was a gigantic mess aboot who was taking who to the dance. Cause Ben asked me at lunch, and Kayla said that they were supposed to go together. We worked it out, and they “went as friends”.

The eighth grade dance was at Lucky Snapper again. All of the girls looked beautiful. Someone wore a Cinderella dress, lol. Turns out Garrett is quite the ladies man! And there was a chip bowl on the food table with a diameter of aboot four feet *drool* Yes, but anyway… Ben asked me out. *giggle* Kim and Taylor broke up. Kim’s pissed at just about everyone now. She was crying, and wouldn’t talk to Ben, Taylor, or me. She left before he asked Kayla out. This is most defenitely weird, but I think we’ll all get used to it.

Mr. Cole kept on complimenting me all night… I was eating, and he says “Valenti, that spider web tight thing is hottt.” I got fishnets, and they’re awexxome. Mrs. Keppel also complimented me on them. And kept on hitting on everyone…

Ben was going to get grounded for going out with me, cause of my atheism, so we were gonna have to keep it a secret. Except for one thing. I’m not an atheist.
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Sunday, December 14th, 2003

Time:6:46 pm.
I have SO much to talk aboot! Tell me to update!
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Monday, December 8th, 2003

Time:4:15 pm.
Mood:-.-.
Music:Nirvana.
Why don't you update more, Kisa?

Well, Kisa, it's because my life is so boring.

Is that so?

It is.
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Sunday, November 30th, 2003

Time:1:16 am.
You know what? It would -SO- roch to be a techie.
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Time:12:52 am.
SWEET!!! HE'S MY FAV!!!

bed
Bedtime Bear


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Saturday, November 29th, 2003

Subject:I'm bored.
Time:4:18 pm.
Mood:Procrastination-ful. I think.
Music:X-mas musak.
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Kisa Andrea Valenti
2. WHAT KIND OF PANTS ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? My new pants. They're such the coolest.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Boston Pops Orchestra (X-mas musak)
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 9556
5. What WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a pringle
6. If You WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? gray
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? sunny but cold
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? height and hair. and smile.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? I found it.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? bored. and procrastinating.
12. FAVORITE DRINK? lemonade
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Shirley Temple XD
14. FAVORITE SPORT? softball, but I like watching hockey
15. HAIR COLOR? brown
16. EYE COLOR? hazel
17. WEAR CONTACTS? nope
18. SIBLINGS? two sisters
19. Favorite Month? Not January.
20.Favorite Food? Italian food, fake mexican food, McD's, candy. Junk food.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Space Jam?
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas!
25. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. Most certainly.
26. HERSHEY HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs.
27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? no, cause this is on my blurty
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? this is on my blurty
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? again this is on my blurty
32. READING BOOKS AT THE MOMENT? The Blue Sword and The Hero and the Crown
33. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse.
34. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Board game or bored game? Monopoly and Scrabble.
35. WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY? Shopped.
36. WHAT TIME IS IT? 3:45
38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "Don't wanna get up"
39. WHO'S THE LAST PERSON ON YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP? *giggle* iono



I AM: Unique, musical
I WANT: to make more friends
I HAVE: mental problems
I WISH: I had a significant other
I HATE: preps, bad grammar, rice, etc.
I MISS: AMBERRRR
I FEAR: that I'll screw up my friendships
I HEAR: Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright
I SEARCH: for belongings in my war zone of a room
I WONDER: if I'll grow up to be a bitter old hag
I REGRET: not asking that guy to dance at the beta mixer
I LOVE: my friends
I ACHE: for a boyfriend
I AM NOT: as outgoing as I'd like
I DANCE: at random times
I SING: when my music is loud
I CRY: when im sad
I AM NOT ALWAYS: funny
I WRITE: mediocre songs, in my blurty
I CONFUSE: Random people. Lotsa fun.
I NEED: Sanity. Please.
I SHOULD: Be more confident

x. father thinks i am: unique, on the right path in life
x. mother thinks i am: scary, stupid, not funny, destructive
x. my boyfriend/girlfriend thinks I am: ---
x. three things you are often complimented for: Um. Amy and Amber say I'm hawt. Does that count?
x. you get embarrassed when: I say stupid things, trip or fall, squawk while playing
x. makes you happy: my insanely awexxxome friends. I love them to death.
x. upsets you: Stereotype. And conformity.

yes or no...

x. you keep a diary: blurty
x. you like to cook: the dinner-in-a-box things. and pudding.
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: hm... probably...
x. you set your watch a few minutes ahead: No. It's exactly on school time. I think.
x. you bite your fingernails: no, my dad does
x. you believe in love: yes

Who is...?

The weirdest person you know: me, kim
The Loudest Person you Know: BEN!
Your close (3) friends: Oh. Wow. Um. I don't know.
the Person that Knows the Most about you: probably me...


What is...?

your most overused phrase on IM: omg
The last image/thought you go to sleep with: depends. Didn't you already ask this?
your best feature: uuuhhhh -drools-
Inside jokes: dear god way too many to type

2. Do You...?

take a shower everyday: yes.
have a(any) crush(es): Sigh. Yes.
want to get married: yeah
have any tattoos/where?: I wish.
piercings/where?: earlobes, but I want my cartialage.
get motion sickness: no
think you're a health freak: most defenitely not
get along with your parents: dad- almost always. mom- ehh...
like thunderstorms: I LOVE them. Rain is so peaceful.

WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK Of

Ryan: Ryne. His pretty hair.
Rob: Robbie. I'll get him back. Idiot.
Drew: Carey.
Stephanie: Philbin. I wonder if she got most unique...
Aaron: uhh that one kid from elementary school. And Jess
Amy: Amy, of course!!
Paul: The three-eyed chimpanzee
Eve: that joke Mr. Cole told me and Kayla
John: Doe. I heartt that show.
Laura: the girl from my church
Alex: Adair
Justin: My cuuute cousin.
Ricky: Ricardo
Jacob: Bleah.
Jack: Jack Black and Jack White. They both roch my sox.

SCREEN NAME: EatAnNacho
SIGN: virgo
COLOR: Pink
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: brown
EYE COLOR: hazel
BIRTHPLACE: Rome, New York

( FAVORITES )

NUMBER: 3, 10, 24
COLOR: Blue and black
DAY: thursday and friday
MONTH: Wait. We already did these. Oh well.
SONG: ANIC, lol
FOOD: I don't remember
SEASON: winter, fall
SPORT: softball.... again...
DRINK: lemonade
VEGGIE: carrot

( PREFERENCES )

CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE? school chocolate milk
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? white
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? Vanilla

( IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU.... )

CRIED? nope
HELPED SOMEONE? I... got down the crackers for my sister
BOUGHT SOMETHING? New pants, shirt, & belt
GOTTEN SICK? No
GONE TO THE MOVIES? No
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? Yes. Mickey D's
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? no
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? No
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? haha I'm doing that now
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU CRUSH ON? Maybe... idk
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? no
MISSED SOMEONE? Yes.
HUGGED SOMEONE? no
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? yeah
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? No


Would You Ever..

1. Eat a bug? NO
2. Bungee jump? that actually looks like fun
3. Hang glide? probably
4. Kill someone? Depends. I don't want to go to jail, though.
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? -licks lips- wellll.... I... NO.
8. Parachute from a plane? maybe
9. Walk on hot coals? no
10. Go out with someone for their looks? Never. It's always a plus, though.
11. For their reputation? No.
12. Be a vegetarian? I would rather die.
13. Wear plaid with stripes? Heh. Yeah.
14. IM a stranger: maybe
15. Sing karaoke? yeah. not well, mind you
17. Shoplift? -shifty eyes-
18. Run a red light? ehh... prolly...
19. Star in a porn video? Oh. You know it.
20. Dye your hair blue? Not all of it. Ha. I'm getting tips though.
21. Be on Survivor? I could defenitely not eat a rat
22. Wear makeup in public? well duh.
23. NOT wear makeup in public? I do almost all the time anyway
24. Cheat on a test? yea
25. Make someone cry? not on purpose
26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? OMG YES ALL THE TIME
27. Kick a baby? O.O would you?
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? That's creepy
29. Cuss out a priest? hahahahahahahahahahaha lmao. a gay one, maybe
30. Take a job as a janitor? yecch. no
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? lol
32. Stay up all through the night? yep.
33. Drink straight espresso? I don't like coffee

Five details about your appearance right now.
[x] straightened hair
[x] sheep socks
[x] tired-looking. Stayed up til 3
[x] spam shirt
[x] pyramid belt

Five things you did today.
[x] homework
[x] internet
[x] food
[x] TV
[x] X-mas decorations

Three things that everyone should know about you.
[x] I'm a weird phreak.
[x] I'm very musical.
[x] If you get to know me, I'm not shy.

Five groups/artists you listened to today
[x] Boston Pops Orchestra
[x] All-American Rejects
[x] Evanescence
[x] AFI. I want that CD.
[x] REM. I want that CD as well.

Five things that make you happy.
[x] Friends
[x] t-laking
[x] funny stuff
[x] guitar
[x] Movies

Five things that disgust you.
[x] Sluts
[x] BO
[x] snot
[x] litterboxes
[x] Christy

Five things you can't live without.
[x] Internet
[x] Food
[x] TV
[x] mah cloves.
[x] Friends Family etc.

Five things you'll do when you complete this.
[x] Do research for science fair and jazz project
[x] drink
[x] clean
[x] put more decorations up
[x] read

Five things you feel right now.
[x] My headache
[x] Tired
[x] that taco I had for lunch
[x] I have to get some work done.
[x] thirst
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Friday, November 28th, 2003

Time:1:16 pm.
Whoever came up with the "science fair" should go fuck themselves.

Then die.
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Wednesday, November 26th, 2003

Time:10:04 pm.
Music:Evanescence.
Sigh. I'm so pathetic.

My mood, you ask?

Sad, crappy, crushed, depressed, discontent, envious, gloomy, pessimistic, jealous, lonely, melancholy, morose, numb, rejected, cold, exhausted, tired, and sleepy.
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

Subject:I'm wearing a shirt that says "Maine"
Time:8:32 pm.
Mood: guilty.
Music:-runs upstairs to get a CD- Ah. Sum 41. Go figure.
What exactly does a client do? Is it like, you can update while you're offline? The game today was really fun... Without the whole "game" thing... Yeah. I got ice on my pants, a cup in my hair, and a vampire bite on my shoulder.... Not a very good vampire, mind you... My scalp hurts. As well as my shoulder. I am fairly certain I'll turn into ferrett-woman... It's infected and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. Thanks, Garrett... I doubt that the All State people will EVER put the chairs up. Damn them. It's been two months now. -twitches- Ooohhhh I want the Trapt CD so bad I might spontaneously combust. I swear to god I might. I'm talking to my dad and rambling aboot nothing at the exact same time. My Sunday school teacher gave me a pebble...... Iono...... WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN!!! Oh. Amy. Thanky for that entry. It made me very happy inside. :D And you have my bracelet. I can't play bass with my fingers. I can't. It's not a question of wants. I just can't. Mr. Colon is being a bitch. CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT A PICK. -pants- I love my Maine shirt. It rocks my torso. Hm. Rambling again. About nothing. Oh well. You should enjoy it. Cause I updated. What is Mallory's screen name? I didn't know Coach Mallory could play bass! But he can! And drums. Very kwel, sir. Hey Amber, could you possibly change the censors so that nothing gets screwed up? They're starting to get on my nerves... But change the curse words to like, "koala", "platypus", "emu", and "gopher". Oh. And "plant". When's the next birthday of someone? Cause I have quite a few canned goods I would like rid of. Namely tomato sauce. (Stupid pasta) **And it goes on and on, and I just feel helpless. How long will this take to wear off? On and on, when will I get through this?** I wish someone would get on AIM. I'm bored out of my skull. And I need to talk to somebody. I am so ASHAMED of myself. I only knew TWO of the questions for "rock music" in history today. Wah. -cries- Oh. That reminds me. I'm... coming back on the morning of the second...... -sobs harder than the blarney stone- I miss you Ambieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... -weeps more- **Fallen to you oo oo... I don't believe that this is real... I've fallen to you oo oo... I don't believe that this is real... Fallen to you oo oo... I don't believe that this is real... I've fallen to you oo oo... I don't believe that this is reeeeeeeeaaaaaaalll** That ends the CD well. Doesn't make me want to listen to it again... (maybe not such a good ending....) Hey. Rollie. I'm out.
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Sunday, November 23rd, 2003

Subject:Robots are -SO- weird.
Time:9:14 pm.
Mood:-raises eyebrow-.
Music:-Hums- In the jungle, the mighty jungle....
Austin Powers: You typed a very weird thing. What is it supposed to mean?

ZolaOnAOL: Good to see you again, Peter!

Austin Powers: I might gag you with a wombat.
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Friday, November 21st, 2003

Subject:
Time:10:16 pm.
Mood: cynical.
Music:I just snapped a CD in half..
Kisa: Once upon a time
Amber: There was a cat
Kisa: He liked limes
Kisa: And wearing hats
Amber: One day he went to the market.
Amber: There he met a fish.
Kisa: The fish said "toodly tarket"
Kisa: And then sold him a dish
Amber: What a great platter!
Amber: The cat was amazed.
Kisa: But what is the matter?
Kisa: The fish was unfazed
Kisa: I only find this odd
Kisa: because of the circumstance
Amber: The cat ate a cod
Amber: and put on some pants
Kisa: and then some suspenders
Kisa: and a stylish tie
Amber: He bought a new fender
Amber: and ate a pie
Kisa: with the fender he played
Kisa: and oh did he play
Kisa: he played and he played
Kisa: all night and all day
Kisa: he woke the neighbors
Kisa: with a horrible sound
Kisa: they said "go away, bird"
Kisa: but there were naught in this town
Kisa: The fender had broken,
Kisa: to the cat's great alarm
Kisa: that was his token
Kisa: to some whores on his arms
Kisa: For this cat was cool
Kisa: as cool as could be
Kisa: if there was a cool duel
Kisa: who would win? "Twould be me!"
Kisa: said the cat, who eavesdropped
Kisa: this was SO rude,
Kisa: So rude, in fact, that his eyeballs popped
Kisa: Oh no! He's coming unglued!
Kisa: The cat fell apart
Kisa: In pieces, you see.
Kisa: tugged the strings of my heart
Kisa: but I'm glad it wasn't me
Kisa: the poor cat is dead
Kisa: what more can be said?
Kisa: Valuable lesson this is.
Kisa: Oh yeah. Gee whiz.
Kisa: If you're bad, you'll most likely lose
Kisa: a case full of booze
Kisa: not to mention your head.

FIN
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Thursday, November 20th, 2003

Subject:HAH.
Time:4:38 pm.
Mood: cheerful.
Music:Rooney.
Kisa: Hello, my animal friends. What games shall we play today?
Chris (W): Monoply? Parchesi? Chutes and ladders? Find the Duchman's treasure? "LEts all play a game of grab ass!"
Kisa: Oh boy! My favorite!
Chris: I know it is
Kisa: ...You do?
Chris: yes
Kisa: Ah.
Chris: no
Kisa: yes
Chris: no...please dont....
Kisa: what
Chris: Im trying to post something and it fwoze...
Kisa: -takes out flamethrower-
Kisa: I can fix that.
Chris: yes!
Chris: Oh, glorious
Kisa: What'll you give me for it?
Chris: uh....
Chris: hm....
Chris: lemme see....
Chris: *gives er a wet willy*
Chris: *runs*
Kisa: EW
Kisa: -chases-
Chris: ah!
Chris: no
Chris: *runs faster*
Kisa: -catches up-
Chris: ah crap
Kisa: -shoves mustard packets in Chris's ears-
Chris: oh, like that hasnt happened before
Kisa: Sorry... I'll come up with something new.
Chris: you better
Kisa: Tag! You're it!
Chris: dang
Chris: *runs after her*
Kisa: -jumps on bicycle-
Chris: *PUts on his Acme rocket skates and zooms into the side of a mountain*
Kisa: -points and laughs and because of the lack of attention, gets run over by a semi-
Chris: *Lafs harder and a comet zooms out of space and crushes him*
Kisa: -bloody pulp starts laughing-
Chris: *A wizard feels sorry for them and changes them back, but then Chris tags him and the two run like crazy*
Kisa: -into a couple of invisible hippos having... milkshakes-
Chris: Those are some sexy hippos
Kisa: Let's join in.
Chris: *Gets in the hottub with milkshake hippos*
Kisa: -Drops toaster into hot tub-
Kisa: -laughs maniacally-
Chris: *Wizard comes back, sees Chris dead, tags you, you steal his wand, hippo changes me back, I get out, shove wizard in, he fries, I break stick, you tag me, I tag hippo and run*
Kisa: The hippos are dead, hon.
Chris: I know
Chris: talk to Amber bye
Chris: SQUEE
Chris signed off at 4:25:59 PM.
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Friday, November 14th, 2003

Time:5:30 pm.
Corey's birthday is on Sunday. I gave him a can of pinto beans today. Happy birthday, Cor!
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