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let's be thankful!!! [27 Nov 2003|05:48pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | black hole sun-soundgarden i think...old school style!!! ]

i am thankful for..................
family! friends! fun! good times! life! babies! being a girl! boys! music! sugar! food! animals! and all that good stuff..............
happy turkey day everyone :)

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh somebody stop me! [27 Nov 2003|05:36pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | the chemicals between us-bush...mmm gavin :) FUCKIN GOOD SONG!!! ]

quiz time!!!

this is what afton got...

Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on letting
ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex...even
small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is
your middle name.


What kind of porno would you star in?
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and this is what i got...

Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!


What kind of porno would you star in?
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then i got really quiz-happy and this happened...lol........go to quizilla.com and take a bunch of quizzes it's kinda entertaining!!!
You are DORY!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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mysterious
You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
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CWINDOWSDesktopaladdin.jpg
Aladdin!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Stoner Bear
Stoner Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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you smell like butt
congratulations. you are the "you smell like
butt" bunny. your brutally honest and
always say whats on your mind.


which happy bunny are you?
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Lactating Barbie
Lactating Barbie? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Snap out of it and kill the kid while you still
can!


If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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My inner child is six years old today

My inner child is six years old!


Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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asshole
your asshole.


What swear word are you?
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GARAGE GURL - Flirt inna Skirt!
A GARAGE-GURL. Youre into loud music, hot guys and
wild fashions. Youre most at ease when youve
got all your mates around you and you like to
party. Boys are a game and youre always on the
ball because you make sure youre always number
one.
Your virtues: Confidence, fun nature, sociability.
Your flaws: Loudness, jealous tendency, need for
attention.


What kind of girl are you?
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You represent... playfulness.
You represent... playfulness.
Playfulness can often be mistaken for sluttiness or
flirtiness... Flirting is something you enjoy
doing, but you're mostly just about having fun.
You're into partying, and it's seems that
people enjoy your company as much as you enjoy
their's.


What feeling do you represent?
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Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always want to try something new. Your inquisitive and quite lovable. You have many friends and will succseed in life.
Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always
want to try something new. Your inquisitive and
quite lovable. You have many friends and will
succseed in life.


What type of eyes do you have?
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You like it fast and strong and you drink for one reason: to get piss-ass drunk!
Congratulations!! You're a shot of some good old
hard liquor!


What Drink Are You?
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Ariel
You are Ariel from The Little Mermaid!


What Disney Princess are you?
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Season = Spring
You're Most Like The Season Spring ...

Fresh faced, with a young outlook on life - you
smile at the world and expect it to smile back
at you. You're mostly a bubbly, fun - innocent
person. Described as cute possibly. However,
you're a little naive about things and tend to
be a little too trustworthy.
As the first season, It Makes you the youngest -
and so most immature - but people are inclined
to look out for and protect you.

Well done... You're the most fun of the seasons :)


?? Which Season Are You ??
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...:::DONE:::...haha. silly.

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happy turkey day :) [27 Nov 2003|04:08pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | are you gonna go my way-lenny kravitz ]

cheerleader
You are Cheerleader. You are the leader. You never
die. You always look soooo good. Are the most
popularest ever.


Which Teen Girls Squad Member are you?
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go here to see the teen girl squad videos. they are piss-your-pants worthy....to me.

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do do do i am sooooo fucking NASAL!!!!!!!!!!! [24 Nov 2003|09:43pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | nin-closer ]

this song is so fucking hot..closer by nine inch nails.....i want to fuck you like an animal!!!!!!!!!!!! haha. boopy doo. my allergies are fucking insane!!! ahh!!! i got 3 rolls of pics recently. they are great!!! they are from our bday, afton's grandma's where we were looking for this really bad smell outside lol (these are like the only pics where we are not some degree of fucked up!), denise's party (jess's step-mom...we made our own fun!) playing drunken pool (we were so good! or so we thought at the time!), and camping. do do dooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have liquids secreting out of my face. ain't that a purty thing to hear. ahhhhhh i am feeling BLAH!!! tomorrow we are doing this thanksgiving thing at school. then afton and me are seeing laura sundborg and i'm sure ian, her baby. i can't wait!!! i haven't seen her in like almost a whole year actually!!! omg that's so weird!!! and i've never seen ian obviously if i haven't seen laura lol. he is almost 2 months old. aww. i love babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i feel shitty so i am going to go sedate myself with sinus medicine now. i've done it before. it's like a really peaceful drunken state. lol. bye bye.

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testing 123... [18 Nov 2003|10:34pm]
i am fucking having probs putting pics on here. it doesn't like me to!!!
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[18 Nov 2003|10:15pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | breathe on me-britney spears ]

silly times are good times. and i like those a lot. sometimes kate teaches me things. spanish things. and here are some of those things...

Katehobbes: well i think one of the coolest phrases is tengo la mar de hambre
Katehobbes: which means i have the sea of hunger

Katehobbes: tu eres un comepinga hijo de puta
Katehobbes: tu eres un maricon y tienes una pinga muy pequena
Katehobbes: ok the first one means you are a cock sucker who is a son of a bitch
Katehobbes: and the second one is you are gay and you have a small penis

Katehobbes: is castigame con tu langosta reviosa
Katehobbes: it means punish me w/ your ravishing lobster lol

"breathe on me" by britney is a fucking kick ass song. i love it. i bet it's fun to...dance.......to. haha. i am a silly little bitch. i downloaded her entire cd HAHA beating the system mo fucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!




.........................................and i am SPENT like an ex con's money.........cause he spent it on a prostitute.................well he was sick of being the bitch......ha. SMILES ALL AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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fun convo w/ fatima!!!!!!!!! [17 Nov 2003|11:03pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]
[ music | what does that mean?? (quixotic) FRASIER IS ON!!! ]

if you don't read this, then you're gay and no one likes you....
oh and you have a small penis (or a big vagina, whatever applies to you)



included is how to play "double hootin hanny ha!"











h0tpinkstilett0s: fa la la la la...
h0tpinkstilett0s: ...la la la
h0tpinkstilett0s: la.
FaROXurWorld420: JENNA!
h0tpinkstilett0s: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
h0tpinkstilett0s: you are a crazy bitch
h0tpinkstilett0s: and i love you!
FaROXurWorld420: YOU ARE A CRAZY STITCH!
h0tpinkstilett0s: well if you cut yourself i'll fix it!
FaROXurWorld420: ;-) thanks!
h0tpinkstilett0s: but don't cut yourself
h0tpinkstilett0s: cause
h0tpinkstilett0s: eww
FaROXurWorld420: hahaha.
FaROXurWorld420: that would be a problem.
h0tpinkstilett0s: double hahaha.
h0tpinkstilett0s: hahahahahaha
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah
h0tpinkstilett0s: a problem caused by problems that causes more problems
FaROXurWorld420: like personal ones.
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah!
h0tpinkstilett0s: don't get those
h0tpinkstilett0s: then the cutting follows
h0tpinkstilett0s: ahhhhhhhh!
h0tpinkstilett0s: DON'T DO IT FATIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!1
FaROXurWorld420: I WONT!
FaROXurWorld420: EVER!
h0tpinkstilett0s: you're not the soup nazi are you
h0tpinkstilett0s: ahh
FaROXurWorld420: no im the cookie monster ;-)
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
h0tpinkstilett0s: i am the.......umm..............
h0tpinkstilett0s: what am i
h0tpinkstilett0s: the hamburgler!!!!!!!!1
FaROXurWorld420: yes!
FaROXurWorld420: that is who you are!
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah
FaROXurWorld420: gimme my damn hamburger you bitch.
h0tpinkstilett0s: hell yeah
h0tpinkstilett0s: can ui get a hell yeah
FaROXurWorld420: HELL YEAH!
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
h0tpinkstilett0s: HELLL YEAH x 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
h0tpinkstilett0s: i liek this game
h0tpinkstilett0s: how do you play
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
FaROXurWorld420: well you hafta have scissors.
h0tpinkstilett0s: oh really
h0tpinkstilett0s: check
h0tpinkstilett0s: what else
h0tpinkstilett0s: i have safety scissors are those ok
FaROXurWorld420: um....are they pink?
h0tpinkstilett0s: definitely
h0tpinkstilett0s: i have a glue stick
h0tpinkstilett0s: do you?
FaROXurWorld420: hm....no but i have tape!
h0tpinkstilett0s: ok good
h0tpinkstilett0s: what else do you think we need
FaROXurWorld420: hm...probably some animal crackers.
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i'd say those are key.
h0tpinkstilett0s: and orange construction paper.
h0tpinkstilett0s: right?
FaROXurWorld420: yes....but only orange.
FaROXurWorld420: none of those blan colors.
FaROXurWorld420: like YELLOW.
FaROXurWorld420: nope, just orange.
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah
h0tpinkstilett0s: i agree
h0tpinkstilett0s: orange is an excellent color for this game.
h0tpinkstilett0s: and maybe some brown crayons and nipple rings with dice on them.
FaROXurWorld420: yes i agree, it brings out the color of the pink scissors.
h0tpinkstilett0s: totally!
FaROXurWorld420: i think we should wear green spandex pants.
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah
h0tpinkstilett0s: that might not be such a good idea, but it's not like anyone's gonna see in the dark...
h0tpinkstilett0s: unless the blacklight is really powerful
FaROXurWorld420: yeah... or if the strobe light is goin too fast.
FaROXurWorld420: for safety i think we should have bandaids on hand.
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah
h0tpinkstilett0s: and band-aids ON our hands
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
h0tpinkstilett0s: spongebob ones
h0tpinkstilett0s: glow in the dark spongebob ones
FaROXurWorld420: yeah dude.
FaROXurWorld420: those will ensure safety.
h0tpinkstilett0s: with glitter that reflects to strike a beam of light into your opponents' eye BAM
h0tpinkstilett0s: they're down
h0tpinkstilett0s: and you've gained 50 points
h0tpinkstilett0s: and food for your whole village
FaROXurWorld420: YAY!
FaROXurWorld420: thank you!
FaROXurWorld420: can i build a zoo.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i was thinking the same thing!
h0tpinkstilett0s: i'll help.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i have some gigantic legos that i think would be PERFECT
h0tpinkstilett0s: not giant...GIGANTIC
h0tpinkstilett0s: *sounds WAY more important right*
FaROXurWorld420: oh geeze.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i know!
FaROXurWorld420: yeah....i bet they would be great for the lions cage.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i almost nut in my underpants when i got them for christmas last year!
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
h0tpinkstilett0s: they would
FaROXurWorld420: hahaha GIGANTIC LEGOS KICK.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i know
h0tpinkstilett0s: they don't just kick, but they strap on some all-terrain boots and kick. hardcore.
FaROXurWorld420: damn....i wasnt aware that they kicked to that extent...
h0tpinkstilett0s: HELL YEAH they do
h0tpinkstilett0s: you better recognize. foo.
h0tpinkstilett0s: ha
h0tpinkstilett0s: what else do we need for this game
FaROXurWorld420: i have recognized my homie.
FaROXurWorld420: um...
FaROXurWorld420: more players?
FaROXurWorld420: i say we ask alfred the ant if he would like to join?!
h0tpinkstilett0s: yeah! this is getting really exciting i want to play now!
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha
h0tpinkstilett0s: i am gonna ask some geriatric folks to play!!!!!!!!!!!!111
h0tpinkstilett0s: old people=quality.
FaROXurWorld420: yeah dude...old folk = stories of the good ol' days.
FaROXurWorld420: when gum was only a penny.
FaROXurWorld420: and prostitutes were legal!
h0tpinkstilett0s: and prostitutes were only a penny!
h0tpinkstilett0s: or a stick of gum, which apparently was the equivilent of a panny!
FaROXurWorld420: HA!
h0tpinkstilett0s: double HA!
h0tpinkstilett0s: HA! HA!
FaROXurWorld420: double hootin hanny ha!
h0tpinkstilett0s: is that the name of the game
h0tpinkstilett0s: i think it is!
h0tpinkstilett0s: i like it.
h0tpinkstilett0s: i like it so much i'm gonna bring it to my mom and say, "mom, can we keep it?!"
FaROXurWorld420: AGREED!
h0tpinkstilett0s: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
h0tpinkstilett0s: alright i think we have it established.
h0tpinkstilett0s: done and done.
FaROXurWorld420: yes scratch and sniff.
h0tpinkstilett0s: alright poke and barf.
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha.
h0tpinkstilett0s: well i think i am gonna go now friend.
FaROXurWorld420: alrite then.
FaROXurWorld420: dont cheat the game or you'll cheat the land!
h0tpinkstilett0s: nov. 30, you, me,. players, and double hootin hanny ha!
h0tpinkstilett0s: i know right!
h0tpinkstilett0s: and i don't wanna cheat the land!
h0tpinkstilett0s: bye silly.
FaROXurWorld420: duh.
FaROXurWorld420: bye bye stinky.
h0tpinkstilett0s: SMELLER!
h0tpinkstilett0s: good to the night
FaROXurWorld420: night of the good to thee.
h0tpinkstilett0s: *SPANK*
FaROXurWorld420: *SQUIRT*
h0tpinkstilett0s: *PIZZLE*
h0tpinkstilett0s: what?
h0tpinkstilett0s: who said that?
FaROXurWorld420: penis!
h0tpinkstilett0s: night cap ;-)
FaROXurWorld420: night nut.
h0tpinkstilett0s: night honey bear.
FaROXurWorld420: goodnite sugar bunny tits.
h0tpinkstilett0s: ok now i really am gonna go!!! lol
h0tpinkstilett0s: haha. you know it. BYE
FaROXurWorld420: bye.













and that's all she wrote!!!!!!!!!!!

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campin it up foo [13 Nov 2003|07:47pm]
[ mood | full ]
[ music | f.r.i.e.n.d.s!!! emma has a penis cake!!! ]

i am going camping on sat w/ afton, wes, carlos (YAHOO lol jk), & sean...fun fun fun...................................................................................time to get inebriated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye bye

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new sn... [30 Oct 2003|10:05pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | hello i love you-the doors...jim morrison was a sexy male..haha i said male... ]

...:::ATTENTION:::...

i have a new sn... it's h0tpinkstilett0s (those are zeros!!!) so use it!!! i don't feel like writing more, i am tired and hungry and my eyes hurt!!! ahh!!!

funny shit!!!

funnier shit!!!

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SAUCY POOH!!! [28 Oct 2003|12:25am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | like a drug-queens of the stone age...download it, it's the shit!!! promise. ]

SAUCY POOH!!! SAUCY POOH!!! SAUCY POOH!!!
haha... today i was @ afton's and she was on the phone, & when she's on the phone, she can't pay attention to like ANYTHING, so i put on some spanish music really loud & started singing & dancing & it was really entertaining i'm sure! then i picked up dog poop (w/ a kleenex) & started chasing her w/ it and she was gagging & screaming..which was way more entertaining!!! then...i put it in a water bottle and she gagged again so then me & athena (her sister) went in afton's room & put the bottle in her pillow. it was pretty silly if you ask me. (go ahead...ask me!!!) so then she went out w/ jake & when she finally got home (she got a surprise car by the way! it's a silver 94 cavalier...kinda silly, but good for the $ and good enough for a car, especially a 1st car!) & i was on the phone w/ her when she discovered it...she said "eww jenna it melted!!!" the water was all brown she said & she kept gagging & like dry heaving i was laughing so hard. but the best part by far was when she called it "saucy pooh"!!! omg i almost peed myself, but i did fart. haha. she rolled it down her driveway cause she didn't want it in her house, so i get to see it tomorrow before school when we pick her up. omg that's really exciting...ha...saucy pooh...i just had to tell the story before i hit the sack...haha...hit the sack. owe. ...:::goodnight lovers:::...haha.
...sAuCy PoOh... ...SaUcY pOoh... ...sAuCy PoOh...





yeah i know i'm one sick fuck...you didn't have to tell ME that

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boopy doop [27 Oct 2003|12:09pm]
[ mood | accomplished...took a shower ]
[ music | sunday bloody sunday-u2...bono is hot!!! ]

dude i am hooked on tv dinners. is that sad? i guess they're semi-healthy..right? lol..soooooooooooo.ktfm has changed to krock and i love it...:)...yeah i don't know what to say. blah. the time change kinda screwed w/ me last night cause it was like 12 something and i was like "why am i so tired?! i am not going to school tomorow...i don't want to go to bed this early!!!" i have my nails done so i love to type now. hehe. i took a shower, i am so proud of myself. i hadn't showered since fri night so i thought it was about time, since i was starting to smell like a fart. i woke up @ 10 this morning which was weird. well i would've slept longer but wes called cause he was bored @ school so then i couldn't go back to sleep..lalala....ladedadeday...fatima and i made up words last night and i thought it was so funny. ahjob=elephant muljil=happy puknob=hyper children..so i said "i like muljil ahjob puknobs!!!...that means i like happy fat hyperactive kids!" lol i laughed...out...loud...? dude this is an awesome song on the radio right now...kashmir by led zeppelin. i love it. led zeppelin rocks my boat. haha. ...:::OH LET THE SUN BEAT DOWN UPON MY FACE:::... blah blah...i am so bored. on my away message i put "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade...then pour it on someone's pants so it looks like they pissed themselves!!!" -jenna finke..............ha i am silly. oh i failed to mention the fun on birthday night (tues)!!! we went to mike's apt and drank and attempted to play a card game and we hung out on the balcony and then everybody wanted to go down to the pool and for some reason me, joey (mike's hot brother), and danny (mike's roommate) stayed behind and i don't remember how long we were there but they (jess, afton, mike, & brent) ended up calling my phone and we were on our way...and like all my stories form the night start with "when me, joey, and danny were in the apt..." (nothing bad lol) and i don't know why lol!!! but anywho then we went to brent's house and i rode with joey and he couldn't back the car up! it was in reverse but would only go forward! he felt so bad and i was like "it's ok i can't even drive! and it's funny!" so we called mike and they had to push the car and yeah then we were on our way and got kinda lost i guess wel i had to call brent's mom and ask her for directions..it was like midnight...whoops...and i screwed up what i was saying..i was trying to say babcock and wurzbach...but i said "babCOCK and wurzbop" lol joey was like "you really emphasized the cock on that" and i felt bad cause it was brent's mom. lol yeah i remember me and joey had convos about beer & then krispy kreme..cause we don't understand all the hype about them (krispy kreme, not beer...we definitely understand all the hype about beer!)...he made a really big fast turn and i found it to be really funny! yeah we went to brent's and i don't think i drank anymore. well i took a tiny swig on everclear but that was it i think...they (brent & joey) swam and i guess that's about it. umm yeah but it was a fun-filled night!...oh i spilled rum & coke (MALIBU rum...by far one of the best things ever...) on my pants so i stuck a paper towel in my pants..so later when i dripped more into my shirt, i stuck a paper towel in my shirt and i went "i do NOT stuff!" and i laughed a lot...which was one of the rules of our drinking game...you couldn't...1.laugh 2.wait..i forgot! there were 3 rules but i can't remember them..haha...i just know i laughed a LOT!!! oh @ 1 point i fell down and i laughed and so later they went "jenna, fall down" so i did. and they said "now laugh" and i did. "now drink" and of course i did :) haha. on thursday we went to dave & buster's w/ courtney and met some of her friends including jake, who is a really sweet, cute, funny guy! god courtney is fucking funny as shit!!! "well i was cutting a rug down at a place called jug's w/ a girl named linda lou when in walked a man w/ a gun in his hand and he was looking for you know who he said hey fat fellow w/ the hair-color yellow..." lynyrd skynyrd!!!!!!! HELL YES BITCH...well i'm gonna go now!!!!!!!!!!!!1 much love, peace dawgs... god smack is on right now and i think sully needs to be smacked cause he is so fucking hot...

i am wearing my spongebob slippers right now!!! you're jealous :)

try budget gourmet chicken w/ broccoli in riggatoni or something like that...mmm...x 10...

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i love being 18!!! [26 Oct 2003|05:00pm]
[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | all of my love-led zep :) ]

alright where do i start?! on friday night we (we=me, afton,jess, afton's mom teri, & her friend nelda) went to hardbodies and OMG it was great!!! on the way, we drank some skyy blues so that was fun...and inside OH SHIT i gave this really hot guy a dollar cause he pointed at me and nelda said i gave him the dollar way too early i was like hey i'm a first timer lol leave me alone but anyways he held himself up really cool & wrapped his leg around me head :) and he shook it in my face and took my hand so i could rub it down his body...he was so soft lol..and i looked at him and went, "thank you!!!" and he said, "oh yeah!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek :) ..i was in heaven...lol...so anyways then we went to the electric company (a gay bar lol) cause it was supposed to be a blast and we saw the drag show and that was funny! brent's cousin was one of them and he/she whatever...was gorgeous!!! dude if you saw him, he was so supposed to be a girl!!! he's the tiniest cutest little thing! but anyways my butt got piched and i don't know who did it...then everybody danced and i really didn't want to. i don't want to dance around people. i mean i know i will sometime, but that was my first time to any kind of club. and i wasn't drunk. if i was, i SO would've danced..."circles around everyone" afton says. i'm told i dance very good when i drink...like i can remember...this drunk guy @ the club (he was straight) wanted me to dance so bad and he wanted to get me wasted. i really considered it lol but i had bracelets on and shit written on my hands, and you can get in a lotta trouble ya know so i was scared!!! this butch lesbian named..get this...RONNIE lol...wanted afton's nuts really bad. actually i guess i shouldn't say nuts...lol...and afton was not having that lol. but anyways i really wish we stayed at hardbodies the whole night and just stayed for the drag show @ the elecrtic company. cause i could've done without the standing there while everyone danced. but then they wouldn't have had as much fun that night. afton & jess are so excited about going clubbing and i'm really not. seriously. it's sad i'd have to get drunk to get excited about it, but whatever..that's me; i don't want to dance!!! lol. if i'm in a really good mood and i'm joking around then that's one thing, but i was in a bad mood. not angry, just a bad mood. well...then last night we babysat for "our kids" (jj, jeremy, & rachel..i love them so much!!!) and laura and teri came back at like 12 somethjing from a halloween party...kinda early huh?!...laura was completely shitfaced from TWO drinks..and teri had the same amount and was just buzzed...???...anyways we played hide-n-seek in the dark and i called it "hide-in-the-seek" and john laughed at me. lol...i had some tequila and kool-aid..not exactly sure how much i ended up having but i didn't drink it fast so i only got a little buzzed...i have such a weak stomach now, it sucks so bad...they all thought i was drunk for a while i think, and i tried to call sue johansen (the old lady from the "sunday night sex show"...i think it's on the oxygen channel...omg it's so funny if you haven't seen it, you have got to!) and i wanted to ask her if the burning sensation is normal..lol...but wouldn't let me have my phone! i had to wrestle afton for it and i was like fuck it...i am kinda notorious for calling people when i am fuckled up...and sometimes saying very bad things...whoops...but afton shouldn't talk...she hasn't said very bad things in drunken phone calls, but she likes to make those calls too...lol...ohohoh it was so cute, rachel picked out our bday presents (afton got a dolphin underwater lamp thing, we turned it on & i got really excited!) i got spongebob slippers, earrings, & a bracelet. they also got us a cake!!! it was so sweet. alright that concludes my weekend...good day loves...

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woot fucking woot!!! [20 Oct 2003|10:02pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | none...simptoms... (simpsons) homer's singing "space cowboy" by the steve miller band lol ]

GUESS WHAT HAPPENS IN LESS THAN ABOUT 2 HOURS??? AFTON & I TURN 18!!! well technically, i do @ 10:59 am, & she does @ 2:21pm, so i am 3 hours & 22 mins older than her :) haha...well i am excited!!! we are going to mike's apt tomorrow and getting our drink on...fun indeed!!! sooooooooo i don't know what else to say...oh we're wearing identical outfits tomorrow so that should be interesting. lol........................................................................we are gonna take LOTS of pics...hopefully...cause everytime we say we will, we don't......but i shall try & when i do, i'll post some pics on my soon-to-be wensite...................(it's under construction but @ the top of the journal^^^) umm it won't go down for an hour like the old one, so that's exciting!!!!! i have 2 new phrases...they are, "spaz pants" & "i'm getting a porky!!!" lol............................................funt imes. omg we went to the bike rodeo today for community service hours..omg little kids are sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! i love them :) well i guess i'll go now...............................................love jenna...adult-to-be









..::that doesn't mean i have to act like it::..

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lalala it's 4am & i'm not sleepy :) [19 Oct 2003|04:12am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | drift & die-puddle of mudd ]

look at the fucking new look my journal has!!! i love it..how do you like my icon?! not really you say??? well how about if i told you i fucking made it!!! all by my fucking self!!! HA!!! i am talking to this guy right now & let me tell you...he knows all the fucking right things to say!!! well i'm gonna go now alrighty tighty wighty....ha...bey bye :)

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toucan samuel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [17 Oct 2003|01:06pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | audioslave-like a stone...i LOVE this song!!! i am gonna look up this guy online cause i bet he's sexy!!! ]

what happened today well not much i went to school and the bitch principal mrs.mclauchlin god mad at me for wearing pajama pants and she said i had to go home and i was like i can't go home and do you seriously think i would wear pj pants if i thought they would get me in trouble...ahh bitch...she is so fucking fake......anwyays mrs baker made sure i stayed. she just gave me along shirt to wear. lol that solved the pants problem??? haha anyways...doodoodoo i like my friends. they are cool kids. well i don't know what else to say so bye bye. i think this whole thing would be more fun if i could make it pretty!!! somebody help me :(

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why don't i ever update this??? [16 Oct 2003|01:41am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | when the levee breaks-led zeppelin (only the best song of all time!!!) ]

omg that last entry has a whole lotta shit in it!!! i hate alyssa and ocean, they are backstabbing bitches. and i can't believe phillip would go that low. what the fuck is wrong with people. "trust"...what the fuck does that even mean...hmm...i feel safe knowing that they'll get "theirs" cause i believe karma will kick you in the ass!!! afton is my very best friend and i hate it when people fuck her over. damn it i don't want to think about that anymore. i am almost done with school; i have 1 credit left. afton has 1 and 1/2. so we'll graduate in december. i talked to r.c. yesterday! afton and i realized his bday was the 12th so we decided to call him. i miss him!!! he's coming to school on our bday...TUESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1985!!!...5 days folks...soooooooooooooo anyways..................................................i can't wait. we're gonna go to hardbodies & the electric company lol and of course adult video megaplex and go get cigarettes and prob planet k cause we can freely browse w/o any worries of being kicked out or told to stay away from certain sections lol...oh yeah and i'm gonna get my nose and cartilidge peirced, and get a tattoo. afton, jess, & me are getting matching ones on our feet...don't be SCERRED lol it's little & near our pinky toe. fuck something's in my eye. alright speaking of fucked up people like i was mentioning earlier, jessica's mom fucking attacked her last night. she is insane i swear she always HAS to have some problem to get attention & sympathy. i would hate living with her. this is the final straw for jessica. there is much more to this story, & all i have to say is that i hope everything works out ok. i love those kids in that family and i want them to be safe. & jess of course. and i know she'll (her mom) get hers too.oh and her step-dad jody cause he's a real peice of work! lol...i have faith in bad stuff happening to people lol what is that?! alright i guess i'm done i need to fucking go to bed i am so tired..............bye bye
ps i went hunting for the first time the other day lol afton and i went with brent & billy & we didn't kill anything!!! then we saw house of the dead which by the way i thought was horrible...DON'T EVER GO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's not even scary!!!

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WRAP IT UP!!! I'LL TAKE IT!!! [09 Sep 2003|03:54pm]
[ mood | so fresh and so clean clean ]
[ music | the sounds of "arthur" damn that's a quality show!!! ]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ok where do i start?! i can't even remember the last time i wrote in thie joynal as i call it...alright here's some things that have happened RECENTLY...

*alyssa=scary* i love her to death!!!

*jessica's bday=complete success*

*jimmy steele...stripper=sexy as hell*

*alcohol=fun*

*alyssa + jenna=3 hour long drunken walks*

*porn=silly...but we don't like to purchase it in front of old ladies!!!*

*wacky tobaccy=lotsa fun and dizzyness*

*ocean=gorgeous girl with great animals (that's not code for anything lol)*

*conroe=smells bad and is scary*

...alright i guess that's all i can think of for now lol...

afton ate fresh dog bottom yesterday

jessie lynn <3 jimmy steele

alison grins a lot

me and afton turn 18 in 42 days!!! WOOT FUCKIN WOOT!!!

FOR QUALITY PORN, SHOP HINA FOOD MART


...................and i'm SPENT...................................peace homeslices.......................

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hey go here....... [25 Jul 2003|01:35am]
my new site oamg my back is fuckling itchy anyways that is a little thingy i put together tonight and i wanted to share it LLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i am not done yet oh i have a short bandwidth (so it can only get a certain amount of hits a day or something) so that really sucks so if you have pateince and it doesn't work try again later. why? because you adore me. ha. :)
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sorry but i really don't feel like doing this!!! [25 Jul 2003|12:23am]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | none!!! my back's itchy ahh ]

ok i really don't feel like posting because i have WAY too much to say!!! basically i had a great time in st. louis, and i have been babysitting since i got back.....so that's life right now!!! alright coment if you actually want me to keep going on w/ this thing...cause right now i'm working on a site and i'll have a blog (weblog...journal) on it...........sooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah COMMENT!!!

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lala...vacay...in julay...ha it's july...what the fuck i gotta stop...ha... [03 Jul 2003|09:36pm]
alright where do i start?! soooo so far ok we went to tennessee for my great aunt's 80th bday..which was alright bc there were cute little kids and we went swimming and yeah it was ok. oh i asked my adorable 2 year old cousin aj if i could keep him forever and he said "yeah" in the cutest little confused voice ever!!! ok i have to say i have to have the funniest nephew in the world! i mean he is TOTALLY related to me, because he's obsessed w/ farting and his butt crack and he said random things like "bloody anus" and "crack witherspoon" ETHAN=QUALITY oh and he put this stick toy thing in his sock and asked my brother if he wanted a cig..ha!!! ha. ha. hahaha. ok so anyways my 4 month old nephew louis (i'm used to the name now, but i usually call him baby!) is SO FUCKING CUTE!!! he's so damn happy, it's great! he laughs and smiles all the time and today i changed my first poopy diaper ever, and he stuck his foot in it. haha. cutest baby ever. oh my sister bought me an $8 purse today and it's soooooooooo pretty!!! it's like a pink paisley hobo bag w/ a straw handle. i love it. forever. tomorrow we're having a party for ethan and then the next day he's having his bday party w/ his friends which means little kids!!! HELL YESSS!!! i think i hear giggling and that means the baby's awake so i must go play now!!! hooray!!! oh oh i almost forgot i fell in love w/ 2 boys at the mall the other day..they worked at the t-moblie place and they talked ot me and said i had been there for a long time and they were watching me i was like SCORE!!! and i am allowed to be confident about that day because i looked pretty good i think, and i usually don't think that, so i was a sexy mama. cause i looked older n shit. yeah...well i am going to marry them both. oh and today i decided i am going to marry johnny depp. johnny depp=sexual as hell!!! oh but my first love is justin timberlake....mm.ooh la la. el sexual!!! alright bye bye for now...i'll prob update in a few days............much love. peace holmes. i be out.
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FOLKS!!!

haha ethan (he's 8) shot this toy gun and said "haha i hit him in the wink!!!"

oh i have more stories in tennessee my sister and older brother jake got drunkat my mom's cousin's hotel party and then when they came back to the room steve was eating cheerios and jess (my sister) started laughing and she goes, "they lower your cholesterol, i saw the commercial!" omg it was so funny! i almost peed in my pants! oh speaking of pants pissin, at the hotel here, we made ethan pee in his pants again from laughing omg it was funny...and he didn't have any clothes to change into...so we washed his underwear with shampoo..haha...oh i get to get "inebriated" aka drunk haha i don't know how to spell the smart word...when i am here staying with my sister. she won't tell my mommy. haha sneaky evil fun plans. alright bye now PROMISE. i send my love from nellyville...haha that's queer...poh i do have one more thing to say...in a fake arguement ethan said "i know ou are but what am i?" and steve said, "mentally retarded" it was so fucking funny for some reason. bye!
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