Ianiceboy's Support Rap
The Blurty Support Rap
Yo, I'm loggin' in, clickin' never log out.
Exaggeration? Well I know it's not now.
The support area, what could be scarier?
Users ask questions, the answers can vary there.
Astute realisation sees customisation,
Equate consternation, and exasperation.
The filter - transfer me, FAQ - refer three.
Go 'til both of your eyes, have logged into Blurry
The peace is nocturnal, some comments internal.
Requests are eternal, plz help wit' my journal!!!11
We are helpin' the green,
'Cause they're twelve or thirteen.
Every day there's fifty million answers unscreened.
Doin' thirty in all,
Never dirty at all.
With all the help advertisin' Blurty to all.
For every two composed,
Seems one request is closed.
The other half could have their age issues exposed.
Far from giddy wrecks, we do kiddy checks;
Suspension a poetic tragedy, yes?Add ianiceboy to your friends list?